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2017

14

Sep

Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day

Elsa Hosk was the titty model turned Victoria’s Secret model thanks to titty modeling for the right photographer a pervert who the brand hired to update their repetitive and dull outdated look – of interchangeable promo models in the same fucking poses – you know give it some edge, some attitude, to compete with the selfies people are taking of themselves on social media…scammin’ but not as hard as the mall brand itself..

So she became a legit model at 27, thanks to VS needing a Candice Swanepoel stand in as she made babies…
but Candice is back…so where does that leave old Elsa…do they put her out to pasture, does she celebrate having money for her half nakedness for once…does that stamp of approval of the mall brand get her a rich HUSBAND…stay tuned to find out…in the mean time she’s got her rocking body at fashion week in a not so slutty dress….GOOD TIMES…so fashionable…

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2017

14

Sep

Anja Rubik Nipples of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a model and this is her modeling for some magazine where you can almost see her tits – but that are censored because I guess she’s conservative now that she’s old and has made a ton of money she never expected to make – or maybe this is just ironic and thus art – because she’s actually always topless in her modeling – who am I to analyze this bullshit….NOT THE RIGHT PERSON…that’s who…

I’ll just look at the pics and appreciate that she’s a model who came from some country and made it as a model and not a kardashian…it’s refreshing and a reminder of the good years…like the tire. #ad #sp #partner # everyone is a fucking IG influencer hustling free shit for their fake followers…

HERE SHE IS NAKED IN A MAGAZINE – PUSSY OUT AND EVERYTHING – IN 2014 CLICK HERE

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2017

14

Sep

German Tourist Arrested for Masturbating on a Scooter in Public after Losing Bet and Other Videos of the Day

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He Just Grabbed My Vagina – on the Train

Woman Tries to block Car – Car Wins

McDonald’s Employee Gets Beat for Being a Hero

Nun with a Chainsaw

Elephant Steals a Bale of Hay

Dude Just Witnessed a Murder

Purse Snatcher

Nice Hitman of the Day

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2017

14

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most valuable lesson my mom ever taught me was that if someone’s about to stick something / anything in your ass – don’t resist…it does more harm than good…and for my entire life I have carried that lesson around with me – and passed it on to all girls I know and all girls I have banged up the ass – like some kind of prophet – but not for profit – because who really wants their butthole ripped open…

I am sure some people do…but who really knows.

Some morning links…

Frank Vincent from Goodfellas is Dead
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A Rod and J.Lo Get Married or Something
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Kat Graham – Workout for the Paparazzi
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CHICK FIGHT
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Some Game of Thrones Supercut for the Faggots
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GIGI Hadid’s Fame Whore Mom Plays With her Shit
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Harrison Ford Tried to Kill Ryan Gosling for being a Faggot
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The House the Frasier Actress Lived In
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Some Car Racing BULLSHIT
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TITTY BOUNCE
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2017

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of the day wasn’t being exposed to countless young, probably too young, probably high school or first year college girls in short skirts, short shorts, tight pants, sheer tops wandering around the park after school…all hormone in the food jacked up…confusing me as to what I was looking at…

The highlight of my day was watching a store clerk, yes stores still exist, but a store clerk dressing up her mannequin in lingerie…I made eye contact with her after what felt like 5 minutes of staring and I don’t think she liked strapping on the bra knowing I was imagining her strapping a bra on another woman…but luckily…the world is my TV show…I’m just a spectator…

Here are some stepLINKS..

So If You Reveal a Lying Fat Bitch’s Age, You Can Get Sued and They Win…
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Sofia Richie Crop Top
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Fashion Runway Twerk
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LA Getting the Olympics
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Alison Brie Legs….
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Possum in the Garden Center
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Seth Rogan, James Franco New Movie Looks Like Shit…
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Lena Dunham Disgusting in a Bikini – CLICK IT TO HATE IT….
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Amber Heard – Hot Black Widow in a Bikini in Bali
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How Wonder Woman Should Have Ended….
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Amber Tamblyn isn’t Done with James Woods
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Jim Carrey Crazy Dude….Amazing…
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Kate Hudson versus C-Section
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Karrueche Tran – Nipples….
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Selena Gomez – Fashion Week –
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Madison Beer – Sports Bra
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Stevie Wonder VS Climate Change Deniers…
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I guess Radiohead Makes Music Still
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Brie Larson Fat Tits…
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SI Illustrated Bikini Girls Survive Hurricane….
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Angelina Jolie Freaky Kids
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Bella Thorne Nipples…
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Ex Googlers Try to Put Corner Stores to the Grave…
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Lily James Cleavage…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Panic at the Cam Girl Show..
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Pussy Flash at the Nike Store
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Titty Grab at the Pawn Shop…
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Slave Leia – Never Dies..
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Pussy on Cam
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Jayme Langford Naked….
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Slutty Selfies!
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See Thru Greek Bikini
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Abc Amateur Sluts…on Leashes
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2017

13

Sep

Bella Thorne Loves Her Nipples of the Day

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Hey there’s Bella Thorne…it’s Bella Thorne nipple…because Bella Thorne knows to wear sheer tops as often as she can – like most girls do – but more aggressive because her career depends on it – now that she’s hustling from every fucking angle – since the mainstream has figured out what sluts have always known, and I guess what mainstream always knew but was too moral to follow the slut lead, you know for fear of not getting hired because of their tits get hits mindset….something kids these days don’t mind fucking with – because tits get them all they want – which is NOT having an actual job…but rather a life of showing tit on social media that brands endorse or that sell product to their tit followers…it’s odd as fuck – but makes perfect sense…

Odd as fuck, not because I don’t like tits everywhere….odd as fuck because I don’t get how something is hated on for decades upon decades but all of a sudden because accepted by the masses as normal..it’s just fucking weird as an old fuck who couldn’t sell an ad to google for showing a tit…and now girls make millions off it…I’m not bitter just reminded how fucked up the world is.

Now Zuckerberg allows tits everywhere and endorses this shit because it makes him more stupid money – the world….fucked.

Here are some more

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2017

13

Sep

Madison Beer in Lingerie of the Day

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Madison Beer reminds me of fucking in High school, while I was in High school, not like some pervert who works at High school or hangs out at high school, possibly something you can’t relate to…but don’t worry, I’m a pervert too, just not that much of a pervert and I believe that we can still find common ground in our perving…

She’s young, has a great body, has been whored out by her mom for a long time now, she’s got a record deal, she exists, she’s likely banged Bieber while underage…and she’s posed in slutty instagram pics for a while now, and for some reason, while in lingerie she looks awkward as fuck…

Now the reason she reminds me of sex in High School is because that first fuck happened in High School and the first valentines day from that first fuck involved her in lingerie and she looked fucking awkward…not hot but still half naked…and it made me feel awkward..but I still managed to cum in her ass as she was one of those “don’t fuck my pussy” girls”…you know not worthy of her vagina, or virginity or knocking her ass up…but stretching her ass and shitting on my dick…no problem…

That said, no idea what she’s up to…but it looks like a better time than I’m having right now…

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2017

13

Sep

Delilah Hamlin Brings Tit of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is in NYC Fashion week…and I guess her take on fashion is show them tits – which are awesome tits by the way – youthful tits – built on hormones in the food tits – as tits just kept getting bigger on 18 year olds as the years have gone on – and in some cases – not all cases – the rest of the body is still the same fit size – just more body….

Making me think the dude who genetically modifies food is some kind of pervert into giving girls everywhere tits – they’ll want to show off…because tits are great and if you can control the population with food they eat or water they drink – why not make them busty while you’re at it.

This no bra trend on trend is good for the soul….being Lisa Rina’s daughter may not be though…

She’s great. My new favorite. Take that Lily Rose Depp….The war is on..

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2017

13

Sep

Nicolette Sheridan’s Old Lady Nipples of the Day

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Nicollette Sheridan was the old slut on Desperate Housewives….the white Eva Longoria..I never watched the show but remember her more as a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want….

She’s 100 fucking years old now…but at one time was with Michael Bolton…pretty exciting…if you love Adult Contemporary..

She’s dressed like she’s 18, because if you leave the house, all girls show their nipples.

Damn she’s old…yet I stare….

Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan|SFW

2017

13

Sep

Kylie Jenner Clickbait Social Media Porn of the Day

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What a fucking joke, all these girls posting stupid, slutyt content of themselves, like some kind of boudoir bullshit, or 90s playboy jerk off VHS, all badly shot, badly lit, but half naked and featuring flamingos so why not put it out there….

There is not story, there is no content, there’s just a mutant chick with her mutant body not even riding a bike, just standing there as the camera pans her freakish ethnically ambiguous body and people get excited over this shit?

I realize she never stood a chance with her porn sister, being the baby of the family, delusional and weird…out to fend for herself amongst all the narcissists in her circle…but do something remotely worthy of watching bitch…I mean do fucking porn if this glamour model nonsense is the angle she’s taking..kids are just too fucking stupid and ADD to grasp that there are better ways to capitalize on a willingness to get naked or half naked…if this is what they consider art…the rich remain totally fucking clueless and lost in all their money…it’s too bad…you know there was potential for her to break free and do good – instead she does this…dumbness.

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