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2017

04

Oct

Iggy Azalea’s Butt Implants are Comical of the Day

Iggy Azalea has some serious body dysmorphia…just fucking jacking up the face and ass until she achieves Maximum crazy fucking person…who I guess we shouldnt really know exists…but we do because of the fake ass and fake face and fake career and fake backstory…that dudes who are connected to the right people and who like things that look like this…or a scaled down version of this..because this is just gnarly as fuck…comical..looks fun to use as a trampoline maybe…when practicing to be a stunt man or some shit…but seriously cartoon like…I mean is this even human, or is it a prop for a porno movie…or an accident victim…

IT IS AMAZING….

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2017

04

Oct

Brie Larson in a Magazine of the Day

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Brie Larson is not that hot, I mean not hot at all really, but she’s been chosen as the next big thing in Hollywood thanks to Hollywood being a very weird place that decides who gets the big payouts based on who the fuck knows…but I am assuming…an Academy award that girl only got because the story and the production…I don’t buy into good actors existing, anyone can act. It’s a farce.

She’s in a Magazine…and I’m posting the pics just to look at in confusing…because why do I even know who Brie Larson is…it’s very rude of her to pollute my life like this.

I guess garbage likes to perpetuate itself…it’s like garbage grows on garbage…until we’re all drowning in garbage.

Posted in:Brie Larson|SFW

2017

04

Oct

Sarah Hyland Feet of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is on a less popular show than the Nerd Show, but a still popular show that people seem to love all these years later, in an era where no one actually watches TV, or Sitcoms, and that I assume is all just a lie to sell ads to advertisers who believe that millions of people are watching the shows they run ads on … with no actual way to track how many people actually see the ad…forcing smart advertisers to go to computer and internet and leaving nothing but pharma ads for TV targeting old people with all kinds of diseases like Asbestos related cancers…or diabetes…where some dancing Indian dude tries to sell you on some double dose of insulin…in a crazy overmedicated world we live in…

That said…she’s got a lot of dudes following her…loving her…into her and her new face and here are her feet..because the same weirdos who like her and her face…like feet..it’s the internet -and you’re all perverts.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

04

Oct

Adriana Lima Staged Old Lady Workout of the Day

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Adriana Lima is doing some staged workout for Victoria’s Secret…you know hire the paparazzi get in magazines…sell workout gear to old ladies who know who Adriana Lima is, who are into her, who think she’s a hot model mom to look up to, their spirit animal…whatever the fuck this markeitng hustle is…

While I just see pretty much what I see outside the Old Folks home and in the park…or at the community pool…Aquafitness or senior aerobics…just a bunch of people still holding on to whatever is is they once had…squeezing that extra year out of life if they can…but the lingerie model version

I mean she’s not that bad, she’s been worse, but still bad.

She’s still Adriana Lima…not the end of the world seeing her flexing in leggings, even if it looks like the end of her modeling world….because it’s near….

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2017

04

Oct

Rui for Maxim Korea of the Day

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Rui is a K.Pop member of a K.Pop Band and she’s in Maxim Korea, not North Korea, they aren’t allowed magazines, but South Korea, where all things magical, like K.Pop and Korean BBQ and BIMBIMBAP happen…

Korea is pretty on trend now, and if you ever go to a all you can eat BBQ spot you’ll probably be lucky enough to watch K.Pop music videos, that are some futurist, but bootleg version of American 90s pop music videos, featuring Korean women, before they become the Korean Women 300 pounds serving you, when they are still Korean women all hot, and often times plastic surgeried up to look like white people…and the whole thing is magical and weird…

His is her shoot for Maxim Korea, a Maxim that probably does better than the American version, since they love American 90s there…and well…that’s the last time Maxim was relevant or mattered…

Posted in:Rui|SFW

2017

04

Oct

Maitland Ward Tits of the Day

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Maitland Ward only emails me when I bring back the story of her offereing a dude unprotected anal sex for 1000 dollars…over snapchat in what was either a whore fetish, or girl really needed 1000 dollars…something she denies even though I have the screenshots of the conversation somewhere and dude sent them in as they went along…making it pretty fucking believable, like they aren’t doctored, but I guess no one likes getting called out from things they say on an app that is supposed to disappear or self destruct after it gets read…

And really, hooker or not, she’s doing it up, tits out using Snap Filter, flashing the massive tits you may remember from her one job she ever had on Boy Meets World in the 90s, and I appreciate this behavior..never too late…for nipples..even when it’s too late.

I actually saw this snap live last night and messaged her for anus pics…she never responded…jerk.

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2017

04

Oct

The Chinese Massage Guy is the Hero from the Dark Corner of Youtube of the Day

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I was trolling youtube last night and came across a bunch of random shit that I guess is marked educational – but that is actually erotica, fetish shit, pornographic to the right person, which I guess everything is…

But there are videos, countless videos of dudes measuring their dicks before and after using a Penis pump…there are tutorials on how to massage the prostate…there are bikini wax spread pussy videos…and naked yoga videos…all running Google ads…clickbait, porn…anything to generate the views for the publicly traded company.

I’ve been talking about Youtube Porn for years…and find it so ridiculous that I can’t get a google ad on my site, sometimes for posting youtube videos hosted by youtube, because they are too hardcore but ok for them…elitist cunts.

Well, this guy, the street massager or masseuse, I doubt has qualifications gives random girls massages, films it, posts to youtube and no doubt jerks off to it…

And for that…he is a legend..

Here are some of his videos.

Big Titty Girl

Red Bikini Girl…

Some Hot Skinny Girl

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

04

Oct

Random Naked Woman in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Takes Out a Hot Chick…What?

Woman in Heels for the First Time

Lil Kid Robbing

Man on LSD Vs Life

Flying Plank VS Windshield

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

04

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to reduce most women to their vaginas, but not in a malicious way, in a you’re annoying, but I’m sure your vagina is cute kind of way, if anything it gives girls a second chance, and the freedom to be zero charming, zero interesting, zero intelligent, zero fun, fully annoying, intolerable, even bigoted and disgusted, closed minded…the worst human ever…but their vagina…and their vagina alone…helps carry them to solid status in my mind mind…like girl…you’re good enough…just keep that vagina of yours and we good….

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Sheldon is the Richest Man on TV
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Creepiest Music Dude Playing Videogame Music
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Larry David and Bernie Sanders are Related
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Sofia Richie has a Shitty ASs in a Bikini
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Cat Breaks Skateboarding World Record
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Kim Cattrall Hates Sex and the City Co-Stars
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Jimmy Kimmel vs Trump….
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Deadly Viper of the Day
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Lil Wayne VS Security
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2017

03

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have stared at so many asses today….in leggings, in tights, but not in my mouth…

Just ass everywhere…young ass, older ass, but not too old ass…

And I kept thinking just how much of that ass was real ass, fitness ass, and how much of it was fabric technology…and do I really care if I am looking at it…

The answer is….I don’t care..and you shouldn’t either…

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Rat Cow Showing Off Her Tits in a Trashy Whore Way
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Vanessa Lachey is a Dancing Bitch…
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Taylor Swift Cashing in on Vegas
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Salma Hayek Blonde Hair
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Cat Skateboarding World Record
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Chinese Chef Egg Trick…
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Jared Leto is Playing Hef in the Playboy Movie
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Skinny Alicia Vikander
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Gal Gadot – SLUT
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Small Owls Get a Pet
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Hot Skinny VS Model in a Tight Outfit…
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Elle Fanning Cleavage…
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Rat Cow Nipple
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Special Moment Between Dolphin and Squirrel
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Marilyn Manson Dying
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Slut Promoting Slutty Things
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Crystal Hefner Got Paid from Hef….
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Instagram Girl of the Day
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Olivia Culpo of the Day
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Celebrity House of the Day
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Fat Lady Gets What She Deserves
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Barbara Palvin Nipples
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Searching for the World’s Oldest Pub
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Kristen Stewart in a Bra…
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Bella Thorne and his Slutty Friends….
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Roman Polanski Rape Case Over
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Holly Wolf Huge Tits
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Spread Bloody Vagina
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Girl Vs PiZza Guys who Blew It
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Redhead at the Event…
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Gogo as Wonder Woman
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Slut in a Party Hat Celebrating Christmas
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Slut Trying on Bras
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Masturbating on the Wicker Arm Chair
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Rubbign ASsholes
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Slutty Selfies!
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