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2017

11

Sep

Bella Hadid is Filming Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Bella Hadid posted an asshole picture to her social media….because she’s a shameless whore who loves and craves and needs attention..partially due to being an ugly faced rich kid no one cared about to being the rich kid everyone cares about…and we aren’t sure why…but maybe it has something to do with her putting her asshole out on the internet…coupled with her sister’s fame, her reality star mom’s fame, her dad’s fucking models fame, her Jenner friend fame….and I guess her fame…but I will never admit they are relevant…or even hot…they are a Lie…all a FUCKING lie…and her face is weird…so stick to the asshole..like all the rich guys trying to not knock you up – face injection girl…

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2017

11

Sep

Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I always thought Wendy Williams was a man….

I mean I have accidentally seen her show…and I remember when she was on the Radio…and she just always screamed dude in a dress to me….or I guess in a bikini…

I always thought she was fat, I didn’t realize she was just fat tits…and I guess what I am trying to say is that I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender or genitals they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing half naked or starring in porn…I find it weird….

Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never put t me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state….

I am just trying to defend myself here…like Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. GUY…Mister…SIR….

This is terrifying, but not as terrifying as me wanting to fuck it.

IT!! Overrated movie, too much CGI, but I still like Stephen King….

IT! Clown Tits…PENNYWISE…

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2017

11

Sep

Jessica Alba See Thru / Nipple / Pregnant Mom Tit of the Day

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Jessica Alba wore a mesh bra under her tank top…a mesh bra that was exposed when her tank top was strategically pulled out of the way, showing the world her mom tit, that I am assuming is still a pregnant tit, because I remember she announced that she was pregnant – but don’t really keep track of her cycles or remember when that was…

I just know that this tit was golden tit we all wanted to see 20 years ago..and now it’s just whatever tit, trying to keep up in the tit game, because everyone shows tit, even if it’s not at its tit best, but it is still Alba Tit….

I like how she makes shameless look so casual and “omg how did this tit pic happen”….that’s talent I knew she had but never figured out why she had it.

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2017

11

Sep

Bella Thorne Underboob of the Day

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Bella Thorne is out of control at New York Fashion week, because for some reason, a reason I call being noisy as fuck and maki

ng sure people know who she is, she’s been generally accepted as a character in pop culture…

You know from a mom who whored her and her sister out to Disney, teaching them the path of whore, supported by social media, giving her a vehicle to whore, generating buzz and following, hell, I post her everyday because I think she’s wonderful…I mean to look at…half naked…her face is trans, her ginger is creepy, and her tits so big, exposed, in a playful way…even though you know she’s into fucking…and has been fucked, and does the fucking…she’s broke…it’s good…

Now she’s doing EDM and people like DIPLO are playing her song, because he’s old, not so out of touch but trying to stay relevant in pop, because he’s made so much stupid money…and lives this wild life….that must be a bit of a joke to him – since it worked out..and he knows he can play anything and the kids will go nuts…

Either way, she was showing off her tits like a good girl…good girl.

Some videos…she self produced….you know to tell her story…the content creator…

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2017

11

Sep

Pig Ariel Winter with Guns of the Day

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Ariel Winter practiced her second amendment right to carry arms as an American…because why not…or because I guess she’s trying to be menacing in that she doesn’t want to be fucked with and will take action…

Or maybe she doesn’t want the farmer to slaughter her, so she’s packing heat, this evolution thing is real..soon the Monkeys will rule the world…with the help of the pigs…because pigs are known to be pretty smart…

Whether she’s a pig or human hybrid or not…she’s clearly got mental issues from being exploited by her mom…so this will end interestlingly…

Haters gonna Hate and She’s Gonna Kill…

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2017

11

Sep

Lara Stone Nude of the Day

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Lara Stone is pretty fucking old by now, but she was a busty model, doing busty model things for many years, getting paid, rocking a tooth gap and I was a fan…I was really into all she was about…until…realizing that she was a total cunt when she tried to sue me and I guess everyone else who put out pics from her Honeymoon, that I didn’t take, that at the time I even had the right to post….because I guess she thought they were personal, or she was embarrassed of marrying a fat comedian because it was a play MONEY….

Either, I found it weird she was pushing a lawsuit when I had already seen her cunt, and a few years later she’s back out there showing her cunt…and I guess I never officially got sued…so I should just focus on what’s important…and that is that she’s getting naked.

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2017

11

Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Topless in Mud of the Day

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Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow covered in mud, like a Puddle of Mud….reminds me how much I would like to see Gwyneth Paltrow get shit on…ideally by a homeless man, but I’d be happy if it was anyone or anything, you know as long as it literally shit on her…in what she would market and package as some new health treatment for spiritual enlightenment…and a healthy gut flora or something…who knows…but it’d be nice…especially if she choked on it and died… because she is the worst..

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2017

11

Sep

Rihanna Monster Tits of the Day

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Fat Rihanna has some perks…like monster tits…

That’s about all I have to say about that…

I mean…

You know Rihanna, you know her deal, you know she was rumored to be a child prostitute in barbados…before being celebrated by barbados and now you need to know…she’s got monster tits…the one perk of spending your money on food, and obviously Carribbean genetics pre-disposed to being obese…

I like this look…I like my black women well fed…

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2017

11

Sep

Alessanda Amrbosio Naked of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be old, it may be amazing she still exists and people still care, it is probably a testament to the social media world we live in, it is probably because people just buy into what they are fed, and they are feed Ambrosio because of whatever deal she has with VS…but at 36…a mom…she’s fucking old for this….and sure she still looks amazing for 36, but pass the torch on girl…give some new talent a shot you greedy hoarding cunt…

This shoot features her silhouette of her nipples…and it is not magical…

: http://thefappeningblog.com/

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2017

11

Sep

Elizabeth Turner Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Turner is some aspiring instagram tits that I don’t think have really broke through in the modeling world, but that at one point in time were just graduated from some Ivy league school, the porn school, DUKE or some shit….and she started her hustle..with her big tits, and tall enough, All American looks, moving to LA, signing an Agency, and all that…desperate enough to email me or have someone email me to post on her…only to realize that was a bad idea and that she could do better…now in Hawaii doing Hawaiian things in a bikini…all busty…and All American..and I don’t find her that hot, she doesn’t blow me away, I don’t think she deserves real fame our success, but she’s got a lot of instagram followers and big tits and that’s all that matters in this world we live in…

Question…where is her sex tape? Her Nudes..this bikini shit is dull.

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