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2017

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I think “My dog must really love me, he tries to sleep with me everynight, but then again I sleep with my wife every night and I just do it to hear her when she finally dies….I figure I’ve put myself through this much abuse, it’ll be great to hear her take her last breath…allowing me to really understand true happiness…”

But then I realize….my dog probably really loves me…because he doesn’t know better and if I was dead he’d be forced to eat me, because no one would feed him and my wife would be too lazy to get rid of my body, she can’t even wiper her ass…

That said…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Ronda Roussey is Marrying Some Closet Case
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Dakota Johnson Sports Bra
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Anne Hathaway – BUSTY
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The Movie Passengers Rearranged is an Improvement
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Some Bachelor Chick Was Raped by Tommy Lee
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TAylor Hill – Panty Flash
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The House the KILLERS Live in
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ZOe Saldana and her Sugar Baby
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London Knife Attack
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BTS of Guardians 2
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Jessica Simpson Hard Nipples
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Look at Lily Collins’ Bra!
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Ryan Gosling Boring Lunch Serious…Boring…Lunch
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Hilary Duff – Ass in Jeans
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The Injured Dog who Loved his Cheeseburger
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More Jessica Simpson in a SLut Titty Dress
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Crazy Cat Attack – mean Pussy
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Pixie Lott – Cameltoe
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Drake Dropping Charges on the Girl Who Broke Into His House
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Bella Thorne in Fishnets.
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Amanda Lepore’s Big Dude Tits
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The Hottest Celebrity Stoners Clickbait of the Day Cuz it’s 420
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Tyra Banks in a New movie….Playing a Doll
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The Cat Who Likes Whipped Cream
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Belly Dancer with Monster Tits Dancing
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Tasha Reign – Fat Fake Porn Tits
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Girl Who Fucks Her Pillow
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Weird Public Masturbator….Offered HELP
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A Day is Not a Day without Fisting
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Orgasm of the Week – VERY WET
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Find Local Girls TO Fuck RIGHT HERE
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2017

20

Apr

Jessica Simpson Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jessica Simpson, our billionaire fashion mogul, has got Hard Nipples on her monster large tits, that have carrried her through pregnancy, over eating at the Texas BBQ, life in general….They are bigger than my fucking head….

Now I like to think of these hard nipples as a memory of a simpler time…notwhen Jessica Simpson was young at hot….before that…when I was in High School…

Because in High School, at 14 years old, pre porno addiction, or access…because the internet didn’t exist…this bust girl who hit puberty young and her DD size tits always had hard nipples…and I’d just fucking stare at them…so mature her tits were…so unable to control my erection my dick was…Gym class was fucking hell…her bouncing everywhere…me unsure of what was going on…but luckily I never came myself in public…

I miss the days I was that easily exicted..just some hard nipples in a shirt…now I need gaping ass and throat fucking with 8 chicks and one dude ….and it has to be selfies sent directly to me, not produced porn just to even entertain the idea of “maybe I’ll jerk off”…

The world…is such a sad place…RIP boners to hard nipples while looking at these hard nipples without a boner…

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2017

20

Apr

Demi Lovato’s Bathing Suit Porn of the Day

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Demi Lovato is wearing the fuck out of her bikinis, she’s like pulling out her tits every chance she gets to be titty forward, you know to not sexualize her tits, because tits shouldn’t sexualized, in an era where tits are sexualized….she’s one of the body positive, don’t sexualize me, don’t bully me, but if she sexualizes herself, it’s ok! It is empowering! Weird, but she’s some bi polar lesbian werido…and I like bikini selfies from super famous Disney Stars turned pop stars…to instagram bikini slut…>GOOD WORK!

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2017

20

Apr

Daphne Groeneveld See Through of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is fucking perfect, these Dutch girls with there Amazing faces makes me question why I didn’t knock up the Dutch speaking girl I used to fuck, back when she was engaged to be married….it’s like was that my moment to be forever connected to a lovely creature, who has a language that sounds like you’re throwing up but more importantly for her to go through with her marriage carrying my kid, passing it off as her husbands, only for the family to find out long after I am dead, that her mother, his wife, was a Euro trash whore….a whore I loved…

These are Daphne Groeneveld, one of my favorite faces in modeling right now, I mean right this second, because I will forget about her in 2-3 minutes, there’s too much noise out there….

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2017

20

Apr

Charisma Carpenter Looks Like a Botox Sugar Baby of the Day

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The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43 and still does herself up like some kind of porn slut…or Jon Benet Ramsey….

You know she goes to the gym and the “dermatologist” to stay youthful…but I’m sure she realizes she looks like a plastic surgery ridden sex doll, or John Benet Ramsey but then again, she does have wrinkles, maybe it’s just the make up I am struggling with, or maybe it’s that I want to bang a 43 year old….that body looks good….WHO knows….

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Posted in:Charisma Carpenter|SFW

2017

20

Apr

Hana Jirickova for VOGUE Paris of the Day

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VOGUE PARIS SHOWS NIPPLES…

Stylized nipples, but nipples none the less.

VOGUE PARIS IS PORN…

Really shitty porn, because nipples aren’t porn, they are feeding vessels for babies I like to suck on and jerk off on, but they aren’t porn. Don’t sexualize that shit, especially not in France, because it’s France motherfucker…and nipples are considered bikini tops. True Story. Boring Story. What they hell do you want from me…

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2017

20

Apr

Emily Didonato For Vogue Paris of the Day

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Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fuelled by fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this happens…

Because American girls are FAT….

But Emily Didonato…is lovely…being all french and classy…not USA trashy…despite being USA trashy…because you can’t believe everything you jerk off to…most of them are just lying bitches LYING to you..

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|SFW

2017

20

Apr

Rosario Dawson is Squeezed the Fuck into a Dress of the Day

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I guess Rosario Dawson is pregnant, or maybe her gut caught up to her hispanic tits, I think calling her a hispanic is racist, I am not a racist, since I truly feel we are all God’s people. I just don’t believe in God….I just feel we’re all here sucking resources off the earth together, who gives a fuck about where a motherfucker is born, or what color they are, we are all equally horrible, and we will all die when the world explodes…So I am not racist, but I do hate when a set of big tits, gets old, and a gut to match those big tits….I wonder if it is pregnancy, maybe it is just coke bloat…or maybe it’s from quitting coke cuz girl is a party girl…who knows…who cares…this dress is terrible…you can’t push them tits high enough to distract me from everything else going on here…

I guess it is just a reminder of how old the leaked nudes are.

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2017

20

Apr

Eva Longoria Bathing Suit of the Day

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I have always hated Eva Longoria. No, not because she married a big black guy a while ago, I’m not a racist, but because everyone loves her and thinks she’s wonderful and this great contribution to society…but I see a self hating Mexican, who identifies with being Mexican when it’s good for business…but not when she’s hiring Mexicans to be her slave…

But it’s nice to see that despite her efforts, she’s slowly becoming an actual Mexican, because she is a Mexican, rounding out all middle aged, looking like she’s been working at the taco shop making the toritillas…

I figure…good choice in the one piece big a burly satan woman.

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2017

20

Apr

Kendall Jenner is the Empire State Building of the Day

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IT HAS GONE TOO FAR!!

You know a viral prank has gone too far, when the family, the worst, most vile and useless people, who just really understand marketing and manipulating the retard people into buying into their shit….

When girl is projected on the Empire State Building….like a bad horror movie, post apocalyptic, EVIL overlord type futuristic movie.

Shit is terrifying…but it is happening, and you are all allowing it.

She’s not even that hot…she’s a fucking monster…but not as much of a monster as her dad turned mom, or sisters, but she’s still not hot enough to be the fucking Empire State building, maybe inserting the Empire State Building in her ass in a video like she was KIM, but projected on it…that’s fucking setting up a target for pretty angry, uptight, fed up people…to do bad things to it….

Here’s that creepy KIM VS KYLIE picture going around to remind you that either these cunts are both created in the same plastic surgery lab…because they are half sisters and shouldn’t look this close together – or Kyle is one of Kim’s abortions that survived and they raised to be a merchant of evil selling product…to make the world a more and horrible place…

Some tits…

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