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2018

04

May

Julia Yaroshenko Nude of the Day

Julia Yaroshenko is an instagram titty model who gets away with posting her nipples on Instagram because instagram, while stealing all your data, because you’re the product, not the consumer, you’re being sold motherfuckers, and I guess some of you like that, mainly the models who can sell campaigns of their own on the platform because at least they get paid to use it, while all you other fuckers are just making ZUCKERBERG RICH….

I like the fact that girls can be proud of their tits, show their tits, celebrate their tits and pretend it is feminism….

I like that instagram lets them do it…

I don’t like that when I do it I get my account deleted multiple times because it’s hard to be the next big thing on instagram when you keep getting deleted for the tits….

So I look at this with anger in my soul, not at Julia Yaroshenko…but at the system who has it out for me….while others do the same damn thing and win…

Not that I’ve ever heard of Julia Yaroshenko or that she’s won…but I am looking at her tits.

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2018

04

May

Ireland Baldwin Nipples of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin…everyone’s favorite big girl rich kid…except maybe her father’s favorite…he’s got a bunch of other kids who he probably likes better than her and that he doesn’t call out for being little pigs when they are 8 years old like he did to this one…who had to go through life with that being in the back of her mind…and really the only thing you find when you google her….before she had her teen angst meltdowns that led her to rehab, had her a lesbian for a minute, before somehow realizing that nude slutty beach shoots is what she wants to do…cuz you can fake that model life til you make it if you’re willing to put your tits out there…and she’s willing to put her tits out there….

She’s like the bottom feeding Baldwin, that I prefer to her Christian Cousin Hailey the mooch….

There’s a little more soul, more edginess, more mental health issues…and I’m drawn to it….

Keep up the good work mental case.

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2018

04

May

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who was lucky enough to lock in a Victoria’s Secret contract for a few years, making her live that best life, that obnoxious “I am a top model” despite just being a promo model for a mall brand that pushes half naked trashy women to their audience….it’s for some reason marketed as the best job in modeling thanks to marketing…and it makes these bitches more famous than they’d ever be…until they are fired and forgotten…

But even in her forced retirement, golden handshake, contract no renewed, she’s surviving at 30…getting work…despite being married to some rich DJ who isn’t AVICII but from the same country as him….so she’s still living her best life…from Victoria’s Secret life….utilizing all she’s known in her clickbait….check it out.

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2018

04

May

Degenerate Demi Rose ASs of the Day

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Demi Rose Ass is a sex worker from the UK

This is what sex workers from the UK do when they are well paid and hustling an instagram personal of socialite – sex worker – tag your sponsor you’re not paying for this vacation or really your fake ass or fake everything else – there are people with deep pockets funding this disgusting mess.

The only thing that I know about this thing is that she’s 22 years old despite looking 45…magical how this plastic surgery shit happens to these women fucking up their faces, getting to total opposite effect old ladies are trying to get with the same procedures…I just wonder how this shit will age, and what the long term effects are…I mean it’s not keeping me up at night – but it’s such a curious time…

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2018

04

May

Claire Danes Pregnant Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Claire Danes is pregnant – which is terrifying because her uterus is an old dried up and disgusting mess… she must be in her 60s…and this must be some IVF shit that is unnatural and offensive to the christians out there who on one side of the fence love the birth of new life as it is god’s will….but hate when people fuck with the breeding cycle, especially when it involves aborting pregnancies that girls who aren’t 60 years old have because people who are 60 don’t have kids…and these other people don’t think having a kid at 60 is a great retirement project….take up baking, woodworking, knitting, aquafitness…not using your money to buy medical treatments to get yourself a baby – you sick fucks.

#richpeople

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2018

04

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Leggings of the Day

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I have seen these Alessandra Ambrosio over the last few days, but I was too lazy to bother posting them, since no one interacts with me on this site, sometimes it feels like I am doing it for no reason, and being someone who hates all people, it seems pretty ridiculous that I post content for people to read, in some personal diary about my life that isn’t all that interesting because I live in fucking Groundhog Day, a movie I didn’t even like….but here I am sharing shit that doesn’t matter…even though I hate sharing….

I love how tight these leggings are.. I love tight leggings that hug pussy and ass…I love pussy definition on moms, on college girls, on fat chicks…it’s always amazing….

I love grey leggings, because you can see the wet spots…that come from pants so tight you’ve got them in your twat….rubbing that clit…

The whole thing is a fucking win.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

04

May

Ariel Winter’s Thick Thighs in Shorts of the Day

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I spent the night with Drag Queens…they were pretty fucking massive Drag Queens…Thick Legged Drag Queens…in Skirts Drag but they had more sex appeal, despite being 100 fucking years old and 300 pounds than this Ariel Winter piglet….

That’s about all I have to say about this big girl, who may not cry because she’s won at life thanks to being exploited by her parents, but who probably cries since these are all entitled twats with too many people dick riding them all fucking day – everyday – forever and always.

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HERE SHE IS LOOKING LIKE A DRAG QUEEN:

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2018

04

May

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Tits with Lily Rose Depp of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is some pervert lesbian weirdo who is playing the lesbian role as hard as she can, despite being some identity crisis who clearly doesn’t even know herself, she’s an “actor” and has no soul….

But seeing her being an old cougar, pounces on a young Lily Rose Depp, in some Bill Cosby or Weinstein situation, while her model wife is out there fucking whoever she can to leverage her bullshit career to the next level…

Is pretty funny….but not really…but I’ll post it anyway…cuz you’re perverts who will jack off to anything.

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2018

04

May

Britney Spears Looks Amazing of the Day

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Britney Spears’ captors / parents / owners have let a personal trainer into her cage, who she pounced on, started having sex with because a woman has needs, and in the process has got in amazing fucking shape…and together they produce weird fitness videos because social media is their art form, or because her parents want people to think she’s doing well, and in love, despite being on a regimented diet and fitness program and girl looks fucking amazing…

I’ve always liked Britney Spears…but I really like Britney now…because a thin and fit girl in this fat era is almost a mythical mystical creature….even though Britney Spears is real fucking real…despite all the meds sedating her…

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2018

04

May