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2023

01

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Stupid Peacock Costume of the Day ]

Every year, the internet awaits Heidi Klum’s big costume reveal, because she does these elaborate costumes.

It’s her 22nd year of doing these parties and this year the old hag who I would have rather not done a post on, since Leni was the Highlight of the night, decided to go as a Peacock….since she loves cock…just usually SEAL COCK not PEA COCK…you know the kind that can split her 6 foot tall frame in have and that she can taste in her throat when it’s in her twat….giving her GERD.

The new husband went as the egg, the hired dancers went as her peacock tail, the whole thing probably cost over 100k, but she’s rich and it’s a write off so whatever, good marketing, likely paid for by Amazon, the booze sponsor and Cirque du Soleil who made up the dancers.

The internet isn’t happy. They think she could have done better. Demanding spoiled lazy cunts that they are.

Sure, social media are now filled with angry haters who just are so desensitized as they sit in their ghetto thrones wanting these influencers and celebs to dance for them like the monkeys they are, while they make the millions of dollars off us, because we’re too lazy to not watch them.

I am not the only hater around…they’re even angrier than I was at my worst…

I’d just be more impressed if her labia was exposed, that’s some real NECROSIS ZOMBIE SHIT RIGHT THERE, why keep it covered up.

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2023

01

Nov

Sofia Vergara Showing Off Leg of the Day

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I saw this picture of old lady Sofia Vergara, who you you all fell in love with as the big tits on her Modern Family show that she landed despite not knowing how to speak English.

The Colombian smuggled into America like a key of coke, only to take on Miami before finding the right producer to make her dreams come true, you know with a little selling of her soul and sucking of the dick, not that I think she’s a whore, but she’s probably a whore, or at least a good manipulator which could mean that she didn’t suck dick and the whole landing the dream job of a Sitcom was done by cockteasing.

She’s recently divorced and I figured that since she is single and also Heidi Klum’s co-host on that Talent Show, she was dressed in costume for the big event, not all over the top like Heidi did, or as hot as Heidi’s big titty daughter….THERE ARE NEW BIG TITS ON THE BLOCK SOFIA….

As it turns out, this isn’t her in a mask, it’s just her being an old lady with fillers and botox looking like a clown…

So these freak shows are just the normal 50 year old rich woman look. SCARY ZOMBIE SHIT…

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2023

01

Nov

Lottie Moss Tits Out for Halloween of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ younger sister, who must be in her 30s by now but still partying with her tits out, holding onto a dream.

I know, who cares about Lottie Moss, besides her being Kate Moss’ sister, but her tits are out when she’s partying like she’s not MOM AGED.

She’s pretty much an example of how the generations have changed, or how being the second string sibling takes you to more desperate places, because her sister was a top tier model who dated A-List celebrities, pretty much considered an icon….while Lottie does an OnlyFans….

Maybe she didn’t have what it takes to be a legit model, or a legit influencer, so being a lazy millennial meant selling the nudes she was already taking for the rich dudes she was fucking or trying to fuck as she tried to make it in America.

I don’t mind the whole trashy and perverted nature of this society, I have spent too much time and money in stripclubs around trashy and perverted women for decades, I just think it’s funny that it’s now mainstream clout….and unfortunately it’s pretty fucking boring.

There was a time when we’d wait for Kate Moss to go on vacation so that we’d see her topless on a yacht. Or that we’d wait for Lohan to leave a car without panties on. Or that we’d wait for Halloween when we knew the whore celebs who never let us see their whore sides would be whores….

Now, it’s just another tuesday…..or wednesday…I don’t keep track of dates, I’m not a fucking calendar.

So Lottie in costume with her tits out, is like Lottie at the club with her tits out any day, since she hasn’t grown the fuck up and still thinks partying is cool…

I don’t mind the tits out, even though they are fake tits, I do mind the nipple pasties, like she’s some demure lady with a British Accent being fancy, when her whole revenue stream is based on those tits….and on Halloween we’d expect her to level up…so here she is in action:

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2023

01

Nov

Leni Klum’s Big Titties for Halloween of the Day

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s spawn that Heidi Klum has created or groomed to become the next round of Heidi Klum’s multi-faceted career. It’s one of those hot daughter makes the once hot mom hotter than she would be if her daughter was a fat pig sitting on the family trust fund money eating donuts.

Leni’s been sent out to the world tits first, since she’s got her big Italian / German hangers, pretty much launching as a “lingerie” model despite being small sized, since models don’t need to be terrifyingly big and tall like her mother anymore, pretty much as soon as she turned 18.

Everyone was so impressed with her big tits, since they are big tits on a frame that’s pretty toned, and that has luckily grown a Belly Button because her previous pictures without a Belly Button had me thinking she was created in an abandoned Eugenics /cloning lab in the mountains of Germany to keep Heidi Klum’s career going, since she’s rich enough and mom /daughter fetishes are real….

Anyway, she was STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE in her underwear for her mom’s 22nd Halloween party….and she was also the most exciting thing at the party….you know cuz of the big model daughter tits.

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2023

01

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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It’s unfortunate that the majority of stoner chicks producing racy content around being weed demons, pot heads, proud weed smokers, which in and of itself is pretty fucking lame…look like you’d expect them to….dumpy, lazy and gross.

I know hot models, hot sluts, hookers, strippers and e-girls….THOTS…alt chicks…influenecers and babes all smoke weed….yet here we are with a gang of rejets who I guess aren’t hot enough to support their lewd content, so they need weed to seduce the weedheads into their traps. It’s manipulation tactics for losers who think smoking weed is life an only want to jerk off to overly normie looking girls doing nude weed stunts….which in and of itself is pretty fucking lame.

I live in Canada, where everyone is fucking stoned all the time, that’s what got them through COVID lockdowns and other bullshit the last few years, it’s their medicine….it’s even replaced Maple Syrup as their favorite thing to consume….fucking Canadians….but none of these weed girls are all that fucking hot…

Maybe they should get off the weed and get motivated to try a little harder….lazy pot head girls…

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2023

01

Nov

Britney Spears Hard Nipples Bring Out the Christmas Tree of the Day

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Britney Spears is like Walmart, white trash and already got the Christmas decorations out since it’s November 1st and that’s the next holiday in line.

I’m convinced that Britney is dead, or in an institution and all this Britney content is old bullshit shot years ago to keep her brand alive.

Since she’s broke from her conservatorship, they’ve released songs she didn’t prmote, they’ve released a book she didn’t write, or do marketing around, they got her trending an viral often enough to get her songs trending and paying all while making her out to be a crazy fucking bitch….so when they announce her death, they can milk it even harder.

We are being manipulated, but Britney Spears is showing off her nipples in this red dress content set in front of her Christmas Tree like she’s Walmart busting out the Christmas tree the day after Halloween, since she’s crazy, or the content is old, or BOTH….

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2023

01

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some fat fucks to terrify all you motherfuckers, since Halloween wasn’t scary enough for you….

Some fat fucks probbaly doubling down on the meds from all the candy as they head to the WALMART to raid the CHRISTMAS products they have out.

I know that some of you out there love fat chicks, have married fat chicks, don’t find fat chicks cross since it’s all you know.

I know that the media doesn’t want you to fat shame fat chicks, to pretend fat chicks are human sex objects like hot chicks, all because the more fat chicks think they are like normal chicks, the more money they will spend on shit to make them feel better about being fat chicks.

I know there have always been chubby chasers in the world, they justified it with the tits, or the fact that it’s better than jerking off….which I never subscribed to because bouncy castle pussy was never really appealing to me, no matter how greasy it was or how much it smelled like pizza…..

It never smelled like pizza….

It smelled like anus…or cheese….strong, ripe cheese….BACTERIA….

I think society wants us dead and these poor things, who must be rich things to support the food t must take to satiate them….

So I stand by my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….unless it’s used to demonstrate what NOT to do, like showing kids accident video in DRIVERS ED….you know….DON’T END UP LIKE THIS…

But them tits are big, the premature death HOT….but not hot enough for me to ever find obesity hot..

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2023

01

Nov

Halloween Is Over of the Day

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I hope your Halloween involved getting fist deep in some old witches before stealing their candy, not because you like the candy but because you want to save her from her diabetes….

Now that we’re all a bunch of boomers, the girls we land on a night like Halloween are not what they used to be, so hoping they don’t die from the party drugs you fed them, or the roofies because your costume was a “Date Rapist”, but instead of Diabetes….is a real fucking thing…

So Halloween may be over, but we’ll always have the sluts in costume, pretending to be something that they aren’t, using their tits and ass to generate as much attention, money, purpose as they can….

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2023

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Halloween, so i am going to get drunk right now….

It’s a night where I turn off all my lights and hope that kids don’t come knocking on the door looking for candy, because I’ll assume they are the feds or some obsessed celebrity fan of a celebrity I’ve been mean to coming to suicide me, using Halloween as an excuse to get me to open the door for them, trying to make me think they are cute kids in their fun costumes with their hot single moms in their hot costumes using their tits to get me to give their kids more candy while bringing joy to the world on Satan’s birthday.

It’s a standard paranoia to have when you spend too much time alone posting celebrity titty pics on the internet…

That doesn’t mean I’m not dressed like a piece of shit for Halloween, since it is Halloween, even though I dress like a piece of shit just in this giant cesspool of world full of raw sewage, it’s hard for a singular piece of shit to stand out amongst all the other shit, so no one notices….

Maybe the night of hot moms, diabetes foot from all the candy should be spent watching horror movies or maybe tonight is the night to be less passive, less of a spectator and more of a main character who doesn’t waste away watching other people’s creations, or watching other people live but instead you can create your own horror move….with hot moms and diabetes foot…..where you watch other people die…SPOOKY season,

Yes I wasted my time writing this, but you wasted your time reading it. I win at losing. Now where are the mom’s in slutty costumes showing off some tit the one night of the year they have a license to do that….I’m ready!

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Jessie Buckley’s bare ass in Wicked Little Letters (2024)
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Britney Spears got abortion because of Justin
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Deer Vs The Post Office
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2023

31

Oct

Christina Ozempic Aguilera Dressed like Cher of the Day

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Christina Aguilera was always the popstar I thought was worthy of a fuck, as a small penis owner, I appreciated her size, her big tits, her stripper approach to pop music, her bow-legged walk like she got anally raped, all while hating her over the top singing and fake tits, but they were bimbo enough on her small frame to enjoy…

Britney was too strong, Jessica Simpson to fat and the other popstars of the era didn’t really register for me because they weren’t fake blonde or because they were PINK all hard cocked and disgusting…

For the better part of the last 15 years, while Britney was being grinded the fuck down into the shell of a human that she is, X-TINA turned to a life of eating and that girl was fat as fuck…which is a terrible way to be, so her 30s were a total fucking write off, and that’s too bad because the 30s are old, but not nearly as old as the 40s.

Now middle-aged and ready to make some noise again, she’s decided to OZEMPIC herself skinny, but because she’s a mom in her 40s, she looks more like a drag queen doing an X-Tina impression of X-Tina dressed like Cher thank actual X-Tina…and that just because women age out….and get manlier through menopause because you are not supposed to want to fuck them…they are no longer fertile or breeding material…

Here’s her costume….looking hot for a 40 year old Christina Aguilera dressed like Cher sponsored by Ozempic…in an over the top production / comeback tour….the tits still big though…the calves a little water retaining…but other than that…it’s almost a welcome back popstar I always thought was worthy of a fuck…

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