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2018

28

Feb

Halle Berry’s Cleavage of the Day

Everyone is freaking out about these HALLE BERRY event appearance pic. I have seen it on social media at least 3 times today and I have only been on social media for less than 3 minutes today…so based on that alone…I’ve concluded that people must really be into this Halle Berry coming out tits out….

But I think she looks like shit, not just because she’s brown assholes, but because she looks old….

I’m as much a Halle Berry has great tits, looks great naked in movies 10 or 15 years ago as anyone….but that doesn’t mean I have to think she looks good in her older years while she’s looking old…just because she was hot 10 or 15 years ago…

Save it for the 1990s…but here it is for the women who hope to look as good at 50, because losing sex appeal must be a terrifying thing for people who rely so heavily on sex appeal.

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2018

28

Feb

Heidi Klum Eugenics in Lingerie of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that there’s something up with Heidi Klum, and that something is pretty fucking amazing, unless you ask the families of all the Jewish people who were genetically tested on in the WWII by HITLER and his people…

Because her looking this good, while being this old, whether lighting or photoshop is involved or not, is unnatural and weird….obviously a product of German engineering…and genetic programming…there is no way that this German is not this good thanks to Eugenics…things like this don’t just “happen”…it’s science yo.

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2018

28

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Fitness of the Day

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I feel like I am a bit of an internet asshole, maybe even a troll, or a weathered, tired Troll who doesn’t actually troll anymore because it takes too much effort and I am more entertained staring at the wall than trying to prank idiots on the internet…

But I still write content daily that these celebrities would probably find “negative” if they were to read it….and I say this because I’ve been told by at least one celebrity that I am an asshole …from Rose McGowan to Alyssa Milano…and the rest of the Cast of Charmed…to Lohan and whoever the fuck else has bothered to call me an asshole bottom feeder that I am…I’m just trying to get enough money to eat here….

So Tisdale was on my target for a long time, only because the media awarded her a teen choice award as being a “hot chick”…when clearly, she wasn’t….it was clearly paid for by Disney to promote their movies, and I didn’t like that FAKE NEWS, because before trump’s fake news, there was other fake news by the media…like saying TISDALE is hot…

In some ways, the media says a bitch is hot, and people follow and it brought back memories of me in my first year of highschool, a total outsider immigrant amongst white people, not quite confident in myself, feeling everything out, and really not the horny pervert I am today….and this group of white dudes were obsessed with a girl who looked like a burn victim cuz she had tits, they’d be like “Melanie’s so hot” and all I’d see is a monster….but instead of being “you guys are nuts”…I was like “I’m nuts to think she’s a monster, all the dudes find her hot”…and ended up trying to make out with her…despite thinking she was a monster…which was essentially self imposed rape….#metoo…

I don’t like that happening to others, so when I see blatant lies calling girls who aren’t hot hot, I have to stand in and take things down a notch….

But even when calling her ugly…I would say “at least she’s fit, a fit body is always good to fuck, and we don’t need a hot face to fuck it”….because with all bad is some good…and I guess she’s in the gym, but has let herself go a little…and here it is.

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2018

28

Feb

Caroline Vreeland Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is a LA based scammer, who pretends her grandmother was some big player in Early Vogue magazine, making her a Fashion Icon by default…all while trying to launch her music career with her big fucking tits…tits you’d think would have landed her some celebrity but didn’t come too easy…this must be her fourth year of going to all the right parties, all the right fashion weeks, tits out, with all the right people who have followers she mooches off and still no one cares about her…but they are starting too and with tits like this they should…they are monstrous, they are huge…and I’ve been watching them in various states of undress for years now and despite finding her totally uninteresting and a scam…how could I not be down for MONSTER TITS on someone who isn’t monster fat…

So give her the attention she wants people…it’s the right thing to do….you’ve done it for not so great big tits before…she’s trying so hard….let her have it..

HERE SHE IS IN BED…WITH TITS

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2018

28

Feb

That Dude Lea Michelle’s Ass of the Day

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Lea Michelle posted up this leotard / ass pic / in an outfit that I assume she’s trying on for her Oscar weekend Oscar party for the Oscars…not because she’s an Oscar contender, or will be at the Oscars, but it could happen one day….I mean look at all she’s accomplished so far…starting out a little Jewish boy, to becoming a famous actress from GLEE….that dudes who think she’s a girl, have jerked off to…

She’s recently got a boyfriend, so she’s getting fucked, and I guess feeling hot about herself, and like all girls who start getting fucked, she’s sexualized, she’s horny, and she loves giving her as to her fans in subtle ways because obviously she thinks it looks hot…otherwise this ass pic would have never happened….so support her in supporting herself…because a horny girl, even if she’s a dude to start, is a girl more interesting to follow on social media.

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2018

28

Feb

Lindsey Vonn Olympic Cleavage of the Day

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The biggest disappointment from the Olympics was the overhyped Lindsey Vonn, not winning her Gold medal, despite being this Hollywood, glitz and glam, Tiger Woods fucking “athlete” who forgets she’s an athlete, because she’s more into wearing tight slutty dresses…..

The whole going to the Olympics thing was clearly to maintain another four years of sponsors, if she medaled, people will ride that and throw sponsor money at her, as she tries to figure out how to become a social media influencer, or movie star…that will work because America likes familiar faces and making the rich richer….

What I learned during these Olympics was that Lindsey Vonn’s face and body is pretty manly…and that she’s really not hot…but an American Hero to some, mainly the people marketing her…and here she is being “FANCY”

Her ass at the olympics

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2018

28

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Gastric Bypass Tits of the Day

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The rumor is that Fat Mariah got some Gastric Bypass after her billionaire boyfriend and her split up before their publicity stunt wedding….something I think she even released a reality show about…. because I guess girl had more life to bring the world..through terribe song and dance….and Christmas Carols…

But she was able to keep the tits we can assume old man Tommy Matolla appreciated when she was 19 and her abducted her, giving her the life she deserved, by making her a huge fucking star, all rich as fuck so that he didn’t have to pay as much alimony after the divorce…

These rich people are crazy, but she’s lookin’ good, but in my defence, I am blinded by tits.

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2018

28

Feb

Paris Hilton Topless for Old Times of the Day

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Paris Hilton or the people who handle Paris Hilton’s feed, who I assume are the same people who run the Kardashians social media, because I am convinced Paris is the Kardashian’s silent partner….has blocked me on her social media…

Which feels so hurtful to me, because I never actively went out of my way to insult her on her social media feed, I don’t even know if I ever liked one of her comments, but then again my “relationship” with Paris Hilton started long before 2013 social media / instagram hustle….we were 9 years deep at that point….where I had been talking shit on her back when websites mattered and people googled themselves…

I posted all her nudes, whenever they happened, I was first on so many of her leaked pics, the Paris Hilton phone hack that gave me Lindsay Lohan’s number…it was a different era…and I guess this old timer remembered those good times…I mean why else would she block me….so cold, so heartless, so mean…so hurtful….it’s like I didn’t mooch off her to get clicks to my site with her sex tape and other whoring…that I guess is still whoring in whatever this EASTER fetish shoot is…

I’m still a fan.

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2018

28

Feb

Zoe Kravitz See Through Shirt of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is the worst. I mean I am sure there are worst people in the world than her…but whenever I see her pop up, I instantly think to myself that she’s the worst…

She’s a Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who I guess is 1/2 black by having two half black parents, making her some accessible Black Panthher….

She has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, or fashion influencer, or an actor, while acting all cool or arty…

But she’s just a rich kid, the media or anyone who works with her just love celebrity kids, they write about how cool her style is, or who she is fucking, like they are celebrities of their own…but instead are just the worst kind of mooch….

But then again, her dad was a mooch too, his parents were rich and famous, before he was dating models and pulling his dick out on stage while singing annoying music…so I guess the cycle just continues….

While her mom was the skinned bitch from the Cosby Show you may have masturbated to cuz she was the more accessible character on the show for the racists appalled a black family could be on TV, or be doctors, like you were Bill Cosby with less ‘ludes…

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2018

28

Feb

Ana Braga Wants Your Attention of the Day

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I like to think that Ana Braga’s biggest claim to fame was doing snapchat takeovers back when I put effort into growing my social media thinking it would help me get paid…not that Ana Braga had that engaged of an audience…but because I would rather promote and work with a 50 year old Brazilian sex worker in Vegas with a rocking body, who has seen some shit in her quest to getting to this level of “celebrity”…which is really just knowing the old timer paparazzi and staging ridiculous stunts of the paparazzi…giving them the feeling of relevance when the pics get published…I find it way more fascinating than all the insta THOTS THOTTING around…

This Ana Braga was in the Phoebe Price circle, along with a few other weirdos who do the same paparazzi hustle, and they are the only thing that are pure or real in Hollywood to me…seriously…whatever this is…it is wonderful…

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