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Brie Larson’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

Caroline Vreeland’s Titty Top of the Day

Kelly Osbourne Bikini of the Day

Renae Erica Gets Fired for Being Naughty Online of the Day

Khloe Kardashian Cosplays as a Hot Chick of the Day

2017

Aug

Nicki Minaj Butt Shot of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is releasing a new song…so she’s taken to her social media to post a picture of her fat fake ass…because I guess like all these other starlets who don’t realize that the world has heard enough from them..she’s gotta keep on producing nonsense…knowing that it will sell because people are easy to brainwash…but more importantly…are easy to clickbait…all it takes is some nude or semi nude pics…

She’s not hot, was never hot, but at least she’s trying to be compelling with her body, something she probably missed out in Drama School before she was famous because she was more of a PRECIOUS than whatever the fuck this is….

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2017

Aug

Bella Thorne at Teen Choice Shit of the Day

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I guess the Teen Choice awards happened, but you probably already knew about all of that, you know while sitting in your van outside of the teen choice awards, a trip you make every year at the end of the summer, hoping and praying that you’ll finally get invited in, because it is the only thing that matters in your life, because you had a fucked up childhood, an even more fucked up adolescence, you cystic acne, your awkwardness, your love for bathing in vinegar or lack of showering, chronic masturabtion to girls in your class, anxiety around woman…your no friends, not girlfriends, your family who hated you….leading a life of teen obsession, hoping to one day relive the trauma the right way, not that you have a great job in middle-management…

Well, for those of you who weren’t aware of the teen choice Awards, a award show I doubt teens even watch, since they don’t watch TV, or fuck with award shows, so they don’t actually vote, but the networks do, so it carries on with fake news, fake votes, fake bullshit…fake…

Bella Thorne was there, looking like a raver who got shat on by another raver, because they are so edgy…and EDM….who make EDM…because anyone can apparently…and people like jerking off to her….even though she’s annoying….so here she is…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

I am sure there were a lot of attention seeking, stage parented, broken 20 year olds who play teens on TV shows no one watch there….but I’m too lazy to find them.

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2017

Aug

No Body Cares About Ireland Baldwin Nude of the DAy

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When the world is going to shit, from American on America hate over bullshit confederate statue, or America on North Korea hate with stupid threats from stupid people about “FIRE AND FURY”….

You know you can always find solace, happiness, the answers….calm in a picture of Ireland Baldwin climbing out on a ladder naked…

I know what you’re thinking, “Who is Ireland Baldwin”…or “What is this Ireland Baldwin you speak of”….but that’s just because you’re an uncultured fuck and think it’s a pub in ireland where leprechauns get used as dildos…or because you don’t care about Alec Baldwin, his STD that grew into a little monster trying hard to be a model or social media person….and no matter how naked she gets…no one will notice…but me…because I have nothing else to do.

Keep bringing them NUDES.

Here’s what’s going on in America…

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2017

Aug

Sistine Stallone Looks Like Rocky’s Speedbag of the Day

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THIS JUST IN….NOT ALL CELEB KIDS ARE CREATED EQUALLY….but they do still have better lives than you…and at least she’s skinny…

That long flattened face…looking like she was one of Rocky’s Speed Bag…

That sheer top makes it all ok, becuase it’s the style, she’s got a trust fund and can go through life pretty much doing this…nothing of subsance…thanks to dad…and there’s something leisurely that would be interesting to K-Fed about that.

TO SEE THE Rest of the PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Mom Ass in Chaps for VS Holiday Campaign of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel and the other Victoria’s Secret on staff hookers ,because if you pay them on a contractual basis to get naked for you, it is not considered prostitution, it’s considered promo model work….and in Candicce’s case the only client she’s ever really had…they created her, she exists because of them, and she can’t escape them, and why would she, they didn’t fire her for having a kid like I would have, the also pay her over a million dollars a year to be their hot ass, and I guess when your ass post kids looks this good, you deserve to be celebrated, because if you’ve ever seen a mom…they don’t generally look this good…this too work…and for that…she’s insta whoring with booty shake videos…something she’s never done pre-kid, because like most women, the whoring gets more aggressive when your pussy has exploded in front of a room full of people, when you shit out your kid, and your baby daddy cheated on you…because he can’t face that blown out pussy anymore, because he had you pre kid..

YOU KNOW.

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2017

Aug

Woman Riding the Water Jet in Toronto and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Girl – Webcam Show

Handjob on the Train

Convenience Store Flash Mob

Kangaroo Punches Boy in the Face

Pro Pervert Looking Upskirt

Drunk Guy Wrestling his Girl

Dogs are Smarter than Humans When It Comes to Getting Out of the Way of Runaway Trucks

McDonalds Employee Zip Tied a Woman

Knife Weilding Road Rager

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every day is the weekend for me, because I don’t have a job, but then I realize, fuck, I should put up some VERY important links for everyone who accidentally lands on this site because I know how important they are to you, not because they are life changing, but because your life is just that bad, and they are the only constant you have, so I stop my game of tennis while laying by the pool sipping cocktails with three bikini clad models at my dot com billionaire mansion…and put them together for you…because I care about you getting what you need….VERY IMPORTANT morning links…

That said, what did you do this weekend, I am sure it wasn’t as amazing as my private jet flight (an uber my friend paid for) to the most exclusive hotel in St Tropez (a local strip club ), where I got day drunk on the most expensive champagne (a contact high from some stripper sneezing in my face after snorting back alley opiates)….

Here are some morning LINKS….

Pogo Stick Girl Knocks Herself Out
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Jersey Shore Reunion Picture
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Frisbee Dog Fail
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Victoria Silvstedt Whore in a Bathing Suit
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How an Imax Projector Works
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Chick in a Pink Thong
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Alanis Morissette Sex Dungeon House Clickbait of the Day
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Emma Stone in a New Movie Erotica
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Playing Leonardo Da Vinci META
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Lion VS Hippo Fail
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2017

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Taking upskirt pics of unsuspecting girls is wrong….but being offered sex from an elderly woman who I am not sure actually offered me sex – but offered to take me on a test ride when I told her I wasn’t in shape to see where I am at…..was so fucking right…but unfortunaltly I didn’t make her bake me cookies like she was suspposed to…GRANDMA….

That said, the worst pick-up line I’ve “heard” this week was:

Do you want me to save the Hooker I killed’s for you to sniff, or dispose of them with the body?

And no, no girls fell for that level of romance…because romance is DEAD…

Here are some steplLINKS

Don’t Forget to Watch my SFW Cam Girl Clip of the Week
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So…Usher Hooked Up with the Fat Chick
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Britney Spears Gets Rushed on Stage
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J.Lo Big Cleavage….
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I want to fuck Madelaine Petshc
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I love John Lennon’s Letter to his Ex Wife
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Channing Tatum Dancing at the Gas Station
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Dani Ramirez Hot Legs
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Fake Russian Conor McGregor
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Very Boring Youtube Clickbait
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Splitting and Apple in Half Using Bare Handds…
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Chloe Grace Moretz Neglects Aaron Carter Advances
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Some Slut Named Brittny Ward Topless and Getting Hosed Down
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Julianne Hough Red Bra – Not Fucking Her Brother….
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Dove Cameron – Worth Fucking
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Fails of the Week
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Kendall Jenner Slutty for Adidas
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Slow Mo Guys and a Boring Slow Mo
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BMXer Nigel Sylvester Bikes Dubai
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Katie Cassidy Post Gym Selfie Monster
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Some Chick Named Brec Bassinger in a Bra at an Event of the Day
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Lily DEPP BIKINI Top
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Stingray Eats a Squid
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Tranny Chelsea Manning on Vogue in a Bathing Suit
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TITTY GIF!!
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Two Tits!
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Tits on the Beach
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Some Naked Slut in a Shitty Photoshoot
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Some Other Naked Chick in a Cheesy Naked Shoot
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Monster Tits
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T-Rex Inflattable Porn
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VR PORN
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Some Actress Annabelle Wallis – Nude
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Girl Caught By her Neighbor
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2 Bros – 1 Chick – On the Hood of the Car
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Racist Escort Gets Peed On
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Masturbating with Jizz on her Face
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Bit Tits – Cheesy Shoot
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A Girl Sniffing her Sour Cream Cum
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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2017

Aug

Bella Thorne Tight Fit Young Body of the Day

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Bella Thorne has a tight body…that’s all I have to say about that..

I mean it’s on rotation everyday – there’s not much more I have to say about that…

She’s got the hard job of trying to find clever new ways to pose and be interesting looking in her slutty shameless pics…Because of half nude is not just a half nude, you need to make sure it doesn’t look desperate or contrived, too slutty, or low grade, you need it to be natural, organic, just her outfit, authentic, because ultimately, she wants to get that work, to keep her credible, even if we all know she’s just a hot young redheaded body….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

Aug

Jessica Simpson Titty Dance of the Day

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Jessica Simpson shook her fat tits for a social media post…because she’s discovered BOOMERANG and it probably entertains what you’d assume was her small mind, if you’re from the era of her reality TV show, or really any public interview, that I’ll assume is just a front to relate to the trash who are into her and who buy her stupid clothing and who made her a billionaire through K-Mart fashions…because it makes her relatable, like one of them, when really she’s some money grubbing celebrity….with big tits, tits she realized long ago allows her some leeway in her prone to fatness size, because they make for a good contrast, offset the gut that Weight Watchers paid her a million dollars to lose when she was a fucking blimp….giving her a second shot at life and mom hotness…and all it took was money and cash because this girl who plays a retard is either a retard with a good team…or calculating…and I can’t figure it out because I am hypnotized by tits…

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A WEIRD HOOKER OUTFIT THAT SHOWCASES HER GUNT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW|Videos