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2018

27

Apr

Elizabeth Olsen Got Them TItties On of the Day

I accidentally watched an Elizabeth Olsen movie last night…and as it turns out, I don’t really hate her…I mean I appreciate that despite possibly having too much Botox, she’s actually a full sized version of her Alien sisters and with that has some tits and some softness that doesn’t look like some creature you’d be terrified is going to crawl up into your bed when you’re sleeping to probe your asshole and send your biodata back to space to help gather information on how to detroy America…only to learn that it’s probably best done through porn.

I don’t know how this sister got a career when the younger sisters are usually forgotten, but I guess America just fucking loves the Olsens, were raised on the Olsens and when the Olsen’s tapped out with their billions of dollars to focus on chain smoking and fashion….she had an opportunity to move in…and she’s tolerable….and she’s got tits…because I guess she had the womb all to herself…and could develop normally..or as normal as possible living in the Olsen exploiting your kids to make stupid money factory…

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2018

27

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez Hard Nipples of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican signer, actress, illegal in America trying to steal all your jobs because the border doesn’t have a wall and a nation with no wall is no nation at all…right.

She’s likely rich from Mexico, that’s how they get in and get into Hollywood, they invest money and buy nice houses with their Mexican money, because 80 percent of Mexico is dirt poor and 20 percent is stupid rich…I’ll assume this one is stupid rich otherwise she’d be making beds at the San Diego County Best Western…

She’s hot, her tits out, I like her, Viva Mexico….I am all for tanning or darkening of American cuz white people, especially white bros who gym together, are the worst..

From intagram…

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2018

27

Apr

Anna Kendrick Brought Her Tits Out of the Day

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I almost missed this Anna Kendrick pics, because for a reason I can’t explain, I can’t stand Anna Kendrick and I have blocked her and all she does out of my life. It’s like an episode of Black Mirror where I can watch a movie with her in it and have no idea she was in it because I just see empty space and nothingness.

I don’t know what scam she pushed to get famous. I just know that face drives me crazy and I can’t figure out why….maybe it is the mouth…it’s gotta be the mouth and I just don’t get how she’s not working at a Medieval Times, or other dinner theater but is instead a high paid actress…

I like to think it’s the tits, but the tits only started making an appearace in recent years as she got older and realized she needed help to exist another decade….tits she’s getting pretty shameless and generous with…I mean this dress is barely a dress, there’s tit from every angle and even if that makes her more tolerable, she still always looks like she’s sucking on sour candies and that’s not really a look I’m into…

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2018

27

Apr

Erika Albonetti’s Titties are Short Sighted of the Day

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Her name is ERIKA ALBONETti , she calls herself “an international model”….which is an interesting way to refer to yourself….I think it’s the same verbiage escorts willing to travel use when describing themselves….not that this is a sex worker, she’s a 81,000 followed person who probably thinks that makes her important, and maybe it gets her invited to events, when really it’s all just nonsense and the dudes are there for her half nakedness…

What I like about her..is that her nipples need glasses.

That’s about all I have to say about that…

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2018

27

Apr

Hailey Baldwin GOOD CHRISTIAN Of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin makes me laugh, only because she’s trying so hard to be famous, and she’s doing it the standard instagram way, being as shameless as she can, lingerie, bikini, tits, ass…you know exploitative sexting with her audience which in and of itself is so basic and boring, but in her case unnecessary because she’s a Baldwin and being a Baldwin means she has more access than most, and doesn’t need to be such a bottom feeder…yet she is…

She groupies on the Kardashians, Hadids, is part of the lamest “it girl clique” that are hardly it girls to me, they all look like rich kids trying to be part of something who don’t belong there, consumers really just buying their way into it…and the media planners around them buying in cuz they have the followers from their marketing.

The weirdest thing about her is that she’s a Christian and hangs with other Christians while everything about her is unchristian. This is no Mother Theresa doing good for the world, passionate about dying poor people in Calcutta…this is vapid and disgusting…and confused and we as a people should protest…but her tits are alright I guess..she’s skinny and read to take over for the other whores who have made it….

AND A VIDEO:

She was on FALLON and wanted to self promote cuz this is the big times for such a low level garbage piece of shit….and she posted this pic to show off her legs she loves…like a good little Christian who wants people jerking off to her like GOD and JESUS would…spread the word of the lord and accept his grace…or some shit…though SMUT

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2018

27

Apr

Madelaine Petsch Booty Workout Erotica of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is the only hot chick on Riverdale, which is disappointing because Riverdale is so successfully marketed and distributed, that people are tuning in and watching it, I would want more hot chicks, or at least the main chicks to be hotter, that Becky and Veronica are vile…I fucking hate the show, but sometimes the 20 something I cheat on my wife with makes me watch it…and I guess it’s worth it when I get to eat young pussy at the end of it…but that’s by no means from watching the young pussy on the show….since this one is the hottest one…

She’s working out, staying fit, keeping that booty good…She’s a natural redhead, who’s face seems a bit injected, but that is just the nature of the era we are in. She’s apparently South African and has a South African accent but you probably can’t hear it when watching her do slutty fitness….but you can watch her do slutty fitness and it is good.

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2018

27

Apr

Nina Agdal Dog Face Naked of the Day

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Wow….Nina Agdal is working it. Full CORNHOLE for the world to see…the gateway to her soul…provided she has a soul…I am not sure if retarded people have souls…because they aren’t full human…and she is clearly a retarded person based on her forehead alone….

She’s old, she’s expired, she’s forgotten. She put a gamble on dating Leo that she thought would close out her life as a Sports Illustrated, who CLEARLY have no standards in their casting, model…

You know do the IRINA, get knocked up by an A Lister, live a good life…

While this one has to go back to the drawing board and navigate how to stay relevant enough for a dumb rich guy to take her in like she’s hot…when she’s not…but marketing tells them otherwise and they can’t help but buy into her…

I guess the drawing board involves porning ass cheek spreading for instagram…I’m not against it, at least she knows her best angles…it’s just weird it is accepted by instagram terms and services, cuz it’s pretty racy to me…and I watch videos of girls shitting out rubber duckies…

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2018

27

Apr

Tracee Ellis Ross Blackish Titties of the Day

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This is the first time and hopefully the last time, that I’m posting some Tracee Ellis Ross social media pics..

She’s Diana Ross’ daughter who I assume had a really hard time getting into the entertainment industry / cast on some show called BLACKISH about white as fuck Black People, at least that’s what I was told, I’ve never seen the show and don’t believe in cable TV.

I mean she’s definitely not a Supreme, but she’s got some supereme sized tits, at least according to me, because I deal in model sized tits…

I guess she’s less offensive than other celebrity kids, I mean imagine if some of these famewhore instagrammers were Diana Ross’ kid, an actual legend’s kid, they’d be off going crazy…dead at 25 or I guess married to Ashley Simpson or some shit..

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2018

27

Apr

Jessica Lee Buchanan in a Hot Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name JESSICA LEE BUCHNAN. She is a “Proud South African” whatever that means, I mean it could mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. To some it could mean the same as saying she’s a “white power” enthusiast, because of that whole Apartheid shit, or maybe because of the high AIDS rate, or maybe because of SHARKS, or maybe she’s really into legless Olympic heroes taking out his girlfriend….or maybe it’s just the beauty of the country, the women, the South African experience…I don’t fucking know.

I just know she’s showing tit, has 500k Instagram followers, so she’s “famous” to some people, primarily herself, and I like this shoot she did…..because it’s good. She looks good. Jessica Lee Buchanan, the next Mandela..