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2018

29

Jan

Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….

But that body is out of control, which is a good thing, because her face is looking it’s age…

You can never TRUST instagram with the whole filters and FACETUNE where you can basically recreate your entire body…but I figure if it looks good in pictures, and pictures are all I’m getting, because I don’t know this Canadian Moroccan woman, since we don’t go to the same SYNAGOGUE, because she went off to LA to be famous and I’m not Jewish….

But you can stare at the tits.

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2018

29

Jan

Heidi Montag Breast Feeding of the Day

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Heidi Montag may no longer be relevant, her show has been off the air for a long time, she’s likely burned through most of her money, either on plastic surgery or crystals she was apparently addicted to, but she’s still Heidi Montag…

A personality from a moment in our pop culture history, and along with her and her husband Spencer, they have reproduced, hoping that maybe they have a second chance at this celebrity life, while making fun of their celebrity life….but more importantly, by posting up a titty breast feeding pic for femininity, empowerment and the perverts who like seeing monster fake tits get sucked on, like the milk ducts still work, even if they don’t cuz she went too damn big…

I remember always loving the whole breast feeding in public thing, and always was confused when people started protesting for the right to breast feed in public, as i’ve seen it in malls, starbucks, mcdonalds, the street, sometimes more than one place in one day, cuz women apparently like to reproduce, and whenever I see it, I get JAZZED, cuz it means I’l see some TITTY…

I don’t leave the house much, but just the other day I saw a busty hot young mom getting her titty sucked in the back seat of the car and I made eye contact and nodded in a HELL yeah kind of way…because HELL YEAH…

ANd here’s Heidi Montag, speaking to that!

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2018

29

Jan

Peyton Roi List Making Out in a Bath Tub of the Day

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Peyton Roi List is some up and coming young lady, who may not even be young, and I believe to stay relevant as a site I must find the Disney mainstream young LADIES that old creeps who still visit websites are jerking off to.

I think this is one of them….but I can’t be too sure…..and who needs to be too sure….

All these young ladies are irrelevant to me, but they matter to some, and they keep trying to get noticed, there’s a lot of noise out there, you gotta produce PORN to get noticed…

Good strategy.

Posted in:Peyton Roi List|SFW

2018

29

Jan

Jen Selter’s Fake Ass of the Day

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Jen Selter is an instagram model or personality because she’s too fucking ugly to be a model….who doesn’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world….but who is making money doing it because she was rocking her fake ass in the right place at the right time when Instagram first happened, when it was desperate for half naked girls, before the the whole world became an instagram model…and got a whole lot of followers at a time when it mattered and decided “Fitness” was her angle, because it would explain her monster ass, instead of it being fake.

She was kicked off a plane for being an entitled cunt on her way out of Miami…

I figure I’ll like AOL about it, they need all the help they can get…like me…but I’ll just focus on the fake ass in a bikini bottom…looking weird, not as weird as her face…as she ages..into ideally oblivion….cuz she’s not just a jacked up mangled body, but also a terrible, spoiled and entitled brat.

Posted in:Jen Selter|SFW

2018

29

Jan

Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Naked of the Day

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Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes are a couple of Victoria’s Secret models being TOTALLY inappropriate for the MALL brand that targets young women….

This is basically SOFTCORE PORN…terrible softcore porn BUT SOFTCORE porn nonetheless…..

Luckily it gives these young girls who follow these models an unrealistic body image issues that are actually realistic if they eat well, and workout and stop being lazy…..which is better for them than follow the fat models…who are disgusting.

I’d rather them follow the genetically modified model made in a test tube by a weirdo biologist….and the token black model…than the fat models…who are disgusting…

Good job girls.

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2018

29

Jan

Miley Cyrus Pussy Flash of the Day

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Miley Cyrus potentially flashed what could be her vagina like old times, because girl’s still got it, which is nice to see…because that’s the only thing I’ve ever really appreciated about Miley Cyrus…her willingness to get naked for attention…amazing.

That said, I accidentally saw her Grammy performance with the homie Elton John and she was wearing a gown, which upset me, I mean not as much as I was upset to be watching a clip from the Grammys, but upset me enough that if I have to look at Miley, and she’s not naked, it’s a waste….

I assumed she got knocked up by her fiance, after her “wild year” as a half naked, vagina exposing, fucked up disney kid, and now she wears gowns and sings with a country twang and everyone buys into her bullshit…like she’s some kind of AMISH woman, who found her way back home after her year off…because people are idiots and believe the marketing hype that is lies…especially with country girls – and fake country girls who grew up in Hollywood…since they have Jesus on their side…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF GRAMMY AWARD PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

29

Jan

Bella Hadid Insta-Thot of the Day

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Bella Hadid is some really manufactured bullshit…an ugly girl who is made to look hot…who understands her angles and how to expose herself to the world so that they continue to pay attention to her.

You know, take over from her sister like the coattail rider, back-up dancer, stand in….who loves every second of it because she knows she’s ugly under the fillers and tits…

Make her mom, a vapid model in her own right, who got paid through the men she married a few times over…proud…and get her dad who was never there for her because he was out fucking models…making her want to be a model even more to get dad’s approval…but more importantly making her dad want to invest in the modeling to get access to more models because he’s a creep and he’s rich…

Either way she’s in her underwear for social media, her hips out of control with the panties jacked up, whatever the fuck this is about I don’t know but it’s here, it’s now, and she’s relevant in the world which amazes me.

Here’s more…of her tits…the stars of her show…

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2018

29

Jan

Camila Cabello Nipples of the Day

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Camila Cabello is some Cuban born in Havana who said some inspiring speech about immigration at the Grammys, because if a Havana born girl like her can make it and be at the Grammys anyone can, so long as they have a petite body, a decent voice and a willingness to show nipples because it’s empowering…and because her career started in a trashy band called Fifth Harmony where she basically booty danced before breaking free and doing her own slutty content without those other girls trying to steal the attention from her…

Who cares, really, she’s got the good outfit choice….WE CAN SEE HER NIPPLES….magical. but I have a thing for Cuban nipples, sure the Cuban nipples I’ve seen have been from Cuban hookers…you see the cheapest all-inclusive vacations you could get as a Canadian have always been to CUBA, prior to Americans being allowed into the country, and the women you can own for the day or the week are VERY affordable thanks to communism…the price to level of hotness is some of the best I’ve seen in sex Tourism…so when I needed a vacation from my wife on the vacation I would go buy love for the afternoon…

But enough about me, it’s about Camila Cabello…and her nipples. The best thing I’ve seen come out of this year’s Grammys so far, which isn’t saying much since the Grammys suck.

Here’s a video of her practicing her “inspiring” lines – you know I like when titty models pretend to have depth and substance…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF GRAMMY AWARD PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

29

Jan

Rita Ora Pussy Grab of the Day

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It was Grammy Weekend, so you know what that means for a bottom feeder who feeds her bottom like Rita Ora….it means TIME TO GET TO WORK….while the execs are in NYC for the bullshit awards…leaving their wives and families back home…

Which is likely why her pussy is being grabbed, or scratched…because everyone in Hollywood has a hard on for each other…and some of them have a hard on for this one…possibly more than one of them did this weekend…her juggling…which is exactly why she’s around, exists, and has a “music” career along with every other career she’s got because girl tries every angle she can…and what it all comes down to is her best angle is her tits.

Here you go:

Here’s some of her social media attention seeking weirdness with the pussy flash on:

TO SEE A BUNCH OF GRAMMY AWARD PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

29

Jan

Joy Corrigan Topless for Guess? Because Some Brands Get What Matters of the Day

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Joy Corrigan has some serious fucking bolt on tits, which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs because she lives in Florida…

She’s been at this for a long time, probably makes a living out of it, has a good life because of it, knows rich guys cuz of it, you know that INFLUENCER hustle….but is still what I would consider an up and coming model because she doesn’t do anything important…

Until today, when she’s made a move from Florida to Palm Springs where she’s involved in some titty shoot for GUESS?

And in this current climate of everyone being so fucking uptight, it’s nice to see a girl topless to sell shitty jeans.

Solid.