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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day
Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day
Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day
Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day
Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day
Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day
Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day
Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day
Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day
Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2023

22

Aug

Iris Apatow Bikini of the Day

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There’s a meme that I saw that read that retarded women have rockin’ tits because it allows them to have a better chance at survival. Makes sense to me because tits will make even the most normal dude fuck a retard for the tits…

I didn’t believe the meme because I had never really seen any hot retard tits, but I have known some retards who were kids of people I knew that escaped their retard institutions for weeks at a time only to come back pregnant, so I always thought that retards were down to fuck….

Earlier today, I saw a retarded girl walking along all retardedly, her mangled face from what we’ll assume was a fucked up premature birth terrified me, but her shirt was tight and her tits were perky and large, her nipples hard and I said “Damn that retard meme was FACTS”….

Iris Apatow, the daughter of Judd, who I once saw do stand-up where he talked about his daugthers and their vaginas, which creeped me out back then, since they were children….probably thinks she’s next generation Hollywood, because these people just cast their kids, creating some insular industry of low grade crap, but in her mind she’s ROYALTY…

Well, she looks like a retard in the face but the tits aren’t epic for survival at all, probably because she’s rich and her retardedness can buy survival…but the good news is that at least she starves herself out!

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2023

22

Aug

Jenna Dewan Panty Flash of the Day

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I’ve told this story before, I only have about 5 stories that I remember and unfortunately this is one of them….

The story goes like this…

Jenna Dewan, the back-up dancer, always at the back of the stage, never at the front of the stage, probably always wanting to be the front of the stage, but that’s not where back-up dancers are, even when they are whores….

She was able to take her dancing abilities to the bedroom with Channing Tatum, maybe they bonded on dance, or maybe they bonded on being whores on casting couches as they were both coming up, because you know that his career being gay for pay as a male stripper also involved being gay on the casting couch, or gay at the gay producer’s pool parties where he’d walk around with his dick out for the other gay execs to get excited over….

It worked out nicely for him, he was able to turn his male stripping into a movie franchise I’ve never seen, which means it worked out nicely for her because she married the idiot and got 50 percent of all his assets as they do…

Anyway, my story is that I met one of their agents at a bar, he may have been lying but he was very into stories of going to their house where they’d both be naked and trying to get him naked when he was dropping off scripts….because that’s what whores do when they make it, they still have the whore gene in their brain…

So, her flashing her panties jumping into bed is pretty offensive, like we don’t deserve the mom of two kids with two men pussy flash and that’s just mean spirited and bitchy…

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2023

22

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Surfs up motherfuckers.

I’m the kind of guy who would jerk off in the corner of the pool, you know a little fuck the pool jet while pretending to be doing aquafit with the senior citizens I am fucking the pool jet to, you know to justify my terrifying moans and screeching…

So, I’m into the whole bikini thing, even if bikinis aren’t naked, they’re half naked, and sometimes better than naked…

I am a believer that the bikini is the reason the internet exists, or at least social media, so with that….here’s some random ass compilation of swimwear because it is important!

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2023

21

Aug

Leni Klum Nip Slipping and Showing Ass of the Day

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I am going to pretend that my Leni Klum coverage is basically my LEWINSKY. I’ve used this reference before and it’s that the site DrudgeReport was apparently launched because they had the Lewinsky story…..

I have been doing this site for close to 20 years, I think we’re at 19 years this November, and I’ve yet to have a real viral story, other than an exclusive SQUIRT clip of Farrah Abraham that got posted on Gawker and pushed 500k people here, only to never come back again….

So like Heidi Klum, Leni is my last hope, but unlike Heidi Klum, I’m not rich or able to sit on my pile of money if this doesn’t work out, so I’m going to milk these big German / Italian tits like a countryside farmer getting milk for our German Alp hot chocolate….

The hot daughter has an exposed nipple that looks like a small and pale nipple, which is an exciting nipple on such a large tit.

She also has some ASSHOLE BEHIND thongs going on, even though the internet incel community think her ass lacks shape and excitement, it’s still got an asshole to be seen, coveted or jerked off to….

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2023

21

Aug

Britney Spears Gets Licked and Topless of the Day

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Britney Spears, or her body double, or her clone, or her AR filter have recently let her handler who played her husband go. They are calling it a divorce.

I assume his contract was up and he has a better life to live as Britney’s ex, probably at the gay clubs or by the pool in Palm Springs where he can probably afford to live off his Britney earnings since his acting career is pretty shitty.

That’s not to say he wasn’t a rich kid to begin with, it’s just to say that marrying Britney means getting paid….especially when it’s an actual paid job to push the lie that she’s still alive, that she’s free, that she’s not in an institution, or that she’s not a body double, an AR Filter, or even to push that she’s fucking nuts.

To make her storyline even more obscure she posted some now single toplessness, you know, it’s what huge popstars do after the trauma of being a celebrity has destroyed them at their core…something I look for in a woman….

Then she hired a group of awkward dudes, probably of craigslist, all looking like her husband, all topless, and licking her from the boot up with some weirdo director behind the camera only for the content to look more like a snuff film from the VHS era than social media content in the porn generation.

If only she hire me to be the creeper giving direction, I can assure you that I’d make it good.

Here’s her caption, make sense of it if you can, because I can’t but it seems Britney could have been run through by a bunch of gay migrants who floated into Europe on a raft only to be adopted by Britney…..


When you go to meet up with a so called “friend” and drive an hour for chicken !!! Then you have to wait in the car and need to use the bathroom … I knew paps were tipped off because the car I was in was never used before … so how I was I followed ??? Malibu Canyon Road is the most horrible road ever to drive on … so what does a bitch like me do !!??! I put my green dress on and show up at my friends !!! I invited my fav boys over and PLAYED ALL NIGHT !!!

Weird….



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2023

21

Aug

Leni Klum Getting Man Handled in her Bikini of the Day

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I kept the Leni Klum bikini pics as the top post over the weekend, because it was single-handedly the most important post of the month on the site, which may say a lot about the lack of original content produced at this site, but since I’ve always been a lazy content creator who prefers reposting instagram pics and commenting on them here instead of for free on instagram, you know why not pay for a server that I can’t afford to support my shitty instagram comments that I don’t post on instagram so that the people can’t ban or delete my comments on actual instagram, even though I was running the site 10 years before instagram existed….

So yeah, her big tits were big news….

People argue they are fake, I doubt it, they are just big, it happens, they are tits and some tits have a mind of their own…

I don’t doubt that Heidi is behind them, that Heidi is exploiting them, or that Heidi would have made her get some fake tits had she not naturally had these massive tits because they are the new generation of Heidi to keep Heidi alive……

You see, Heidi knows how to party and by party I mean whore herself proper, so that you can assume that she really knows how to whore another person out, even or especially her daughter like the experienced prostitute who gets put on a desk job after the menopause is too present to avoid.

People also argue that Leni has a flat ass, forgetting that you can build an ass through fitness, more importantly that big tits are usually grown into, meaning if they are big now, the ass may follow, so her young ass that isn’t a huge round fat instagram ass, isn’t a BAD ass, but to the nerds of the internet it is enraging, how dare a rich hot big busty half Italian half German rich kid with her trust fund and opportunities wear an ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG with a little ass like that, not realizing the little ass makes the dick look bigger…and thus NEVER a bad thing so long as it’s over 18 years of age.

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2023

21

Aug

Lily James Cleavage of the Day

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I only know Lily James as the bootleg Pam Anderson in the Disney produced propaganda that tried to make it look like Pam Anderson wasn’t involved in the selling of her sex tape, but that some nerdy Seth Rogan motherfucker who was a slighted carpenter was involved in selling because he had access to their vault safe in their garage and was that kind of exploitative asshole…

I am sure that the sex tape was sold to the porn companies because Pam had a sex tape with her previous boyfriend Bree Michaels hit and Tommy Lee wanted to ALPHA male that shit by showing the world his dick….rockstar with the playboy slut who accidentally landed on TV shit…

Anyway, when Lily James was in a titty prosthetic, done up like Pam Anderson she was hotter than this…and that’s all I have to say about that…

Maybe it’s that Blonds have more Fun, or Maybe it’s that Lily James looks hotter in movie make-up….

Here’s her cleavage…

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2023

21

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Ass Shot of the Day

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Since Jennifer Aniston is a Greek, I’ll assume that she’s really into Anal sex since her people are the creators of such things, assuming prehistoric caveman wasn’t fucking bitches up the ass. Maybe the Greeks just get all the credit for Anal, those olive oil lubricated fucks…

Since Jennifer Aniston is a spinster, now menopausal woman who chose being a hot set of hard nipples on TV and in the movies over doing what women are supposed to do with their vaginas, which is breed……

We can only assume the reason she didn’t get pregnant wasn’t all the abortions she would have as a liberal celebrity who probably cries for abortions like other liberal celebrities not realizing that killing babies is satanic, or maybe totally realizing killing babies is satanic and tricking the normies into not thinking it is satanic is all part of their satanic fun……

But the reason she didn’t breed was all the anal…from being GREEK, where her most used orifice is the one she shits from….

Well, the old lady is in a thong looking bikini bottom, showing a lot of ass, which is totally not age appropriate, but with her sorcery, or being rich and vain and childless, with chefs and trainers and medical spas and rich lady cosmetic treatments, because being childless allows you to misdirect your focus on trying to be fuckable into your 90s, when dudes will fuck anything even when it is unfuckable and in its 90s….

She’s managed to almost make it appealing, I mean for an old lady ass that’s well traveled, it’s not so bad so long as she’s bent over and not looking at us with that scary old lady face…..it almost makes me want to “Dog Park” this shit and dive in face first with a sniff…..just to see if I can still smell Brad Pitt’s pit on her, he’s so dreamy….

All this to say, celebs are freakish with their cloning station, Aniston is far too old for this overall look and it freaks me out.

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2023

21

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Monday of the Day

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I may be a lazy fuck who takes my weekends so seriously that I treat every single day like a Sunday afternoon, even when I am hard hustling celebrity gossip monger….who doesn’t even monger celebrity gossip, but I’ll post their pics and call them overrated trash you nerds shouldn’t be jerking off to, like the councillor at the retard camp who doesn’t let the retards jerk off at the public pool…FUN KILLER…

So yeah, I was supposed to post the On/Off, clothed/unclothed content on Friday, but I had cocktails to drink on the patio like some fancy European with a lust for life….only it was more drinking cheap beer in the park, but still allowed me to stare at all the half naked girls who are basically walking around naked in this new era of overexposure on the internet trickling into pretty revealing outfits in the real life….

On/Offs are almost obsolete thanks to all the near naked walk-bys…but still magical to a pervert like me who likes seeing clothed become naked….

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2023

18

Aug

Leni Klum Massive Rich Girl Boobs in a Bikini on Her Dads Yacht of the Day

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Leni Klum is one of the artifacts of Heidi Klum being passed around rich dudes when she was at the top of her career as a Victoria’s Secret model, because when she ended up with Kissed by a Rose Seal with the adult arm sized penis, she was already pregnant with this one….

Maybe Seal’s massive penis affected something in the birth development womb, disrupting the natural growth of the child, because she’s developed some ridiculously huge tits on her small frame, that don’t seem to have much give to them, almost like one of those breast plates dudes buy on Amazon for their Cosplay outfits or to game nerds into thinking they are Cosplay chicks on Onlyfans, you know, like they are sex doll made not human grade….which adds to her impressiveness…

Sure, she’s a rich kid, her dad owns yachts, her stepdad is Seal, her mom Heidi Klum, and sure she’s a product of nepotism, but I support nepotism, especially when it’s hot and busty, even when the mom is trying to exploit the tits harder than the tits, because she knows the tits are hugely marketable, possible attention generating money makers, which allows her own existence to last longer as the womb that made the monster tits I want to be ravaged by…where are the rich kid may like the attention, but doesn’t have the need to use them for money, she’s already rich…

Point of the story, dudes are bitching about her having a flat ass, with tits like that, she doesn’t need to have a head, limbs, even a vagina….she could be full downs sydrome and a midget…and I’d appreciate the tits just the same….

I am a fan of LENI KLUM’S big boobs…

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