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2018

03

Jan

Halsey Rippin’ Lines in a Bikini of the Day

Halsey’s got a pretty good ass…I mean she’s 23 but as we can learn from other 23 year olds…not all have good asses…just as Ariel Winter and other fat chicks…

She’s in a bikini, in Miami, being lame as fuck on a boat for the paparazzi, dancing around like an idiot – because like all girls her age…she loves the attention…

So Halsey is the voice you’ve probably heard on at least on shitty radio song that she’s not the star of….you know the featured vocal playing the girl part, because she networked with a couple of dudes who created a viral music, that EDM shit….making videogame music for half retard ADD kids that are now the mainstream….

I used to go to raves because I would drink all night and it was the only place to go – and those raver kids were fucking odd in the late 90s…computer coders, weird awkward girls, all in costumes….but in the 2017s…it’s a bro filled instagram cesspool of shit party….that make girls like Halsey and I guess street drug vendors money..

The world is too weird for me….but here she is in a bikini raging…

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2018

03

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Very Important Nude Pic of the Day

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Kendall Jenner may be some clickbait designed by her money grubbing mother….she may be the clickbait that fell into a family of fame whores that paved the way for her to be a famewhore too….but the reality of it is that it all sort of fell into her lap at a young age…she doesn’t remember a time before the fame thing and the American people being obsessed with her…allowing her skinny body to be used in fashion, a little higher brow than the rest of them, because the fashion industry liked her audience…and paid for that audience…

In her latest news, besides getting her boyfriend to get paternity tests on his kids, to make sure they are his, she’s decided to deleted her app that apparently kids have and follow her like little creeps, even though she’s the worst idol for them to have…vapid, useless and all that other good stuff that comes with being a terrible fucking human / Kardashian…

But the most interesting thing about her is that her dad cut off his dick and goes through life as a woman..that’s gotta fuck a kid up….but I guess when you have no soul, you can’t get fucked up…but you can get naked for a campaign you’re involved in….amazing times…

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2018

03

Jan

Girl in Bikinis Jumping in Snow of the Day

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It’s still cold as fuck, so here’s little bikini snow jump…. a video masterly shot starring two aspiring instagram girls, who unlike most instagram girls, have a bit of a personality and don’t mind looking a little fun and silly and wild, by jumping into the snow in a bikini, because the snow doesn’t phase them, or maybe the level of plastic surgery they have in their faces, asses and tits, have fucked up their nerve endings making them not feel heat or cold…them receptors got turned off from the fillers..

Or maybe I’m just an asshole….who can enjoy girls in bikinis, one with an awesome ass, jumping in snow.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2018

03

Jan

Miley Cyrus Naked Throwboack Pics of the Day

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For some reason these Miley Cyrus pics by Terry Richardson from an era where Miley Cyrus was learning all about being a feminist and about gender rules, disney kid rebellion, child star right of passage, doing the hipster hustle all the instagram girls getting naked were doing, like growing out bush and armpit hair..and getting naked because it’s liberating…all to piss off her fiance…and basically generate buzz to get her paid – and it got her paid…allowing her to focus on her passion…Country Music…because it’s even more lucrative…because Country Folk are forgiving, have longevity or great lifetime value and still buy CDS because them there computers are confusing…

I figure why not post these because they are pretty much the best thing she’s done…unless you’re a fan of The Voice..

I guess this was for some mainstream shoot, but people will call me porn for posting it, fuck you people…

I don’t know how to convince the world that this site is SFW but it is….assholes.

Naked Miley – always new enough to me…

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2018

03

Jan

Britney Spears Loves her Boy Toy of the Day

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Britney Spears tells her boyfriend she loves him – in some post she’s posted to her social media in what we can assume is a cry for help, or a diversion, because clearly the boyfriend is a homosexual actor used to distract her from the prison she is in….and as a gay icon, she’d easily get all the gays striving for a better life…to try to K-Fed her.

Makes sense to me…

But then again, who wouldn’t want Britney Spears as their Girlfriend….she’s medicated, hot bodied, rich as fuck, always working, slaving away for her family really, and you just get to sit back and either be an accessory…or nap by the pool…

It’s a good life being a mooch, I do it on a scaled down version because my obese wife is on Disability for being obese…and it gives me the freedom to do these ever so important posts on Britney Spears.

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2018

03

Jan

Ana Braga Sexy Shower Shoot of the Day

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Ana Braga is my favorite 50 year old Vegas stripper who has taken over my snapchat that you likely don’t follow…at least once…because we are friends like that…and she’s on a mission to get where she wants to go…wherever that is..with money, with fame, with media hits in magazines like a bit of a troll…and she’s out there putting the work in…doing these irrelevant photoshoots for no reason..other than showing off her rocking Brazilian body for a 50 year old, looking like some Pam Anderson inspired back in the 90s when Pam Anderson mattered, trash with bolt on tits that look like they were put on in the early 90s before breast implant technology got sophisticated…

I like it, she’s a fetish, a weird fetish, but a fetish none the less…

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2018

03

Jan

Gangster Maid Pees in Food and Other Videos of the Day

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High Heel to the Belly

Passenger Jumps out of Emergency Exit

Porsche Gets Lit..

New Weaponery of the Day

Tram Driving in Belarus

Girl Robbed at the Bus Stop

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to wish people a happy new year until it gets nauseating, not that I talk to that many people, but the people I do talk to, I just keep on texting them happy new year, in an attempt to break them, where they pay me to stop with NUDES, but it turns out I’m not that compelling of a text friend, and they just end up blocking me….

Know your worth in 2018, if you’re an irrelevant replaceable fuck, don’t try to flex your muscle for nudes, especially in this climate of rape culture, where every “but can you send a pic of your asshole with an object in your pussy”…sent unsolicited is grounds for losing your job, life, going to jail….because that’s the world we live in…

So..Happy New Year you fucks.

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Exploding Snowman
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Jessica Biel’s Thick Thighs in Leggigns
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Unfortunately Kim Kardashian’s Kid Didn’t Die
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2018

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I used to get excited when people would block me on social media, like I was doing something right…I remember I live tweeted the Michael Jackson funeral and lost what I think was 5000 followers on twitter, in what I felt was a success, without realizing then, or even now, you only matter if you have social media following, and that I should have been pandering to the public, rather than repulsing them, so that I can have a mansion, a yacht and all the good things…

Well today, I went onto instagram to check out at least 3 celebs and all had blocked me, without me ever interacting with their content, so they intentionally blocked me…weird…really…but I guess they don’t like me stealing their content to talk shit on them when we live in a world where everyone should be sucked up to…

Bunch of pussies…

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Victoria Justice Awesome Legs
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Women Try to Lift a Car After a Bad Parking Job
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Cutest cat in the WORLD
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Victoria Silvstedt – Nipple Flash
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Paris Hilton Engaged….
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Nikki Reed Nude
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Emmy Rossum – Topless in Shameless
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Jenny Thompson – See Through Shirt
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Selena Gomez Calls Bieber her Husband
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Dave Chappelle’s Defending Louie CK
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The New Matt Lauer
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2018

02

Jan

That Dude Lea Michele Hiding her Man Pussy on the Social Media of the Day

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I don’t know why I’ve taken a liking to calling Lea Michele a tranny…but I have…it just feels right, especially in these gender obscure times of gender ambiguity, where Heteronormativity just doesn’t exist, and we are all allowed to be what we want to be, except other cultures or religions…that’s cultural appropriation..

So I can’t sit here and pretend or demand that the world accept me as a Native American…so that I don’t have to pay taxes…but I can say that you must accept me as a woman…because I guess it’s less offensive to women to appropriate their gender, as it is to Natives to appropriate their culture…

I always wanted to dress like a banana and identify as a banana, tell the governement Bananas can’t pay taxes as a banana, I must be left free to rot in my fruit basket…but no one accepts that…but if I say “I’m a woman”, my gender on my passport becomes an X and I become social media hero

The world is fucked, and I’m going to assume so is Lea Michele, or at least her ass is, thanks to it being her pussy…seeing as she was born male…in my Lea Michele fantasy that is likely no truth…but based on child stars having weird parents who fight for their careers and know girls make more money than boys – despite what hollywood is telling you…

That said, here’s that ass.

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