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2018

01

Feb

Alexis Ren Bolt on Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Alexis Ren is a fascinating story, not just because she was the hot body used by some youtuber to convince the world he wasn’t a homo – despite how much he liked posing and being topless – but because their relationship went viral and created a whole movement of young couples trying to be the hot couple – who posed in sexual poses on social media for loney 40 year old women to masturbate to….

Girl got so many followers as the Hot girlfriend, hot body, prop…and when her creative director left her – she was left confused, alone so she did what anyone would, she got BOLT ON TITS, posed half naked harder than ever, and Sports Illustrated booked her because they are trying to get a younger audience…even though we’ve all seen girl pretty much naked and in shameless selfies…we don’t need you Sports Illustrated, this sluts got the slutting down..

Posted in:SFW

2018

01

Feb

Bella Hadid Naked with Her Dog of the Day

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Here’s Bella Hadid doing some weird beastiality porno with a poor little animal …who doesn’t know any better…in what I don’t really understand because I am old, disconnected and where I am from…being nude with your animal is not something you post to your feed to try to come across as cute and playful…it weird attention seeking shit…all while the girl is getting paid heavy, has celerbity, why bother continuing this shit…when you’ve already made it other than to be shameless.

The most interesting thing about this pic is that girl is only 21 and I guess that makes me a cyber bully but I think her taking offensive pics with this animal like some circus ringleader…makes her the fucking cyber bully….who should be removed from the internet for cruelty to all…from getting so much hype around her while not even being hot…it’s so weird.

#NEWPROP

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

01

Feb

JoJo In her Underwear of the DAy

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Jojo is such a ridiculous nickname, I find it interesting that she still uses it as her professional name, despite how ridiculous it is…but I guess she spent so much time building up the brand as a child star exploited at 12, it’s just easier to keep it going…and here she is 15 years later showing her toned abs…to the perverts who still care…the perverts into 12 year olds who are ok with that 12 year old turning 30….because part of the erotica is watching her grow, develop, and age…some truman show shit where you voyeur so hard like she’s your neighbor’s kid and you’ve seen her whole existence from birth to middle age…always drawn to her because of that connection, that bond, that can only live a few times in one pervert’s lifetime…

And here she is trying to hustle hard….market hard…remind those perverts she’s still there, still got it, despite being older and less relevant jailbait hype…

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

01

Feb

Police VS Naked Woman iN Miami and Other Videos of the Day

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Red River of the Day

The Vagina Witch

Crystal Clear Lake – Ice Skating

Two Men have Shoot Out Over Land

Woman Pretends to be Sex Robot After Caught Cheating

Yoga in Siberia

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

01

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today, I forgot I had a website…but then I remembered and here are the ever important – life changing updates….

The reason I forgot I had a website…is because I was drinking until 10 am…alone..

Here are some stepLINKS in the monring…

HOT CAM GIRL COVERED IN SPAGHETTI – DO YOU EVEN WATCH MY DAMN VIDEOS YOU PRICKS
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Cow Ice Skates
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SPIDERMAN DANCE
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Taryn Manning is Still Upset About her Dress
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Piers Morgan VS Disgusting Kim Kardashian’s 40 Year Old Ass
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Anastasia Ashley’s Come Back Tour
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I feel Bad for the Woman and Her Emotional Support Peacock
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Ben Affleck in Rose McGowan Rape Scandal
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TODAY SHOW GOSSIP FOR THE UNEMPLOYED MOMS WHO WATCH THIS SHIT
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2018

31

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so unappreciative….

You offer them a vibrator you found in a box in the corner of the basement of your apartment – where the trash used to go – and they get all offended – even though the thing still works…

Like soak that shit in bleach girl and be a little socially conscious – maybe reuse recycle reinsert into a vagina even though you don’t know the previous vagina it was it.

IT IS ABOUT CONSERVATION girl…it’s bigger than you…it’s about the fucking plant you know….

Girls…so self involved..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nicole Kidman Eating Bugs
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Victoria CLAY got them Big Tits On
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Ariel Winter Hard Nipples
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Paris Hilton as Kim K – for YEEZY
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300 Dollar DRIFT Car
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Margot Robbie is Overrated Garbage
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Heidi Klum Sluty for Instagram
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Hot Abbey Clancy Nipple
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Fireman Catches Child from Burnign Building
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Poor Family Dog Gets Stolen from the Front Yard…
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Typical Russian Crosswalk
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Stormy Daniels was on Kimmel – Was Good
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Rose McGowan Still Fighting Weinstein – this Time With Ben Affleck
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Big Gross Nipple in a Bikini
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Truck Driver VS Tree
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Woman Pulled Over for Nothing – Filmed IT
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TRAIN VS FedEX Truck!
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Dakota Johnson – Says She Wasn’t Staring at Angelina Jolie
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Angelina Jolie Busty in Paris
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Sara Sampaio – Nipples
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The Man With the Most Annoying Video Ever
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Passion of the Christ 2 is Happening..
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Stormy Daniels at the AVN Awards
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Mila Kunis Gross Legs…
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Anna Kendrick Tight Dress
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Pregnant Monster Faced Tiegen in Lingerie
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Zoe Saldana Cleavage
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Jenna Dewan Cleavage
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girl Fucking the Water Spout – What the Fuck….
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Big TIT STRETCH
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Stormy Daniels is No Longer a Contract Girl…
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Chick – Her Pussy on Cam…
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Booty Dance of the Day
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Girl in the Kitchen’s Bare Ass….
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Naked Girl in her Titties…
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Big Bush of the Day
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Man and His Sex Doll — WEIRD AS FUCK
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Hot Fucking Naked Chick
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Nadeea Volianiva BOOBIES of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

31

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Got Some Big News of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted this picture to let her fans know that she’s got some really big news to announce…

I assume that it has nothing to do with her instagram profile getting exceptionally slutty…even though the more you post pics of your sloppy tits hanging out of lingerie…the more serious you will be taken, thanks to being empowered or some shit…

I love that the girl who advocated no make-up monday, is so made-up and photoshopped, that she’s a cartoon version of herself…you know that that actually looks hot

BUT SHE CAN’T TRICK ME – I CAN SEE PAST ALL OF IT…and FOCUS ON THE DUMP THAT SHE IS…

Good lingerie pic though…..

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

31

Jan

Miley Cyrus Being Slutty of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted up some slutty pictures of herself for some social media action, and I found the whole thing refreshing, because I thought Miley gave up on her old self, that was her new self, and that made her a lot of money, but that she left behind when she got back with her Australian, in what I assumed was her being a pregnant wife, no longer out to piss off an ex, but rather trying to establish her country following and her country legitimacy because country fans pay big fucking money and a product, puppet, like Miley can use the money when it’s available, I mean why not have as much as you possibly can if it’s there to have, it’s the American way…

But these poses and short shorts bring back home that her exhibitionism lives on…sure it’s not a spread vagina imitating a tumblr star…but it’s a start in the right direction. Good times.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2018

31

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be an old washed up mom, but she’s still a woman, and as a woman we must treat her with respect and encourage her to continue to get half naked, even if it defies science, like some kind of sex worker, because it’s good for her ego….a celebration of 40 year old women who managed to remain fit because they were getting paid…

But instinctually I think she should just bow the fuck down, make room for new pussy, you got your pay, your wealth, in all your half nakedness all these years….it’s time to work behind the scenes, in management maybe…

There’s no way her celebrity really still sells panties, unless of course the women who are fans of her have followed her and are now her age also….relating to her…and doing what she says…which makes sense..I’m not a woman, I may have a blog like a girl, but I’m not one…

I just like to assume she still exists and the brand keeps using her because she has dirt on the company they don’t want released and they figure let the old bitch keep getting naked, it’ll shut her up…you know a different kind of extortion, one you can jack of to….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2018

31

Jan

Malin Akerman’s Naked Sister Vagina in a Pool of the Day

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Malin Akerman must be pretty old….but she’s a babe and sometimes, I guess she posts her butt shots….so even when old…you can overcome all that is expected of you – so long as you’re a babe.

I do not follow Malin Akerman’s existence, but this came across my desk, that is more a pile of cum soaked circulars from the grocery store that I find laying around the house…you know because that’s how I spend my days…

And I’m into whatever the hell she’s doing here…even though she’s probably in her 40s, near menopausal and really a fascinating person…

She’s from Canada….since I’m from Canada and have yet to meet anyone who looks like Malin, if anything, I’m just mad I didn’t find her roaming the streets of Toronto in the late 90s, where I could have moved in and thwarted her dreams of Hollywood, by knocking her up and giving her a home in a basement apartment – hating her existence…who would be 400 lbs…and not looking like this.

That’s some alternate reality shit I like…

Here’s her sister – naked.

Posted in:Jennifer Akerman|Malin Akerman