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2018

02

Mar

Barbara Palvin in a Panty Photoshoot of the Day

Barbara Palvin once a patsy for the people at Victoria’s Secret to avoid a scandal involving Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber after their bullshit infomercial all you idiots buy into….

Now ousted by Victoria’s Secret for whatever reason, and really she may even still work at Victoria’s Secret, I don’t keep track of the inventory of pussy in that brothel of the sex workers they’ve hired….

STILL IN LINGERIE this time for someone else…because when you are paid a million dollars a year to get half naked…people will think you’re worth that…and that when they get you for 10k, they think it’s a deal…keep this HUNGARIAN alive..

I think I see nipple.

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2018

02

Mar

Kate Upton in Leggings of the Day

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Let’s hope that Kate Upton is pregnant, because no celebrated bikini model, no matter how big her tits, should look this fucking sloppy….

I’ve been ripping into Kate Upton for awhile…because she’s overhyped, not hot, and just a huge set of tits that aren’t even good tits, but that dudes got excited about when she was 18…but no longer 18…and totally grown into the tits…

But YOGA pants make vile asses looking good…but for some reason…that ain’t happening here…because UPTON is gross.

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2018

02

Mar

Hilary Rhoda Erotic Pantyhose Campaign of the Day

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If you got model legs, you should be marketing pantyhose, because it’s something that just makes logical sense….but not enough models are marketing pantyhose, which is upsetting pantyhose fetishists, maybe there’s not a huge market for the pantyhose market, like there was in the 80s Sears Catalogs, or maybe this kind of thing happens all the time, I am just out of the loop because I am not an official pantyhose fetishists, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love the things pantyhose do…or that I don’t remember the first time a girlfriend back in the era of pantyhose walked around after her shitty waitressing job in her pantyhose…the smell of feet radiating from the fabric that tightly hugged her into an erotic shape I insisted on jerking off on…

That said, Hilary Rhoda must be pretty old by now, but she’s still busting out legs..and here they are.

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2018

02

Mar

Allie Crandell Naked in the Desert of the Day

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Allie Crandell is from MTV…..or was from MTV is 2008, which was 10 years ago, and makes this bitch OLD as fuck…in her early 30s which for a woman means that she might as well is dead…

BUT NOT this Allie Crandell, she’s ACTIVE ON INSTAGRAM with not really that many followers….and getting naked in the sand…because how else do you get followers…

It must suck being her, I mean back when she was 21, getting cast on MTV when MTV still mattered, only to end up 10 years older, 10 years later, not quite as relevant as all these other girls that came up after her and didn’t have an MTV show to bring them to the top…

But at least she’s getting naked about it, because she’s hot, and I like her tits, even if they are old lady tits.

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2018

02

Mar

Megan Fox Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Megan Fox was either made a partner in some legendary panty company out of LA, or maybe just the brand ambassador, because girl needs to feel hot and relevant, and have a legit excuse to post up lingerie pics, it’s for work people, not because the mom of three likes being jerked off to, she’s a wholesome girl, a family girl, who is likely a fucking tyrant in the bedroom, at least when David from 90210 lets her out of her cage…because you know she loved being the hot chick, and was never even that shameless about it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her pussy, while I feel like I’ve seen every “celebrity” pussy…but she has been a cocktease and the cocktease continues apparently…it’s not that good, but I’m sure her fans think it is…

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2018

02

Mar

Maitland Ward Naked and Wet of the Day

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MAINLAND WARD is a hero to us all – she has inspired me to get naked for my fanbase of creepy dudes..for money because I think I’ve got the same body as her and she just made 30k over the weekend on some pervert “tip” the girl you jerk off to or feel sorry for who you follow on the internet because she was on TV once, many years ago, and has been shameless with her big tits, while not being an official sex worker….or porn star..but being one on the downlow..

She’s weird, but people clearly like her…and here she is…

There’s a video…this is from a video…yuck.

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2018

02

Mar

Jasmine Tookes Naked of the Day

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Token Black / Indian Victoria’s Secret girl Jasmine…up on some Alladin shit..

SHOW the world they are inclusive as long as the girl meets certain measurement requirements…you know unrealistic body expectations for girls everywhere ….because a hot body has no fucking race, ethnicity, or in this day and age, GENDER, if ti’s hot it is hot…and her body is banging…and I guess she knows it because she’s all naked in a photo for “art” and LIKES AND FOLLOWS for payment

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2018

02

Mar

Lindsey Vonn Ass in Leggings of the Day

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American HERO Lindsey Vonn is in her leggings – showing off her Olympic Legs…because she knows the media is watching her post Olympic failures to get into the media as she tries to stay relevant and be in the whole Hollywood media limelight…maybe get some cameos in movies because all these people are so keen on being famous, it’s what it’s about, even bitches who ski…taking the freedom and fun out of skiing and turning it into whoring…

What I learned during these Olympics was that Lindsey Vonn’s face and body is pretty manly…and that she’s really not hot…but an American Hero to some, mainly the people marketing her…and here she is not being fucked by black guys, but you know her horny athlete high testosterone ass is wanting that.

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2018

02

Mar

Bella Hadid Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid upsets me…she’s not hot, pretends she is hot, gets love like she’s hot, brands throw money at her cuz she’s trending, viral, etc…and it’s all nonsense…she only matters cuz she’s rich and her sister is rich and together they are a vapid lie..

I get called out once or twice for being a pervert, misogynist, creepy, never a sex offender cuz I can’t get boners and I don’t leave my house…but what I am really doing is just calling trash / trash for being trash even if it is rich and getting work…

These people could be doing positive things in the world, inspiring young girls, making a difference…instead they are doing face injections and posting up nudes like a kardashian for attention, creating an instagram of sluts.

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2018

02

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney Got Them Titties

It’s interesting that she’s got over 1,000,000 followers because on her tits, and brands pay her because of her tits, but then she doesn’t admit that she’s a sex worker….or just a set of tits…It is undermining and rude, condescending really, treating us like retards really…to pretend she’s not actually a set of tits….even though she knows…we all know!!

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