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2018

13

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Cameltoe of the Day

Ambrosio is a mom, and based on all my research that includes only fucking on mother in my existence in having sex, because that’s how I became a stepfather….and really my wife is so fat that her pussy regardless of having kids would be fat…mom pussy is fat….

So when you wear leggings this tight, and you have fat pussy lips from being a mom, it’s probably hard to not have this cameltoe happen…

Which makes for a fascinating question – which came first, the tight leggings or the cameltoe…and I’m going to go with cameltoe…because even in the Days of early man, fabric was getting stuck up inside vagina, probably more than we’d expect because of the limited ability to shower..making for some cesspool of bacteria…sticky to everything that came near it….on some FLY PAPER pussy….something that we can assume AMBROSIO can relate to…

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2018

13

Apr

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Ass Shots of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart in some shorts…because I guess lesbians can wear shorts…they aren’t banned from shorts…even though you’d expect their shorts to be more basketball shorts that go past their fat lesbian legs….assuming lesbians actually exist and are not just a myth created by the patriarchy and porno movies to give men something to jerk off to when bored of watching big porn dick…you know the fantasy of two high school besties at a sleep over discovering each other…something that likely happens all the time, and that is happening now with Kristen Stewart thanks to the aggressiveness of Stella Maxwell…reminding us how cliche of an identity crisis Stewart is as she character acts or method acts her way into lesbianism…being as stereotypically dyke as she can be…except for her lack of flannel…and dolphin shaped dildos because penis shapes are gross to them…it’s part of their muyth…

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Heres more Stella NAKED on INSTAGRAM from a shoot with some magazine called ISSUE magazine cuz they are clever…

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2018

13

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Teen Mom Ass of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and her fake mom ass is as obnoxious as you’d expect it to be, that whole point of her getting knocked up was some new storyline in their show to give them something to talk about and to find new ways to show offer her fake ass…especially on a day where the family leaked multiple stories of her pregnant monster of a sister being cheated on by her baby daddy..the day before she had her baby…to over and generate all the media attention they can to get the Kardashian name trending..

They have the power to go viral with their fake news….without much effort..and I guess this is one of their tactics…that I am only posting because I find it repulsive….

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2018

13

Apr

Mariah Carey’s Bipolar Tits of the Day

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I don’t believe in mental illness as a whole. I believe in the power of mind over matter. I believe that you can mentally convince yourself of anything. Which I guess could be a form of Mental Illness if you are convincing yourself that bugs are crawling all over them, or that voices are telling them to smear feces on the wall, or whatever the fuck crazy people think, is no difference than successful people convincing themselves they are good enough, they are talented, they are capable…it’s the same level of delusion.

I don’t trust diagnostics from psychiatrists, even if you can prove it with actual chemicals, I know that your brain can be altered to believe whatever the fuck you want it to be…

I think it’s really just cycles of thought patterns…that you can control because you have a fucking brain…

So when I see crazy poor people, I think it’s just because they didn’t have the resources to know or do better and got swamped by the system….and when I see rich crazy people bragging about their mental illness….I think “That’s convenient, and excuse to misbehave and be a shitty human, cuz you’re rich and can afford it”…

So bipolar Mariah or not…here is her cleavage….her best feature…

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2018

13

Apr

Mel B Bikini of the Day

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I’ll tell you what I want – What I really really want…I want Mel B to turn back time, around 20 or so years….to revisit that very first day I saw her in a music video…her nipples hard in her green shirt…back when I was capable of jerking off to music videos…because internet connections were slow and janky…and the computer wasn’t in my room…but cable TV, that shit was all over the fucking place…and walking that fine line of erotica and pop culture…when sex was used to sell product, the way it still is, but more women took ownership on it….and were less annoying about it and didn’t call it the “Patriarchy”…

She’s in a bikini, not bad for a woam who has had Eddie Murphy’s love child, amongst other children…despite being old…

I mean she’s pretty fucking ripped, her nipples still hard, so many years later…no bad…

Posted in:Mel B|Mel B - Scary Spice|SFW

2018

13

Apr

Ariel Winter Twerking Her Fat Ass of the Day

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Ariel Winter, the Hollywood, Mainstream Success, Child Star on a Hit Show, TV Sensation you perverts watched go through puberty, which established a sick emotional attachment to her, like a creepy baby sitter, or high school teacher….is also a little piglet…

She does herself up, gets all made up, wears slutty outfits, even goes to the gym…but manages to be pretty fucking sloppy, fighting off her obesity, through surgeries for her tit reduction and other exciting things that I don’t find exciting…and here she is shaking that ass…an ass she isn’t known for…but that is fat…thanks to emotional eating to deal with the pain of childhood fame.

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2018

13

Apr

Britney Spears Let Out for the Night of the Day

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I don’t know what Britney Spears was let out of her cage, a cage that is in the form of either a really impressive Vegas hotel Suite, or a series of mansions that she lives out of, but can’t actually make any decisions of her own, thanks to the meds the shove down her throat to keep her calm…relaxed…compliant and earning money for the family, the empire that is Britney Spears….

Based on this images, it looks like she was very well behaved…and still pretty hot.

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2018

13

Apr

Reese Witherspoon Panty Flash of the Day

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It’s interesting how the human mind works..

What is probably the least erotic thing I will see all day….like this Reese Witherspoon panty flash….

May very well be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen.

You know, there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking move she’s been in thanks to seducing and scamming her agent and now husband who is the reason her career exists…I mean that and being knocked up by Ryan Philippe when she first started out…which went no where because he went no where…but like a good Christian she pivoted and moved onto bigger and better things…that probably require paying Philippe out…even though she’s not that hot, has never been that hot, all pig faced…

But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me.

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon|SFW

2018

13

Apr

Josephine Skriver Ass of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the real life West World, this is not an ad from the people at HBO, who don’t pay me shit to promote their nude scenes from their shows, because they are assholes and don’t support the independent pervert..

I didn’t watch West World when it first happened, but I know the story, rich dudes create a world where AI pussy roam freely, for other rich people to pay to fuck and kill them…

Well, this Josephine Skriver, is the real life version of that, her dad the Anthony Hopkins evil genius, her financier Victoria’s Secret the Ed Harris character…while she is the Evan Rachel Woods post being fucked by Marilyn Manson…or maybe Thandie Newton…

POINT BEING….we’re not sure she’s real, she was made in a lab, I assume human…just designer genetic engineering….who was programmed to know the importance of slutty selfies.

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2018

13

Apr

Adriana Lima’s Morning Ab Check of the Day

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Adriana Lima, the slave to Victoria’s Secret, is clearly putting in some serious fucking work to maintain a body worth looking at while half naked in lingerie, all because she’s got no fucking choice….there are contracts signed, this is a hefty business, multi billion dollar business, and there’s consequences if she gets fatter than she was the last few years, all mom like, middle aged and bloated, even though fat seems to push product for other brands thanks to the world being fat….

So here she is starving herself, going against natures natural course for her, and she’s letting the people know by pulling her sweat pants all the fucking way down…any further and we’d see her baby maker that was shredded at least once by baby making…like your documents you shredded doing your taxes…

HOT…TAXES ARE HOT….old ladies with abs pulling down their pants is alright too…I mean 40 or not…it can be fucked and thus relevant to us…

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