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2018

16

Apr

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd is the latest instagram model who has clearly proven something we are all very well aware of…and that is that if you have big natural tits, your chances of succeeding are exponentially higher than your smaller or more modest tit competitors…

Sophie Mudd went viral a few months ago as one of Kanye’s girl…in his Yeezy Campaign, being one of the girls who plays Kim K, because I guess Kanye or his Photographer knew about the tits before the rest of the world did….

And really they are some serious fucking tits, tits I believe are the future, about to hit 1,000,000 followers, ready to take on the pop culture mainstream with her tits, and the whole thing…makes sense to me…

I am sure she’s a pain in the ass…entitled and annoying and only going to get more obnoxious with the instagram as she gets more and more famous like the tits before her, like Kanye’s other girl Rat Cow, but the good news is we can still look at the tits….whether she’s annoying or not…since everyone is annoying….let’s focus on the tits.

HERE ARE HER BIG TITTIES IN A HOT TUB

Here she is in the Desert..

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2018

16

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Dance of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley needs to simmer the fuck down…

She’s 100 fucking years old, yet still publishing self produced content of dancing in a bathing suit like some idiot 20 year old…

Shouldn’t she have some level of exclusivity, not that anyone really wants to see this, I mean other than her mass of 45 year old fans who are probably the only people who come to this site, so this one’s for you, only person who keeps me doing this…as the young kids don’t know we exist…so I rely on women like Elizabeth Hurley posting shit like this to give me content to publish..

I just think that she should be more classy, a little more exclusive, a little more “if you want to see an Hollywood Star and Bikini model from the 90s dance in a bathing suit, pay an admission fee”….

But instead…she’s giving it away, far less classy than her accent would make you think….

I mean this was a woman who fucks really rich guys, 20 years later, putting out low level insta slutty content…because I guess a ho is a ho forever..

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2018

16

Apr

Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid’s Tits at Coachella of the Day

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Look two vapid idiots who all leverage off each other, like they are the popular girls in high school, but instead of it being about high school, it’s real life, if you consider instagram real life..

They are both made from instagram, two rich kids who aren’t that hot, who managed to position themselves in the right places, post slutty pics in the right places, thank to having rich parents who wanted them in the right places, in order to scam the fuck out of the system that is half retarded thanks to Brand Managers and Marketing decision makers being 22 year old idiots fresh out of college just excited to work with big names on instagram…

So Bella Hadid, leveraged Gigi Hadid, who leveraged Kendall Jenner, who Leveraged Kim Kardashian…while Haily Baldwin sit on the sidelines and waited until someone noticed her because she went everywhere they went knowing eventually she’d get her shot…

There is effort, strategy, work that goes into these idiots just trying to make it, to have legitimacy, all while being bullshit…

So instead of using their money and resources for good, to save the world, or the turtles like Lily Rose Depp, they push harder and harder at making themselves more relevant…

Disgusting humans being disgusting..

From Social:

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

16

Apr

Katharine McPhee Tits of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is doing a Broadway Play called Waitress, because she’s a singing and dancing actress you may remember from American Idol, back when you used to jerk off to Simon Cowell’s cutting tongue…you sick fuck…

For some reason, a reason I call dating a 75 year old man who can’t get hard but who is rich and connected and will help her get ahead and feels the need to post in between outfit changes….in her bra and Spanx because her body is likely ravaged…

The most fascinating thing about Katharine McPhee is that she had vagina regeneration, rejuvenation, a designer vagina in pics that were leaked but that I had to remove thanks to her legal team….and fascinating not because they were hot, but because the pics made me gag…her thick lips were all scabbed up…and healing..disgusting…but I guess it has healed and brought her new life….look at how happy she seems.

Here are her tits in a sweater

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Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2018

16

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Titties with a Turtle of the Day

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I am a fan of Lily Rose Depp…I think she’s amazing on all fronts. I think she’s hot, I think she’s entertaining, and I embrace the fact that she’s a rich, spoiled, entitled, hollywood cunt, and think it’s great…

I do not think there’s a higher purpose to her existence, I don’t think she’s some kind of artist or high brow personality, immersed in art, fashion, entertainment her whole life, thanks to having “artist” parents who are rich as fuck…thanks to being Johnny Depp.

I do like that her “Coachella Pics” were of her playing with Turtles tagging some @TurtlesConservancy account, because in case you didn’t know, the pollution and the chemicals in your sunscreen are actually killing turtles, and it is an important cause to get behind…

INSTEAD of being a vapid and useless cunt like all these other “look at me” idiots, she posted for the turtles…and that to me touches my heart, my soul…to think every rich, narcissistic asshole, who posts selfies did it for a purpose, or cause to make the world better, rather than to get them more media hits….the world would be a better place…

I have no hope in humanity…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

16

Apr

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

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Olympic Dream and TIGER WOODS FUCKER – Lindsey Vonn – slipped into a white bikini for her social media to distract from her mangled old lady face….because that is a mangled old lady face…

The skiing machine with the thick thighs, who let you all down during her last Olympics that I think she just did as a marketing ploy to keep her sponsors for another 4 years or 5 years because they wanted as much coverage for the Olympics, allowing her to live the hollywood life, rather than work as a ski instructor for rich people who will pay a premium to get the Olympic dream teaching them, you know exploit the rich….which she may be doing on another level because she’s used the media to trick you fucks…

She’s not all that hot, especially now that she’s old, but she tricked them into thinking she’s hot…and here she is showing off her fitness body…that is not that hot…but at least it isn’t that fat…

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Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2018

16

Apr

Brooke Burke’s Tits Reliving Their Youth of the Day

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50 year old, ex Playboy party slut – turned Dancing with the Stars winner – turned mommy blogger and inspiration to a generation with her health and wellness and travel advice….despite looking like a fake titty stripper…BROOKE BURKE…is one week out of some divorce with the rich guy she had a couple of kids with…but not the Plastic Surgeon she had her first 2 kids with in exchange for free treatments…but the newer guy who was an Baywatch actor….

So like all divorcees, she’s on the move, putting on the short shorts to show off that body that is still fit, them tits that are still fake, that famous, and the other rich old people at Coachella who don’t realize they are in their 40s or 50s, still posting pics from the parties, will help her blend in …..to get her fuck on….getting her fuck on…

This is a reminder of how fun divorced women are…and that’s all I have to say about that…

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Posted in:Brooke Burke|SFW

2018

16

Apr

Rihanna Coachella Nipples of the Day

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Thick legged Rihanna, the Arab or Russian billionaire fucking, Barbadian dream….who went from Karaoke Bar Sex Worker to top of the charts celebrity in America…making her rich as fuck, famous as fuck, someone everyone loves, who has consistently put her tits out there, because I guess has lost touch with her roots, at least from the roots of being a shanty living poor chick no one liked, but hasn’t lost touch with the importance of using them titties to get you out there…

Sure, she’s done, accomplished, made it but it’s always nice to give people a nice reminder that she’s still a thing…people are flimsy, they are unreliable, they forget who you are when someone else comes along….so here’s a solid reminder….even if we’d prefer to see her pussy lips….because nipples are so basic…all the girls are doing it…

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2018

16

Apr

Rita Ora Black Panties of the Day

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In exciting attention seeker from the UK, trying to make it in America and doing a pretty good job of it, because I guess Americans like to see people steal their jobs because they are too lazy to do the job themselves, even though they’ll complain about it over and over again, because it is the American way, that give this one, who isn’t even that hot, the opportunity to move in on the trendy parties and events, get a record deal, release music no one has ever heard, and eventually become known because of social media and really any media she could do….thanks to her big tits…

I Guess She’s into her ass now, more than just tits, confident she has more to give the world, probably because she has some hit song on the radio that I’ve never heard, but that she probably is really pumped on because it’s officially made her “happen”..

The whole thing…crazy…really…the viral video that still exists.

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

16

Apr

Ariel Winter’s Coachella Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter decided to show off her toned abs to the good people at Coachella, because she’s body positive, or just an exhibitionist, or maybe a narcissistic weirdo with a distorted perception of reality thanks to horrible stage parents, being cast on some huge show at a young age, and coddled the fuck in order to make sure she performs…

There will be a time the show get cancelled, she never gets work again because she’s not that compelling a person, and she can finally commit fully to her favorite passion and hobby…emotional eating…

There will be a time that this pig is fully the size of the pig she clearly aspires to be…

But in the mean time, she pretends she’s hot and dresses provocatively for all you pervert fucks…

TAKE IT IN..