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2018

02

Feb

Bella Thorne is Revisiting Some Sleazy Pic of the Day

The key to being an instagram attention seeker with a TV show / Disney credibility is to have a catalog of pictures of yourself to post whenever you feel like you need to post something but are too lazy to shoot something new…

You know that catalog of pics you think are hot, and when you are a vain, egotistical and delusional freak show like Bella Thorne who we anxiously await her overdose, makes it hard to select those pics, since you think every single picture ever taken of you is amazing – but you manage

This is Bella Thorne managing..

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2018

02

Feb

Lily Rose Cameron not Lily Rose Depp of the Day

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There seem to be a lot of Lily Roses in the World…

I guess like the name madison, or BELLA, there was a rush order of babies named this from the same era…because humans are all the fucking same half retard brain….

This is Lily Rose Cameron, not Lily Rose Depp…probably trashier and more eager than the other Lily Rose, thanks to not being a depp but still trying to get there….and still a Lily Rose….

Not sisters, but they are same flower…and that is all that matters…I mean that and her showing tits and I guess vagina!

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2018

02

Feb

Tallia Storm in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Tallia Storm is some Scottish singer who has a publicist mother – who was smart enough to sexualize her at a young age, and basically pull every angle that she could to get noticed and here she is now, with a bikini on, or jacked up her twat, for the paparazzi, like she matters…a dream for publicist mom who’s tired of working for other people and decided to pave the way for herself….

Here’s the bikini pics…

Here she is doing squats…

Here she is doing mirror Selfies…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

02

Feb

Naked Woman Does Cartwheels at Horse Auction and Other Videos of the Day

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Kayak saves Burning Ship…Where Were They When Natalie Wood Died

Sex Doll of the Day

Radio Fight Over Stalin in Russia

Road Rage Ends in Bloody Fight

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2018

02

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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Sometimes I think like would be so much better if I had gone to medical school, you know on a sports scholarship, even though I don’t do sports, because doctor school is expensive and long, but you always have the excuse that you’re a doctor, and once done school have revenue forever, and more importantly they get to see so many vaginas in any given day, especially when you’re the kind of doctor who makes his patients get nude even if they are there for a blood test or sore throat….which I guess in this #metoo movement wouldn’t last that long, but if you choose your patients right, you’re good.

But instead I post terribly written blog posts for 1 dollar a post…which I guess is more convenient for a lazy moron….

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Seacrest Not Fired for Being a Creep – Despite Being a Creep – Because Illuminati…
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Why Does February have 28 Days
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I saw Rose McGowan’s Daily Show Appearance and She’s Fucking Nuts
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Fat Chick in a Tank Top
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Bus Driver Traps a Bike
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DRIVING CLOSE CALL
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This Robert Wagner Killing Natalie Wood Story is All Marketing for a CBS Special
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2018

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Here are some stepLINKS…they are more magical than a street hooker on the first of the month who is short on her rent check and not willing to get evicted in the middle of winter….you know…but that’s probably because street hookers are so rare…now with the whole internet thing….but you can always pay homeless men to wear mini skirts…it’s about the same level of sex appeal..

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Ryan Seacrest is the Only Man to Beat Sex Assult Charges
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Angelina Jolie Photoshoot Candid to Jerk Off To
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The House In Which One Direction Lived is for Sale and It’s Big
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Banned Commercials in Every Country but the USA
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Julianne Hough – Legs in Tights
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Cindy Crawford Standing on a Pile of Dudes
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McDonalds Fail…
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Psycho Priest on a Bike – Trolling Bike Racers
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Bella Hadid – Braless in a Titty Top
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Wendy Williams Calls Out Kim K for Being a Skank…
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Some Real Life Trick Shots
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Robert Wagner – Finally Named Person of Interest in Natalie Wood’s Sail Boat Death He was Present for – 36 Years Later
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Toddlers with Great Motocross Skills
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Iskra Lawrence Thick THighs
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Madison Beer in a See Through Top
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Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid Slutty Together
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Fish Headed Snake in the River
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Calling Teachers by their First Name – The Dumb Video
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Monica Bellucci Thick on the Red Carpet
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Purge 3 Milking Trump
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Selena and Justin are Breaking Up Again
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Brooke Burke’s Banging Granny Body on the Beach
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Betty From Riverdale Slutted Up
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Watch Ariel Winter’s Legs Rub Together
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Dakota Fanning in a Black Dress
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Chrissy Teigen Pregnant in Lingerie
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Paris Berelc is Pretty Hot
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Nicola Peltz Leaving a restaurant
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Hailey Clauson – Skinny Model in a Crazy Outfit
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Amateur of the DAy
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Girl Using a Toilet Seat as a Hula Hoop
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Jenya D in a Hat – TOPLESS
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Confusing Big TIts of the Day
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Kinsley Eden has Good Panties
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Naked Blonde “Photographer”
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Japanese Girl -> Stripping…
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Naked with her Umbrella
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2018

01

Feb

Kate Upton in Leggings is Not Kate Upton Topless of the Day

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I have a theory that if you do one thing well, stick to it, maybe develop on it, but don’t go into something completely off brand….

I don’t actually do anything well, so I just sort of flounder here like a fish gasping for air, which I guess I do well, so I stick to it.

I do not think it’s good for a business person, who is good at business, to attempt to be a pro athlete, or an athlete to become a woman after a series of sex change operations…but I guess it happens…doesn’t mean it shoot happen…

And I do not think it is good for a titty model. With huge tits. To do anything but titty model, cuz seeing her in her leggings is lackluster..

I know she probably thinks “Oh I’m a model, all of me is part of me, and I am a whole package” but she’s wrong…her tits are what made her, what she’s good at, stick to that..the rest of her is average at best…even creepily shaped and awkward…

Here’s her ass anyway…in pink pants that are pretty tight…holding her all together…in place…if you look close enough you may be able to see her cameltoe…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

01

Feb

J.Lo is an Instagram Drag Queen of the Day

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J.Lo put up these pictures of herself…where she looked like a drag queen performing at some Latina first communion – and I think it’s worth posting – thanks to J.Lo brainwashing all of us into thinking she’s hot – and continuing to to push that agenda while we remained brainwashed to think J.Lo is still hot….even though I don’t think she was ever hot…but I figure at least she’s trying….and that should be recognized and appreciated….make her more money….

Believe the hype, I mean why not, right….it’s not like we’ve got better things to do.

TO SEE MORE J.Lo Dolled up for the event CLICK HERE

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2018

01

Feb

Becca Hiller TITTY of the Day

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Becca Hiller is some LA based Norwegian model who probably has her work visa because the US Immigration may not like Mexicans, but they hand out these O-1 visas for people with “exceptional” ability like it was fucking candy….and heer exceptional ability isn’t being a nobel prize winning scientist finding any cures to anything – it’s tits.

That’s why I laugh at all the TRUMP vetting immigration when all the immigrant bitches I know look like this….smutty porno producing sex workers…something rich white men like….

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2018

01

Feb

Models Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Taylor Hill, Josephine Skriver and Ming Xi Naked of the Day

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Model Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Taylor Hill, Josephine Skriver and Ming Xi Naked for Victoria’s Secret, some of the most sneaky pornographers around, disguised as a lingerie brand, in every mall, made in developing countries and maked-up to insane price points to cover the cost of paying the pornstars they use – and pretend are models….

I like that they’ve gone asian, to cover all bases, like that they haven’t gone with fat chicks to cover ALL sizes, keep the promo models hot…it’s important for the future of the country, give girls something to aspire to that may not happen, but that is better to strive for than being fat.

They hired some lame hipster photographer to be their photographer, and she’s got them all naked, in what looked like pissed soak instagram filter images, because I guess all hipsters must sell out, and in this me-too-era – you need to use a chick to take the creeper pics not a dude – because dudes are all rapists….especially photographers…which is something I am all for…I mean whenever I see 45 year old men taking half nude pics of 18 year olds I think…damn that dude’s a pervert – how’s this brand get away with his manipulative shit…and hey answer is that I guess they don’t anymore ant that it’s a good time to be a woman writer, director, producer, photographer – society needs to connect to all things woman…and I guess so do I..for masturbation purposes that is.

Here are skriver in bikinis..