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2017

29

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been thinking a lot about my 2018 resolutions….I mean in the last few minutes because I believe everyday is a disappointment groundhog day facing the same nonsense struggles…

I’ve thought “2018, I’ll beat diabetes by getting my prediabetic ass on a ketosis clean diet and fitness program”….cuz I don’t want to die

I’ve though “2018, I’ll take Drunkenstepfather, a dying art form no one recognizes as an art form, even though people who are celebrated as artists are far less consistent than me, mainstream and get rich with book deals”..

But the only thing I’m going to actually try and commit to is getting anus pics of girls on social media – because the anus, as I’ve mentioned, is the gateway to the girl’s soul…

Here are some stepLINKS…

BOOTY BOXING BAG
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Kendall Jenner is Shutting Down her App
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Mariah Carey Makes a Fuck Ton of Money Every Christmas
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Stephanie Tanner Meth Tits
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Bravo Won’t Fire Arrested Reality Star
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Jealous Husky of the Day
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TRUCK ACCIDENT OF THE DAY
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Shitty Haircut Got Hair Stylist Arrested
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2017

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know how irritating it is to talk to people about the weather, it’s the small talk that translates to go fuck yourself, I don’t care about you, I don’t care about what you think, or what you have to say, it’s just a polite way to say “you’re nothing to me, but we’re forced to communicate, let’s talk weather”…

But it’s so fucking cold here in Canada, that I think my PENIS has officially become invisible…now I can tell girls that I have a superhero cock, he’s no longer the disappearing man, or mighty mouse miniture pony…he’s the invisible cock…and that will definitely make those girls who typically laugh at my unsolicited dick pics…bow down to their hero…..right?

Is it 2018 yet?

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Little Book of Big Tits
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Ariel Winter Fat Legs
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Bono Says Music has Got Girly, Girly People Find that Offensive because GENDER NEUTRALITY
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Merry Skidmas
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Most Expensive Art in 2017
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Guy Tests Shock Collar on his Leg
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Minka Kelly Big Cleavage
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Men are Wearing Black for the Golden Globes Like Idiots
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Jemma Lucy – Terrifying Nipple SLip
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Shitty Haircut Gets Hair Stylist Arrested
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Floppy Disk Boombox
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Real Housewife Beats her Housekeeper
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Paris Hilton’s Night Club in her House
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Madison Beer – Slutty Outfit
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Bird Laughing in SLow Motion
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The Story of “Sandstorm”
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Rick and Morty on the Jazz Piano
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Oliva Munn Clickbait in a Romper
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Lewis Hamilton Mocks Nephew in a Dress – Forgetting that Genders Don’t Exist
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Paris Jackson – Bikini
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Italian Grandma Learns Google Home
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Miley Cyrus is Not Having a Wedding
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Martha Hunt – Maxim Australia
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From the Forum

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Kelly Bensimon Old Lady Bikini
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Izabel Goulart – Hot Lady Bikini
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Pam Anderson Hot in a Slutty Dress with Teens
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Jenny Garth No Make-up
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Diana Kruger Legs
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girls Sleeping – Erotica
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Kate Upton Tits Running on the Beach
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Pretty Naked TWERK
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Naked Workout
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Pussy in the Sand
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Just Some Lesbians
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Naked Hulla Hoop and Yoga on a Fat Ass
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Japanese BLOB COCK
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THE BEST IN SEX
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Blonde with a Glass Dildo
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2017

28

Dec

Lindsay Lohan WAS BITTEN BY A SNAKE in a Bikini and Survived of the Day

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YOU CAN’T KILL LOHAN…

Lindsay Lohan is in Phuket in Thailand, which is where she goes to unwind, you know because she’s so stressed being an emotionally unstable child star who has denounced her American citizenship and sold herself to rich arab men, that have contributed to her weird new accent…

While on a hike, she got bit by a snake, which in and of itself is gnarly as fuck, terrifying really, the most deadly snakes are in Thailand…and girl survived, I assume due to being so medicated and her ability to metabolize drugs, the venom just made her feel a little light headed and now it’s her new drug of choice….while most people would have died…

The reality is..Lohan can’t die….she lives forever….and is in a bikini…HOT….all mangled and shit.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

28

Dec

Faces of Meth Steph Tanner in a Bikini of the Day

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Faces of Meth childstar Jodie Sweetin, who you probably remember as Stephanie Tanner on Full House during your TGIF ABC jerk off sessions….who I never found that cute, and apparently either did the industry because post Full House she fell into meth, marrying civil servants, doing the total opposite of what you’d expect of a child star…that show, whether it deserved it or not, was fucking huge…

Well, now she’s older, a mom, off Meth, divorced, back to acting on the remix of Full House that sucks, but that is the only work she gets, and she’s in a bikini…

Not as fun as a once famous girl trying to get a hit with her big tits…but still a child star, re-invented as an adult star of some real shit…half naked…

I’d watch the sex tape, even if I still don’t find her that cute, I’m more into the Jesus Freak one…at last now that this one is off meth…I am not satisfied unless the woman in question is addicted to something…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

28

Dec

Elle Fanning Titties in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the sister of a child star, who may also be a child star, but who I think the parents cultivated to be an adult star, because statistically they knew the one they used to open the doors as the child star was not the cute one who had a chance to continue as an adult star, not to mention child stars get all fucked up and can’t carry on the career even if they try… and that they needed this one as the safety to continue the family legacy or family business…

She’s in a sports bra. It looks good.

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2017

28

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Slutty Old Model in a Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is looking old in her face, maybe it’s that South African sun beating the fuck out of her, maybe it’s the fact that she’s old as fuck, I mean she’s been in the getting half naked game for a long time….meaning she’s seen some shit…but more importantly..she’s old as shit…

But she’s still got a body and willingness to shamelessly post her bikini wearing tits to social media – for clicks – because I guess they get bonuses for that by their pimp – Victoria’s Secret and the good news is I like sluts.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

28

Dec

Kate Bosworth is Porn to Me of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is porn to me…

I think she’s wonderful….she’s skinny and she’s hot and I never really understood why her career never really took off…she was a surfer chick in Blue Crush, hot sure, but memorable or relevant or a real talent that deserves academy awards…not so much…

She’s got two different colored eyes, which is creepy and hot in and of itself…and she’s gone onto model and do brand deals for fashion rather than work in the movies…and now at 40…she still looks amazing…and deserves more acting work…get her on the screen instead of the trolls we’re forced to watch over and over…I’m talking to you J.Law, Kendrick, Fanning and whoever the fuck else is played the fuck out…

Kate Bosworth is the future, I mean statistically, not so much…she’s done…but NEVER done to me.

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|SFW

2017

28

Dec

Ana Braga Pantsless In Front of her Dirty Sheet of the Day

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Ana Braga is a friend of the site, I mean at least she’s been friendly enough with me and I didn’t even have to pay her for lap dances, because she had an understanding of how she needed to get some following on social media, because its easy and increases her celebrity, her hooker rates, and all that other good stuff….and what better way to do that than to work with IMPORTANT sites like this, taking over my snapchat – or more interestingly, taking on the clickbait – thematic shoots – like this one for New Years – knowing that people need content for their sites to celebrate any given holiday – so clever really…clever…

The amazing thing in all this is that she’s LEGIT 50 years old…a magcial creature really.

Posted in:Ana Braga|SFW

2017

28

Dec

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato took a bikini selfie, because Demi Lovato is no longer a fat sloppy chick celebrating equality and inclusiveness, and protesting body shaming…she’s taken the vapid Kardashian route of trying to look as plastic and slutty as possible….it makes you more money and gets you more positive feedback from dudes in an time when you’re recently single…that whole fat chick in no make-up thing…sloppily dancing on stage for her fans who connected to her thanks to her fans being fat slobs too..

I always wondered about her fan base, because I had never met a Demi Lovato fan in my life, yet I knew she existed..but then I took an UBER and the woman driver, who was likely 300 lbs was super pumped because a new Demi Lovato song dropped that day….girl in all her weird social awkwardness…pretty much these disney obesessed weirdos you seen in Florida with Mickey Mouse dolls on their dashboard….who moved to Florida to be closer to Disney…because it’s just them and their cats….what the fuck else are they to do….wait out winter too? That’s crazy talk.

Here are more slutty pics of the fat chick turned clickbait chick…who’s always been bullshit chick.