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2017

03

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m watching a 14 year old do an IG shoot holding a flower with a Kylie bod. She may be 18….She’s Asian….But it’s funny she’s like “omg I love it, let’s do it again” and she spread her legs…in her halter top, tits out, and spandex “fitness” pants…with a gnarly waist to him ratio….

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The Creator of Papyrus VS SNL
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Barron Hilton Marrying Some Rich Socialite Slut
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Selena Gomez – Hard nipples
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Denist Makes Star Wars Spoof Commercial….
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Breaking Domino Records
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Jared Leto Not Giving into Fallon’s Bullshit Traps
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Cat Breaking Skateboarding Records
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Drunk Girls Trolled With Screwdriver is Funny
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Tori Spelling Erotica
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2017

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is an unsure place…from Tom Petty – music I like – dying…to the Las Vegas mass slaughter of Americans…you just never know…and that is why you must take vagina selfies…becuase you have not taken enough vagina selfies…you can never have too many vagina selfies…so vagina selfie…

I saw countless hot moms today…some with tattoos, some in spandex, some in short shorts and thought to myself, I bet they wish they had pre-baby vagina selfies, not because pregnancy always destroys vagina, but just to compare…and that is why you must take vagina selfies…because you have not taken enough vagina selfies…you can never have too many vaginas selfies…so vagina selfie..

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Good Morning Britain Used the Best Picture to Lead into the Vegas Shooting
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Avril Lavigne Doing her 33rd Birthday Looking like a Zombie
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Shaq VS IG Model
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Hailey Baldwin – Man Face – Slut Dress
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Tom Petty is Dead – Too Bad…I liked him
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Kayley Cuoco Hard Nipple
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Sports Photos of the Day
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Amber Rose Slut Walk
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Free OJ already Spotted…Good Times
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Sommer Ray’s Huge Booty
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Doutzen Kroes in a Tight Dress
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Woody Allen’s Son Sides with him about Crazy Mia Farrow and her Lies
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Shanina Shaik Nipples
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Emmy Rossum Looking Old
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Bears VS Bear Proof Garbage
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Some Chick in Leggigns.
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Greer Grammar Cleavage
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Blind People Reveal What Question Annoys them the Most
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Disney Cruise VS Dock
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Tara Reid is a Goddess at an Event
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Northermost Town in the World
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Dude Helps Get Fishing Line off Bird
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Bed Bug Porn to Rmeind You Of All Your Sex You’ve Ever Had
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Demi Lovato Thick Thighs
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Model in a Bra
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Cindy Crawford – Whorish Photoshoot
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Bella Thorne is Not Retouched
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White Boy Can’t Dab
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The Last Word – Hugh Hefner Edition
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Javier Bodem Checking Out Tits
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Kendall Jenner Feels “Stupid” about the Pepsi Ad
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Cara Delevigne Boring Photoshoot…
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You Can Buy Prince’s High Heels
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Nude Photography of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Nude Bitch in the Bedroom
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Amateur Locker Room Fetish
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Big Fucking Tits
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Girl Shits Out Rubber Duckies
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Cum TITs
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Naked Porn Chick in the Shower
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Spread Pussy
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Slutty Selfies!
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Girl Opens Champagne with her Ass
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2017

02

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s Weird Face in a Bikini Giving the Finger of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini, showing off her little body that looks like it may be a premature baby all grown up, or maybe a mom fed her growth stunting hormones, like all good stage mom’s do, in effort to keep the checks coming in….

I guess she’s also showing off her weird to begin with face that is obviously jacked up with fillers, because someone tricked the women in the world to think jacking up their faces with fillers is a good look…

Make everyone look like cheap porn chicks…why not…make other women feel inadequate for no reason…why not…insecurity leads to sales and keeping the economy rolling…good.

Bikini finger like she doesn’t give a fuck, but she took the time to post it, because we like bikini tops on our popular TV show stars…

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2017

02

Oct

Hannah Ferguson in CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is on the rebrand…

She’s been making huge moves from irrelevant / non existent Sports Illustrated model…who was booking shit like photoshoots for bikini companies and their catalogs…you know irrelevant shit….but she had that audience and was able to polarize it and become fashion industry relevant like she was Rat Cow….known for her tits, audience primarily men, but if she goes to the fashion shows, work at the fashion shows, and trick her photog friends to put her in magazines seen as fashion magazines…girl will be rebranded, the public will believe her and leave it at that…because people don’t invest that much time into these people…..we just accept the tits however they are given to us…in whatever way makes them money…we don’t care.

I mean…fashion or not – this is pretty fucking porny as she simulates dick sucking and eating pussy…you know….silly internet. CLICKBAIT everywhere..

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2017

02

Oct

Alicia Keys Nipples of the DAy

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I would have been happy going through life without seeing Alicia Keys in a weird see through bra top, not that I hate see through bra tops, I am all about see through bra tops, and I don’t turn my back on any girl showing her tits, even if they are photoshopped and you can hardly see the massive nipple on the sloppy tit, I take them all in, but there are women I wouldn’t ask for see through pics of if I had any choice in the matter, which I don’t because no one gives a fuck about my opinion on anything – especially not on Alica Keys being a monster piano master with the voice of an angel…showing some titty….which I guess is still better than her normal behavior…it’s just a sign of the times and the collective willingness of woman everywhere, transcending all races and ages and sizes…exposing tit…and we like it..
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2017

02

Oct

Barbara Palvin See Through of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the patsy who was once used by Victoria’s Secret to defer a scandal involving their musical Guest Bieber fucking one of the married models Miranda Kerr.

She was then the accessible, straight from Hungary girl who was friended by Stella Maxwell…

And her life or identity was robbed because Maxwell moved into her zone and stole her contacts and got herself booked at Victoria’s Secret…not sure if Palvin still does it, too lazy to google it…I just know she ate her feelings and got very fucking big as she got older…but is now slimmed down…and showing tit at some fashion shows she’s walking because she still exists…and the nipples prove it.

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2017

02

Oct

Frederikke Sofie Falbe-Hansen Nipples with the Longest Name of the DAy

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Frederikke Sofie Falbe-Hansen is a model….and has a silly long name…but is’ Danish, like a Danish, I like Danish, all kinds of Danish, but I usually eat them, diabetes motherfuckers, but is less pastry Danish and more Denmark Danish like other models, less retard and big headed than other Danish models, it’s a look, but who the fuck cares who she is, you can see her nipples in some photoshoot for the Sunday Times Style insert and that’s important….fashion and nipples…are erotica to me…and the Sunday Times is more important than being topless on instagram like all the other models who aren’t models so that makes this one legi..it’s legit toplessness….take it in….even if she’s actually got a dress on….it’s SEE THROUGH…and there are tits…

My life is very repetitive, but what the fuck am I supposed to say about this…really.

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2017

02

Oct

Rebecca Romijn Posts a Pic of her Body Painted 100 Years Ago of the Day

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos…who is no longer a Stamos….Stamos dropped her and this is what life after John Stamos does to you.

You know you get with the fat kid from Stand By Me and the ghetto superhero in My Secret Identity, was that even a show, I remember it existing and being shit but did other people ever see it?

She done got old…fast and the hot thing about it is knowing that at one time she was a hot bikini model…and at another time…she was acting in XMEN or some other comic related movies and nerds love that shit…and you are nerds…so here is her throwback thursday pic..trying to remind you, matter, exist, whatever posting a body painted shot is..

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2017

02

Oct

Sara Sampaio Topless Shoot of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her DNA…and they are a billion dollar empire…and you know how crazy billionaires can be…evil geniuses…and shit…

The plan is to replace the old with the new…but the old won’t give up and I guess they feel like they can’t just turn their back on her….it’s not that crazy of a theory…

So….she’s topless in a shoot….and it matters because…she’s topless..

Other reasons why she matters…is because she hates fat models too…..and that means something in a world where everyone seems to encourage these fat bitches…

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2017

02

Oct

Ellie Goulding’s Great Tight See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures of her at fashion week wearing a see through shirt rocking an amazing set of tits…hard nipples and good times…that dreams are fucking made of…at least my dreams…because I like tits, see through shirts, hard nipples, I’m old and this is what we consider pornographic…you know pre-throat fucking…a braless girl in a tight sweater was all we ever needed..

I still don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but I remember her being some kind of pop star from the UK, turned hipster or always a hipster, hence the whole fashion week thing, because overpriced made in china by little kids products is so luxurious and exclusive as the fashion brands laugh backstage about how that garbage bag the model is wearing and that they are selling for 20,000 dollars cost them 14 cents to make…those margins…BANANAS…like Ellie Gouldings’ hot hard titty.

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