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2017

26

Jul

This is What I Am Masturbating To Right Now of the Day

I find it interesting, but not really, that people like to tell each other what TV show they are watching, what series they are really into, what book they are reading, what they are doing throughout the day…

But rarely do people share what they masturbate to, I mean sometimes a girl you sext will send you a video she came to, and sometimes a friend will tell you he jerked off to some old high school year books he found at a garage sale, but for the most part…I don’t tell you what I am jerking off to ever…until today because today….I am jerking off to this golden whatever it is…Phoebe Price…my queen..I don’t think she could be any more perfect…

Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW|Videos

2017

26

Jul

Taylor Hill Overrated White Girl with hot Daphne Groeneveld Models on Yachts of the Day

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Taylor Hill is a little boring…but she’s with Daphne Groeneveld who is hot…and I guess their rich and dialed in older boyfriends…because these yachts don’t come free…unless some shit got swindled hard in the negotiations that made the yacht company absorb the yacht cost to have two hot models on the yacht…but either way…whether rich dudes they fuck pay, or rich dudes who own the yacht are gifting cuz they want hot pussy on bikinis on the yacht…they are still hookers to me…and I guess my oopinion is the only one that matters since I am the only one here reading this…but not actually… it’s more being shat out of my mouth than anything really…

But this Daphne Groeneveld…she’s pretty amazing….I am that round ass…is amazing…and I love young girls with round assese…there just seem to be so many around..and I want to be best friends with ALL of them.

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|SFW|Taylor Hill

2017

26

Jul

Hannah Ferguson’s Possible Pussy for LOVE of the DAy

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Hannah Ferguson is a little naked – but not naked enough….because naked enough is never quite enough, as a pervert I want to see naked always…

This is for LOVE magazine, who I guess think she’s worth stripping down naked for their naked issue that we’ve already seen top tier pussy like RAT COW And Barbara Palvin naked in…

Seeing them go down the list of potential models to get naked for their shoot, and ending up on this Sports Illustrated chick may confuse me….it’s like get whoever we can who has done any little amount of mainstream work…and ending up here makes no sense…I mean she really is a no one…a naked no one..and sometimes that’s all the sense you need any of this to make…

I just want to know where her nipples are…I mean that and her actual straight up labia…and I’m not talking about whatever the fuck that thing on her head is that she probably considers edgy or artistic…I’m talking about the other wrinkly lips on her other head…the pussy head…I don’t know where I am going with this..but take it all in..in case it is in fact genius prose and not just me shitting out of my mouth because my hemorrhoid is too painful for me to shit out of my ass…

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson

2017

26

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Weird Face Butt Shorts of the Day

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I think we can all agree that despite Ashley Tisdale’s weird, barely famous or relevant in her fame thanks to High School Musical pretty much dying and her not really moving on, ugly, botched Plastic Surgery face….doesn’t really matter and isn’t all that bad when she’s wearing shorts that show her ass cheeks…a trend most 30 somethings don’t follow – but that I am fine with them following when they aren’t fat – because ass cheek exposing shorts are everything..

Earlier today, I spent 10 minutes watching a group of young girls taking selfies and social media pics of each other, and all were in ass cheek exposing shorts, reminding me that you can never have too much ass cheek exposing shorts, be happy it’s a trend, because it’s hot enough to eliminate ugly faces…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Doughy in a Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a little Doughy..

Looking soft in her stomach….

Do we really care whether Charlotte McKinney in Maimi for some face paparazzi bullshit is happenigf, despite her big tits…even if she looks like she’s a bit of a fat fuck dot com….and will calling her a fat fuck dot com really go over well in a world where people can’t appreciate a good anorexic chick with big tits, and instead go for the barrel shaped women like the ones they find in WALMART…it’s a sat world we live in…real sad…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Georgia Fowler Titties of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…you know when some creepy predator promises her the world in a coke fueled industry, and her parents sign up for it, paving the way for her to produce tit pics….like this for GQ…

Her claim to fame is working for Victoria’s Secret in 2016, which is a big deal, what little girls abducted by her parents to be fashion models / sex workers for rich guys dream about, because it allows them to command a higher day rate…

I don’t know what these photos are all about, what they are telling me, what the story is…but I see nipple and that’s really the only thing I need any story to tell me, I am ADD and Reading takes too much effort anyway…pics…nip pics…tell many words…

Posted in:Georgia Fowler|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Nastya Zakharova Hot Shoot of the Day

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Here’s a shoot of model Nastya Zakharova looking like a weirdo…

It is for something called BLVD and I wasn’t going to bother posting it…

I don’t know what BLVD is. I don’t know who Nastya Zakharova is. I don’t feel like writing another “Russian Sex Worker” post, or “Communist in the Breadline, Recruited to be a Russian Spy to Rig Your Election by being in your magazines and acting as a model nonsense”…but then I came across her fully naked pic, filled with pubic hair stubble and a Michael Jackson-without the Pedophilia-like pussy grab..and though…this Nastya Zakharova is a good time…I like what she’s about…at least in this weirdo shoot…for BLVD magazine…whatever that is…and whoever she is…

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2017

26

Jul

Just a Woman Breast Feeding a Dog and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Guy of the Day

Dad Abandons Baby in a Parking Lot

Dude Getting Covered in Cinnamon Catches on Fire

Kid Gets Taken Out by a Bottle

Dude Chooses a Weird Place to Pee

Man Performs Citizen Arrest

Failed Criminal of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

26

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with Anal, the road usually less traveled, unless you’re dealing with a born again Christian trying to stay pure, is that that road less travelled is the road to her semi digested, fermenting, last few meals…that smells like shit…because it is shit…

Not all anal includes fasting and pre-anal enemas…just like not all stepLINKS are created equally…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning….

Lana Del Rey is a “Witch” who Casts Spells Like 90 Percent of Girls on Tumblr
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Kim K’s Still Whoring Out her Kid to Social Media
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Farrah Abraham’s Rockin’ Anal Loving Fake TIts
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Eating Raw Oyster Porn
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Some Charlize Theron Slutty for Atomic Kitten
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Taylor Swift is Creepy Hiding from the Paparazzi
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Usher’s Accuser Got Herpes from Him – And Wants 20 Million
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More on Usher’s Herpes
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Josie Canseco’s Cameltoe
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The Insane Eyebrows Behind Trump
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Angry Man – VS Sheep
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2017

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to get a girl to mail you a jar of her “squirt” so that you can prove to her it’s actually pee – by doing a taste test – has proven to be REALLY complicated.

NO ONE actually wants to participate and those who do just end up getting it confiscated at the border because 1984 – Totalitarian Government – Oppressing us and our need to ship PEE freely…or SQUIRT…whatever…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Guess Who’s Playing Barbie Clickbait
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Kat Del Toro Slutty in a Bikini
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Yolanda Hadid Mom Ass….in a Thong…
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Anna Faris – At an Event
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Bieber Cancels Tour Due to Jesus
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New Show – My Friend Dahmer
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Cat Pets a Frog
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Kylie Rae – Slut
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Blac Chyna – TITS
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Lohan Playing with Balls
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X-Tina Aguilera Thickness at an Event
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Belgian Drives Thru with a Tank
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Mary Kate and Olsen at a Wedding
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This is Mindy Kaling the Intern Who Got Famous’ House
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Girls Trying Oysters
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Busty Piggish Girl in a Pink Suit
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Chloe Grace Moretz Bra Flash
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Slutty Chick in a Trailer for a Shit Movie..with Guns and Spread Legs
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Charlize Theron Atomic Blonde Slut
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Sofia Vergara at an Event
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Seth Macfarlane’s New Show Trailer…
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Kendall Jenner Naked….
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Jennifer Aniston Pokies
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Aubrey Plaza is Boring
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Robert Pattinson is Engaged to FKA Twigs
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Madison Beer Young Slut Fucking Beckham in a Tube Top
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40 Ton Humpback Leaps out of the Water
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Hilary Duff – Bikini
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Instagram Sluts Together in Miami
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Hailey Clauson in a Bathing Suit
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Massive Tits Covered in Milk
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Massive Fake Tits
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Outside the Pub Fuck
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The Caught Compilation
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GIMP HEAD FUCK
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Just a Girl Drinking Piss
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