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2018

28

May

Sophie Mudd Slutty Bikini of the Day

Sophie Mudd may not be the biggest thing on instagram, but she’s likely one of the bigger sets of tits on a small frame on Instagram, and her modeling career could be called Titty fetish career, but that she’s still maintaining is an instagram modeling career…

She’s done things like YEEZY and I guess that’s about it…Kanye and the Kardashians found her amongst all the other tits out there…

She’s also on this hot circuit of S4S, which means SHARE FOR SHARE, a tactic low levels and Sarah Underwood used to get huge following counts, by showing her perverts other pussy, like an intro or a shout out, that I guess tricks the algorithm, giving her bigger reach, a reach that her tits deserve cuz there’s so much tit, we can all get a handful of at the same if we tried…and it wasn’t deemed sexual assault…

Either way, she gives you content to keep your pervert thoughts to your masturbating self…

And for that we HONOR and CELEBRATE her.

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2018

28

May

Riley Keough Nipples of the Day

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I am a massive Elvis fan. I think he’s amazing. I spent the weekend watching an Elvis Documentary, not once, but 3 times. I am not even joking.

I have never been inside Graceland, and I don’t think his Grand Daughter, Scientologist Riley Keough has any real grasp on her legend of a grandfather, since he died when her mom was 9, but the fact that she’s his direct lineage, is pretty fucking cool in and of itself, probably the only reason she’s got friends really, I mean that and the fact that her mom likely inherited all of Elvis’ royalties, which obviously will trickle down to her, but who knows that Colonial Parker had some other plans for out man Elvis, and probably fucked him in some shady deals…when Elvis to sing man…before Hollywood Ruined him with shitty movies when dude had far more vision and soul that Hollywood allowed him to have…which funny enough is what made Riley Keough…Hollywood…is that Irony? I don’t know…I didn’t graduate highshool…..but she’s in TV shows, movies, etc…

AND NOW SHE IS IN NIPPLE SHIRTS…

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2018

28

May

Josephine Skriver Slutty For Madame Figaro of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is probably one of the hottest models out there – thanks to the people at Victoria’s Secret and their funding of her father’s lab that created this genetically modified designer human…

This is a racy shoot, that in case you didn’t know is featuring a girl who was created in a lab by her homosexual biologist father with his lesbian friend’s egg, because those LGBQT types are heathens who don’t respect GOD or the CHURCH…because of Science and I guess because the Church doesn’t support them, or may support them now, but didn’t back when they were working on creating the perfect human…so that anyone who was pregnant and had the money, could go out and get an abortion so that they can go back to the drawing board…to make a better version of their spawn…and SKRIVER is the floor model…

Point being, she’s in a magazine, tits out….looking good, but probably not as good as when her boyfriend took her virginity when she moved to NYC….which is a true story you know.

Posted in:Josepehine Skriver|SFW

2018

28

May

Battle of the Performing 30 Year Olds in Leotards of the Day

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TAYLOR SWIFT

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VS

RITA ORA

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Both women who shouldn’t be wearing leotards in concert, but who are wearing leotards in concerts, because I guess that’s the style of girls in concerts….

But then again, all women look better in leotards, even fat women looking like stuffed sausages, because a fabric that touches pussy, anus and nipples at the same time is a glorious invention – except when you have to pee at a public bathroom…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW|Taylor Swift

2018

28

May

Lily Rose Depp Turns 19 of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp turned 19 over the weekend, which to me is a more important national event than Memorial Day, not that I like celebrating young girls getting older and older, you know closer and closer to middle aged and disgusting, but I do like celebrating all things Lily Rose Depp because she’s probably the best of the celebrity kids.

Obviously, I don’t know her, I don’t know anyone under the age of 30 really, but I can assume that even if she’s the absolute worst in being spoiled and a brat raised by crazy famous Johnny Depp, who is at this point a legend….and I guess his whore Amber Heard….I find that totally acceptable…

I don’t follow her life too closely, I just see shit that pops up, but I know that during Coachella, when all the other instagram whores were basically wrestling with each other to climb the totem pole of best Coachella pic, Lily Rose Depp was at a Sea Turtle Sanctuary…and I fucking love Sea Turtles…

This weekend all the instagram whores are in luxury spots, like Monaco or wherever else in bikinis…while Lily Rose Depp is hanging out with PUFFINS…the bird not the fat drug dealer who calls himself Puffins…Because she’s got nothing to prove and that must be a nice feeling in a world of everyone trying to prove themselves…

Do good with what you’ve been given….

So happy birthday to that…and luckily for you perverts, 19 is still young as fuck so there’s a bunch of years of great braless cuz it’s the trend / bikini pics to come….so you can.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

28

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Geriatric Pregnancy Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has a solid excuse for being fat – for once in her life, unless she’s had other kids, which is possible, I stopped paying attention to her when her fat ass caught up to her fat tits…..but today…in this Instagram Erotica…she’s got some Geriatric pregnancy erotica for those of you who don’t find it unnatural for a 40 year old to have a kid – even if the chances of it having Downs Syndrom and other issues are higher…because you’ve loved Jennifer Love Hewitt tits your adult life and any excuse to see her tits, or think about her pussy being filled with cum before being shredded apart is porn to you….

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2018

28

May

Jaime King Bikini of the Day

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Jaime King has been around for as long as I can remember, at least her titty pics have been around for as long as I can remember, because I got the internet in 1995, and I was already dabbling in slutty celebrity and model nudity, and she was already working in the fashion world as a fashion model – despite only being 14 years old…not that we knew she was 14 years old…not sure if she was doing the underage topless work, that would be illegal even if it was in art/fashion and not for some pervert who owns a videostore…but that came soon after…so she’s a familiar face…

At 39 years old…she’s looking amazing, her body is tight, her ass is tight, her pussy definition mound in a tight bikini looks hardly mangled from years of being in ther industry…and being a mom of 2. It makes no fucking sense…..

Maybe it was the heroin addiction from 14-19….when she was modeling…shit preserved her like all “opiates” do…or maybe it was from having sex with Kid Rock….or maybe it’s just her ego, narcissism, good genes and her acting career that came after the whole heroin addicted model.

I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS…but dig the pics.

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Posted in:Jaime King|SFW

2018

28

May

Noah Cyrus Still Gross of the Day

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In case you were wondering – Noah Cyrus is the Ashlee Simpson of the Cyrus family…

I am sure she’s not the first girl who wants the success her sister had. She wants the praise and adoration. She wants to be celebrated and a star. She feels as though she’s entitled to it or capable of it because her sister has it because she’s been coddled as fuck by everyone as she grew up, including the famous sister to try to make her feel better about herself, you know to downplay the sister’s fame like it aint a thing…

All while having nothing the sister had, the talent or the compelling personality, or hustle…but she does have her sister’s promotional tools, and contacts, and people try to help her…when they should just be honest with her and let her know to work in other areas and that she should use the sister to open doors for things she’s actually good at, but ego doesn’t let that happen…can’t just ride the wave, needs to be the TOP of the wave but will always been Miley’s sister…

Point is…I like when angst and jealously comes in the form of rebellion and sex tapes…not whatever this is….

Posted in:noah cyrus|SFW

2018

28

May

Olga de Mar Naked of the Day

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Olga De Mar another naked instagram thot…who isn’t that famous on Instagram, but who trying to change that.

This instagram nude shoot is for Playboy, because after Playboy made the brilliant decision to not do nudity, while the rest of the world got more nude, they decided to get girls desperate for attention who are already getting naked on instagram as their big tactic to win…weird right…

I scanned this girl’s instagram, I’m not about to decide what she is about with any authority, I just know that she looks like her profile is a backpages account back when backpages existed, or maybe her profile on her escort agency site…which is pretty much what Instagram is for most girls seeking rich dudes to give them the good life…

Her bio is: #modellife

Which in and of itself is hilarious for anyone with big fake tits to say….but I guess escorts call themselves models as much as models call themselves models…plus if you’re an immigrant trying to come in and out of the USA, your profile can’t say “whore”…the don’t like letting whores in…even if the politicians like GETTING up in whores.

Here is some of her “instagram goods”

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2018

28

May

Sara Sampaio Topless for Vogue of the Day

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Sara Sampaio isn’t that interesting. She was some Portuguese model who no one I know in Portugal every heard of, despite Portugal having a population of 2000, but that I like to think they pretend is a Portuguese model, because they don’t want the world to know they make robot women in their factory behind all the cheaply made, sweatshop, panties…

What is interesting is that she made a fucking scene last year because I magazine she posted nude for posted the pics she signed off on…but is getting topless in Vogue because it’s Vogue…

I mean sure you can’t see her nipples, but that just makes it more of a bullshit shoot than the other shoot..where you could see her nipples…because when you’re a panty promo model…you’re a slut and a slut who doesn’t show nipples is the kind of slut who shouldn’t succeed as a slut. No room for prudes here. When you’re a whore you’re a whore so whore.

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