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2017

04

Aug

Olivia Wilde Shirt Fetish of the Day

I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon….

Maybe they weren’t as forward thinking opportunists as this cunt, who is in MOVIES, who I’m sure I’ve seen in movies, but can’t place, but I do like the shirt over face look, it’s how most of my fucks look better…the SEX pose of champions or of champions who fuck ugly chicks that disgust them….it’s the subtle BROWN paper bag, without the inconvenience of finding a Brown paper bag, you know USE THE DAMN SHIRT…situation…

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2017

04

Aug

Kim Turnbull Skinny Slut in a Bikini of the Day

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I like watching piss drip off a bikini bottom…it turns me on, like some really horny young pussy all eager and excited to be penetrated, or just a girl who can’t control her bladder, or a slutty girl with daddy issues pretending that she’s squirting – when really – she’s just pissing all over the place….it’s exciting…even when it is just water from her being on the beach dripping off her as she gets out…it doesn’t matter…

She’s in the Barbados, she’s on the vacation, her boyfriend is Madonna’s son Rocco Ritchie…

She’s a model, she’s 17, you’re a pervert…

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2017

04

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Forever of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day Forever….is the tattoo we should all have on our chests…because a fat girl with fake tits…and her musical dream that got her fucked by many rappers…the fatter she got…before turning to fitness to get back in with the white guys…only to fall and land here….is something you should never forget…

Puff Daddy created, reality SHOW, band’s lead singer….turned obsolete, non-existent, yet….she’s appeared from the depths of our memory…with this bathing suit tit pic..and that’s all it really takes for me…

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2017

04

Aug

Daphne Groeneveld Hot in Daily Front Magazine of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is some model from Holland, she’s been around since the 2010s, and I guess has made a career out of this, and by career I mean found a rich guy to support her, but I could be wrong.

She’s weird faced, but I like it, probably freakish in person, but I like it, and she’s topless in a magazine…

I generally don’t read interviews with models, but I read this one while I stole their pics…and learned that along with working out 5 days a week, she also….loves the Hamptons…Italy and her dad keeps all her magazine covers and it’s so cute….until she walks in on him jerking off to them…in an “I made this, let me fuck it’….kind of way…

Also…she wants to take more holidays…despite her life being a holiday as models work a day a month if they are lucky…slackers.

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2017

04

Aug

Butterfly TAttoo can Fly and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Pulls Hair from Performer

Just a Horse Running a Bike Race

Commuters Push Train off Trapped Passengers

Cops Beating a Homie

News People Have Moment of Silence for a Cat

Cop Saves Suicidal Girl

Zombie in Germany

Mother Strips Down when Beating her Son….Or Something Asian

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2017

04

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it hypocritical when you’re told to be the best you can be, but when you really excel at being some creepy guy on the internet, because you don’t excel at much else, like contributing to society or having much going on for you, people just call you a loser, a failure, a low life, and even threaten to sue you or go to the police, because they don’t like how eager you are for NUDES…

If I am the best at creeping, the best I can be, I deserve accolades, awards, to be celebrated…not left to feel inadequate…not that suburban half retard society’s opinion matters, but it would probably secure more nudes if the drone follower basic suburban girls thought I was a celebrity at this shit, and gave into my requests rather than resist it…

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Little Goat Balancing on a Ball
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Beyonce Erotica
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Someone Scores Weird Cartoons According to them
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Arianny Celeste WHore Cleavage
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Bieber Doesn’t Know How Sweatshirts Work
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Homemade Flamethrower is Crazy
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Cats in Movies – The Clickbait Desperation is crazy
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2017

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am less about sending unsolicited dick pics…and more into sending unsolicited ball sack pics…because ball sacks are always seen as an LOL moment, while boner pics are creepy and predatory….but ballsacks are like a creepy half retard kid dressed like a clown doing a tap dance outside the town Woolworth for whatever spare change you are willing to throw into his spitoon…

That said, whenever anyone finds out my name is Jesus, they ask me to cleanse them of their sins…and I always tell them all the same thing, it’s a very complicated process that starts with spread asshole pics…a good way to get the romance started you know.

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Taylor Swift Ass Trial Goes to Trial
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Hailey Baldwin Bra
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Sofia Vergara – Shitty Nudes
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Elizabeth Olsen Legs
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Julianne Hough – Butt Shot
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Farrah Abraham Gets Vagina Tightened
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Jessica Pare at an Event
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Kendall Jenner – See Through Shirt
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Gigi Hadid Skinny legs
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Bella Thorne Cleavage
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Sucidal Russian Biker Chick is Dead
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Baby Goat on a Ball
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Slut in a Bikini
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Matt McConaughey Clickbait Interview
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Duke from Dukes of Hazard Arrested for Diddling
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Annalynne McCord at an Event
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Cute Dog of the DAy
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Katey Segal at an Event
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Charlotte McKinney of the Day
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Crazy Computer Graphics
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Mantis Dance
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Some Slut Naked By the Water
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Hot Slutty Amateur Chick
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My Hot Naked Enough Friend Before She Realized Porn was a Lame Career and Changed her Name…
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The Girl Who Masturbates with a Load of Jizz On her Face
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Art of the Day
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VR PORN
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Girl Does Ass to Mouth But Hates Cum
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PinUp Slut
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2017

03

Aug

Hilary Duff Bikini Fetish Pic of the Day

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Hilary Duff and her thick, full, sloppy even, strong like a bull, carry my furniture if I wasn’t a minimalist / mooch / who doesn’t own furniture, looking woman….is exciting to me…

I am generally not into moms in their 30s or near 30s who have legs that can crush my face when it is used as a thigh master, not that Hilary Duff would lower herself to let my face anywhere near her strong thighs, which may be what I like so much about them, but I guess she did let her trainer and other people up inside her…at least 4 people this year that she’s gone public with…that sex drive out of control…you know how these broken kids are, feed your wounds with food, drugs, food, cock…you’re rich and connected, what else is there to do….but get your fuck on.

I do not know why I wasn’t into skinny Hilary Duff of 15 years ago, and mature mom body in a bathing suit speaks to my soul..

Maybe it’s because I am hungry…or maybe I think she seems sad and thus willing to let me into her life to K-Fed her with my impotence…or maybe cross fit girls and their heavy lifting squats are porn to me…

So many questions, no answers, besides loving the sheer size of these things, making her a challenge to knock over if you tried to force your K-Fed on her….the way cavemen / Bill Cosby would do it…

If you know what I mean…

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2017

03

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Cosmo of the DAy

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Miley Cyrus is in Cosmo, pushing her new country album, because she already did the whole hipster pop album and succeeded because the general public are morons who buy into anything they are fed or told to like…and because she was strategic and naked and using all the tricks you see the instagram hookers using – but on a Disney Budget…and it worked, it made me like her and her bush….that she pulled out all the time like some crazed feminist…

Then she quit the weed, and made it a public statement that weed made her creative and wild, but she wanted to be more serious in her art, and go back to country roots because that pile of cash she made wasn’t enough for her, and country is sustainable, those hick fans are forgiving, of GOD, and still buy CDs…it’s the only market any singer should be into…

But she still needs to keep things a little edgy, using Ellen Von Unwerth, because even the country God Fearing people like leotards and slutty things…just look at all those child pageants from the south…weird.

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2017

03

Aug

Selena Gomez Cleavage for InStyle of the Day

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Selena Gomez and her new injected face, because she’s dating an URBAN artist and she needs to look the part, like some kind of sex doll, with jacked up everything, is in a magazine promoting who the fuck cares, now that she’s out of rehab that she was only in to collect her insurance money on the tour she had to cancel ,because none of these entitled bitches every admit anything, even if addiction is just a padded excuse they can angle for more press, that gives them something to angle and talk about, where people feel sorry for them, and their LUPUS and struggles as a Disney Whore…

Well, in more interesting news, she’s got cleavage for InStyle, which is not a porn magazine but could be if you were really into Selena Gomez and you should be, because she seems so fragile and easy to manipulate….

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