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2017

10

Nov

Flashback Friday – The Hadids of the Day

It’s Friday, we should all sit an analyze the HADID faces and how they have jacked them up with fillers and injections to make themselves look like porn stars that are positioned as fashion stars, all because they whined to their rich dad and made him buy their fame…that actually worked…

They are the DONALD TRUMP clickbait of modeling and fashion, anyone will work with anyone who pays them to hire them, or put them on covers and buys them followers, in a fake it til you make it…but it got them started, because that’s just how the world works…you can buy anything and the HADIDs are a product of a whiney rich girl wanting legitimacy for her birthday instead of a new Benz…

I find Bella’s face the most fascinating…she’s a different person totally…in a good way, but in a terrifying way and it will be interesting to see how she ages…

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2017

10

Nov

Hilary Duff in the Bath of the Day

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Hilary Duff likely has shares in Words With Friends, or she’s got a brand deal, because she’s creating clickbait around the game, in her bath, with some titties…encouraging all the kids to bring their phones into the bath, like the girl who electrocuted herself a while ago..it’s a real story…google it….which is good to know, a cause to encourage, because the world is filled with young idiots and the DARWIN awards are a real thing, lets kill these people who can’t unplug even when they shower…

I guess the real issue is that her bath selfies don’t include her spread asshole…a big thick ass I want to see spread…

Here she is doing jumping jacks..

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2017

10

Nov

Singer Named Anitta Tits Out On Stage of the Day

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Anitta got some tits…she’s a singer from Brazil named Larissa de Macedo Machado…

I don’t feel like looking too into her because she strategically had her tits bust out of her shirt on stage intentionally…it’s not quite enough to be that engaging for me, you know for me to fall in love with her and find out everything about her so that I can stalk her the way men are supposed to show their affection…

But I will still look at her tits popping out on stage intentionally…I like her overall marketing efforts though.

More pics of Anitta and Diplo

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2017

10

Nov

Old Dude VS Ratchet and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Dude Diddling

Fight in the Store

Bouncy Tits…

Bike Launch Blunder..

Pig Mating on a Truck…

Dude Swims Off Niagra Falls…

Shot at the Airport

Shoplifter Threatened with a Big Ass Gun

Dog Bites a Criminal

African Burn Out…

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2017

10

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in recent times was an ugly, like right ratchet ugly girl actively protesting being mansplained in this manspreading PATRIARCHY of white privlege…and the whole thing..ridiculous…like no dude every tried to molest her, who is she kidding, yet here she’s talking about how a guy told her to smile and how typical and disgusting it is of a man to do such a thing, who is he to tell her to smile…like it was rape…

Catherine Zeta Jones – Slutty At Airport
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Rat Cow Does a Bikini Booty Shake
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Rosie Bangs 33 Year Olds
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Vinnie Jones has a Cool LA House
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Basset Hound Herds Sheep
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Minature Citites from Bladerunner
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Jessica Biel Looks like a Jewish Mom
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Charlie Sheen Denies Child Rape
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Kevin Spacey – Fired
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2017

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in an era that is so over-sexed, everyone is a primate pervert ready to jerk off, but unable to get hard because they are so desensitized, so as much as men sexualize everything and are the devil, women sexualize themselves to have men sexualize them, otherwise they wouldn’t wear clothes like this, or no clothes at all on social media…they like being hot…that doesn’t mean it’s a license to rape or assault them…but to check them out…even though they’ll call you a pervert creep…despite being the people producing the content you’re looking at…sending the message they are intentionally sending…you’re the bad guy..we’re the perverts…well how about you don’t give us shit to get perverted about…

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Louis CK Jerks Off For Women Who Don’t Want to Be Jerked Off To
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Mariah Carey Had Gastric Surgery
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Heidi Klum – Old Nazi in a Bikini With Some Tits
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Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Back on TV
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First Lady Erotica of the Day
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The Self Driving Car…
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Inside Keanu Reeves Custom Bike
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Nasty Bitch in a See Through Shirt
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Jourdan Dunn Nipples
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Nicki Minaj’s Brother Guilty of Child Rape
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The Brazilian Megan Fox
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A Megan Fox Selfie…
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Dude VS Cop
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Robot Using Elevator
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The CMA’s Make Fun of Donald Trump…
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Evolution of the Ford Mustang
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Dude Makes a Terrible Decision on Price is Right….
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400 Year Old Painting Cleaned for the First Time
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Ariel Winter New Face – Huge Tits
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Paris Jackson’s Stomach VS Wendy Williams
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Watch a Girl Become Legal
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Two Girls Kissing
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Hot Cameltoe of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Big Tits of the Day
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Big Webcam Tits
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This Site is Life!!
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Bad Boyfriends the Compilation Video
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Crowd Watches Couple Fuck
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Big Titty Pillow Rider of the Day
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Some Trashy Redhead with the Orange Hair
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
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Naked Actress of the Day
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Insane Orgasm of the Day
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Naked Chick in a BAseball Cap
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Rubbing One Out at Work
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2017

09

Nov

Alexis Ren Demonstrates How she Bounces on Cock of the Day

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Alexis Ren confuses me but she has a great body…

She’s cheesy, she’s not that hot in the face, her career as an instagrammer doesn’t make sense to me….but she has a great body…

She’s gone from beach girlfriend, cute california girl, with a ton of followers…who brands could have theoretically used for all their beach lifestyle things, I’m talking all brands…but instead she’s getting bolt on tits and half naked on the beach….something girls usually do to get the followers in the first place..but she has a great body…

I don’t know why she’s giggling as she demos bouncing on a dick, but this is bouncing on a dick motion and there is no way she’s not demonstrating bouncing on a dick, and that’s not just me saying it because that’s what I want it to be….she’s in a thong bikini topless holding her tits arching her back while on her knees bouncing up and down while giggling…

WE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE….but I guess it’s polarized as not against the instagram terms and services because she’s got massive following…

HOWEVER…she has a great body.

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2017

09

Nov

Victoria Germyn Titty Model of the Day

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Victoria Germyn is a hot model from Instagram who is signed to an agency – because agencies are trying to survive and will sign anyone – it costs them nothing and often times the agencies have fees that the models pay to be listed on their book – allowing them to make some money – you know if the buy in is 2000 dollars across 3000 girls…that’s some nice residual income you can use on seducing hot chicks on instagram to fuck you for a contract….you know she’s it’s not the main revenue stream of the biz…

I don’t know what these pics are from but there are tits….LOOK MA…there are tits!!

LET there be tits…21 year old tits….

Here she is Lip Syncing for the fans….

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2017

09

Nov

Heather Graham Bikini Coconuts of the Day

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Heather Graham is old…she’s rocking some coconuts…which is literal, not reference to her tits, I’m autistic like that…even though she’s in a bikini and you can assume there are tits involved in this outfit…and she’s known for her tits.

She’s skinny, she’s looking good, she probably thinks she’s important….and she is because that roller girl was a hot thing to me back when it happened in 1999 in Boogie Nights, one of Mark Whalberg’s best movies that I am amazed he thinks was his worst after all the shit he’s done…

Sure the tits, and amazing bush was close to 20 years ago…but she’s managed to survive, maintain, I mean as much as you can, she’s only human I assume…

Posted in:Heather Graham|SFW

2017

09

Nov

Elsa Hosk Being A Fashion Model of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…only she’s as old as Candice so I don’t really know how she worked her way into this, but I do know she used to be a low level nude model, who broke through the noise and became a VS girl, getting paid, later in her career, giving all the slutty girls on IG hope that they will be found before turning 30 too…

She’s in a fashion magazine….and these are the pics…not very nude – but I assume it’s because she’s getting paid well now and getting PR now she doesn’t need the attention.

Still hot though.

Elsa Hosk not being a fashion model here:

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