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2018

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got this email today from a girl with a link to one of her nudes…

These pictures were private for my ex husband and of me 20 years ago. After we divorced he started a abuse campaign against me. And started posting my pictures in the internet. I am taking legal actions against my ex-husband but in the meantime the pictures are being spread all over the internet.

I am posting it because if you take nude pics, even 20 years ago, almost PRE-INTERNET on a bootleg digital camera…you’re still eligible for a smear campaign by a bitter MAN….who has no respect for a woman who broke his heart and who instead tries to shame her…

So remember if you get naked ever…the person you’re getting naked for…husband or not…will likely not be the only person who sees you naked…especially if you email me with a link to your nude you hot set of titties….

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Gillian Anderson Still Insists She’s Done with X-Files
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The Sound of Lifting 360 KG
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Paul Sorvino Threatens to Kill Harvey Weinstein. I Dont’ Buy It
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Karreuche Tran in a Bikini
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Ellen Alexander TITTY SLIP
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Carrie Underwood Fell Down the Stairs Because She Was Drunk and Her Husband Cheated on Her
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Rita Ora’s Nipple
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Truck VS Bridge It Doesn’t Fit Under
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Nick Jonas is Fucking Demi Moore
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Diane Kruger on Getting Over Joshua Jackson….
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Meerkat Feeding Time
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Spiderman 3D Art
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Charlotte McKinney got the Big Tits On
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Hot German Model of the Day
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In Nonsense Reality Tv Style Tabloid Publicity Stunts – Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are BOTH presenting at the Golden Globes
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Ice Breaking Ducks are my Favorite Thing Ever
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What Happens when it Snows in the South
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Elsa Hosk – Bikini SLut
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Selena Gomez Mexico Bikini Pics
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Some RHEA DURHAM CHICK in a Bikini
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The Girl Who Gave Selena Gomez a Kidney is Doing Magazines
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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Hot
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Hailee Steinfeld is Hot in Marie Claire
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Cassie Ventura in a Bikini
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Suzanne Somer’s Face Has Been Put Through a Cheese Grater
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Some Sleena Gomez Titty from November
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Brooke Burke – Posing in the Park
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Actress Jime Ray Newman Naked in RUBBERNECK
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Fat Ass Cam Girl Farting!!
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Bring Your Daughter to Work – The Porno
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Seriously Monster Tits
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Just a Girl Banging a Puppet
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The Biggest Whore on YOUTUBE
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Titties in the Kitchen
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Hot Naked Chick Named Cecelia in the Sand
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Amazing Girl Doing Flexbility Training…
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Some Chick Named Olga – Naked
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Cam Girls in Costume….
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Women Have Better Orgasms from Masturbating
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Top 10 Amateur Videos of 2017
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Drunk Girl Blows a Dude at the Beer Garden
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Who Gave Granny a Dildo
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Amateur Chick Named LittleBaby – Looking Hot Hot
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Hitachi Magic Wand Killer
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2018

Jan

Michelle Rodriguez Nipple of the Day

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Nothing says Happy New Year, Welcome to 2005, like a Michelle Rodriguez titty flash, you know since she was only relevant in 2005…I mean except maybe for a minute where there was fucking Cara Delevingne in Cara Delevingne’s quest to be famous, and Michelle Rodriguez’s attempt to get some media hype in the tabloids so people rememebered her overly muscular dude-like body is still a “sex symbol” worthy of some action films where she does her own stunts cuz she’s a dude…a dude with a dark nipple being flashed…

You probably like this, you sick fuck…

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2018

Jan

Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves….

BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS, she was in see through bikini….Kathy Ireland got the cover that year, but Elle Macpherson was jerked off to a disgusting amount thanks to porn not being readily available….

SO…she’s got a place in my heart…she represents a pure, innocent time when models were still hot to me, and not just clickbait clickbaiting on social media for followers.

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2018

Jan

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears has been allowed out of her cage for some vacation time in Hawaii, but what you don’t see in these pictures is the dudes with the cattle prods 15 feet behind her, in the event she tries to pull a Point Break and run out into the ocean for freedom, or really do any stunt to try to escape the prison she lives in…thanks to parents wanting to control the money.

You know, give her a Hawaii vacation in her medicated state and girl will be like, “I’m on vacation, I took a plane, I see a beach, I work so hard and get to celebrate that work, because I am a slave for you, you being my dad, like every family in the western states do…because we don’t need a passport to get there”…

Poor thing…exploited like a human trafficked 12 year old…right before our very eyes, in public, like nothing is happening, thanks to the world being a bunch of passive fucks taking selfies…to blind to see the girl is suffering here…but too medicated to know..which I guess isn’t suffering at all…ignorance is bliss….

She’s pretty fucking hot…I am a fan.

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2018

Jan

Karlie Kloss in Leggings of the Day

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I’ve always said that Karlie Kloss, or as she prefers to be called, Taylor Swift’s life-sized Barbie, who was once owned by Taylor Swift and lived with Taylor Swift, in what could have been a weird sexual fetish, where Taylor put her Barbie up in her pussy, when she wasn’t brushing her Barbie’s hair, or dressing her Barbie, in a weird “I had no childhood, I was making country songs” weirdness that is Taylor Swift…..is the worst of the Victoria’s Secret models…because she was an actual model pushing 6 foot 3 and big as hell…not the kind of thing I’d want to see in lingerie ever…

Well, I stick to that, but would also like to add leggings to the mix, because ultimately I love leggings, but don’t really care to see Karlie Kloss in leggings…and that in and of itself is insanity…

I don’t know why she exists, but I know why Taylor Swift replaced her in some Toy Story storyline of getting herself some Tim Allen voiced toy, throwing away the Forrest Gump voiced toy…only the Victoria’s Secret model version…Rich people are fucked.

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2018

Jan

Bella Hadid Spreads her Legs for Fashion of the Day

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Bella Hadid looks like a rat faced monster to me, even with her face injections and lips…she’s just got that pointy look that makes me want to hide my cheese, call my exterminator, because it’s ultimately, pretty terrifying…

But she does have the tits, probably not real titties, but titties never the less, that could be for all we know from her Palestinian roots, because I hear under the capes, those Arab girls got them big old tits, but who really knows….

She does have her long model legs, that she likely inherited by her mom, who was a model, who decided her daughters should be models, because she’s vapid like that, and excited because look what it did for her, it got her a rich husband that led to more rich husbands….and little brats who

She’s getting paid by some shoe company to promote the shoes because her sister she mooched off of has faded out and only does a few campaigns, working is for suckers…and the Jenners who the sister mooched off of are too high profile…while the next one in line…the Baldwin…is not quite where she needs to be because the ugly one, this one, Bella, is loving being hot for the first time in her weird looking life….

Here’s the video:

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2018

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio must still really drive sales for Victoria’s Secret, because otherwise I’m sure they would have canned her on her 40th birthday, because as we know, being a 40 year old bikini and lingerie model can be viewed as either really impressive, like “wow, that girl can pull off bikini and lingerie at 40, that’s insanity, she must have a really good face injector plastic surgeon, workout regimen, access to biohacking medicine, cuz that’s not normal, let’s celebrate her”……GIVE THIS GIRL A BOOK DEAL…

Or as “damn bitch, you’re 40, put your damn robe on and focus on being a mom to your 15 year old, we get it your fit, skinny, whatever, but it’s weird to want to be bikini clickbait”…except that the brand pays her millions upon million a year…so it all makes sense and as long as she’s not fat in her quest to get half naked…I’ll still stare…and really even if she got fat I’d still stare…

If anything I want to showcase her to make all the other 40 year olds aging like shit realizing that they are fucking pathetic failures, lazy as fuck slobs, who don’t have what it takes to deserve being fucked….since most moms pretend the pregancy made them fat…when really they made themselves fat and liked it so stayed that way…

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2018

Jan

Gal Gadot’s Got the Hard Nipples on of the Day

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I don’t buy into the whole Gal Gadot thing, I think she’s full of shit, angling as this feminist leader because she was in Wonder Woman, which in and of itself is just objectifying women, but if you cast a woman director and a woman and pretend it’s women empowerment the Hollywood idiots who think Action Comic Book movies are the answer to all, buy into the nonsense, and thus so do the idiot fans….

The highlight of her is that there’s a conspiracy around Gal Gadot, your Wonder Woman, because of Israel.

They are saying that she’s a Mossad secret agent, which would explain why she’s got famous, because why the fuck would anyone give her fame unless there was some Israel based conspiracy…

Hollywood is run by Jewish folk, and guilt for being rich Hollywood Jewish folk, would make them keen to partner up with an Iraeli…I used to know a rich girl who dated and Israeli, she was Jewish and her family would go nuts for this guy, anything he said or did they loved, even though he was just fucking the girl cuz she was rich and a way to America…they were blinded by Israel…

If she was a Mossad agent, it would make her a little more interesting, but I say she’s just a vapid chick who thinks she’s hotter than she is and her fans are fucking weirdos…and her hard nipples are really all they care about they buy into her overrated nonsens…but here are the nipples…at some film event because she’s legit now…apparently..

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2018

Jan

Tallulah Willis in Weird Underwear Pretty Much Pussy Flashing of the Day

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Why the long face Tallulah Willis?

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I mean this bitch’s face is built like a snowboard….it’s ski season up here and I guess in Montana or Wyoming or wherever it is they are from..these Willis kids raised in the woods with extreme wealth but still bratt rich celebrity kids who think they are down to earth.

I like it…

Now back to the snowboard looking face that reminds us that Demi and Bruce didn’t have compatible DNA, this thing is long with curved edges, ready to be ridden / jumped on….because it’s flashing her underwear that is pretty see through underwear, an invite really to have you enter her realm of that Demi Moore and Bruce Willis built “GINA”…

Because if that’s not an INVITE…I don’t know what is…but then again I’ve never been invited to parties ever…I’m that kid no one likes around because I smell and I offer no compelling conversation, insight, good times….so I dont get invited places…but it looks like an invite I’ve read about on fetish porn sites….

But this is the Social Justice Feminist era, so if girls you know do this, as if you know girls, and you take them up on it….you’re at risk of being charged as a sex offender because with empowerment means a girl can show you her underwear, panties, and wear a short skirt with no panties to a club, where she dances pussy out and spread doing some kind of drunken pussy show….but you can’t use that as an assumption she wants your disgusting pervert fingers up in her…

In this era, a woman must sign the consent form because as a woman she can show her vagina to the world like a little kid with behavioral issues due to bad parents and childhood trauma…like their mom is a hooker they are forced to watch fuck in their one bedroom home….and the world must embrace it and not masturbate or sexualize it….which is easy in Tallulah’s case…even though I find her hot…like a cartoon character…..who can’t keep her damn pants on…not for Instagram…that’d be crazy…to think a woman or man really keeps her genitals to her damn sense…what’s empowering about being classy like that…

I guess what I am trying to say is this bullshit is so crazy, this feminist so crazy, no one asked to see Tallulah’s panties, yet I’ve seen them….and if I comment on them…I’m the predator…well…she’s baiting…wanting you to be masturbating…why the fuck else would she flash her panties…and really the REAL question in all this is why the fuck is she wearing panties anyway…boy panties or not…I thought part of feminism was not wearing panties…it’s all so confusing…and let’s just call a spade…a long streteched out spade a fucking spade…she’s clickbaiting…not a feminist…but an exhibitionist…and she likes attention.

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2018

Jan

Lady Gaga Got that Thong On of the Day

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I wonder who told Lady Gaga that because she’s able to sing, and manipulate the human race with her song, like some kind of computer program that knows exactly what rhythms or sequences of sounds the brain responds to, because I have never actively listened to a lady gaga song but could probably sing ever single one of her songs – which in and of itself is terrifying…I was watching some bullshit gameshow the other day and the question was to name Taylor Swift songs, I couldn’t do it, but if that was Lady Gaga – I’d be the fucking winner….which is clearly some kind of sorcery, that makes sense, because when you look at her mangled face, it’s obvious she’s a fucking witch but that said….I have no idea why she thinks she should be sexual object, in her sexually liberated, sexual exhibitionist, bullshit…busting out her thong bikini and showing her ass, which I would say is her best feature, an ass I’ve personally grabbed in an era before the Weinsteins and the grabbing a girl’s ass when uninvited was ok…she didn’t even feel my aggressive grabs and the security didn’t notice…because it was minutes before Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am had a fist fight…weird times…but her ass was good then…10 fucking years ago…and she’s still promoting it now…but in no way is Lady Gaga something to ever jerk off to unless you’re weird…she’s an ugly woman, with shameless and stupid tactics that got her seen, noticed, rich…when bitch should just focus on her damn brainwashing songs…

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