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2018

23

Jan

Caroline Corinth Tits for Love & Lemons of the Day

I don’t know who model Caroline Corinth is, but she’s doing some half naked bathing suit campaign for the very trendy and luxurious brand Love & Lemons….a brand all the instagram girls love for their underwear, dresses and I guess bathing suits….a brand I appreciate because they take piss colored photos of hot half naked chicks….you know like we’re in the 60s and shit is shot on film….or like some instagram filter called “High concept vintage modern hipster texture to give a feeling of nostalgia”…or whatever it is that inspires piss colored photos…a technique that’s also being applied to mainstream movies now…I accidentally just watched the I,Tonya trailer and realized that they piss colored the film to look like archive TV footage to make us really feel the era….we’re just surrounded by piss colored everything but unfortunately not drowning is PISS….because no girls ever pee on me.

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2018

23

Jan

Jasmine Tookes in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is a model from Australia who once dated Tyson Beckford, despite the world thinking he was gay, a male model who has been known to post up pics of his boner in tight underwear on his social media, a penis that likely destroyed a few pussies, in a way that forced her to continue dating the black men…and she is now engaged to a dude named DJ RUKUS, whatever the fuck that is…I don’t pay attention to things…ever.

She’s having a bachelorette party or some bullshit, where model Jasmine TOOKES attended and posted the butt shots, which is all we really care about in this story of love and romance….

It is a reminder of how hot back women are and more importantly how I’ve never had sex with a black women because I guess they are racist towards me.

Here are some pics from the social media…

Shanina Shaik the Bride to Be’s ass..because whatever…

THe other guest, look at their color coded bathing suits – so clever and tacky….but ASS!

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2018

23

Jan

Brooke Candy Naked of the Day

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Brooke Candy didn’t matter when she almost mattered and she sure as hell doesn’t matter now…

She was a gutter female rapper who was the original Iggy Azalea, you know a girl who pretends she’s a stripper, who may actually be a stripper, but who instead of stripping got a record deal and started touring…maybe because she connected with a record producer putting titties in her face, or maybe because she went viral for putting titties on the internet and producing shit songs that the retard kids like…

And now, a few years later, she’s wearing nipple tattoos, posting them, because she’s trying to be revolutionary, inspiring, inclusive, sex positive, whatever the fuck this is, all while being pretty fucking gross.

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2018

23

Jan

Bella Hadid Basic Instagram Bra Porn of the Day

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Rat Faced Bella Hadid, who is rocking out at Paris Fashion Week pretending to be an actual model and not just a girl on instagram with a large following who happens to be skinny enough to use as a model so that the brands in question get more coverage than if they just used a model with no followers….

Reminded us all that girl’s just an instagram model…being used….

And she did it with an INSTAGRAM friendly, behind the scenes, slutty video of her in a bra humping a chair like a stripper….all happy she’s fooled the world into thinking she’s hot..when she’s not…

The good news is…at least she’s not a Jenner, even if she’s pretty much as bad as a jenner…she’s not one…and we appreciate it.

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2018

23

Jan

Naked Man VS Cops in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Off Duty BBW

Weather Woman Wipes Out

Car Split in Half After Crashing into Tree

Excited Philly Eagles Fan Kisses a Pole

Old Man THinks He Can Punch Beart Trap and Pull Out Before it Snaps

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2018

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I feel like the most important thing in my life is the fact that I am pretty much unemployed…I can sit at the wall for 5 hours upon waking up…literally thinking about absolutely nothing…and feel no stress…

I get that people with websites want to be billionaires, the whole dot com come shot on the cover of Forbes…but I just have a website to pretend I am doing something….when really I am avoiding doing anything.

I learned at a young age that working is unnatural and that traveling the world is expensive…while being homeless is cold…so I just found myself a desperate woman with a disability check and a pension, whored myself out a little and here I am living rent free…all thanks to being willing to eat what I guess would be the equivalent of out of a trash can / dumpster diving if you will…

But Time…is the greatest commodity…who cares about money or adventure…or producing or being busy…running around like an asshole to make ends meet and support your family…

I’m all about the hermit life…and that is why I am bringing you the morning links….at 12:30…

I slept in because I wanted to sleep in…and I can do that everyday and that is worth more than GOLD…

The 2018 Oscar Nominees….
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Vigil for Burned Out Taco Bell…
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Ryan Reynolds is Remaking CLUE
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Greyhound Spinning in Circles of the Day
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Marky Mark is Still Screwing WOmen Out of Royalties
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Rachel McCord in a Swimsuit..
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The World’s First Underwater
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2018

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I overheard a woman talking to her friend in the grocery store about how she’s going to leave her husband because she feels that he just doesn’t like being married and I interjected with “maybe he just doesn’t like having to hide in the bathroom to jerk off to porn like some kind of teenager staying at his grandmothers house for the week” because if you ask any married dude they will say they are into the companion, the accountability to a family, even into their wife’s crazy cuz she’s a woman craxy, but the general consensus, the differentiating point, the key to a happy marriage, is the men who don’t get hassled for jerking off, when jerking off, to what they jerk off to, or where they jerk off.

If women understood that male jerking off is a stress reliever, a scratching an itch, or having a drink, or a needed mechanism to remain a man, like whining and being cunts is the innate wiring of being a woman. There would be a lot less divorces, cheating, and unhappy marriages.

That had been your Monday if you’re married advice. Because I am a relationship expert.

If you’re not married…stay that way

Oliva Munn Turns Herself into Clickbait By Posting Texts She Has with Anna Farris over Chris Pratt…
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Evangelist Showing Off his New Private Jet from Scamming
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Razzie Award Nominations of the Day
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Moriah Mills Clickbaiter Pumping Gas with her Ass Out
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Katy Perry on her Plastic Surgery
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Dude Calls Out “Social Media Influencer” for her Shameless Butt Videos – JOKES
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Snowboarding for the First Time
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The Dude Who Lives in the African Bush Protecting Rhinos
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Incest of the Day….
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Margot Robbie’s Looking Like Trash at the SAG Awards…
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Rita Ora in a Red Dress
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Uncle Immersing Himself in VR
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Dog Wants to Sled
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Julianne Moore’s Fiery and Amazing Bush in the Early 90s
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Frances McDormand Wants More Young Actors to Win Awards, Seriously It’s all The Same Pieces of Shit
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Carrie Underwoods’ Handjob Bionic Wrist
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AnnaLynne in Pink – with them Thighs
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Horse Playing in the Snow with its Stuffed Toy
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Scarlett Johnsson Vs James Franco VS Women – WHO CARES….
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Alison Brie Legs….
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Nina Dobrev Nipple!
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Matt Lauer’s Been Kicked Out of the House
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Some Dance Mom – Lost Weight in Prison
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News Anchor Keeps Laughing at Bison Story
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173 Pages of Naked Celebs in Movies
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Garbage Celebs at the SAG AWARDS…
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Kate Bosworth in a Magazine
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Sara Sampaio’s in a Magazine
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Reese Witherspoon’s Bra
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J.Lo in Concert
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Paris Jackson – Women’s Ambassador
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Hailee Steinfeld – Red Lipstick for the Perverts
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Barbara Palvin Hot in a Magazine
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Miley Cyrus in Shorts in Australia
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Lorna and the Big Tits Putting On Make-Up
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I FUCKING LOVE ME SOME HARDCORE GIRLS
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So – You Want to Marry a Squirter
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Cam Girl Takes a Shower
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TITTY FLASHER
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DILDO TESTER OF THE DAY
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Celebrity CUMPILATION is Disturbing as Fuck
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Redhead with the Big Titties On
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Happy Big TItty Camper
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NUDE in the Stairway
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2018

22

Jan

Bella Thorne Mid Breakdown of the Day

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Bella Thorne has fallen off… since getting that weirdo K-Fed boyfriend…..and I’m not saying that like

There was a period of time, not a very long time, where she was shamelessly posting nudes and half nudes, anything for attention, with her rocking body and massive, likely fake tits….doing fitness and other typical instagram whore things…which ended up getting the Disney Kid exploited by her parents, even before she was famous apparently, as she was sexualized at a young age by whoever used to molest her, a story she announced over the last few weeks and that would explain why she’s some broken down sex worker….

She looked hot, she seemed like a dumb Hollywood Vine star type person, totally annoying, but overall good energy and tits…

But she decided to become some raver, date some crackhead, and try to be extra weird to make up for being so fucking commercial, mainstream, basic, and boring…except for the tits…

And now, she’s just garbage, acting exceptionally weird, confused for being profound or interesting and it’s all so candy coated nonsene..but I’m ready for the real breakdown / the real overdose / the real end. It’s more interesting.

To SEE HER AND HER MOOCH TRYING TO BE WEIRD BOYFRIEND LOVING THE ATTENTION HE GETS FROM HER IN AN OBVIOUS AND RIDICULOUS CLICKBAIT WAY – CLICK HERE

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2018

22

Jan

Demi Lovato Underboob of the Day

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Demi Lovato is extremely famous, which amazes me because I’ve never heard any of her songs or seen anything he’s been in, yet she’s got 65 million followers on Instagram, are there even 65 million people using instagram, that’s some really important shit, the kind of shit that makes a girl have a terrible ego, the kind of shit that makes a girl flash the base of her tits to her audience to get that feedback that she’s looking for, maybe while masturbating, you know a “tell me I’m hot, I’m about to cum”….where 500,000 people go crazy….including her management who reach out and say “maybe you should keep it in your pants, your fans are 12 year old girls”….to which she deletes it, even though her tits are what make her an empowered woman….now that she’s got the confidence to show the tits…while just last year, she was bragging about not wearing make-up and being fat….and all changed after she got dumped…thank god for that…because I endorse fat girls getting skinny and hot…just because I can buy their activism, which is really just pandering, with more enthusiasm…rather than anger at them for being full of shit lazy fucks…talking to fat lazy people who love being talked to because it empowers them….

Here’s a fitness pics…

Here’s some Demi Lovato’s Activism..

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2018

22

Jan

Olivia Munn Pantsless at the Womens March of the Day

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Olivia Munn is clickbaiting at the Women’s March because she’s decided to be an ambassador of Women’s Rights, back when she called out Brett Ratner for being a pervert, who sounds more like a dude with a dirty sense of humor, which I guess can make people uncomfortable, but that is not something that should have someone tried by the media as a rapist…

You have to remember that when Olivia Munn attached herself to a cause that she knew she could help produce results and help pump life into her otherwise dead career pulls as many stunts as she can to get famous and the only reason she is famous is from trolling….targeting nerds, making people thinking she’s important, manipulating the media, sucking up to bloggers…doing whatever she can to get there….

BUT more importantly, she went to over 20 auditions from Brett Ratner after the “incident”…because he’s such a bad dude, maybe he’s just an angle in her storyline to get her where she wants to go, because auditioning isn’t getting her there…

She’s the worst…And she shows up at damn women’s rights causes in a t-shirt and fuck me boots for attention, sexualizing herself, pretending it’s her empowerment, but I SEE THROUGH YOU trash.