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2023

31

Oct

Britney Spears Half Naked and Humping the Air in Dance of the Day

I checked out Britney’s instagram, assuming she’d have some weird costume post up, I figure if you’re locked in your mansion with nothing else to do, coming up with some wild costumes, especially when marketed as a crazy person, would be the thing to do.

The truth is that I am convinced the person on her feed is not actually Britney Spears, but rather someone who is dressed like Britney, or an AR filter that turns anyone on her team into Britney, since everything about her existence, her liberating from her conservatorship, her song we never saw her perform but that they made money off of, her wedding, her divorce, her new memoir she didn’t write, promote or even take part in, the fact her content looks like beheading videos, or from the mid 2000s in quality….when she’s a pro…and even her dance moves are idiotic, while she’s a top level pop star…

So yeah, no Britney Spears costume yet, they’ve haven’t put one out yet, but the dance video is good “hold music” for when they drop it….

In other news, Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba, two industry puppets decided to dress like Britney, which you’d think people would take offense to, sine Britney’s marketed as a half retard with mental illness, and dressing like her is bringing attention to her and mocking her, without really being sensitive to her….

You can’t wear blackface because it offends an entire race, but you can dress like someone who is living and breathing and struggling and get away with it….

I mean aren’t there rules about dressing like people who are still alive….OH right…because Britney’s dead. Paris and her old lady hands covered by gloves and Alba are in the satanic club and know the truth.

Old Hands Hilton Hotel:

Honest Company Alba:

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2023

31

Oct

Zendaya’s Titties in a Costume of the Day

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I saw these pictures earlier today and assumed they were her Halloween costume.

I thought “that’s a pretty racy Halloween costume” but it is one that is in-line with what I’d expect girls to be wearing, since I basically see their tits out in public every time I go out in public, just in a less obvious but still pretty obvious way.

It would only make sense for a child star trying to be taken seriously to dress like this. She’s more adult, or edgier, or a model, she’s even on shows that depress and shine a terrible light on “high school kids” of the generation, despite all the Syndey Sweeney tit.

Turns out it’s outtakes from her NYLON MAGAZINE shoot, I may have already linked or posted it because despite being skinny she lacks sex appeal to anyone who isn’t a predator who gets off to having watched her grow-up on screen…. but at least she’s skinny.

Here are some other pics of her:

She is shockingly really fucking boring, even with her tits out.

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2023

31

Oct

Victoria Justice Dress Up for Halloween of the Day

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Victoria Justice dressed like Cher for Halloween, she also dressed like a Whoopie Cushion, but we’ll focus on the Cher costume for the Victoria Justice perverts who didn’t turn on her when she turned 18, but who have stuck with her all these years because they’re loyal and still have the dream.

I accidentally watched a movie called “THE TUTOR” on a stolen NETFLIX account the other day because I don’t pay for that shit. I saw that Victoria Justice was in it and there really isn’t anything good on that shit so I wanted to see the hype.

The premise is that it was about a grown man who works as a Tutor to teens, which is pretty much the story of Victoria Justice’s early years as an actress because she was around predators, even the fans were predators. So the premise is creepy Tutor who hangs with teens who gets targeted by a rich student while Justice sits at home pregnant and not naked, or in skimpy outfits, in scenes anyone but a true Justice fan could jerk off to, because the true Justice fan would be able to imagine that they are the ones who impregnated her.

I am not a Victoria Justice fan, but I have seen creepy clips of her from her VICTORIOUS show that put her and Ariana Grande on the map, back when I was doing a dig on that Dan Schneider producer who has reportedly been a fucking pervert with a lot of teen actors he turned into stars on Nickelodeon and that shit was terrible, no wonder this generation is half retard.

I also know from doing this site all these years that she’s been a lot of cuck dreams, so let’s keep those dreams alive this Halloween.

She went to that Halloween party with her half sister Madison Reed, who has been the star of her own horror movie back during the leaked nudes scandal, with one picture of her cunt that looked like it was being sent to her doctor, since it was scabby, so we call her Sister Scabby Puss, but I could be confusing her with Katherine McPhee’s vaginaplasty pics, pretty much a monstrous vag, scarier than any halloween pic, or at least far less aggressive.

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Posted in:Victoria Justice

2023

31

Oct

Leo DiCaprio Gets Finger Blasted By Model Girlfriend of the Day

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There’s a viral story going around about model Vittoria Ceretti, who is some hard faced Italian model that is getting hype for being Leo DiCaprio’s latest hired hand, beard, or whatever you want to call the pussy he surrounds himself in his old age.

The story is that the Italian in fingering his asshole outside of a Halloween party because she has her hand down his underwear, which could just be her checking his temperature, or helping clean up a mess since his a senior citizen at this point, and has probably lost control of his bowels from all the gay sex and drugs he’s done.

I don’t know much about Leo, but he’s pretty faggy to me….and no matter how many groupie models he uses while they use him…he’ll always be faggy to me…I mean, he’s an actor, nothing softer, gayer and weaker than that.

Anyway, I figured post some pics of her since his asshole being grabbed by a perverted 25 year old model who will do anything for her meal ticket, being an Italian now in America living her dream, a little public finger blasting is hardly the worst of what she’s done or what she’s willing to do for this.

That’s what viral stories are for, propaganda and marketing, now we know the bitch, which was clearly in the contract she signed with Leo when he hired her for this job, she was a nobody, an unknown before Leo and now she’s his personal butt plug. Dreams come true.

My favorite of her pics is kissing the guy she dumped to date Leo, there’s a guy like that in Miami who dated Nina Agdal when she dumped him for Leo, and someone should make a documentary on the guys who dated girls who ran off with Leo….That someone should be me.

Posted in:Leonardo DiCaprio|Vittoria Ceretti

2023

31

Oct

Get Some Breakfast, It’s Halloween!

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Never forget, in this world of people thinking their online clout is more important than their real life shame always stare at them with dirty looks to try to remind them of how stupid they fucking look….while also staring at their tits.

Posted in:Videos

2023

31

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It may be Halloween and you may be overwhelmed with all the hot costumes that are coming out.

As a comicon nerd, you probably can’t handle seeing all the chicks dressed in various characters or concepts you jerk off to on the regular. I can’t relate, jerking off is for retards and it’s embarassing to think that people do it.

Not to mention, I may have a website which is pretty nerdy and that website should only cater to nerds of the internet with the right marketing, but that doesn’t mean I am a nerd who is into the nerd lifestyle, if anything, it disturbs me.

I’m more into a sluts in hot clothing, racy clothing on the regular, or most importantly, the swimsuit, which I think has helped turn the non whore into the whore.

There was a time that girls wore one-pieces, that only a select few would bikini, and now bikinis are their best performing content, no matter how fat they are, which validates them, their bikinis, and generates more bikini content that I don’t care bored of.

I guess I am a nerd, all virginal and pathetic when it comes to swimwear…here’s that round-up, not the pesticide that is turning the frogs gay, the other kind of round-up…

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Posted in:swimsuit

2023

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was just out practicing my costume for Halloween. I’ve been practicing this costume for the last few decades, it’s a homeless obese man look, but I’ve added a feature to what I do which is homeless obese man who stares at chicks in their sports bra through the Planet Fitness window until they feel uncomfortable enough that an employee asks you to leave. You can’t help by wonder why they haven’t frosted the glass and that it’s visible to the sidewalk on the strip mall….

It’s not really your fault that they put put on that free show to the people like me that can’t afford real entertainment.

Forcing me to take my costume to the girl in leather pants trying to get into her car, who scrambled to make that not last too long even in spooky season, you’d think she’d thank me for the spook, some real life “Haunted Hayride” where I am the hired actor playing the scary prop in the experience…only real life…

With her out of my life, unappreciative of my spooky halloween haunting character….I found a new girl in a mini skirt dancing at the intersection in a mini skirt, probably to keep herself warm in this cold as fuck climate but perfectly inviting for a dude like me, who can’t afford night club cover charges, to do a little grind down hump dance like it was still the 90s…

Point of the story, none of these sluts are all that fun on Halloween….

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2023

30

Oct

Stella Hudgens Shows Off her Halloween Costume of the Day

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I don’t think is her Halloween Costume, but I figure it is her best greased up bolt or engine part, maybe she’s going as an oiled up vegetable about to be roasted in the oven, it could be a lubed up penis ready to be masturbated by one of her lonely fans with no friends but access to a credit card to pay her the monthly fee she commands….like a little HOMAGE or TRIBUTE to her sad sad sad people…

I guess oil is not a costume, but it is a fashion accessory and Stella Hudgens content is the only thing I post here and I’m not even a Hudgens family fan….and I don’t even like her tits….I just can’t help but bring the half asian dipping a toe into sex work like some kind of stereotype working the rub and tug…even though she’s got other options..

Her actual costume was SLUTTY COWBOY like Brokeback Mountain!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

30

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I am really not all that surprised that this goes on, while on the job, since medical workers are the sex workers of the professional field. Them and dental hygienists all digging through my mouth like a stripper trying to seduce me with her cirgarette and meth soaked fingernails that gave me giardiasis.

I just don’t find the medical industry’s location of work all that fucking sexy. Sure if I was there dying, unable to leave, there would be asses grabbed, tits grabbed, girls I expose myself to, but I’d bank on them thinking I was demented, or that it was a vaccine side effect, or just stoned on opiates causing my bad behavior…but to see this go down on the regular by the people who work there, not the perverts dying there will continue to be weird to me…especially since they aren’t all hot….and they sure as fuck aren’t wearing the Nurses Uniform they make Halloween costumes of…

Oh…the internet…creating a weird fucking world of exhibitionist perverts for us perverts and I guess it’s not all that weird….just virus, bacteria and human feces covered in a gross fucking setting….while on the fucking job….like when you take a shit at work for 2 hours instead of doing whatever mindless shit your minimum wage ass does.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

30

Oct

Leni Klum Brings Halloween Booty of the Day

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The Klum Family satanic ritual takes place tomorrow night at the now iconic Heidi Klum Halloween party, where for the last few decades or more, the Victoria’s Secret model turned TV producer and despite her annoying militant sex dungeon accent, turned TV host….has been doing over the top costumes. From dressing SEAL up like an ape and not being called a racist, to dressed like an Earth Worm and other elaborate costumes..she delivers so that Leni doesn’t have to bother.

The hot, bust daughter who clearly also has a nice ass, because she’s been raised or groomed to be a hot model chick from her mom, slipped into a prisoners costume that consists of being a skimpy leotard or one piece that rides up her ass….it’s glorious, but zero effort, which pretty much describes this generation in a picture.

The mom does all the slaving, the daughter rides it low effort, and we get to see big titty and ass…..

Here she is doing some spa ad for Dior, which no one could believe she got, seeing as she’s new to the scene, it’s almost liker her mother is someone important that she can mooch off of, and really if your mother was important and not a crackhead who ignores yor calls, you’d latch onto that tit and keep sucking long after it dried the fuck up.

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But her Halloween ass is more interesting…

Posted in:Leni Klum