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2017

14

Sep

Lily Rose Depp is a Good Time of the Day

I know I don’t know Lily Rose Depp, but I feel like I should post this picture she posted, because I’ve been going on about this Delilah Hamlin chick being the ideal celebrity daughter because she’s whoring herself out just enough and not quite overly trashy like a typical famewhore…and I like that approach of hot young chick who isn’t overly jacked up yet…but….

Lily Rose Depp is still top notch, mainly because her dad is Johnny Depp, her inheritance is absurd, and he’s a weirdo that probably left her to her own devices, to live and do what she wanted, as he was too busy getting fucked up on his own, plus she’s half french, been drinking since 12 and like all french girls…LOVES anal…

She’s got more of a vibe then the basic white girl…and I appreciate it..

here are the other pics

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

14

Sep

Bella Hadid VS Kendall Jenner Nipples for Fashion Week of the Day

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The only thing that Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner do that is semi interesting is show off their tits…

The only reason that is interesting is because in their famewhoring and trying to be relevant – or seemingly authentic fashion / art icons and not just rich kid followers scamming the people making decisions with their followers – they maintained their “EDGY” by showing tit…and for some reason, like girls syncing their periods, everyone followed..

Leading me to wonder if every girl has a brain of their own, or do they just copy what they think the cool girls are doing, or do girls always want to flash their tits, but don’t because of social norms, but the second another girl does it and it is appreciated, approved, celebrated….they finally get to do it too…

I don’t care that tits are everywhere – I love tits…

I just don’t know how one person’s actions can created a trend with the lemmings….and if it’s that easy…why don’t I have a sex cult I always wanted..

I also have no interest in this fashion week bullshit, it’s all nonsense, dull, not important, and not even interesting or edgy or cool, just like a giant flea market using garbage models to hustle their shit…

I can’t imagine anyone getting remotely excited over this fashion week shit, unless they were getting paid, or some groupie of fashion poser idiot gay dude with no clue….

FUCK THE SYSTEM.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner

2017

14

Sep

Delilah Hamlin for Grazia Australia of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is my new favorite daughter of a famewhore mother with jacked up lips – because she’s hot….

Lisa Rinna was a Soap Star, Melrose Place Star, pretty much a SFW pornstar since that’s what both those shows were…and her face kinda proves it…face injections before face injections were on every 15 year old girl…She became a reality show personality in 2011, probably in the pivotal years of her daughter growing up, so her daughter got a sense of the importance of shameless famewhoring…from the front lines…and now at 19 looks like this…

Passing the torch or some shit, but I’m digging the daughter’s look, all not too jacked up, busty and amazing – out at fashion week showing tits, in magazines in a bikini, with her great body…I mean…she’s good…I’m a fan…probably because I don’t know her and don’t have to bother dealing with a 19 year old spoiled brat trying to get followers…you know..

TO SEE HER AWESOME TITS AND OUTFIT AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE

Here she is in an instagram topless shoot…looking kinda hot and like every single girl ever..

Posted in:Delilah Hamlin|SFW

2017

14

Sep

Maggie Gyllenhaal Upskirt of the Day

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Maggie Gyllenhaal is disgusting to look at, but she has connected parents – so she exists…and I liked her in Secretary, because looks don’t matter when you’re selling the dream of owning a woman obsessed with you to the point she’s pissing herself to apease you…it’s nice…romance really…

She’s showing panties on set, panties I’d assume she borrowed from her cross dressing brother….

Some of you don’t know this, I mean assuming anyone is there, but Jake Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. This was a long fucking time ago, when I left the house, but he was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….while other people were eating…and the bus boy or line chef told me that he was doing it everynight and fucking obnoxious in his “look at me” way….I told the guy that I bet I could make him mad and I walked up to him, he bend down eagerly like i was going to ask him to sign an autograph on my anus with his tongue, and asked if he was the guy who killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I don’t even know what that means, but I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, flailing his arms around, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was banging pretty….aggressively…like a mental case….who hits girls…

It was a story that got on all the mainstream media, probably my peak, then his legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and the media followed their story, I was made out to be this predator fame whore troll, when really I was just trying to piss off a little brat….if I was actually trying to capitalize on it…I would have filmed the shit..you know cellphones did have cameras back then….poor planning really…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story….

And here is his sister’s pussy shot to remind me of how much of a pussy he was…

Posted in:Maggie Gyllenhaal|SFW

2017

14

Sep

Nicki Minaj Nipple of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is hustling some bullshit, I am assuming a new album or song, because girl wants to get paid or stay relevant – it’s always a challenge in a world where she fucking sucks, her music sucks, her theme sucks, and so many girls on social media look equally clown-like, equally busty, equally trashy…and they are actually not just faking it thanks to the lessons learned at the acting school they found her at….

If you know what I mean, if you don’t it’s that girl is a fucking lie, a scam, not hot, and for some reason pulling out her tits all throughout fashion week, and that reason is “notice me”…fame is a drug yo..she’s hooked…which I guess is better than being hooked on crack, that’ll come later when she really becomes irrelevant – a time I anxiously await…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2017

14

Sep

Karrueche Tran See Through of the Day

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Karrueche Tran is not necessarily a transgender – but you can never be too sure – as Trans have a way of tricking drunk straight dudes into sucking their dicks and have been doing that for years…and Trans technologies have improved drastically, just look at little boy Kyle Jenner’s jacked up face and body, the test subject or “proof of concept” for Caitlin’s transition and you just don’t know and can never be too sure…but the one thing you do know is that we live in an era you can’t wear an Indian headdress to a Halloween party, you can’t serve indian food in a High School Cafeteria, you can wear a sombrero on taco tuesday – which just shows how much people care about mexicans…these inclusive safe space idiots find issue in everything and anything – fat shaming, mental health shaming, etc etc etc….BUT they allow people to “APPROPRIATE” gender…even if it’s pretty much parody..

Who knows, the world is fucked…and here are Trans’ not trans nipples…her name just inspired my rant…because I don’t have a clue who she is.

TO See THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Karrueche Tran

2017

14

Sep

Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was the titty model turned Victoria’s Secret model thanks to titty modeling for the right photographer a pervert who the brand hired to update their repetitive and dull outdated look – of interchangeable promo models in the same fucking poses – you know give it some edge, some attitude, to compete with the selfies people are taking of themselves on social media…scammin’ but not as hard as the mall brand itself..

So she became a legit model at 27, thanks to VS needing a Candice Swanepoel stand in as she made babies…
but Candice is back…so where does that leave old Elsa…do they put her out to pasture, does she celebrate having money for her half nakedness for once…does that stamp of approval of the mall brand get her a rich HUSBAND…stay tuned to find out…in the mean time she’s got her rocking body at fashion week in a not so slutty dress….GOOD TIMES…so fashionable…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

14

Sep

Anja Rubik Nipples of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a model and this is her modeling for some magazine where you can almost see her tits – but that are censored because I guess she’s conservative now that she’s old and has made a ton of money she never expected to make – or maybe this is just ironic and thus art – because she’s actually always topless in her modeling – who am I to analyze this bullshit….NOT THE RIGHT PERSON…that’s who…

I’ll just look at the pics and appreciate that she’s a model who came from some country and made it as a model and not a kardashian…it’s refreshing and a reminder of the good years…like the tire. #ad #sp #partner # everyone is a fucking IG influencer hustling free shit for their fake followers…

HERE SHE IS NAKED IN A MAGAZINE – PUSSY OUT AND EVERYTHING – IN 2014 CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anja Rubik

2017

14

Sep

German Tourist Arrested for Masturbating on a Scooter in Public after Losing Bet and Other Videos of the Day

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He Just Grabbed My Vagina – on the Train

Woman Tries to block Car – Car Wins

McDonald’s Employee Gets Beat for Being a Hero

Nun with a Chainsaw

Elephant Steals a Bale of Hay

Dude Just Witnessed a Murder

Purse Snatcher

Nice Hitman of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

14

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most valuable lesson my mom ever taught me was that if someone’s about to stick something / anything in your ass – don’t resist…it does more harm than good…and for my entire life I have carried that lesson around with me – and passed it on to all girls I know and all girls I have banged up the ass – like some kind of prophet – but not for profit – because who really wants their butthole ripped open…

I am sure some people do…but who really knows.

Some morning links…

Frank Vincent from Goodfellas is Dead
CLICK HERE

A Rod and J.Lo Get Married or Something
CLICK HERE

Kat Graham – Workout for the Paparazzi
CLICK HERE

CHICK FIGHT
CLICK HERE

Some Game of Thrones Supercut for the Faggots
CLICK HERE

GIGI Hadid’s Fame Whore Mom Plays With her Shit
CLICK HERE

Harrison Ford Tried to Kill Ryan Gosling for being a Faggot
CLICK HERE

The House the Frasier Actress Lived In
CLICK HERE

Some Car Racing BULLSHIT
CLICK HERE

TITTY BOUNCE
CLICK HERE

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