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2017

17

Aug

Elsa Hosk VS Stealla Maxwell in the Morning and Other VS Promo Model Shit of the Day

TWO victoria’s secret wild cards, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell, both hot in their own model right, one an older washed up titty model who found her way in as a Candice Swanepoel stand in, the other a Lesbian who has dated or fucked with A-Listers to increase her profile and to network through Barbara Palvin to the right people, basically stealing her career:

Posted morning instagram photos….

The first is Stella Maxwell Made Kristen Stewart Breakfast of the Day…you know get up in there and eat like the stray dog you think you are….you fucked up hollywood bitch….

The second is Elsa Hosk being naked in bed…some rich guy’s bed we assume….

Both fresh off their Cowboy Holiday Shoot for the evil made in China Panty line that created them, and that pays them monthly, like the hookers they are….

Romee Strijd had some sexual assault in the workplace, but it’s ok because it’s not from a man…

And Adriana Lima almost showed her old lady anus…

More old timers…

Group Shot:

Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill…With the Creeper Butt SHot..

Josephine Skriver – the Genetically Modified Human

And Lais Ribeiro – Teen Mom Turned VS Model.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Romee Strijid|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2017

17

Aug

Gigi Hadid for Vogue Korea of the Day

Gigi Hadid took an afternoon off to go to a photo studio, try on outfits, snap off a handful of pics, in what seems really fucking lazy, boring, uninspired, empty, useless, garbage…and it ended up in Vogue Korea, because Korea is trendy, likes America…..except North Korea….but you get what I am saying…they put this girl on the cover of their magazine like she matters, because in her mind she matters, it’s just what happens when you give a spoiled brat confirmation, through jobs, media, a pop star boyfriend, that she’s good, worthy, etc…

I prefer when rich kids don’t get what they want and really fall apart, rather than boring fashion shoots that people celebrate and read like they care what she has to say for her uneducated lazy self..

Like really, what insight could GIGI really offer me or anyone in the world that is of value….she’s a fucking bratty rich kid given a career out of high school…

Sure she can talk about what designers she likes best, or what hotels are the most 5 star, but fuck off with any opinion of anything you worthless bitch…..a statement I think these photos validates…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Demi Lovato Braless in Fat Girl Pajamas of the Day

Demi Lovato is on some body positive kick, because she’s blown up for whatever reason, since her break-up, that she leaned up aggressively afterwards, I guess she’s been getting into the cookies, cake, tacos, who fucking knows, but she’s a certified bi-polar with all kinds of issues that stem from being a child star…that include excessive eating those feelings….clearly…

Well, she wore some weird 90s looking elastic band waist, pajama outfit out in public, as obese women do, and she put focus on her braless tits with them nipples to offset the terrifying and magic didn’t happen, but I am sure her creepy fans loved it.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Jojo Got Them Hard Nipples of the Day

Jojo, a personality from a long time ago, who was once pervert jailbait clickbait, who had a following of pervert dudes like Bella Thorne does now, or Hilary Duff did at her prime, or even Miley, because American age of consent in all the boring states is 18, which triggers something weird in dudes from the internet, to think freshly 18 is some magical place, it’s the you can’t have it so it’s good, when really it isn’t because young girls are fucking annoying…just go to Starbucks near a college at lunch time…annoying….slutty dressed…but so annoying…

Well, Jojo isn’t that Avril Lavigne in training she once was, but apparently she still makes music and more interestingly, has hard nipples in selfies.

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Olivia Munn Lookin Rough Ass Flash of the Day

This is hardly an Olivia Munn ass flash, it’s more of an Olivia Munn in short shorts showing some ass cheek because it’s the style, but more importantly because the paparazzi she hired are there and she wants to give them a pic to take back to the media…

You see…Olivia Munn has been trolling, calculated, and hot enough to pull it off…the whole fake your celebrity, pander to the nerds, get in their movies because you’ve convinced the producer you are their people, because they are loyal and don’t want to see you as the mean girl that you are…exploiting them, their ideologies, their existence, their passion, for her greedy, ego, and gain…

The only reasons she did G4Tv was to get a nerd following, and here she is now, trying to keep riding it, despite looking 40….if you can see past her big tits in a push up bra….

It’s safe to say, this one is one of the fucking worst..

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Thighs Be Rubbing Together of the Day

Ashley Benson, who you may know as some teen starlet from some TV show that mattered enough to make her hugely famous on social media by a bunch of 14 year olds who have no business being on social media but that are babysat by social media because their parents are too busy doing whatever they can to have their kids get the fuck out of their hair….so they just get them face injections for their birthdays and they give them their privacy to fuck themselves on snapchat hoping they one day become a Kardashian…or find a rich guy to give them the life they deserve..

I digress…Ashley Benson..Busty…big tits in an era people dont care about tits…who is also fat…because that comes with most big tits…and you can really see that in these pics of her thighs rubbing together….thighs she’s trying to hide with her purse…but thighs nevertheless.

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Ariel Winter Huffing Darts of the Day

Here’s some pics of Ariel Winter, achubby, object of health, mental sanity, if you find overeating, cutting off your tits, reverting to dressing like an exhibitionist broken girl on social media, and object of health….all while having had made it with a 9 year career at the age of 18…like most people don’t have 9 year careers at 40….

I find it nice to see the young starlet being eaten up by the media that created her, that made her a young star, who at one time, 9 years ago, was on a huge TV show, before TV fucking died a horrible death…..take up smoking…while showing off her newly built tits set ti her boxy body…

I am most amazed that she was able to get the cowboy boots over her fat calves….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in Ibiza Policing her Husband of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is old, her career as a Victoria’s Secret model dropped off quick and with it her stock price…but when she was rocking out the prestigious promo model job, she got knocked up by a DJ, who still works in Ibiza DJing to slutty tourists, and for that reason alone, Doutzen Kroes has moved to Ibiza to police the motherfucker so that he doesn’t fuck those slutty tourists….because that’s how you control your man…who likely has lost interest in you…because you’re old…still looks good…but old…and no one likes old…when you have so much influx of new…because you’re still relevant, and the excitement of getting a relevant girl when you were first coming up, is long over now that she’s irrelevant….you know…

Nice Diddle…

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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Mel B Crazy Outfit of the Day

Mel B is in some crazy outift, that is semi see through, but not really that see through,because I can’t see her twat, but people seem to be exctied about it, laughing about it, posting about it, talking about it like it actual matters, or like it’s totally insane….and I am not one of those people…

But then again, I am posting it to say how I am not into posting it or celebrating it…because ultimately…It’s Scary Spice…I stopped jerking off to her in 1997 when I got bored of her hard nipple in the first Spice Girl video….a video I remember.because I am old as fuck.

Either way, this outfit is fucking weird.

Posted in:Mel B|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Danica Patrick Bikini Splits of the Day

I always forget that Nascar doesn’t only exist, it is fucking huge, I just don’t fuck with it, probably because I don’t live in a trailer park, or some shitty middle of the road, blue collar subdivision, that just writing about depresses me, knowing exactly what Nascar fans and their wives look like…

You know, I’m ghetto, I’m broke, I don’t crave the finer things in life, but I know I’m a degenerate, it’s these white folk, who think they are living the dream in their folding lawn chairs eating corn meal casserole, drinking cheap beer they got on sale at Walmart..where the lowest price is the law…

But Nascar does exist, and Danica Patrick is the pussy driver with a pussy in the sport that all you trash can jerk off to as she posts shameless pictures doing poses in a bikini because she thinks she has a hot body…and she knows that you will too…better than any of the strippers you get lap dances from after a long day at the mill…right.

Posted in:Danica Patrick|SFW