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2018

07

May

Toni Garrn Nipples for GQ of the Day

Toni Garrn Nipples for South Aftrica GQ

Toni Garrn was a Victoria’s Secret model, I think…I really don’t remember, but she has been around for a while, probably a decade or more….and she’s still out there showing her tits…full tits…nipples out for GQ…exciting times for someone who pretty much fell off the map and has spent the last few months basically working on a comeback by getting naked with other low level sluts on the beach of Miami for the hired paparazzi…a tactic that I guess worked…

You may know her as one of Leo’s Beards…a long time ago, for about 5 minutes, she was marketed as his “girlfriend” who he probably never saw because he was too busy sucking dick, but that he would car around in public so people didn’t know he was too busy sucking dick, not because he’s a homo who hates women, but because he’s Leo and has been hounded by hot chicks his entire life…to the point where they are boring..

So this one has been touched by his magic leo wand…or rumored to have been….and look at her now…tits out in print 5 years later because we like tits of women who may only exist because they “dated” Leo even when they become pretty low end because it was a decade ago.

Goodtimes.

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2018

07

May

Ireland Baldwin Topless Erotica of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Topless Covering her Nipples

Ireland Baldwin Naked on the BEach covering her Tits

Ireland Baldwin must be on new meds, because she’s been putting herself out there again, finally ready to show some drive, some effort, some ambition that she had a few years ago when she first started out on Social Media before her skinnier, hotter, more scenester and lame cousin started out….and ended up cashing the fuck in as an “it” girl that Ireland Baldwin wants to be….

So she’s producing SMUT for pervert dudes, knowing the Anna Nicole Smith trash route is the one that will work for her…like the sex worker she is…

She’s hanging with other Low Levels, who may be her version of the Kardashians, but who are Charlotte McKinney who no one cares about….

She’s getting naked on the beach…it’s just a lot of Ireland Baldwin which is saying a lot because even a little of Ireland Baldwin is a lot since she’s fucking huge….

Here she is riding bikes in skirts with Charlotte McKinney

Ireland Baldwin and Charlotte McKinney Riding Bikes in Shorts 01

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Here are some more of her NUDE on the beach

Ireland Baldwin Nude and Hard Nipples in See Through White Shirt

IRELAND baldwin full nude on the beach

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|Ireland Baldwin

2018

07

May

Emily Seller Bush of the Day

Emily Seller Naked Showing Tits and Pussy Black and White by Erik Tranberg

Emily Seller is some random girl showing her bush on the internet. We looked for her social media, and found nothing, but we didn’t look too hard, and I find it very hard to believe that someone going out there and putting her bush on the internet doesn’t have social media…unless she’s just so fucking hipster, she’s moved to Detroit hipster, to be an artist hipster and deleted her social media as some hipster statement, and has got herself a flip phone with no data plan….because that’s the way hipsters do it if they can’t find a long enough string to use the old can and string form of communication you know at least one unicycle riding weirdo with a waxed moustache out there uses as the only way to contact him…

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2018

07

May

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

Demi Lovato Gets Wet in a Bikini in the Shower

I don’t know when Demi Lovato decided to become a hatchet faced sex worker…

Maybe it was from answering a BOUDOIR shoot discount on GROUPON designed for fat trailer trash to add spice into their marriage….something I first saw watching Roseanne the First generation….that I quickly learned was a real fucking weird thing…

But I do know that she’s out there posing dramatically, despite being a professional, looking mad awkward and amateur, all troll like….

Which I guess is just representative of the time…instagram…wants light flares, and piss filters, and half naked wet chicks pretending to be models…even fat chicks be doing this….leave the house it’s fucking everywhere and it terrifies me…

I still don’t know any Demi Lovato songs, except her whining about being bi-polar and not just a spoiled fucking brat..but apparently she’s a singer of song…probably terrible songs…but at least she can always fall back on her erotic modeling..

Demi Lovato Tits in a Bikini

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

07

May

Christina Aguilera Got Them Titties On of the Day

christina aguilera Big Tits covering her NIpples in a Black Robe

Christina Aguilera got them titties on…because Christina Aguilera is fat…and I guess because Christina Aguilera has breast implants beneath the fat…which reminds me of a fat woman having an autopsy video I watched on Netflix a few weeks ago..where they try to scare people into not being fat by showing you a dead fat woman…who despite being fat as fuck and who died from being fat…had a set of implants…

I didn’t jerk off to it, but the idea of a dead fat woman to a man who has had his soul and freedom raped by a living fat woman I call “wife”…is porno to me…

I won’t jerk off to Christina Aguilera’s tits, because she’s not 20 and rolling around in the mud getting DIRTY…

But I’ll post it to celebrate how fucking old I am that I even know the host body to these tits…

christina aguilera Big Tits covering her NIpples in a Black Robe

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2018

07

May

Paris Jackson Upskirt of the Day

Paris Jackson Upskirt in shorts in a tree in NYC

Paris Jackson, who is being violated and used or brainwashed by Cara Delevingne, the model lesbian…who shouldn’t be a model…thanks to being pretty fucking gross looking…but not too gross looking for Paris Jackson, a girl we can collectively feel sorry for, not because of her trust fund, or her loss of her dad, or even for being raised by Michael Jackson, but who we can feel sorry for because people like Cara Delevingne are predators out for themselves who will eat up and destroy innocent things like this….or they’ll get her hopped up on drugs…because they are all crackheads…leading to Paris Jackson having episodes, manic episodes where she ends up climbing a fucking tree….

It’s a sad story that probably won’t end well.

Here she is:

Here she is rocking a massive cameltoe

Paris Jackson Massive Cameltoe in Tight Blue Jeans

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Posted in:Paris Jackson|SFW

2018

07

May

Naked Trans Girl in Norway of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

German Strip Club in 1968

Man Pets a Cayman…

Friendly Naked Refugee

Crazy Elevator of the Day

Robber Messes with Wrong Dude

Teacher Got Fired for This

Monkey Flirts with Busty Chicks

Another Day in Philly

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

07

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

God Loving white people, who look like they are from small towns and like they tail gate every football game, you know good old typical or average, middle of the road Americans…are pretty much the worst when they are wasted….even the tight jean wearing, big titty, Southern women who are surprisingly not obese like America is rumored to be…out having a good time on their bachelorette party, with a group of multiple versions of themselves, in their PINK sweatshirts, because marriage is what these girls do, and make babies, for their suburban lives, buying Christmas Decorations in May…because they fucking love Jesus…but not enough to suck my dick in the bathroom of some honkytonk bar…

My weekend was filled with not getting my dick sucked by busty pushing 30 year old white chicks who fucking love country music and wore t-shirts that read “save a horse ride a cowboy”….in Honkytonk bars…

Here are some morning links…

The World’s Highest Paved Road – Doesn’t Look Real
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Bill Murray at a Gender Reveal
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Tetyana Topless
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Automated Parking Garages are a Thing
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Gigi Hadid Did Blackface
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Venezuelan Model in a Bikini
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Girl in Slutty Shorts Hits a Guy
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Lesbians of the Day
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SLUT DOES A FLIP TO SPLITS!
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Dog Interrupts Weather Forecast
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How NOT TO light a Charcoal Stove
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Vigilante Granddaddy
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2018

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

May the Fourth Be shut the fuck up internet losers everywhere. I hate each and every one of you assholes…

That way yesterday….I got too drunk to stepLINKS of the day…but today it’s Cinco de Mayo, so we get to watch all these cultural appropriating white people totally mock Mexicans in their Sombreros eating tacos and drinking frozen margaritas…always a great reminder how white people are the fucking worst…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Britney Spears Amazing Body
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples
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Sophie Turner Cameltoe
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The Ugly Stranger Things Actress they Killed Off Is Suicidal
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Penthouse Pet of the Day
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Seth Rogan Stands by his Rapey Man
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Stormy Daniels VS Roseanne
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Eiza Gonzalez Rocking Body
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Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson – Scissor Sisters
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News Bloopers from April 2018
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Near Miss in San Antonio
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Making a Tire Out of Coke Bottles
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Alexa Collins Bikini
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Game Reserve Owner Gets Attacked By his Own Lion
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LEGO Breakfast Machine Weirdness
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Rihanna and Drake Aren’t Friends Cuz Drake is a Pussy
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Rose Acosta Trash
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Flip Splits Out of Nowhere
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Knife Cutting Competition
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Netflix Doesn’t Mind Creepy Perverts
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Kid Demolishes a Mercedes C180
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How to Handle a Pussy – The Video
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Man Steals Goosling from Stanley Park
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Pizza Delivery – PIPING HOT PIZZA
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Handcuffed Man PLummets from Balcony
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Margot Robbie – Old Face – Legs…
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Lohan Looking Like Shit on a Date
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Karolina Kurkova Still Has Russian Tennis Legs
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Bella Hadid in Pantyhose
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Paris Jackson isn’t Bad
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Lea Seydoux in a Magazine
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Katie Cassidy in a Magazine
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Kendall Jenner – Sheer Dress
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Camila Cabellow in Skirts
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Sarah Hyland Skinny Kidney Disease Girl
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Cara Delevingne Lesbian Trash – Looking Rough.
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Carrie Underwood and her New Face
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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WTF is this PUSSY Flood
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Nude AMATEUR GIF ARTIST
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Cat Fight with Titty Flash
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HITACHI of the Day
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French Amateur has the BEST tits
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Masturbating Girl’s WAR FACE
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Cat on the Booty
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The Most Insnae Huge Tits Ever
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Slutty Girls Taking Selfies
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Girl Eating her Own Pussy is Interesting
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Slutty Nude Model with a Mask
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DRAGON ANAL DILDO
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Nude Girl on a Chair
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Just Some Extreme Anal Speculum
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Some Sophie Chick and her Nude Shoot
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Skinny Dildo Rider
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Just Some Lesbians Being Lesbians
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Rachelle and her Lingerie
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Watch this Girl CRAB DOWN
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2018

04

May

Babes and Bongs for 420 Fridays of the Day

It’s FRIDAY and since WEED IS LEGAL or SHOULD BE LEGAL everywhere and it is stupid that it isn’t….despite having not smoked weed in over a decade….I’ve decided that we NEED a FRIDAY afternoon WEED CULTURE post of babes fighting for the right to smoke..

NOT THAT DankGeek online headshop is for WEED smokers, that would be crazy, since WEED is still illegal in some states, most states, on the federal level…because the government is trying to keep the man down and tell you what you can and can’t ingest…cuz the land of the free is just a lie….meanwhile they’ll create a society to get you sick, to feed you chemicals from a lab, and medicate the fuck out of you….instead of letting you smoke what you want to fucking smoke…it blows my mind..

I feel as a human, if I want to sweep up dirt and smoke it, that’s my right. If I want to smoke houseplants I should be able to, if I want to smoke spices from my mom’s cupboard or tea or anything…I should….

That’s why you need to buy bongs from DankGeek to smoke whatever the fuck you want to smoke…

They have the best glass pipes for sale which is what you want to be smoking from, because in compiling these babes and bongs and pipes I realized the whole thing looks lots of fun….

You can also find high quality dab rigs whatever the fuck that is…you smokers probably know better than me….

Here are a bunch of babes and bongs….brought to you by the good people at DankGeek online headshop ….we love to support those who support us…so check em out…. HERE


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