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2017

06

Nov

Elizabeth Elam Naked for Turkish Air of the Day

Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked…

I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist…and these nudists do whatever they can….I wonder if men will stop following these slutty girls in efforts to pretend they aren’t perverts…you know put that perversion back in the closet, even though you’re just supporting feminism and women empowerment…you know..

I guess it worked because she booked a campaign with Turkish Airlines and Tony Kelly back in 2016 – that included her showing her tits for some LA / NICE france flight…you know with some 60s or 70s France titty vibe….

Reminding us that Europe, even Muslim Turkey, is more laid back when it comes to tits than America, which probably makes girls like Elizabeth Elam happy, it validates her Titty modeling as legit rather than shameless….

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2017

06

Nov

Megan Fox in Lingerie of the Day

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Megan Fox is still around…

She got a piece of the action from what was a popular, but trashy, but popular lingerie company in the Paris Hilton days of relevance, especially around Halloween…

They fell off hard, clearly bad marketing direction that killed them, then they sold off and continued to make bad marketing decisions by hiring a washed up mom of 3 with another washed out person…who is OLD…and who no one cares about…so I don’t get how this happened, why it happened, how it happened, but I hope the person got fired and when they get out of the contract…the idiot signed because he was a groupie of Megan Fox…weird…

This is beyond weird…

SHE ALSO LEFT THE GYM IN TIGHT PANTS…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER LEAVING THE GYM CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Nov

Kristin Cavallari in a Bikini of the Day

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The age old question has been brought to our attention again..

If a reality star from 5 years ago, who ultimately doesn’t matter, puts on a bikini, does she make a sound.

Well apparently, yes.

Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach, who had an ego to turn down The Hills cuz she was going to become a big acting star, without being informed that she had no talent, and didn’t deserve mainstream success from being on a reality show…Luckily she found a rich athlete to carry her through life..

She is in a bikini…a mom of a few kids and despite being in her 30s, looks pretty ripped…

I guess it’s not a sex tape…you’d expect but it’s something….

The most interesting Orange County Gossip on this girl, not that you care, is that she was a slutty girl who locked the sugar baby hustle down, and apparently her famous NFL husband broke up with her and she fucked him, got pregnant and doesn’t need that acting money or regrets of THE HILLS money she never made..because she was trying to get famous…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Nov

Joanna Krupa Fame Whore No Panties of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker but likes getting people talking about her…I guess it feels good to her soul for people to talk about you….it makes her feel like she matters, like she exists, like she’s made it….

In her defence, the stripper, who never was a stripper, but who instead was a Maxim Model or FHM model when those things mattered, managed to give her career a second life in her mid to late 30s through reality TV, something bigger that she ever could have imagined, being a hot Polish slutty half naked model no one cared about…but the power of the media, tricked America into thinking she mattered and tricked her into thinking she mattered and now she walks around in tight dresses with no panties on – giving a little tease, enough of a tease to get in the paparazzi…it’s that easy…and so is she..

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2017

06

Nov

Marisa Papen Still Nude And Bald of the Day

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Marisa Papen is some instagram girl – who I don’t think has instagram anymore because she went crazy on posting the nudes, because it is her art form, her self expression, her soul, her everything that got her everything, but she’s not famous enough for instagram/facebook to not delete her…even if she had a ton of followers…she doesn’t mind…but she has lost her mind apparently, shaving her head, because no girl I know who shaves her head is sane, or not having a fucking episode…identity crisis and freakout because social media and all the creepers fuck with her head…

More Nude beach pics:

Nude Egypt pics that got her arrested

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2017

06

Nov

Rat Cow Shameless for Rumored TYGA Video of the Day

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Rat cow and her rat face is not hot, interesting, talented or compelling, but she’s got great tits and is a reminder that if you have great tits on a small frame, the world, or at least a bunch of fucking perverts will watch you in your quest to be a celebrity…having sex with David Fincher and Ben Afleck, and not complaining about it to the media, because she wants more move roles, and that’s how she gets them…because that’s the kind of girl she is…

Naked for followers, with so many followers, that she thinks she’s important, when really she’s just a Tila Tequila, people follow her because people are drones and follow whatever the fuck they are told or see other people follow, but if this girl died tomorrow, no one would care and the only reason they do care, is because social media followers never mass unfollow…they just are bored and look at the shitty content these people post, then write blogs on them like me….

It’s like the Kardashians, a family this girl keeps trying to get closer and closer to, even in this TYGA video, I’ve never heard anyone say good things about the Kardashians, I’ve never heard of any of their fans that supposedly exist, I just know that people say they hate them, don’t unfollow them and allow them to exist, and I guess the same goes for these tits, follow them but don’t care about them, tits that she’s trying to polarize to be fashion influencer tits, that book her some fashion campaigns, when really she’s just a Glamour model with a rat face, with tits…

The world is weird. Here’s a pic she posted the other day….art not shameless at all…why aren’t these pics reported and her account deleted…people need to shut this smut down.

RAT COW WAS AT SOME EVENT TRYING TO PRESENT HERSELF AS HIGH END FASHION EVEN THOUGH SHE’S JUST A LOW HANGING FRUIT TRASHY

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Nov

Rock Bottom Farrah Abraham Failed Cam Show of the Day

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In sad news, Farrah Abraham’s sex work has been pretty scaled down because she’s trying to get back on MTV, and I think she even has a show on MTV, that they are trying to create controversy around, to get attention to the show, because MTV made her and want to show you what they do to people by giving them that taste of fame, then taking it away, and forcing them to release sex tapes and work as cam girls to pay the bills…..

I assume no one cares but Farrah loves attention and MTV has been trying to get relevant or people watching and they try all angles…

Apparently, Farrah Abraham did a cam show that she charged 20$ to view, and didn’t even get naked, didn’t do her promised anal play and just cried about MTV the whole time.
The cam show provider got so many complaints that they are refunding whoever paid to watch her sad spiral into rock bottom, which worked out to be 1 person who paid to see her asshole but instead got her being an asshole.

I am amazed anyone paid 20 dollars to watch her show…I mean do people actually care?

Here she is getting some work done…you know to maintain that weird fucking face..

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2017

06

Nov

Rumored Maria Kanellis WWE Leaked Pussy of the Day

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WWE SMACKDOWN HOE

Maria Kanellis is supposed to be some WWE girl. The name sounds familiar but I am a grown up and I haven’t watched wrestling since I was 10 years old…but I know that grown men do watch wrestling….usually weird chronic masturbating people or Italians…but the events get sold out, the girls used to make the whole thing seem less homo trashy….like porn chicks who don’t do porn….except on their iphones…because this is apparently one of the female wrestlers named Maria Kanellis-Bennett’s asshole.

I really have no way of proving it is her, it is probably not her, but her celebrity is so obscure that I can’t imagine anyone would fake it, but I guess that’s not giving weird wrestling dudes any credit for their weird wrestling fetishes…because you have to be something else to be into wrestling…but I figure you can be any dude to appreciate asshole…whether it’s a WWE chick or random…it’s asshole…the gateway to a woman’s soul…

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2017

06

Nov

Girl Knocked Out by Miami Police and Other Videos of the Day

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Pervert Baby of the Day

Nudist Farmer of the Day

Hot Coffee in the Face

Woman VS Drunk Mexican

Breast Milk Jewelry – of the Day

Florida Road Rage

Gas Station Crawler of the Day

Pissing in Traffic..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

06

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am glad that I don’t cultivate personal relationships with the women I randomly chat with, you know, I never let them know my name, or anything about me, because I am a pervert who says inappropriate things in passing, like I have Tourettes. I’ll ask for nudes, I’ll ask how they like to suck dick, I’ll ask them to demonstrate on the banana, and that’s just at the grocery store check out…

Harmless fun, but you know how people are, they take things out of context, they decide days later how uncomfortable that made them feel, then they tweet it and have the support of everyone, because sexually references, especially unsolicited ones, are the new rape…and when things are tweeted out, they sound way worse than they are, because they don’t have my charming smile included…

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