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Eiza Gonzalez Upskirt of the Day

Charlotte McKinney’s Weird Bikini Campaign of the Day

Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

2018

Apr

Lea Michele Gets Engaged of the Day

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Lea Michele posted an engagement ring photo, because she’s trashy, basic, and a bragger like that….but I like her man hands better than her man face..they are rugged and look like they’d change a tire good.

It’s safe to say that this is a huge day for her, because when she was a little boy getting tucked by his mom before auditions, he never knew he’d live that princess life he was visualizing….

It is also safe to say she forced the dude to marry her, either by faking a pregnancy, since she was born man and has no “UTE” I doubt that…. or because she finally found a dude and had a thing for trans people because he wasn’t comfortable being a full fledge homo and she still had tits….or maybe I am wrong about the whole thing…and she is a chick…and love happened…but I like think she had to lock it in before he realized she was a man…

Either way This Dude Lea Michele is engaged…Love Happened…because love happens easier when you’re a rich and famous person in a world filled with fame whore…

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2018

Apr

Alana Champion Titties in an LA Hipster Shoot of the Day

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Alana Champion is apparently Lily Rose Depp’s BFF, they are always together, look the same, and I assume this one is 18….because they all look fucking young to a pervert like me….and I can’t tell what I am dealing with…

She’s with her friend Sammie Yochelson who I think she’s done nude pics with before, but they aren’t nude pics really, they are artistic expression for a hip LA rich kid playing “instagram THOT”…

I am not hating, I love this shit, I think it’s amazing that you can go viral and exist because of a series of nude shoots that take you a week or less of actual work time to create and that allow you to live the best life…

Not that she wouldn’t live her best life, since she is Lily Rose Depp’s bff, it’s safe to assume she’s also a rich kid, which isn’t a bad thing in this world where the rich continue to be celebrated as they fucking win doing nothing….but she’s taken it upon herself to put her tits out there and I know I appreciate that…

She’s a real champion to me, give her the participation trophy she deserves.

We’ve seen this same shoot 1000 times with 1000 women, but who needs to be creative when all you need is the tits.

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2018

Apr

Naked Tranny Gets Kicked and Other Videos of the Day

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African Sex Dance

Dolphin Takes Out Paddleboarder

Girls VS Bouncer

Armless Couple Shop at the Mall

Dude Bangs the Wall of the Day – His name isHarvey…

Yummy!! Needles found on the Streets of Vancouver

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2018

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Drunk 45 – 65 year old women are the best…especially in a resort environment wearing their old lady form fitting, body shaping bathing suits..getting wasted…in the party because they’ve finally reached the point of not giving a fuck, and wanting to have a good time, so long as their diabetes hold up….

There is always something fascinating about shirtless dudes buying a Slurpie with their fat girlfriends who are probably their sisters, because they wanted new pussy because they are tired of fucking their momes….because white trash, as repulsive as it may look and smell is a beautiful thing…it is Americana…it is what we all are…

My weekend didn’t involve either of those things…but it should have…and maybe will one day…I just need to drive to Florida…

Here are some morning Links…

Dog Loves Getting Head Stuck
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Buy Bongs!
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Underwater Poker
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Removing Tooth With Crossbow
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Buy CBD!
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Wedding Fails
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Teens Taken Out by Driver
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Crazy Man Throws Customers Out of a Restaurant
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MAria Shriver Supports Elderly Rapists
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Man Discovers he has a Massive Tapeworm
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Woman VS Popeyes Window
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Patton Oswalt’s Wife who Died Caught the Golden State Killer
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Drunk Guy at the Drive Thru
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Girl Does a Picture a Day over 8 years Creepy Narcissism
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2018

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day besides seeing a lot of big tits and big asses was seeing a family of two or three generations of white trash, like literal white trash, bleached hair, fat as fuck, looked like she had a confederate flag tattooed on her granny at 50 year old ass….but upon closer look…she was there with a black dude…and so were her two equally trashy, even fatter daughters…like double downing on the Big Black Cock…despite looking like the toothless hicks spitting on them on the bus…because I guess America isn’t as racist as people think it is…and fat white chicks, generation to generation, will like the only race with a cock big enough to penetrate them…we are living in progressive times…

I also saw more than one dude selfie himself, and any dude who selfies himself and isn’t a queer..is a fucking queer…I’m talking to all you queers…

Here are some stepLINKS…cuz weekends they do happen…and they are happening now…before our very eyes….

Girl Drinks Dog Piss for Health Reasons
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Russian Slut in a Bikini
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TMZ is Runnign Stories Abotu Instagram Models You’ve Never Heard of Jerking Off Dogs
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Girl Gets Dart Thrown in her Eye
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The Latest Pervert – 78 Year Old Tom Brokaw
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Some Pervert Paid A LOT for a Dress Rihanna Wore
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13 Semi Trucks Save a Suicidal Guy
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Model in a Bra and Overalls
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Amy Schumer Unfortunately Didn’t Die of a Kidney Infection
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Scarlett Johansson BIG CLEAVAGE
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Matthew Fox from LOST has a very cool House
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Lady Driver of the Day
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Ariel Winter Braless and Hard Nippled
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The Weirdest Video You’ll See Today
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Dude with no Voice on America’s got Talent….Doing Comedy…
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Halsey Nipple
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Adventurer Gets Ear Cleaned the Worst Way
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J.Lo has a New Video You Can Jerk Off To
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Truck Tire Blows as Car is Driving By
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Miranda Lambert Stole a Woman’s Husband – Here’s Her Pic
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Jennifer Aniston Pokies
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Youtuber Streams a Car Crash that May have Killed him…
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Matt Lauer’s First Statement About Being a Pervert
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Kanye the Publicity Stunt Previewing his New Music in a Trump Hat for TMZ – Fuck These Assholes
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Dog Starts Humping Two Men Fighting
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Courtney Stodden Rehead in Lingerie Shoot
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Toni Garn – Old Looking at an Event
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Naomi Campbell in a Dress
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Jennie Garth Hits the Gym
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Mary Kate Olsen Smoking
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Jodie Foster Lesbian Erotica
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Claire Danes Pregnant
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Katharine McPhee – Always a Slut
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Drunk Lesbian Strap On Sex
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LIVE SEX!!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Sex Toy tester
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Worst Threesome Ever
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Naked Girl On All Fours on the Radiator
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Three Friendly Girls…
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Girl Finds an Armadillo in the wOODS…
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SLUTTY GIRLS ON SNAPCHAT – A COMPILATION
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Blonde Nudist of the Day
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GEMMA AND HER BIG TITS
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Naked Amateurs…
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TINA AND HER BIG BUSH
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Briana Lee Gets Naked
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Butt Plug Girl
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Lesbians in the Shower
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2018

Apr

Ariel Winter Braless Nipple of the Day

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It’s Friday Night, you’re all getting wild, getting lit, getting trippy, getting crunk, getting whatever the #hashtag the idiots are using to describe trying to black out your week and life through substance abuse…and what better way to do that than to stare at Ariel Winter’s chopped off titty that grew back because it knew she needed it to stay relevant….thanks titty for doing your damn job…

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2018

Apr

Babes and Weed is the Future Right Now of the Day

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Weed is going to be legal in Canada in a few months, which is a big deal for everyone jumping on the legal Cannabis movement, starting companies and cashing in….It will eventually be legal on the federal level in the USA because it just has to be…and is so stupid that it is not…and really such a ridiculous concept that it is not…but I guess that won’t change much for those people who smoke weed, have been smoking weed for the last 100 years, but it will allow for a lot of people to get rich.

The nice thing about this Cannabis movement, is that all these babes who smoke weed post pics of themselves smoking weed like they are some kind of bad girls, or rebels, even though 75 percent of the world smokes weed, and posting pics of you smoking weed, is almost like posting a pic of you taking a piss, which not enough girls post, but that should post to celebrate normalcy…

We have partnered up with Serial Entrepreneur CODY ALT , who just launched a CBD company, which is not weed, but still made from the same controlled plant, that has all kinds of medicinal properties, I use it on my hemorrhoids and it stops the pain and inflammation…so I am sure it works for a hell of a lot of other things….

It is called PURE KANA …your best source for Quality and Affordable Health and Wellness Products made from CBD….THIS IS THE GOOD GOOD STUFF!!!

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2018

Apr

Rita Ora Reminds Us that Women Like Being Jerked off To of the Day

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Rita Ora posted a video of her fucking herself in a bathtub of milk…cuz she’s an empowered woman, a feminist, an artist who has fucked her way into existence…

I find it interesting that all women must like being whores, because there is so much half naked showing off their bodies, like they would for their husbands in a different time, but instead to millions of people, that they expose themselves to…in efforts to get millions of more people to buy into them…

It’s funny that it is social norm to roll around in your underwear or a bikini ass out, while brands throw money at you, and dudes jerk off to you, while you claim to be a feminist and this is just self expression not click bait…

It’s like the action totally contradicts the justification….while it’s really just basic human instinct that girls like being hot and jerked off to by men..they just pretend they don’t…while posting pics to trigger that reaction…cuz the whole world is crazy..

Here she is “touching her pussy hole due to rash or tingling sensation”

Here she is getting Laser Hair Removal..cuz no one wants a hairy sex worker…unless they want a hair sex worker…if you know what I mean.

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2018

Apr

Bella and Gigi Hadid Incest Make Out of the Day

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These Hadid girls will do anything to get noticed or attention.

It is how they were raised and if they weren’t rich, they’d likely be filming lesbian sister porn together, something that exists but that I am not sure is entirely legal, you know two sisters fucking the same dude, masturbating together the way their daddy liked them to….or was it what Paul Marciano liked…who knows..

It’s just a reminder that gutter people, the extreme poor people, who incest as just as fucked up as the extreme rich people, who do all kinds of fucked up things too…both untouchable in their own right, the poor people cuz no one cares about them, the rich because everyone cares about them…

There’s likely as much incest in a backwoods cabin as there is at a Royal palace…I mean before they brought the black girl into the mix…

So this is just premium weirdo behaivor….for the paparazzi…of course…if you’re gonna dyke out make sure there is an audience…any college girl will tell you that…

Here is a bonus that isn’t really a bonus BELLA HADID panty pic..wishing you all a good morning…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW

2018

Apr

Demi Lovato Big Tits of the Day

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In Demi’s case it’s very convenient to have a mental disorder from being able to go as wild as she wants because she has all kinds of money and fame and support and a team and management to make sure she keeps on earning…so her teen rebellion of drugs and lesbianism is normal under the circumstances…I know tons of people on drugs who don’t claim to be bi-polar as an excuse to justify having a good time or filling the void in their soul…

I know girls who make 100 dollars and blow it on coke and fucking having a good time, but they don’t pretend there’s a bigger reason for it…while Demi i just being a fancy and entitled girl with insecurities, justified insecurities, who may have guilt knowing she’s made all this money and has this big audience when she’s likely undeserving due to a lack of talent…but maybe her narcissism doesn’t let her realize or accept that….

I just think if she was legit crazy she’d have killed herself or been institutionalized…it’s just a facade, a lie, bullshit..

But she does like posting her cleavage, the only good thing about her fat gains…and here it is.

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