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2017

10

Nov

Megan Fox Slutty Lingerie Selfies of the Day

What is going on here…NAUGHTY NAUGHTY selfies…that are designed for lovers being posted on girl’s main feed…why? for money? for attention? for validation? for both?

I guess, Megan Fox is still around…and she posted up some lingerie selfies…

She partnered up with some Lingerie company and got a piece of the action…in what is a weird fucking marketing deal…considering she’s a mom who no one cares about…hot from a long time ago…still looking decent, but old and irrelevant, but she mattered, for whatever reason and I guess her groupie fan decided to use her for old times so he got to meet her…when the world is full of instagram models…who are hotter.

I don’t get it, but I do get moms posting up social media lingerie pics when they look like this…which is good,…since we are not starting at her battered vagina…I mean a dozen kids..terrifying…

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2017

10

Nov

Barbara Palvin in a Magazine Being Wild of the Day

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Big girl Barbara Palvin is trying to make a comeback and it looks good to me…in this photoshoot for some magazine where she’s almost naked….

She is on a mission to reclaim her early in success life…because when she was a fresh 18 year old she was signed to Victoria’s Secret, being positioned as the girl Bieber fucked, people fucking loved her, talked about her…then she got fat, no one gave a shit, and now she’s figured get in underwear, get erotic selfies, get noticed…

And here she is almost naked….TACTICS…

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2017

10

Nov

Is That Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hard Face of the Day

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The Victoria’s Secret fashion show is going to be in 12 days, so all these bitches are getting as fit as they can, starving themselves, looking as good as they can, even though some of them are 100 fucking years old….but clearly they sell product, otherwise they would be taken to pasture as they should be…because look at that face…

I guess the Victoria’s Secret fashion show is pushing to get all the media coverage when the event is live, because they are idiots and only push it to TV weeks later, a fail since no one has cable and isn’t tuning into Cable to watch this shit, when it all hits the internet the next day….so get those black friday sales…tactical use of half naked women to give us perverts all the boners…

This informercial shit is crazy in these crazy times..check out the hard face….of the marketing promo girl…she’s not that great…

Here she is in a White Bikini…looking tight bodied…freak of nature shit…that you gotta love

TO SEE HER IN A WHITE BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

10

Nov

Rita Ora’s Sports Bra of the Day

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Rita Ora, a celebrity you’ve never heard, but who is famous for whatever reason, a reason I call attempting to be a replacement Rihanna, or a SCAB really, if Rihanna actually left Roc Nation, he would have just put her in the mix and build her up, but instead Rihanna didn’t leave Roc Nation and instead ran a clothing line with PUMA through Roc Nation as well as all the hit songs, making Beyonce’s baby’s inheritance next level in the BILLION DOLLAR status…leaving RITA ORA TO DIE…and scramble…figuring out what it is she is…and she does it in low level selfies that get a lot of likes…but none of even know what she is….but we still look at the shamelessness.

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2017

10

Nov

Jasmine Tookes Victoria’s Secret Model of the Day

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Jasmine Tookes is Victoria’s Secret’s answer to social consciousness, inclusiveness…I think they call it AFFIRMATIVE ACTION…because the black / colored people are a real demographic, they buy the products and they should have someone so far removed from their existence, but who is of color to represent them as their ambassador in lingerie…even though she’s American…

They company wants to appear like they care, like they are diverse, it is so important in this era, and it is important, but they are just doing it for the PR so they don’t get slaughtered.

That’s not to say Victoria’s Secret hasn’t had black women in the past, they have, because they just book hot skinny bitches with tits…as they should…regardless of color…but now all companies have to book based on keeping up appearances so it’s not sincere or genuine..but rather just marketing.

That doesn’t take away from her big tits on her skinny frame..thank god for that.

Here she is working out….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

10

Nov

Ariel Winter Troll Cleavage of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s a troll…with no neck but she clearly photoshops herself properly, because she wants to show you to think she’s hotter than she is in a fake it til you make it, if you tell the world you’re hot and that you look this small waisted, when you’re actually built like a school bus or fridge…they’ll believe it because they aren’t sitting with you watching your belly hang out over your pants….as it does everytime you sit, but according to instagram…girl’s all hourglass in a good way….when you can tell she’s terrible…

Big young tits though, take them in before she ends up at 350 lbs, sloppy at a young age…I don’t have much hope for her, or understand her hype, but she’s on TV and TV is trying to compete with Social media and this here is their weapon…they are pushing money to….so that us suckers pay attention because of tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here’s her nipples…

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2017

10

Nov

Eva Amurri Bikini Mom of the Day

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Rich celebrity kid who is not Lily Rose Depp’s daughter, but still the daughter of some famous people, who is only getting this post because she’s a famous rich kid, named Eva Amurri…busted out the mom body in a bikini on the social media and looked pretty good….

She did try to get fameous for a minute – by using her mom’s contacts and booking a show she got topless in – as a talking role…in 4 episodes of Californication…which was the peak…and really a gift to all of us because we got to see those Sarandon tits….

I guess it didn’t work out for her, so she did the less hot mom thing, but she still manages to low level show that rich girl with a trust fund who doesn’t need to work’s body…

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2017

10

Nov

Maitland Ward Topless Monster Tits of the Day

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Maitland Ward has really big tits that she likes to show the world…and these are the tits she likes to show world…because this is how she spends her days…figuring out ways to post tits on her social media feed in what is not all that exciting – but that is still monster tits from the TV show you jerked off to in the 90s…making her about 90…but never too old to pull out her tits…someone will always stare…like me.

Them tits are huge and for 1000 dollars she will let you fuck her up the ass unprotected according to her snapchat….

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2017

10

Nov

Natasha Oakley Maternity Photoshoot of the Day

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It looks like the Bikini A Day lie from instagram who makes a lot of fucking money because it’s a clever excuse to make branded content, sponsored bikini posts everyday, launch her own brand, get the free trips…live the life of luxury hustling bullshit photos she aggressively photoshops to look like a totally different person…

But these live shots allow us to see just how She’s dog faced, but not cute, sloppy looking, while she’s got hair and make-up going on, a lesson in internet magic….

She’s either pregnant doing her pregnancy announcement content or just fat with them sloppy tits, when you cross reference it with her social media persona…and it’s pretty fucking shameless, but a good tactic to not get hounded by the millions of fans she’s likely bought from Russia…

You can see some nipples

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2017

10

Nov

Selena Gomez Sex Offender of the Day

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I find it interesting watching all these celebrity dudes going down for being pervert idiots, because all men are pervert idiots, but these people are just exceptionally idiots, thanks to the money and the power and the willingness of most women to not rat them out to not ruin their careers…or whatever…

I find it interesting to hear about Louis CK jerking off to aspiring actresses, to not officially cheat on his wife, because dudes in high pressure positions, with psycho god complexes, need to bust nut….or the other dirt bags who use their power on girls who go to their hotel rooms at 3 am for meetings only to get flashed…

I am ready for every man ever to go down, everyone in Tech Biz, Start Ups, Finance world….to the actors and DJS I know fuck underage girls, and jerk off on girls and are creeps…it’s actually moving pretty slow..

But I am most interested for people like Selena Gomez, who fucked Bieber when he was underage to go down for manipulating a younger man…

You know there are old ladies in the industry with fuck toy boys, rent boys they all fuck…I’m ready to hear about these power women…

BUT NO ONE WILL CARE….I still want to hear…