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2018

May

Josie Canseco’s Pussy in Skimpy Panty Pic of the Day

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Before instagram there was a pervert in LA named Purienne, who got all the young girls who were aspiring models or I guess established models, to get naked and be part of his book or magazine that had LA hipster approval…

So girls would line up to have their pics taken by him, and instagram basically built an empire based off of something he was doing, filters included, and that worked out pretty good for those nerds, and I guess Zuckerberg who spent over a billion dollars trying to buy cool and ruining it as angry nerds do…

And I guess Purienne is still recruiting the girls who want slutty pics that come across as hipster cool, because he’s still got the credibility, and is pretty much a legend to perverts like me…

So seeing Josie Canseco, heriess to the Jose Canseco empire, and often times naked or half naked rich kid on instagram, with a close up pussy shot on his IG page was a good time had by all, and by all I mean me…cuz I am sitting here alone.

Racy…but SFW according to Zuckerberg…

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2018

May

Bella Hadid Slutty in Monaco of the Day

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You can say whatever you want about Bella Hadid, but I am sure she doesn’t give a fuck and nothing will get her down – because she’s Bella Hadid…a rich kid and an ego thanks to being a rich kid – who before becoming a public figure – while being an ugly troll of a girl didn’t mind when people bullied her because she knew to herself that her piss was worth more than their families..

Point of the story is that, she’s managed to create this bullshit celebrity thanks to the social media, her sister, and eager LA based parents…and the people believe her to be this special thing..and this one is loving every second…loves being included…and is in Monaco, just happy to be there..while getting paid…winning the life…if this is winning life…because seems like a waste of a human and pretty fucking lazy to me.

Hard Nippled Again

How about a video:

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2018

May

Alexis Ren Slutty of the Day

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Hey Everyone It’s Alexis Ren on Memorial Day weekend, celebrating those who died for your freedom, if that’s actually a thing, by taking advantage of the 3 day weekend and great weather, to get into her skimpy bikini, to get as much visibility as she can on her social media, or maintain what she’s already got, that is pretty fucking massive, because perverts are everywhere.

I was on a porn tube site the other day, and one of these porno videos of some cam girl peeing had like 100 million views…insane amount of views..but that girl probably lives in a fucking shitty apartment and makes no money…because free smut doesn’t pay that much…I guess…and really how much should she get for peeing on camera…probably more than Alexis Ren…because nothing Alexis Ren has done has hit 100 million views….but the views she gets are likely the same fucking pervert….

Point being…there are pee videos on porn sites…oh and Alexis Ren is not quite thirsty enough to really pee in video and that should make us boycot her and her softcore cocktease.

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2018

May

Couple Having Sex on Park Bench and Other Videos of the Day

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Parents Brawling at a Private School Grad

Customer Slaps a Waitress’s Ass

Woman VS 18 Wheeler…

Weird Road Rage

Woman Gets Run Over After Throwing Rocks…

Man Sucker Punches Shoe Store Worker

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2018

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Seeing Skirt blowing against the vagina thanks to a gust of wind…must be how Columbus felt when he boarded his ship and first raised his sails before his journey to the promised land….

It is magical…..Maybe it’s like when your troops won wars….or tore through Vietnamese villages and raped and killed the women and children…I am talking to you My La Massacre…

Either way…MEMORIAL DAY

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Flight Attendant who Should be Fired
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Nicki Minaj and Eminem the Love Affair you Shouldn’t Care ABout
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Sluts on the Red Carpet of the Day
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Janet Jackson Gifted Jenna Dewan Vibrators at 19
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Paris Hero Scales Building to Save 4 Year Old
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Van Gets Pushed off the Road
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Maryland Flood is Mental – Hope all you Maryland’s are safe
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Undersea Farming in Japan
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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Memorial Day weekend, why the hell are you on the computer, even if you’re not in the USA, it is the weekend, why the hell are you on the computer.

I get that you’re likely a loser, you likely don’t have a job and if you do it’s shit shift work, probably the night shift, that allows you to go on sites like this, I get that you have no family or friends, because no one likes you, not even those who made you. I get that you’re a degenerate loser, but for some reason you have a lap top…but still get off the fucking computer.

Go sit in a fucking wooded area and meditate, imagine the people you hate or who have wronged you dying, cleanse your soul and save your eyes.

Fuck the internet – this shit is the devil…like Harvey Weinstein, who for the record will get a slap on the wrist for “forcing” a girl to give him head, unless a gun was to her head, even if they want to make a case against him, I doubt it will go anywhere, he’s a scumbag with money and power, that girl was too scared to bite his dick off like a storyline in one of his indy 90s movies, and instead finished him off…there’s no doubt he’s a creep but his money and power to her, are likely like fat tits are too us, it’s like I love fat tits, and sometimes fat tits want to be played with that belong to people you don’t want to play with, but the fat tits, a currency, make you unable to say no, even though you want to and regret it like Nick Diaz probably does a day later…

Point being Fuck the Internet – or the Meghan Markle Coat of Arms by the Royal Family in the sugar baby story of the decade….Go outside, climb a tree, read a book, roll around in dirt, jump in a river, get drunk and move into a trailer in the woods….hermit disconnected mountain people are far more interesting personalities and assholes on facebook or their trending bullshit stories…

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Guess the New James Bond
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Anglina Jolie – Mad About Custody
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Trashy Hawaii Bathing Suit Booty
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Dude VS Fly Tippers…
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Even SIRI Hears Laurel / YANNI
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Elisabeth Moss is So Ugly
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Kanye Used Whitney’s Drug Filled bathroom Pic as his Album Art
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J.Lo Cameltoe
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Azealea banks – hard Nipple
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Scott Baio Rumored to Rape Nicole Eggert to Teach her a Lesson
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Horse on Freeway Tries to Race Car
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Gym Fails
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Cooking for 10,000 People
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The New DR Phil Meme – a Girl Who Wrote In About her $1000 a month Allowance in a New Meme…
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Inmate Gets Spanking
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Crazy LeMans Jumping Over a Bike
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Phoebe Price Ass Flash
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Drunk Guy of the Day
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Schoolboard Member VS Cops
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Kim K – Nip Slip
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Old Lady Thick Thighs
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Madison Beer in Short Shorts
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Bella Thorne Hairy Arms
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Stormy Daniels Winning at Life
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Emily VanCamp Tight Pants
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Lady Gaga Still Exists
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Old Lady Cindy Crawford’s Old Face
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Martha Hunt Titties
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Sarah HYland Titties Out
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Bikini Car Wash Girl is the Video of the Week
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The King of Multitasking
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HUGE BLACK TITS
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Tattooed Amateur Masturbating
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Saliva Lube Before a Rub
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3 fat Ass Women
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Weird Cam Girl with a Hot Body and No Moves
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Big Titties Suck a Lollipop
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Topless on the Beach
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Ewan McGregor’s Daughter’s Nipples
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Annabell TITs
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GIRLS DO TOYS – the Porn Clip of the Day
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BUSH OF THE DAY
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Small Tits of the Day
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2018

May

Shay Mitchell Pussy Dance of the Day

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Shay Mitchell posted up this video of her humping the air like some sort of sex worker in her bathing suit – whilst rocking hard nipples…all gyrating like a retard who doesn’t know how to control the tingle in her vagina so she just masturbates everywhere….you know that whole bathing suit jacked up into her vagina like a sex toy…pushing up against her clit with every move she makes….making her excited enough to film a selfie video…

She’s a Canadian actress who has made it in America by being on a hit show, and was clever enough to start a youtube or travel channel so that she could pull brand deals like the other instagrammers, because why work when you can just take selfies of yourself…you get paid more and can wake up whenever you want….just being yourself…not that getting paid stupid money as an actress is that much harder…but it’s the solid scam…that she properly executed..and with all instagram accounts comes softcore porno bathing suit pics…

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2018

May

Sara Sampaio and Sadie Newman Bra and Panties of the Day

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I just followed this Sadie Newman model on instagram – who just broke 100k because she is the newest of the Victoria’s Secret girls. One they’ve found and are cultivating for whatever reason. Using their marketing tactics to make her a celebrity, like putting her in shoots with their other vaginas in their stable. Then getting her in other magazines, working for other brands and really becoming “famous”…as a model that all the other girls envy…so Sadie Newman…she’s your newest masturbation material and all it took was some brand to tell you that she’s hot, relevant and worth jerking off to…and now mattering because a billion dollar evil brand that has sweatshops in China….but distracts you with all the pussy….to make it ok….full smoke and mirrors to sell overpriced panties to retard mall shoppers..
and this is their new pussy…

More of Sadie Newman…she’s skinny and rat faced….the way the world seems to like it…

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2018

May

Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal and her retard, I’m talking actual Downs Syndrome, like her mom had her when her mom was in her mid 40s face…is back on the scene.

I am not saying there is anything wrong with retards or Downs Syndrome bikini models. I believe in affirmative action and that everyone should be proud enough to get half naked on the internet for people like me to stare at….

I am just saying that Nina Agdal is bootleg, she is not hot, but she is very committed to thinking she’s hot, to thinking she’s amazing, thinking she’s an A List model, and surrounds herself with rich dudes who fuck her cuz they buy her storyline and think she’s of quality or some shit…when really there is so much better than her…

Just because you were in Sports Illustrated it’s final years, before it shuts down like Interview magazine….doesn’t mean you’re shit…even if you can scam 100k a year from bikini lines who also believe your lie.

She dumped her miami boyfriend for LEO DICAPRIO because she’s that much of a delusional idiot, who thought she was hot enough to have a chance, probably because she’s knows he is gay and that she’s big and dude like…

Just a garbage opportunist, who at least knows to cover up that face…in her bikini selfies of self promotion she’s onto.

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2018

May

Katharine McPhee Tits of the Day

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I will never get over the picture that was leaked from Katharine McPhee’s phone or iCloud that showcased her vaginalplasty, mom in her 40s recently divorced trying to be hot again, because she didn’t bother being hot for her husband, but now that he’s got a teen girlfriend, she’s got something to prove…from joining pilates, yoga, and eating vegan or whatever other trends on instagram…to be hot…to cutting off her pussy lips…

The point of the story is that, I saw a pic she took for her doctor on the progress of her pussy lip reduction, and I found it fucking disturbing…especially when her legal team validated it was her…

So Katharine McPhee, an American Idol I otherwise don’t care for, or even care for her tits, or the fact that she bangs 70 year old men cuz they are rich and legends in music….I’m forced to think of that scabby tough grey steak looking shit…

But she has tits, cuz she’s fat, and she likes showing off her tits, cuz that’s what fat girls with tits do.

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