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2023

02

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Here’s a round-up of thongs to remind you how inefficient they are at covering up assholes, which you’d have to assume was part of the design, because the creator of the thong new that there would be an asshole obsessed society that just loves all things assholes, except men who act like assholes, they call that bullying and toxic, but actual assholes, used as sex orifices by all genders are celebrated…

I’m a firm believer that all panty-lives matter, but in the free market society, every girl has a right to vote or a right to choose her panties, which when left to their own devices can both be disasters and not just because of the discharge, but because women are dumb….but you know, I still find thongs hot, and not just because I know that girls put themselves through pain to wear them and not because I am an asshole fetishists but because I’m a pervert.

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2023

02

Nov

Sahara Ray’s Got her Tits Out of the Day

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I saved these pictures of Sahara Ray last week when I first saw them, but then I forget that I even saw them and never posted them, which is probably a common theme in Sahara Ray’s life, forgotten….

That’s not to say that she doesn’t matter, or that her showing of her tits on isntagram isn’t important and meaningful work, it’s just that so many girls are doing it, it barely stands out as a story worth paying attention to, even though it includes tits.

You may not know who Sahara Ray is, but in early instagram, she was a tity model doing her instagram version of the UK Glamour model, with photographers and she basically inspired the likes of Em Rata into the pulling her tits out in a filtered image, because if you got big tits, use the big tits.

They all became millionaires off the tits, but Sarhara is a little more crackhead with the tits, her content still higher concept or hipster art with the tits, which I appreciate more than the sell out tits.

So forgotten, ignored, but never really forgotten thanks to the tits….on instagram last week.

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2023

02

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drop – the most hyped up sport since pickleball….

I don’t know why I view the titty drops as some sort of competitive sport, it is cleary just the hive mind seeing another girl do something, get attention or feedback for it, and jumping on board. It’s like when housewives get jealous of other housewives because of the high tech tupperware they just scored because their husband got a nice bonus at work. Keeping up with the Joneses shit.

Only better, because it’s not some FOMO or jealousy of some expensive item a bitch bought because a Kardashian promoted it, it’s actually scaled down and reduced to core human nature of men loving tit…so make them titties bounce and keep motherfuckers engaged…because some will throw money at you….we’re a lonely and desperate species made weak with the tit.

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2023

02

Nov

Sabrina Carpenter is Clueless of the Day

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I may be clueless about who Sabrina Carpenter is, but I am well aware that her costume is Clueless because it was every girl’s dream to be Alicia Silverstone and her bells palsy face back in the 90s, which in this current 90s revival, is happening again. Girls would watch that shit on repeat, I’m talking LATE FEES ON LATE FEES at the video store over it. Sabrina Carpenter even hired a black friend as an accessory to her costume, like Heidi Klum’s Cirque du Soleil tail.

Thanks to that rich girls are awesome programming, we’ve got at least two subsequent generation of money grubbing prostitutes wanting that Sugar baby life, so that they can be like the Clueless bitch in their real life too, since they weren’t born into it.

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter is some kind of famous girl who performs or makes dance videos and tours them, maybe she also acts since that doesn’t require any real talent. I assume she was a child start the industry bred and is still milking, you know a professional who only knows this life, and she apparently dropped a video where she’s in costume, showing her body, being hot, and that’s all I really need out of the whole experience.

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2023

02

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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As someone who doesn’t fear the sun, I don’t get triggered when I see a girl with a tanline.

I don’t start crying about global warming. i don’t glue myself to the sidewalk to try to get cars off the road. I do not try to initiate 15 minute cities you can’t leave your pod unless you are well behaved. I don’t run out and try to steal an electric vehicle…

I also don’t get upset about skin damage, skin cancer, or worry about the tanlines I am staring at.

Instead I like to romanticize the tan, like did it happen on a fun nature walk they fucked on, did it happen being active and adventurous in a bikini, did it happen at an outdoor party on a hot summer day before passing out from getting too fucked up in the sun, was an abortion in training created when these tanlines happened….or are these weathered prostis, who live life in the elements, like they are cowboys, but rather homeless and unable to avoid the harsh son in between dick sucks….or is it just chemical slop you stain your skin with….

A tanline tells 1000 stories….

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2023

02

Nov

Anya Taylor-Joy Dressed As Some Bullshit of the Day

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Anya Taylor-Joy dressed as some nerd shit that I can’t identify because despite doing a pretty nerdy thing all day with a website, updating content that only a nerd would be into, I don’t know shit about nerd shit….

She is some overhyped actress with 10 million followers on social media. I don’t know why she became the big deal, or the person of interest, or why the hollywood machine chose her as their big payday but at least she’s skinny.

Here she is getting down for some magazine, where she grinds her pussy up on an inflatable shark, like some kind of weirdo with an inflatable pool toy fetish, which is an actual fetish that I don’t really understand, but I figure if you’re a chick, you can press your cunt on anything and get yourself off….so that’s probably the basis of that….

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Now for those pics of her in some nerd space superhero costume that I guess is tight enough….but is it really ever tight enough….luckily for her, nerds can jerk off to anything even remotely sci/fi or fantasy.

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2023

02

Nov

Cara Delevingne Shows Off her Thick Eyebrows of the Day

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Here’s a picture that the internet is claiming to be Cara Delevingne, I can’t tell because all I see are some Jim Hensen looking eyebrows, which may be the style, or may be some lesbian who can’t grow a beard trying to show off that she can be a dungeon dad if she tries, it’s not just a man thing, you PATRIARCHAL TOXIC MEN….

She was a victim of a leaked nude series with the now pregnant with a billionaire Brandon Davis baby, Ashley Benson back when she was letting girls like Cara eat her ass, you know because celebrity poo is better than homeless poo….they have those fancy diets…so these are probably her tits, if you csna see her tits behind those eyebrows…

In the new ear of tranny, her tattoo design is a little unfortunate, giving that ZIPPER TIT effect, but as a lesbian, I guess the zipper tit is a sign of success, which is why Cara tattooed a zipper tit under her tit as a tribute to the zipper tits….GAY PRIDE baby…support your fellow pervert.

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2023

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tis the fucking season…

As we roll into the premature ejaculation of YULETIDE CHEER at retail outlets everywhere, I have decided to do my best this Holiday season to track down some of these lewd, newd, crewd girls producing exhibitionist content in public places for clout, hype and attention on the social media feeds they monetize.

The days of creeping in Victoria’s Secret, pretending to shop for my wife who they don’t know is 300 pounds and that at the time they didn’t accommodate for in their merchandise, when really I was there watching girls buy panties…..are behind us.

The days of sitting at the bottom of the foodcourt stairs watching girls walk up the stairs are still here….but I want to see slutty internet girls in human form flashing for their cameras….

I’ll secret shopper that shit all season, because if I don’t get at least one of these in-store flashers, I’m going to start thinking Santa doesn’t exist and that the Christmas spirit and Christmas miracle is dead like Chandler.

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Leni Klum is Strawberry Shortcake!
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Hailey Bieber in Underwear as Carmen Electra From Scary Movie!
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Be Careful Guys (GIF)
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Battle of the Salma Hayek Babes – Kim Kardashian VS Malu Trevejo!
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10 of the scariest moments caught on security cameras
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SLUM FIGHTS E89
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Times when wild boars attacked
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5 true stories worse than any horror movie
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Paige Spiranac’s Baywatch Costume Goes Viral!
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KILLS HIS NEIGHBORS FOR MAKING NOISE AND THREATENING HIM
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Man pretends to be the Russian mafia and homeless prank
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Shaq Dressed Up as Emo Jimmy Butler for Halloween!
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Guinness World Record eating 10 ghost peppers
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Sami Sheen Choose Treat Over Trick!
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Natalia … Yoga for Relaxation 3 !
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Lottie Moss Turns Heads with Daring Outfit, Reveals Bare Boobs at 22 Mayfair Halloween Bash
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People having some really bad days
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Baboons getting attacked by a horde of bees
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6 of the most shocking moments caught on dash cam
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Chloe Bailey Sexy in a Latex Halloween Costume!
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Gia Duddy May Back with Will Levis!
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WHEN MOTHER NATURE IS OUT TO KILL YOU
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Don’t Feed Your Megan Thee Stallion After Midnight!
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30 Hot Gals Enjoying Water’s Playful Touch
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Hot Miami Styles … 4K !
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Nicola Peltz is Topless!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: MAREN_TSCHINKEL
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Testing ball bearings against a hydraulic press
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Scary Drone (GIF)
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Massive burps in public prank
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Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum Are Engaged
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Sensational Leni Klum: A Bra and Panties Showcase at Heidi Klum’s 22nd Annual Halloween Party
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Disturbing Horror Movie Scenes Set In Broad Daylight
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Livvy Dunne and her Friend are Vikings!
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How millions of trees are harvested to get corks
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Gracie Hunt Dresses for the Ancient Roman Empire!
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The best Guinness World Records of the year 2023
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Chantel Jeffries Shows Off Booty for Halloween!
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Jennifer Metcalfe bootylicious
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20 Striking Females With Lengthy Legs
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Winner of Egg Eating Championship eats 120 eggs in just 8 mins
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Jessica Alba at the Casamigos Halloween Party in Los Angeles
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35 Little-Known Facts About Random Things In Our World
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Kendall Jenner is Wonder Woman!
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Livvy Dunne and her Friend are Vikings!
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Maria Bakalova – Glamour (Bulgaria)
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Becky G – Heidi Klum’s 22nd Annual Halloween Party in New York
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Rachel Zegler – Heidi Klum’s 22nd Annual Halloween Party in New York
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Madison Iseman – Heidi Klum’s 22nd Annual Halloween Party in New York
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Leni Klum – Heidi Klum’s 22nd Annual Halloween Party in New York
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Neve Campbell – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Annaleigh Ashford – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in New York
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Jenna Ortega – Thom Browne’s 20th Anniversary Dinner in New York
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Victoria Justice & Madison Reed – Pop Icons Halloween Party in Beverly Hills
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Charlotte Lawrence – Narcisse Magazine
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FIGHT NIGHT
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Naughty Nurse (GIF)
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Anna Akana – Sexiest use of shadows ever
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Spiderman’s Dildo Fuck!
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Lindsey Pelas Boobs to Boobs With a Friend!
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Jourdan Dunn Halloween Nip Slip!
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AMATEUR FLESH: MARY
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All By Herself!
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Leggings With a Wild Pattern!
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Kira Clark & Katie Rose Busty Lesbian Pair
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Release the Cum!
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Famous Brazilian volleyball star in premium nudes and sex videos
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Cheating Wife Regrets Everything
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THE BIG BANG FORMULA
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Random sexiness
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Marina Sirtis in the challenging role of “Harem Girl” (uncredited)
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Those Are Nice
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Natasha Nice Stepfamily Witch Off New Sensations
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Public Dick Suck Time!
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Ashley Tervort Nude
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Jessica Starling in Champagne Lingerie!
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Women’s Defense Class (GIF)
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LOTS OF JIGGLE (GIF)
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Watch Her Strip!
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Fifi Big Tits African Babe From Ruwanda
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Boat Party with Ada Vera and Willow Ryder!
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Becoming More Real!
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Girls in Yoga pants
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Marisa Papen Nude at Home!
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Lucky Shot With Amalia Davis!
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She Attacked Him?
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Rissa May Boobs Clues Team Skeet
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2023

01

Nov

Another Day, Another Stella Hudgens Post of the Day

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The title says it all motherfuckers, it’s another day, which means another Stella Hudgens post, because the starlet who has decided to take a different approach to celebrity and entertainment, since acting is for fags, is putting her work ethic or muscle into her exclusive content stream and that hard work should get recognized…

You see, the Hudgens sister, who grew up around the industry, watching the long hours her sister put in, accepted that she wasn’t going to make it as an actor, that was not her dream, but selling nudes, to keep up the family’s other legacy, since Vanessa was one of the first celebrity nude leaks to happen in these modern times, was more up her alley..

She started slow, boring, didn’t even pull out the tits everyone wanted to see, but now she’s getting racier and racier with more and more hardcore poses…it’s a marathon not a race…the art of seduction, which is actually the art of manipulation whether it’s a dude running game on a bitch or a bitch cockteasing a dude while he buys her shit…is a drag it out as long as you can to get as much as you can.

We aren’t seeing hairy Hudgens anus yet, there’s an emoji in the way, but SOON, that HAIRY ASSHOLE will be all of ours to imagine eating out….

I’m happy being her publicity team, unpaid, probably unappreciated, probably even hated because they see my marketing of her content as STEALING her content, since these greedy fucks have it all wrong….if I was to STEAL her content, I’d have to be a paid subscriber bro, this shit is just circulating on the internet …

Laid out like a Thanksgiving Turkey at the center of the table this Thanksgiving month….I’m thankful for it…and I don’t even find her hot, I just like that it happened.

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2023

01

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The Christmas season is upon us, and yes it is the most wonderful time of year. If I had things my way I would turn DrunkenStepfather into a Christmas lifestyle site, just Christmas village every day of the fucking year….but instead, I deal with a different kind of Christmas, more on a weekly basis, that rolls around every Wednesday in the form of PUSSY WEDGIES…

The cameltoe is my trusted friend that was once a foe, because the first cameltoe I really was made aware of was on the obese lunch lady at my High School that repulsed me, before realizing how much I loved pussy….

I guess some dudes go gay from traumatic pussy experiences…..CTE of the dick, where as I dove into loving all things pussy, including, but not limited to how hard it can eat a pair of pants, panties, bikinis, shorts, really anything that it can get it’s little eager lips on…

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