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2018

Jan

Maitland Ward Vagina Shot of the Day

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Maitland Ward has been the slowest moving pornstar to ever fucking happen..

If this woman at 25, or 30, or however old she was when Boy Meets World just bit the bullet and jumped into nude modeling, when she wasn’t old as fuck, you know doing lesbian porn, or just solo videos in the 90s when porn chicks got paid, she could have had a fucking empire…

Jenna Jameson, who didn’t have TV fame to launch her career, would do 12 scenes a year, or 12 fucks a year for her site that she sold for 30 million dollars or more…

I would argue that a 1996 Maitland Ward could have been just as big, if not bigger, thanks to the TV coverage….when she was still at her hottest….

But like so many girls she thought she was too good for that, but at 45 years old, I guess realizes that tits get hits, theres nothing wrong with being naked and sex work, and here’s her fucking pussy to prove that…in a “if you were going to show your damn pussy eventually, you shoulda done it when it really fucking mattered”…but I guess you’re never too old to do what you’re destined to do….

And with that, here’s her pussy, looking like a Walmart Cashier…

Here’s her Boy Meets World erotica that could have launched her to way more than this….

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2018

Jan

Idiot Fireworks Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Friendly Crocodile

Idiot of the DAy

Baby Elephant Birth – Terrifying

Idiot Pedestrian

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2018

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about being disgusted by fucking your wife – so that you can’t stand the idea of being up in her cunt – is that there is always a woman out there (or man for those of you disgusted by your wife’s cunt for reasons deeper than her being a fucking pig of a woman and more to do with you being into Gay Porn) who will be willing to fuck you because they too are disgusted by the person they ended up in a virtual prison with…

Sure, it’s the basis of sites like AshleyMadison, but also Tinder and Facebook and really any social network or real life social network like work, or night classes, or the church group that offers you temptation…making you a sinner all over some other bitch’s belly….and when you throw your life away for that bitch…you can end up hating her and the decision you made and find another girl to do it with…and you don’t even need to be rich or a stud to do it, there are pathetic women everywhere, it’s actually the norm…not everyone at Walmart is a top exec or a Walton, the place needs Cashiers you know…and those Cashiers need dick like they need Minimum wage…

Because everyone is disappointed in life, but at least we’re in this misery together..

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Rose McGowan VS Robert Rodrigues Now
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Canadian Dan Cuts a Snow Cake with a Sword – Because This is What Canandians do
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This is What Happens when it Snows in the South
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Meghan Merkle News – Who Cares
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Gal Gadot in a Yellow Dress
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2018

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Have you ever had a random fat 20 something year old girl who you swiped on TINDER and was weird enough to ask you on a drive, to actually hang out, only to pick you up and rip lines in the driver seat of her car off a CD case, before taking you to a bar and buying you drinks with her hooker money, or money you learned was her hooker money, after getting drunk enough and being taken back to her car and forced to eat her out…by her demanding I eat her “WOMBAT HOLE”….or she wouldn’t drive me home…not realizing I eat “WOMBAT HOLES” for a fucking living…and have no real rules or regulations when it comes to “WOMBAT HOLES” other than not calling them fucking WOMBAT holes…

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Driver Gets Help Getting Into Garage by Other Driver
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Weirdest Cat in the World
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Halsey Snorting Coke
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Iceland New Years Eve Fireworks
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Taylor Hill – Bikini Cameltoe – Is Hot…
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Charli XCX for Love Calendar…
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CNN Repoter Getting High in Denver on NYE
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Ana Braga Topless
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Jodie Foster VS Superhero Movies – Because they Suck…
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Scar Jo – in Costume – for Nerd Shit
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Aunt Jackie at the Palm Springs Film Festival
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BMW vs PRius
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Girl Wipes Out the Claw Machine…
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Japanese Chick Shaves her Pussy on Snapchat – Weirdness
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Some chick with a Wand Masturbating
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2018

Jan

Taylor Hill’s Racy Skimpy Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Hill is some All-American looking Victoria’s Secret model, who like all the other Victoria’s Secret models, is tall and skinny the way a woman who gets paid to showcase her body should be…I mean she’s getting paid to be hot, that’s the single thing she’s being paid to do, to be a fat lazy pig about it, would be the equivalent of being some middle of the road call center girl, who hates the idea of working…but loves her cats, ice cream and the idea of a romantic getaway one day….

What I am saying is that unrealistic expectations aren’t that unrealistic, when you can clearly see it exists, and if girl wants that million a year to just be herself in images, she sure as hell better have a million dollar body…that she works on…

These fat girls move in, like fat girls trying to get a piece of every fucking pie, hence why they are fat…and they try to overthrow what we are into…because they aren’t part of it…cuz they are too lazy to eat well and exercise….

So seeing Taylor Hill in her bikini is great, especially since it’s a skimpy, tight fitting, one size too small even bikini jacked up in her twat that showcases her pussy

I dig it…but wish I was digging it out with my teeth..

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2018

Jan

Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

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The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is:

Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, or just starting out as one, since Victoria’s Secret is really all she’s done, except apparently a few GUESS? Campaigns…

The second weirdest fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is that she was a professional basketball player in Sweden, before deciding to be a model…which I guess is the natural thing a fit and tall girl would do…

I just assumed she was a nude model, doing nude shoots, which has always been my angle on her, nude model turned VS model thanks to photogs she shot nude with, to encourage women to shoot naked pics, to one day be VS models too but I think she’s actually like a Candice Swanepoel, only existent because of Victoria’s Secret…they have a way of recruiting the pussy like masterful pimps…

I like her fit as fuck, skinny as fuck body….it’s good while in Costa Rica being a hippie surfer…and I like the skinny as fuck half naked as fuck body and I’d like to thank Victoria’s Secret for keeping up this unrealistic ideal of women, in an era where the fat and the weak whiners are trying to ruin that dream.

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2018

Jan

Selma Hayek – Massive Tits – For a Film Festival of the Day

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Selma Hayek was at a film festival, because she’s a famous Mexican actress who made it in America based on her talents alone, I mean that and her ability to be sexually harassed until she has to rat out her pervert aggressors after the money has long been in the bank, because these tits, that she’s very liberal with, and has been her whole career because she knew they were key tools in Mattering…..are seductive…but as we’ve learned…just cuz a ho is a ho is a ho – doesn’t mean we’re allowed to offer them career advancement for sex…even after they accept…but decide 10 years later it was a bad choice cuz it’s too far gone to go back on and take away from her..

All these people – nuts.

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2018

Jan

Selena Gomez New Face For Coach of the Day

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Selena Gomez is some real fucking bullshit…but I do like that she’s actually had a Kidney Transplant, even if she was destined to die, but too rich to die, which in and of itself is unfair…but at least she had that Kidney Transplant so that we know her disease is actually real…prior to that, I just assumed she was angling it to get sympathy from people, like she did with her

She’s been cast for this campaign with COACH, paid a lot of fucking money she likely doesn’t actually deserve, but that she gets thanks to a series of events, or lies, from a mother who whored her to Disney as a kid, to having a lot of followers on social media after sucking Zuckerberg dick to getting sympathy from all for a disease and now an Organ transplant…it’s just a good management team, PR Team, and hustle, while she sits back and lets it all happen…..

All you need is thatbasic marketing team that go for the easy solution, thanks to laziness…with lots of budget who are like “let’s choose Selena Gomez”…when no one ever actually cares about Selena Gomez…..except maybe the people she houses for their organs like a crazy person she likely is…she was raised in Hollywood you know.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

Jan

Charlotte McKinney’s Butt is Not her Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney decided to start posting titty pics, bikini pics, slutty pics on her social media the last couple of days, in what I can assume is her New Years Resolution, in attempt to get her 2018 started right, maybe to try to get some attention to herself, maybe to try to make some money, or maybe to make some rich boyfriend jealous, reminding him what she’s capable of and what she’s all about, even though she doesn’t post on the regular, that requires too much effort to take a slutty selfie…you know cuz these instagram girls, for the most part, are just that fucking lazy…

Well, it turns out that one of her posts involved her ass, where you will see, is not quite as impressive as her tits…but I guess is still better than her bunk face.

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2018

Jan

Bella Hadid for Vogue Korea of the DAy

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Here are some pictures of Bella Hadid that will remind all of you that Bella Hadid’s face is fucking creepy, even terrifying, and that will hopefully remind Bella Hadid to keep her focus on her body and not her face, because despite all the attention she’s getting, the hype that’s around her, it’s just fake news and marketing….she isn’t actually hot, not even with all her face injections, she is just an average at best, overrated, but at least she’s not fat trying to make it as a fat chick because there’s nothing more offensive than that…not even a rich kid making it in the world of fashion thanks to being rich and having a sister pave the way for her and a dad pay the bills to get her famous for her…without any of that, she’d likely be none of this…but she’s still work a fuck, provided her pussy isn’t banged out too hard by all the black cock she’s taken…you know for you micro cock…not that that would happen, we’re talking hypotheticals here.

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