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2017

27

Nov

Kelly Gale in Bikini of the Day

Kelly Gale is a Playboy model….

Who has polarized things and is now a Victoria’s Secret model…which is weird…

I don’t know how a Playboy model becomes a Victoria’s Secret model, you know because Playboy is ghetto…and should discriminate the models…while all the other people on their roster does naked for fashion…all the fucking time, so why would Playboy for this one.. be any different…I guess it’s different times, or the corruption and inconsistencies that are the foundation of society…inconsisten

She’s wet for the paparazzi and it’s looking good….but she is a Playboy model who converted to Victoria’s Secret, something most Playboy models give up on when they decide to do Playboy, like “end of the career but I need to go for something that will get me attention because I am getting old”…but somehow she polarized it and the mainstream moved in…

I guess Playboy doesn’t blacklist you when everyone in the world is an exhibitionist whore.

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2017

27

Nov

Ready To Drop Alba of the Day

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Jessica Alba’s got the fat ass stomach and titties….because she’s part Mexican and pregnant…which means she should be 300 more pounds than this…

She’s not hot, because she’s pregnant really, but also because she’s old…

I never really understood her hype, she wasn’t anything interesting or talented and she didn’t ever do any really solid movies, but she’s famous as fuck, probably a terrible fucking human…but she’s breeding and that’s exiciting, I mean not really, but maybe some of you perverts want to see her spawns in 18 years….you know prepping for the level of fucked up they’ll be..especially now that she’s a billionaire…

Either way, alba, who gives a fuck and why am I putting these up….milk filled tits? Ok.

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2017

27

Nov

Natalie Gulbis LPGA Old Timer in a Bikini of the Day

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Natalie Gulbis is a LPGA golfer who has been on the circuit for 17 years.

I don’t watch LPGA golfing, or any golf because it bores me..

I don’t like golf as a game, or concept and the dudes who are all about golf are the bros I try to avoid…who you may be.

I do not find the sport to be a sport, sure there’s skill involved, but walking around with a bunch of white dudes in dumb outfits hitting a ball into a hole seems like a waste of fucking time, and even pretty fucking gay cuz there’s no pussy…I mean unless you’ve got this old thang in on it…

So golf hate or not, I don’t mind golf tits, even if it’s 17 years too late

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2017

27

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old and in a bikini – because thanksgiving is a time to show off that you’ve never eaten more than 1000 calories in a day – as it will fuck with your sugar babying tactics… because when you reach a certain age, there is always going to be a dude 25 years older than you who thinks you’re hot, likes your dick sucking experience, enjoys being able to fist a girl with more ease than if she was 20 years old, while not looking like a total pervert misusing his wealth…by choosing a more refined woman than a young hot one…but rather take the old hot one who’s not that old, but has a level of fame and brand name to make her of more value than the other hotness out there scamming…

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2017

27

Nov

Gal Gadot is a Mossad Agent of the Day

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I didn’t read all this, but apparently there’s a conspiracy around Gal Gadot, your Wonder Woman, because of Israel.

They are saying that she’s a Mossad secret agent, which would explain why she’s got famous, because why the fuck would anyone give her fame unless there was some Israel based conspiracy…..

I just assumed it was Jewish guilt from the producers….who hired an Israeli girl since she fought for their country…while they were in Beverly Hills sitting by the pool on a pile of money…

But here’s some angling they are putting out on her to make her Wonder Woman seem more legit…

Here’s the story, that’s probably just a story….

The paper, a daily known as Al Liwaa, published an image of Gadot on their front page Monday, claiming in a report (via The Times of Israel), that she was actually Collette Vianfi, an agent from Israel’s international spy agency who was allegedly recruited to work with Lebanese actor and playwright Ziad Itani, who was arrested on Friday on charges of “collaborating” with Israel and gathering information about political figures.

Gadot has not commented yet on the claims that she is Vianfi, or a member of the Israeli National Intelligence Agency.

Gadot was crowned as Miss Israel back in 2004. She did serve a compulsory two year stint in the Israeli Defense Forces afterwards. She later went on to star as Gisele in “Fast & Furious,” “Fast Five” and “Furious 7,” and as Natalie Jones in “Keeping Up with the Joneses.” She has become a bigger Hollywood name in the last year for her role as Wonder Woman…blah blah blah….who cares…

I mean it’s nice to see that even spies can become vapid Hollywood rich people, who likely aren’t spying on shit anymore, you know sitting by the pool on that pile of money in California does that to a secret agent.

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2017

27

Nov

Samara Weaving Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Samara Weaving posted some social media porn, because I guess Thanksgiving does that to people, especially Australians, because Australians are always horny…and when they finally make it in America…they are just pussy drippin’ everywhere….all over the place it’s exciting…so share that shit with the internet fans…

You see all these girls trying to be famous, post this shit, but even when becoming semi famous, bitches post this shit.

She was in a Bella Thorne movie and some show about Single Mothers, that people are liking….

It only makes sense to post pretty fucking naked lingerie pics…you know…art.

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2017

27

Nov

Rita Ora In a Bathing Suit Clickbaiting of the Day

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Rita Ora is in a bikini, showing off her ass, because I guess she feels like she’s over exposed her tits to the point of no one caring, even though the fact people paid notice, or even remotely cared, blows my fucking mind….since she’s pretty much a nobody..

A nobody who makes music that nobody has heard, but she keeps trying to exist in an era after Jay Z dropped her off his label because he has Rihanna and doesn’t need a cruise ship version of her…

I don’t know what her deal is, but she’s famous in europe…so here..

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2017

27

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tranny Titties of the Day

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Look it’s Bruce Jenner’s spirit animal, the pussycat doll he watched dance in videos and on stage over and over again, building up confidence to eventually get the chop, you know since it worked out so well for this dude…no one even know she was a dude, not even from her flamboyant stripper dance routine that was parody of women, all cuz of the tits…

Proving, it’s easier to get a sex change before you’re famous if you want to troll the world.

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2017

27

Nov

Olivia Wilde Still in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I was just told by one of my holes that Olivia Wilde was a hot chick on the OC where she played a Lebsian….I guess I could have worked that one out on my own but if you read this site, you’ll know that putting work into figuring out who the bikini or in this case mom in a one piece because her body hasn’t bounced back and she’s insecure about it, even though she’s made it in America, not to mention she’s a rich kid who doesn’t need to make it, hence why she’s so vapid and vain and putting an importance on her looks, when there’s nothing else for her to really put her efforts into….it’s the definition of Hollywood…

She’s not that great, but not much is, it’s this or it’s instagram sluts half naked…and this get paid to be in movies so by default more worth it…

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2017

27

Nov

Ariel Winter’s Gunt of the Day

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Here’s celebrity from mainstream TV, hit sitcom, cast member, and human pile of SLOP, Ariel Winter at the gym…

I am convinced she’s got a contract saying that she can’t get fatter than she already is, because they won’t be able to fit her on screen with Sofia Vergara’s tits…

So they’ll Aunt Viv or Becky from Roseanne her, just give her the axe, but can’t because she’s the only thing people care about on the show…the busty, gunt, flat ass exhibitionist from social media….who is the size of Roseanne, who in the 90s was considered fat, but int he 2017s is considered normal and beautiful….vile…

The only hope we have for Ariel Winter is that her child star life to end like Dana Plato…along with Selana Gomez and all these other cunts, maybe on some Celebrity Cruise or something…TITANIC that shit.