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2017

12

Sep

Amber Heard Spiritual Experience of the Day

Amber Heard is the black widow. The girl who knows how to master manipulate the fuck out of weak rich men…and I guess producers, the media, but mainly rich men, because rich men mean meal ticket, spend other people’s money, live the good life….and that’s pretty amazing for an average at best actress who was in one or two movies and managed to turn that into being the ultimate sugar baby….

She’s not even that hot, but she’s masterful and I guess that’s what matters…acting to act or acting to trick old washed out dudes or dudes with aspergers…you know…same work…better results since she’s set,,,

In Bali having a spiritual experience…etc,

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Sara Sampaio See Through Top of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model that people in Portugal never heard of until she got famous in America working for the evil panty company as the back-up Adriana Lima – when the brand knew Lima was too old, but didn’t have the heart to tell Lima, who happens to still be working, because they don’t have the heart to tell her to settle down, and just continue as long as she goes hopping soon enough she’ll tap out…

I think it’s safe to assume she was built in a lab, a possible clone, genetic mutation creation…positioned as the new LIMA…you know “let’s say she’s from portugal, not his missile silo lab in OHIO we bought because we are a billion dollar a year brand”….basic logic really..

Well, whatever she is, she fights for the rights of skinny chicks and I like that…and I like her enough to post her…as she does NY Fashion week with her tits out – nipples exposed because in case you haven’t been paying attention – that’s the trend…ALL NIPPLES ALL THE TIME – EVERYONE NIPPLES – ALL THE TIME…

TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2017

12

Sep

Delilah Hamlin Full TIt of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is the part of the George Hamlin / Lisa Rina sex that didn’t end up on Lisa Rina’s panties while on her way to the Soap Opera I think she worked on, I’m too lazy to figure out what that big fake lipped freak built her cheesy career off of, but I am very into knowing more about this daughter of her, being totally on trend with the see through top, all the young girls are doing this, if you leave your house there’s so many fucking nipples, almost making me want to attend a fashion party where i’d do all the fashion coke, and fuck all the fashion women, and leave with all the fashion herpes…but they won’t let me in past the door…door men are dicks…but what an amazing situation, or life to live, or world to be in…knowing that girls everywhere leave the house tits out…especially when coupled with the hormones in the food that have made so many great young tits…it’s like we are in paradise in one way but hell in most other ways…but at least there are tits…tits I would have loved to see back in my club days…but didn’t because girls were into push up bras not letting their tits be out for everyone…

The internet porn and social media has made the mainstream kids so progressive.

Posted in:Delilah Hamlin

2017

12

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Nipple Pasty for Some Bullshit of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is some Stephen Baldwin that stuck to a uterus before he became a preacher to deal with his addictions – you know Jesus is the remedy to all self involved dickheads with drug, booze and sex addictions because they found some fame riding some coattails, and that fame was enough for push everywhere to want to be fucked by him, leading to whatever the fuck this little slut is…

I know she spins it as a model, and I know she gets paid as an “influencer”….because she has social media reach…and I know she gets paid alot because she can command a lot from riding the coattails…making her “relevant” enough for brands…but I call bullshit…

She’s just another rich kid with connected parents leveraging for her ego…a spoiled brat, lazy and uninteresting, not even that hot…and now showing nipple pasty because she’s edgy…or wants to be edgy and has no idea what edgy is thanks to being raised in a fucking bubble..

The fact these idiots are followed or praised or paid is offensive to me…

So many more deserving people, more creative, more interesting, more fun, not just weirdo rich kids staring at their iphones with their social following their only value…

Garbage Humans….they offer nothing to the world – not even good jerk off material..

I blame Zuckerberg for creating these idiots.

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Liz Hurley Doesn’t Stop the Bikini of the Day

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Liz Hurley is a pretty thisty attention seeking older lady – who like Pam Anderson probably really puts a lot of importance on her looks and doesn’t like to be reminded of how old and haggard she is – by being exposed to younger prettier girls – unless those girls can be sacrificed and their virgin (as if anyone is a virgin) blood drank in efforts to find a new aging remedy….you know this botox face injection shit can only go so far…eventually it will require some artist or 3D Animator used to making claymation to build them out….

Sugar babies of the 90s, turned people of their own, moms and money grubbing, bikini empires, and now bikini selfies…for social media because the body is there, hell she’d die before being fat sloppy pig…it just won’t happen..Liz Hurley won’t let it….

More women should be this vapid, vain and disciplined.

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Selena Gomez See Through Dress…Kinda…of the Day

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Selena Gomez and her mangled face injected to offset the steroid puffiness of her chronic illness…LUPUS that may kill her but probably won’t kill her, but should kill her..because she’s annoying and has lived enough of a life, a better life than most, and is no good for the future generation even if her new angle is doing good for the future generation through charities that probably scam – where she can fake cry – she is an actress afterall – well trained by disney…and other bullshit political stances because she has a voice…use it….you know when not fucking big black Canadian cock, or more interestingly….going to Rehab because she can’t handle her privileged rich kid life…

Now I know, no matter what she says or does publicly, that she’s the worst spoiled, excessive troll around….

And here she is in a shitty see through dress for fashion because that’s another scene she’s got her hands in…cuz she likes money.

Gross humans…pretending to not be gross humans…TROLLS…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Rumer Willis Whip-Its baby of the Day

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Someone reminded me that in 2012 Demi Moore collapsed when on whip-its, which are basically like Poppers, you know that kill your brain cells and make anal sex more pleasurable…it was big in the gay scene of the 90s, I know because I know gays, and not because I was there, but if I ever needed to get fucked up the ass for the sake of paying my rent, I’d do Whip-Its before getting to work….apparently, it makes life easier…just ask Demi Moore…

I guess what I am getting at is that she has a handful of retard looking babies, and she’s not “terrible looking” herself, I mean she was “hot” enough to get work in the 80s and 90s and exist, and Bruce Willis was deemed a “stud” in movies, having retard babies don’t make sense genetically..it isn’t supposed to happen…so I can only assume that a 60 year old doing Whip-Its in 2012, was 30 year old doing who the fuck knows what in 1985 when Rumer was created…unless they found her in a field in Montanna in an alien pod and decided to raise her as their own because they had the resources…WHO REALLY KNOWS…

But the good news is the plastic surgery mom, got the daughter into plastic surgery and although still potato headed, looks better than ever, tight body and all…and she’s in a bikini…on vacation…I feel like I posted these last week…but I’ll post them again, since I can never have too much RUMER WILLIS erotica….even if you argue that one RUMER willis erotical is more than enough…

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Girls Smoking Weed Compilation of the Day

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Weed is becoming legal in Canada…I guess it is legal in a bunch of states…which is obviously something that makes total fucking sense…considering we are all grown ups here and should be able to decide what plants we want to grow and smoke…not to mention weed hasn’t killed anyone…and the fact that it has been controlled for so long is fucking idiotic…why do you people let your governments control these things…it’s just fucking crazy…but not as crazy as the day it goes legal…the same people enforcing it being illegal…you know wasting tax payer money to create systems in place to catch and arrest people growing what is a simple plant to grow…a fucking weed…everyone will just accept it being legal…proving they thought it being illegal all these years was fucking idiotic..and the fact it’s not legal everywhere…idiotic…especially since everyone and their moms have smoked weed…but because the government says “Cool dawg, you can smoke now dawg…get smoking”….

What a fucking weird society…

That said, legal marijuana has rapidly improved the consumer cannabis buying experience — from gratefully accepting whatever “dreg” the drug dealer had to offer for too much money, laced with angel dust according to the Raegan administration, WAR ON DRUGs, to modern-style boutique dispensaries with an incredible selection and personalized recommendations for the strains that’ll do you just right. This shit’s gone BOUTIQUE…and it’s making it a real business, product, commodity…and that’s interesting…

Plus, the internet is helping moderate the market, so that shit isn’t unaffordable, with a select group gauging…people can shop from home, no sketchy nonsense, because why leave the house and interact with idiots if you don’t have to..

Companies like DopeBoo are on the forefront of an industry make-over, with tons of selection, thoughtful curation, incredibly knowledgeable support….and from the comfort of your own home…because why leave the house and interact with idiots if you don’t have to…

They sell a bunch of stuff, and I’m happy call them a partner, because I like to support the independents while I know evil corporations are moving in…

So here are their best selling bongs

These are some of their best vapes

And Then there’s some classic GLASS PIPES

Here are a bunch of pics of tumblr girls smoking weed!!

For more Visit DopeBoo

Posted in:Features|stepFEATURES

2017

12

Sep

Naked Hiking and Other Videos of the Day

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Stuffing the Panties

Lady in South Africa Refuses to Give Up Purse

Naked Dude Getting Arrested Naked – Live on Facebook

Topless Parade…

Crazy Naked Brazilian

Woman Strips herself in Fight with Boyfriend

AUDI Takes Flight

Plane Crash of the Day

Insane cop shoots Thief

Insane mexican Bull ride

Insane Fight…Dude Gets Stomped hard

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

12

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Getting a girl to eat my ass when unshowered, unkempt, ungroomed….like I typically am…because I am practically homeless and have give up on life…plus I like wearing the same pair of sweatpants everyday…pretty much smelling like shit and not even from my shit hole was always a challenge….but not that I have debilitating bloody hemorrhoids…ravaging the thing…fiery enemy from sitting on my ass 2 decades…it’s become all the more complicated…

Good things there are disgusting people in the world…willing to do anything for 25 dollars….

Here are some morning links…as I hurt.

Jim Carey is a Weirdo
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James Woods Vs the Traveling Pants Girl..
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Rumer Willis – Bikini
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News Rerporter Help Rescue a Baby Dolphin
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PewDiePie Drops the N WORD
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Joanna Krupa is a Whore
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The Tallest Cat and the Longest Tail Cat Live Together
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Driving an 8 Million Dollar Mech Robot
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GET VAPES!
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