Julia Louis Dreyfus, better known as Elaine to the old fucks…or the neighbor’s wife in National Lampoon Christmas Vacation who Clarke doesn’t like because they are YUPPIE SCUM who are fucking the traditional family values he believes so much in, and really who the fuck really cares what else she’s been in, it’s fucking Elaine, a woman I am sure you never thought was hot when watching Seinfeld back in the 90s when you only had limited TV options, but then again, you’re a pervert who likes anything with a vagina…

She is the original Billionaire daughter turned celebrity, her family own a LOT of fucking real estate, and like a Hadid or a Jenner, it obviously helped her career, only it was an era where you actually had to get to work and get jobs, rather than just stand around in a bikini for social media…and the cameras like a vapid cunt….she genuinely had to perform and audition and there’s something nice about that in this era of entitled garbage…

I guess that doesn’t mean she’s too old to stand around in a bikini, even if I think there should be a cut off age for bikinis, because old women in bikinis scares me, even if it’s really just them not caring anymore, they’ve had all the sex they’ve needed and they’re no longer trying….so they are a “who gives a fuck, look at my big tits in a bikini” kind of girl…she has that right because virtually won at life, except for the cancer… from the family you were born into, to your career, she’s good…..except for the cancer…

She’s 58 years old. She had to undergo Breast Cancer surgery in February. She seems to be doing good…keeping spirits high and her body looks pretty awesome for a cancer survivor who is 58 years old.

Here’s to not dying yet and keepin’ them titties out..even if they tried to kill her.

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