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2018

30

Jan

Gigi and Bella Hadid Naked Incest Porno of the Day

Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid are recreating poses I assume their weirdo rich as fuck modelfucking dad probably used to make them do for his rich friends like the owner of GUES who helped launch GIGI’s career.

I think they look a little too comfortable being cunt to cunt, anus to anus, like it’s a family place for them, that started in taking baths together as kids…

I also think rich people are fucking twisted sexual deviants who would exploit their own children for their own egos and gain, even sexually because they forget there are rules and don’t know how to be a decent human….

But most importantly, I know that VOGUE is trying to produce some low level KARDASHIAN level, clickbait smut to “break the internet”…”GET THE SISTER NAKED”…

I will admit that both are unimpressive to me, but like most threesomes, combined are better than individually….

I also know that anyone who has ever dated anyone with a sister, or anyone with a sister, has wanted to see them either naked together, or at least fuck the other one, to compare vaginas…

We can’t compare vaginas here, but we can see two overrated trashy girls with a lot of money just trying to get noticed cuz it’s fun and cute and whatever, it makes daddy proud…it’s VOGUE you know!

Take it in.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW

2018

30

Jan

Stella Maxwell Naked of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is some overrated – strategic – enterprising – not that hot – or wasn’t that hot when she was playing the hipster model – who has turned it all around through scamming proper – by sitting at the right table – buy fucking the lesbian celebrities to increase her value – and who is now in a relationship with Kirsten Stewart, the girl who has never been that interesting, always weir and lost looking, and likely easy to come in and manipulate – I mean Stella Maxwell did it….but then again she’s tactical and has made magic happen – if you think being a VS model who bangs actresses is magic – which I’m sure you do.

It’s a lot of hype and here’s a topless shoot of her.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2018

30

Jan

Alexis Ren Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Alexis Ren’s bolt on titties for Sports Illustrated trying to stay relevant of the day – was the alternate title.

For anyone who has been a jaded observer of girls getting half naked on the internet, you will know that Sports Illustrated, with Victoria’s Secret were probably the most influential outlets to find and cultivate and spew titty models down our throats. They would do the dirty work of auditioning them, and recruiting them, and building them up in content that us idiots would jerk off to or stare at….they made many fucking stars…

But then instagram happened, and people like Alexis Ren were able to trick the algorithm, making their own fame in shoots that were of the same caliber as both those outlets who once decided who would be mainstream titty models on not…making Sports Illustrated obsolete…why bother waiting for shoots we see girls producing every fucking day…no hype in that…and I guess recruiting Ren for their magazine, is an attempt, like using Ashley Graham, is an attempt to piggy back off their followings on social media…and stay relevant…in what I’d say is too little too late….the word doesn’t need a bikini magazine issue once a year around super bowl…we have that shit daily from so many chicks, known and unknown…but keep on the scrambling, I mean there’s big ad dollars behind this so they can keep it going…I just find it pretty fucking boring.

here’s her 2016 casting call that I guess led to her 2017 shoot and her 2018 slutty bikini shoot with the bolt on tits…

Posted in:Alexis Ren

2018

30

Jan

Mark Salling Pervert Predator Sex Offender Suicide of the Day

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Mark Salling was a sexual predator and child pornography collector who deserved to be killed based on that alone…but luckily he took it out on himself and killed himself thanks to being unable to live with his pervert self…that I guess was publicly humilated and who’s career was totally fucking over…rightfully so….people into child porn are the worst scum of the earth who deserve to be murdered violently. That’s some real fucking sick shit to be into….even if it’s a mental disorder – we don’t need that kind.

But after watching this video – it is safe to say that Mark Salling, the actor on GLEE, who raped a girl unprotected before the “METOO” movement, but who also was found to have thousands of child porno pics – and had to register as a sex offender – probably should have killed himself long before he got into this mess…because this song and dance shit from TV is more humiliating than publicly being outted the worst kind a sexual deviant…

I guess the real tragedy in this is that he didn’t bring down the tranny with him, not that she’s that bad since becoming a hot influencer chick who mooches off the press from these people dying.

Here are some of her pics:

Posted in:Mark Salling|SFW

2018

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel is Pregnant – But this is her Not Pregnant of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is at some ready to drop for the second time in 24 months, making her pregnant the better part of the last 24 months, because I guess it was easier than having dude pull out, you know when family planning, you gotta take what the good lord gives you, assuming she’s a religious woman, as she must be being a white from South Africa…those prospector types with their farms and slaves always seem to be people of god…but then again she’s a half naked, exhibitionist who gets paid by an evil underwear brand to get half naked, even while pregnant because they are sick fucking people, all because she’s hot…so maybe that god thing doesn’t matter, and the babies, as many babies as an Orthodox Jewish family a the discount shop, or the weird mormons with 100 kids, or even a 1870s pre-birth control family in the old country…or in the midwest getting started on their AMERICAN dream that this SOUTH AFRICAN has successfully achieved…maybe it’s just narcissism…

What I am getting at is all this pregnancy is gross, all her breeding in this overpopulated world is presumptuous and obnoxious really, but luckily she knows better than to post more pics of her pregnancy to focus on her being not pregnant, because if we don’t need to see the pregnancy, it’s like it didn’t happen when she makes her comeback to the panty catalog….

Not fascinating enough, that’s for sure.

Posted in:Candice Swanepeol|SFW

2018

30

Jan

Magdalena Frackowiak Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Her name is Magdalena Frackowiak. She is an interesting, but not that interesting story of a Polish woman with a dream – who did all she could to make it in America – who eventually booked Victoria’s Secret for something like 750k and was kept around a few years – making more money than her GYSPY mother back home ever imagined…only to be fired and forced to start a jewelery line but more interestingly post topless shameless pics while she still has an audience, before she gets too old, her tits out…at what must be 30…still going after the dream, not realizing she already lived in and is done.

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|SFW

2018

30

Jan

Selena Weber Nipple of the Day

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We don’t know who Selena Weber is around these parts, but we do know a nipple when it is flashed in what looks like a really low level photoshoot for instagram, which it probably is, since instagram, despite being run by an evil corporation that mines your data to collect information to use in creating AI that will take over the world, is what people participate in….and it really amazes me because they aren’t paid to use the platform, they just do it hoping to get seen, since the eyeballs are there…so they are doing free volunteer work with hopes of an upside, that they can’t control because the powers that are Facebook control the actual outcome…yet people keep going back like mice in some science experiment…and it’s fucking crazy….shareholders get richer, yet the bulk of people using Instagram don’t own stock in the company…

Who fucking knows…or cares really…this is about Selena Weber, unknown woman and her nipple…which is the name of the memoir she’s writing I assume..

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2018

30

Jan

Britney Spears in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I think one of the best things on the internet is Britney Spears self produced video of her doing outfit changes, or fashion shows, or “what I’m wearing” segments for her social media because she looks bat-shit crazy, medicated, being given a taste of independence and creative experession in her multi million dollar prison facility they disguise as her home….

It’s bootleg, it’s low quality, her body looks awesome, and I’m a fan of this publically kidnapped dancing Monkey…she just keeps getting weirder and better…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

30

Jan

Homeless Sex and Other Videos of the Day

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Phone Becomes Flame Thrower

Lady Boy of the Day

Robbers Shoot a Guy

People Help Dog Mom Find Puppies

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2018

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of life’s weirdest realizations, or moments, or right of passages, was the first time I looked at the bush I was eating out and realized it was all silver grey, because the woman I was eating out was in her late 70s, but still worth whetting my appetite with…it happens to the best of us…even those without granny fetishes because one day our wives we still fuck sometimes in our Florida Retirement community…will experience that moment…a moment I like to think makes us men…who are better off killing themselves..

That said, it amazes me that the instagram generation is still finding Kim Kardashians’ porno erotica of her vagina interesting to post, make memes of, etc… I know I don’t do anything better by reposting and writing bullshit long side it long side…but I would feel like way more of an asshole making meme’s on the shit…that is in fact shit…she’s the fucking devil….who would be better for society if she killed herself.

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