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Julianne Hough Promotes her Book in her Underwear of the Day

Taylor Swift Ass in her Concert Panties From Behind of the Day

Alix Earle is the Instagram Of The Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Back of the Day

Carmen Electra’s Got Her Tits Out of the Day

2018

Apr

Kelly Brook Fat Tits of the Day

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Kelly Brooks is one of the original Glamour Models in the UK…which is basically code for low level sex worker with big tits who does low level, low quality photoshoots, for Newspapers and magazines, but that because of the reach the newspapers they are in, and the fact that there are no good looking women in England, they became the hottest chicks by default, and were able to date the rich and famous men, as a prop really, like a sex worker really, but with more esteem than a regular sex worker…

This one was really famous at it, and so cocky about her position in the world that she moved to LA to get real real famous, bold…that never worked out for her…but now that fat chicks are acceptable…so she can be a hero in BODY positivity…who knows…

But we gotta respect a girl who exists solely due to her tits and showing off her tits…it’s not quite a skill or talent…but that’s what makes their existence way funnier..

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2018

Apr

Sophie Mudd Fat Titties for Instagram of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is the latest instagram model who has clearly proven something we are all very well aware of…and that is that if you have big natural tits, your chances of succeeding are exponentially higher than your smaller or more modest tit competitors…because people, men and woman alike, are titty obsessed, maybe because of the whole breast feeding as a baby thing, something we carry with us into our adult years…or maybe the whole society is based on celebrating big tits, especially on a small frame….but even on a bigger frame, look at Kate Upton, big tits worked well for her…and thank god this Sophie Mudd is not Kate Upton…but she is using her tits to get ahead as you would when you have freakish tits…making what is seemingly a disability work for her…

Here she is in Bed – you Pervert….

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2018

Apr

Kaia Gerber in a Bikini of the Day

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Kaia Gerber won’t stop…

Kaia Gerber is the product of being raised in the vapid land of Los Angeles, to vapid parents, with too much money for their own good, who made a career being vapid idiots, mainly her mother, seen as the top model of all time, or whatever, who instead of staying hot in her old age like other models, has decided to pass the torch to her teen daughter, who still has yout on her side, and who she has basically stage parented to be an attention seeking, bikini wearing, “model”….working in photoshoots, encouraging unhealthy male attention, all to feed their collective egos…all while being laid back about something that they shouldn’t be laid back about…there are predators out there, some of you are predators, and having your daughter posing in paparazzi bikini pics is sexualizing her, even if the bikini as a whole isn’t a sexual thing, once on the internet…it is.

So it’s weird to see rich as fuck people cultivate their kids to do this model, vanity, look good, wear a bikini for the internet because you’re a Cali girl….instead of investing in something with more purpose than being “hot”…

Crazy times…where everyone wants to be a Kardashian and the rich are competing for their kids to be the most famous by leveraging their parent’s fame…

It’s the modern day family business.

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2018

Apr

J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

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J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science…

I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science…

I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy…

She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”…

Ok….

Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day

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2018

Apr

Ariel Winter’s Fake Lips of the Day

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Ariel Winter probably doesn’t realize that her biggest concern in life shouldn’t be jacking up her lips with fillers, but rather quitting food, because the fake lips can make you look like a jacked up Kardashian, but it won’t make you hotter, if you’re plagued with a thick neck and look like a troll…while taking her exercise she posts so often on social media more seriously, and coupling it with diet because abs are made in the Kitchen, is probably a better strategy for her…

I mean, she’s young now but will be 500 pounds soon, this is just the entry level of that…and really the lip injections may be the first of more surgeries and procedures to be hot and ready for instagram like so many of these other whores…which in and of itself is insanity…but the way the world works…

I don’t have sympathy for a rich, famous, on a hit show girl…especially when she’s not hot…it’s like step it up, you have a responsibility to live up to your success you lazy fuck, and getting a lip injection isn’t cutting it.

Terrible really..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

Apr

Japanese Nude Art Class on Youtube and Other Videos of the Day

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Student Films Teacher’s Hidden Upskirt…

Man Whips his Wife for the Whole Town to Watch…

Weirdest Date Ever

The British Custard Fetish

Cops Do Anal / Cavity Search on the Side of the Road

Cops Using Excessive Force on a Girl

Man Pees in Soup

Man Sets Fire to Hospital for Long Wait…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to think the best excuse for updating the site in the afternoon is that I volunteer mornings at the Children’s Hospital doing some Patch Adams (RIP) song and dance for the cancer kids bound to die…because I am a fucking hero…but I guess I could say I am training for myy lifelong goal of running a marathon…or maybe I work with the elderly, trying to get into their WILLS at the local park…and those slow fucks bite into posting on the site time..or that I have a job cuz you fucks don’t pay me…

But the truth is that no one gives a fuck about what I have to say, and for 10 of the last 14 years of the site, I worked it like a 9-5 job…even though the reason I did the site was because I couldn’t keep a 9-5 Job…because working is for suckers…

So I figure I’ll update it when I wake up, not on a schedule, because the real internet people getting paid are social media idiots and all they do is post a selfie a day at whatever time in the day…allowing them the easiest job and life ever….

Even if this site seems like a joke, I have to write about shit I don’t care about, and find all the shit I don’t care about and update all the shit I don’t care about….for no reason…but it’s all I got. So I’ll keep it up.

Here are some morning links…

BIG TITTY Girl Challenged in a Drinking Game
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Bullfighter of the Day
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Tesla Autopilot Crash…
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Worst Reunion Tour Ever
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Jenna Dewan – Single Mother
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INCLUSIVE post of the Day because Sluts Come in All Colors
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Migrant Caravan of the Day
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Anna Wintour is Done
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Jackie Chan’s Amazing Throw
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New Social MEDIA Sluts
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2018

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s important to figure out something that you have that people are willing to pay for, you know to get ahead or to be an expert and get rich, because people want to be rich…

The issue with this strategy, is that as a man you have to become good or build an audience that other people want to pay for…or invent something and convince other dudes to pay for it….it is a lot of effort and work….and requires connections and hustle….

While all a girl, all has to do is get naked on the internet.

Seriously… women have it so rough, they complain all the time, yet to get money out of people they just have to show tit…

I wish all it took for me was to get topless and on all fours….

Cuz I want that money so that I can help keep the system of the whores alive – you know someone needs to fund them…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lohan’s April Fools Prank
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Paying Girls to Flash Camera with Fake Hundreds
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Possessed Woman and her Upside Down Walk
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Busy Philipps Breakdown…..
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Katharine McPhee Titties….
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Demi Rose Bikini
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Ariel Winter Sheer Panties….
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Ron Jeremy Almost a Rapist – But Not
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Truck’s Drive Shaft Shreds Itself on Dashcam
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Jersey Police Incident in a Dominos
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Celeb Death of the Day
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Pink Cleavage Hailey Baldwin…
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Alina Baikova TITS
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The Secret Life of a Kitchen Island
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Pretty Girls of the Day
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There’s not enough celebrity Sex Scandals
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Raven Lexy in Photo shoot…
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Kendra Wilkinson – Divorcing….
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Close Call on the Motorbike
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Lion Jumps Inside Safari Vehicle
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Pregnant Selena Gomez the Born Again Going to Church for Easter with them TITS
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Gwen Stefani Cankles Go to Church
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Someone Named Kim Wilde – Performing
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Donna D’Errico Looking Slutty and Old…
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Jasmine Tookes Bikini on the Beach
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Betty Who in a Sports Bra
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Vikander – Terrible Photoshoot
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Some Slut Named Isabelle Photoshoot
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Claudia Romani – Fame WHoring Topless
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Andrea Corr – Bikini
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Charlotte Mckinney Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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EVERYDAY SLUTS ON EASTER ARE EASTER SLUTS…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Nude Photos of The Day….
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Naked Russian Babe in the Bath
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Be Careful where you Fuck Outside…
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Worst Amateur Cam Video You Will EVER SEE
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Girl Opens Bottle with her Butt Hole
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Interesting Marriage of the Day
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My Girl Kayden Kross in an Old Shoot
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Amy Leigh Andrews….Naked in 2010
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Naked Girl Named Marie Morgan
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Big Tits on a Motorcycle
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Hot Tumblr Chick….
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Naked Chick Named Aislin Takes a Bath
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Hot Amateur and her Titty Play
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Big Ass in Tight Shorts…
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Best List of Porn!
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All Nude Celebrities…OK…
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The Best Streamers Riding Dildo….
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2018

Apr

Miley Cyrus Hosts Her Own Easter Parade of the DAY

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Miley Cyrus has put out some videos to support her pop porn easter shoot the she released the other day, because when you do a shoot, you might as well get video, and when you do that shoot, it should be fetish-y, because without fetish, it hardly makes it porny…and porny is what makes the people care…

In one of the videos there’s booty shaking, being spanked by the easter bunny, carrot sucking, all suggestive and obscene…but facebook fucking loves it – all because it’s Miley Cyrus and she and other celebs keep the platform relevant.

Low hanging fruit maybe, offensive to her Christian country music fans, maybe, the type of content Miley should be producing…definitely…it’s a step in the right direction…

Videos:

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW|Videos

2018

Apr

Happy Easter From The Slutty Easter Bunnies of the Day

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With every holiday comes a series of clickbait obvious content that the people of social media put together like they were still in elementary school and it was a theme day…

Some people, like Maitland Ward do it everyday, because every day is a national “something” day…making a great opportunity for little thought to make content…

Other people just save it for the big days….like Christmas, Fourth of July, Halloween which has a life of it’s own, and EASTER….because bunny ears, since Playboy in the 50s, are a symbol of slutty behavior, slutty women, sluts…

So here’s our compilation of sluts being sluts on easter…some famous, some not, all trying to be clickbait…

Like our header pic – lead it pic – AUBREY O’DAY who won’t talk about fucking trump, but will post up her ass…

or Jojo – Who the fuck cares about Jojo