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2018

29

Jan

Ariel Winter Workout of the Day

Ariel Winter workout videos on her social media are always funny to me because her progress is non existent….she just keeps getting fatter and fatter…primarily in her tits that she’s already had amputated once and the whole thing is very weird…

It has to be something that is in her contract because I can’t imagine it is designed to inspire anyone, you know “follow my lead and we can get fat together”….or “I workout so that I can eat extra cake and ignore getting fatter”…I don’t get it.

Maybe she thinks she’s hot, these poses are good, the outfits revealing but not in a trashy way…who knows, I’m not on her marketing and PR team…

I just know them tits are sloppy for a 19 year old and I guess that’s all I have to say about that. Revolutionary commentary right here right now right.

Here’s the workout:

Here’s some more of her:

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2018

29

Jan

Naked Man Slaps Military Police and Other Videos of the Day

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Topless Protestor

Idiot Shoots a Cigarette Out of Some Babes Hand….

Vietnamese Girl Beats Guy in Fight

Porch Pirate breaks Her Leg

Drunk British Girl Falls Over

Homeless Man Punches a Random Person

The Worst Vagina You’ll Ever See, Don’t Watch This, Seriously…I only Posted it Because I Couldn’t Not Post It…

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2018

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am part of the #metoo movement. It’s really hard for me to talk about this because as a man, a pervert man, it makes me feel like a bit of a whining bitch, but finally, I need to make it official, if I write it, it means I am facing it, and together, empowering myself and hopefully inspiring others to come out as victims also….

I came home to my wife who is larger than me – and who pays the bills – because I am a deadbeat – therefore the person in the powerposition – wearing a strap on ready to overpower – and because she is larger than – she won…

I should write a think piece for some website that gets views, or maybe make a song about it to perform at the Grammy’s like I was Kesha, only for all these empty people to attach themselves to and be inspired by…

Not because I think men in power positions should use their power to get laid by women to scared to say no or walk…because that’s what not being in the power position is about…

I don’t think men anywhere should assault women, But I’m tired of hearing about it….everywhere we look…

I mean, can’t we collectively work towards something that benefits humanity as a whole, rather than already overpaid rich assholes…

Like overthrowing the government or TAXATION or something?

I mean find a real cause to get behind…

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2018

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder why all the girls I try to casually abduct, never get stockholm syndrome and turn into dick sucking machines…who are happy to fight for my cause like they were Patty Hearst….but instead they call me a creep and demand I unlock the child locks in my wife’s van…

Not that I actually casually abduct women, I always pay them for their time, but it’d be nice to find a woman who wants to be abducted and turned into a dick sucking machine…because dealing with these women with opinions of their own…not adhering to my agenda…gets pretty fucking annoying…

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Reba for KFC – MOCKING TRANNIES – Everywhere – Use a Real Tranny if You’re Gonna Make Tranny Content.
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Cardi B Titty Hustle…
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Weinstein’s Assistant’s Details….About His Penis…
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Chloe Grace Cleavage
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Topless in the Hot Tub
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Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Bullshit COver
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Melissa Benoist in a Pink Dress
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Asshole in a Police Chase Has Crazy Collision
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Australia Day Insanity
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Doctor Who Killed His Wife – Threaten to Kill Himself During Arrest
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50 Cent Made 7 Million Dollars – 13 Million on Bitcoin
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Some Chick Named Natasha on the Beach
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Steven Spielberg is Doing West Side Story…
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Jane Fonda Sells Beverly Hills Mansion
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This KARMA IS A BITCH Viral Trend is Weird
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Reversing on a Highway is Insane
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Taryn Manning is Disgusting Looking – and Mad About her 200 Dollar Dress….
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Trump asks the Guggenheim for Van Gogh, but gets a toilet
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Price is Right Contestant Tries to Kill Drew Carrey
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Madison Beer Got the Cleavage on of the Day
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The Girl Who Gave X-Tina Aguilera a Kidney WHroing Hereself Out
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Suki Waterhouse in a Full Ski Outfit For Attention
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Ashley Benson Giving the FINGER
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Hilary Duff Promoting Glasses
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Katharine McPhee Fat Ass in a Bathing Suit
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Diane Kruger in a Corset
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Megan FOx in Leggings and David from 90210
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Sara Sampaio Skinny at Some Event
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Georgia Harrison Bikini
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Isabella Gomez Cleavage
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Skinny Webcam Girl in Stockings Strips and Masturabtes
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Mariposa Got Great TiTs
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Gina’s Va- GINA
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Hot Nude Photography
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Cam Girl Strips for Delivery Guy –
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Girl and her Intense Bondage Creeps Me Out
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Crazy Chick with Big Tits of the Day
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Spread Ass of the Day
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Hot Chick Showing Off her Lingerie
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Fake Tits at the Pool
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2018

26

Jan

Hilary Duff Tongue VS Jessica Simpson Tongue of the Day

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I want to do some more audience involved in my posts, you know not that there is an audience, but I read that you can’t grow an audience unless you are engaging and get people participating, chatting, discussing, included in what I do here – because its not about me, it’s about YOU…and that’s what we are channeling…

So what do you like better….HILARY DUFF’s TONGUE (ABOVE) or JESSICA SIMPSON’s TONGUE….

We’ll let X-Tina Aguilera rub her pussy while you think about your answer…

This post has been brought to you by 2001…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Hilary Duff|Jessica Simpson|SFW

2018

26

Jan

Brie Larson’s Silly in her Avengers Costume of the Day

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Hollywood is an interesting place…where you can win an Oscar for a movie you barely got paid to be in…but that you did because you knew it would be a critical success and that it would be a critical moment in your career and that it was time to bite the bullet and do something with yourself…for your “ART”….

The takeaway is that they do these riveting movies, to get the hype, to close bigger deals….like being in the AVENGERS…a role that has no acting merit…it’s just fucking porno for nerds…and she’s not even that hot.

So girl, like a whore, is in the acting game for exposure and money…

Acting isn’t an art – it’s a lie – and this costume makes bitch look silly.

That’s all I have to say about that..

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2018

26

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Side Boob of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is that her dad is in business with the PILLOW MAN.

If you have TV, you know who the PILLOW MAN is.

Some ex crackhead, turned PILLOW billionaire all through informercials.

They own some Jesus media company, because like many ex drug addicts, they’ve down Jesus.

That’s the most interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin.

The second most interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin – is that she’s Ireland Baldwin’s cousin who stole Ireland Baldwin’s dream…

The least interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is that she’s some bootleg Kardashain / Jenner / Hadid, attaching herself to as many of the things they do, to seem like she is as relevant as them, and when they fall off because rich girls are lazy, Hailey Baldwin will be positioned to catch the jobs. It’s boring bottom feeding on a high level…and I prefer girls who pave their own way being whores….

But I guess she has to be cautious about her whoring – thanks…to her dad and PILLOW man being Jesus freaks..who exploit and misinterpet Jesus for their own narcisstic needs.

All this to say, who gives a fuck about Hailey Baldwin…

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2018

26

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

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Here’s some Kendall Jenner See Through….

I don’t know what the Kardashians are up to, but the whole lot of them have been hustling to get as much attention as possible this past week, which I guess is nothing new, but is still annoying when they all start hustling together, there’s just so many of them, we feel bombarded and victimized, and have no choice but to pay attention, while brands have no choice by to pay them to do campaigns, because that’s how brands work, they attach themselves to anything, even sex workers who have enough buzz around them…

I’m ready for the Kardashians to disappear, but they never do, thanks to their wizardry…GYPSY spells….and lazy marketing people…but I guess when the nipples come out, nipples get posted….basic scientific / mathematics.

Here she is in some sort of sheer shirt looking like Kim Kardashian

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2018

26

Jan

Martha Hunt Cleavage of the Day

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Martha Hunt went to an event with her titties on….he’s a panty model, spokesperson of the evil underwear empire, hence why she’s got her titties…

I guess Taylor Swift let her out of her cage…because Taylor Swift is stupid rich and collects Victoria’s Secret models, like they are real life barbie dolls to speak to her on some “lost childhood thing”…like she’s Michael Jackson but less talented, interesting, or into molesting children, but being in Taylor Swift’s toy chest is good for business.

I like that Martha Hunt, one of America’s last homegrown model, becuase she’s American, working for an American Brand, amongst all the immigrant models, because all the other American women have gone off and become fat, and Victoria’s Secret still stands by that no fat policy – but they’ll crack…they all crack..

She’s at an event, tittites out, and you like it so here.

Here is her VS Ass.

Here she is getting ready for Last Night’s Festivities – face masked.

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2018

26

Jan

January Jones Erotica of the Day

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January Jones Posts them Nipples for Woman Pride of the Day

January Jones hopped into the water full clothed for a magazine called Violet Grey…showing the nipples for feminine power…

What I like about January Jones is that she made a career for herself without having any real access..which means she was Weinsteined to some capacity and she hasn’t complained about it.

She’s also managed to have a kid that she’s kept the dad secret – because either it happened at a gangbang – or it was with some high powered dude who pays her to shut up – either way – she hasn’t exposed him and accepts who she is and how she got here…

I also like that at 40 years old, she’s still pulling out them tits / nipples / whatever for attention – when really she’s not that interesting or compelling as a star.

Posted in:January Jones|SFW