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2017

29

May

Rat Cow’s Bird Face of the Day

Even with all the snapchat filters in the world, RAT COW still has that pointy, beady eyed, rat face….because that’s where she gets the RAT in her name, I know you’d think it was more to do with her being a rat sneaking her tits into our lives for social media followers…or sneaking celeb cock in her to get work even though she has a ginger boyfriend…..but that’s the COW part of her…udders…the rat part is the FACE…rat cow…

Well, she’s making dumb faces and showing off her cleavage for Memorial Day…you know like a Christian Radio station shouting out our troops for fighting for our freedom because god had a bigger plan for them…but the slut version..

Memorial Day…that’s what’s up…

Here she is with her family that raised a hooker…her mom got some tits though, so she knows..

Memorial Day…that’s what’s up…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2017

29

May

Pixie Lott Bikini in Portugal of the DAy

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Damn…Pixie Lott’s got a rockin’ body in a bikini…so strange for a UK person, but I guess with the advent of running water, electric heating, and other modern conveniences, including but not limited to the internet…their pussy doesn’t need to be trashy glamour model, or grey skinned yellow tooth stew eaters covered in coal dust…it can be actual hot girls…

Yes, I know historically there have been hot chicks from the UK…it happens, I get it…but fuck the UK…this is America motherfuckers…

Memorial Day…that’s what’s up…

Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2017

29

May

Vanessa Hudgens Braless and Skinny of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens was once Vanessa PUDGENS cuz I’m so fucking clever I should be shot in the face…

She likes like a crackhead tranny dying of aids in the 80s, but nice NIPPLE ring…

She is no longer fat, since no one should be fat, and since no one likes fat chicks, not even fat chicks, but it is funny when fat chicks lose all the weight and lose themselves thinking everyone only likes them because of their looks because no one liked them when they had no looks…so their actual person is reduced to looks…then they either get fat again, or kill themselves trying to stay skinny because it’s nice to get things for being skinny…

ALWAYS funny – the fat chick turned hot chick breakdown after she’s been fucked by one too many dudes and realizes she means nothing…amazing..

Memorial Day…That’s What’s Up…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

29

May

Lea Michele Keeps the Testosterone Levels Up of the Day

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Sir Lea Michele better watch out at the gym, her glands may start kicking back into work and start producing some Testosterone…after being atrophied…from all the other hormones she is on…

I call her Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t because I like to think she’s a Bruce Jenner…because I can’t accept that non-cute girls exist…but I guess some people find this one cute…who knows, but I can say she’s not promoting fitness, but rather her booty from fitness, because she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she just wants some ROI on all the face injections she’s got…

WHO KNOWS…Gym Selfie…so she doesn’t get fat –

Memorial Day…That’s What’s Up…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

29

May

Madison Beer Does Turkey Cosmo of the Day

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Turkey is an interesting place, where a lot of the fake / but real / but fake Instagram followers come from, they are just committed to following American pussy and they follow in the millions…and these people end up famous in their countries…because that’s just the way it is…I’ve seen countless Turkish dick on my own snapchat because I was promoted amongst the Turkish pervs who follow all this nonsense…

Madison Beer is not interesting, besides her face being average, she’s got decent tits that I guess Bieber played with leading to a record deal, or maybe he just fucked her mom, but either way..he’s why she exists and her mom is why she’s seductive because she’s not going to miss this meal ticket…hell ya she’ll do Cosmo Turkey..that’s needed to give the illusion of mattering…

I mean young and hot, even if it’s a dumb shoot..it’s not that dumb….

I remember talking to a porn friend of mine and she straight up said she took two dicks in her pussy in a scene and I asked how it was – she said – pretty dumb…

Ridiculous…right…more ridiculous than this broken Disney kid in training..because she hasn’t done Disney yet…

Memorial Day…that’s what’s up…

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

29

May

Elephant Chasing Tourists and Other Videos of the Day

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Tranny Losing His Shit

Rider Run Over By Truck

Old Man vs Thief

Shot Up Heroin – Got Flesh Eating Disease

Man Assaults Restaurant Employee

Woman Jumps on Car to Stop Car Jacking

Nominees for Darwin Award

Kid Goes Insane on Teacher

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

29

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is Memorial Day, so if you’re on the internet, looking at this site, and you are! You are either not American….or you have no family or friends or things to do…because you’re not allowed near the kids…or everyone just hates you because you’re pathetic…but I love you, I’m here for you…and here are some stepLINKS…in the morning….because no sites are dumb enough to be working today…or maybe they are…with their themed content of bitches in American flag bikinis….

Dead Allman Brother of the Day – Sad – Good Tunes
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Miranda Kerr Married the Snapchat Billionaire
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Jessica Simpson’s Monster Tits on Ellen
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Best Truck Fails of the Month
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Bella Hadid Dressed in a Naked Dress
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Cockatoo Typing
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Kate Upton and Her Tats
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Father and Son VS Tough Mudder
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Katy Perry Killing Any Sex Appeal
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Burglary Suspect Cries for His Mommy
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Dog is a Cohost
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2017

27

May

Memorial Day stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s memorial day weekend…I am drunk…I forgot to post links but remember Jesus is died for your sins…and soldiers died for the sins of evil government..

Make up for it with BBQ, Bikinis, bitches, booze…while they are dead from dying for your freedom you don’t deserve…just doing what they thought was right….because they were marketed to think it was…by evil government…

Memorial day is about remembering evil government…and tits..and fallen soldiers..and that’s about it…so take it in while I drink..

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Pedestrian Karma of the Day
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Apple Pie Isn’t American
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Caroline Vreeland Breasts!
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Gal Gadot Slutty in a Red Dress
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Bikini Slut
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All of the Sluts at Cannes
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Lindsay Pelas – Monster Tits
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Weird Unlikely Animal Friedns
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Important See Through of the Day
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Rat Cow Ass in a Bikini
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Bella Hadid Trying Hard
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Kate Upton Tits at an Event
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Nicki Minaj – Erotica
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Panty Slut
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Slut Teaches you Austrian – Hitler Spoke Austrian
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Virtual Assistants Do Stand-Up Comedy
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Slutty Gymnast of the DAy
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Bikini Slut
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Dog Cohosts the NEws
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Cyndi Lauper House is Good…
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Hands Down Her Panties
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An Apple in your Butt a Day
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Hot Slut – Tied Up
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Carrots in the Butt
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Amazing Tits
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Cam Girls of the Day
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Amazing Lathered Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

26

May

Very Important Rita Ora is in a Bikini of the Day

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If you’re interested in the very illustrious, important, amazing, talented, superstar who you have no idea why you know who she is, like the girl that walks into the bar and you are sure you know her but can’t place a finger on her, only to remember seeing a group of guys show you a gangbang video they shot in the bathroom of the bar a few months earlier, double penetration and all because with out DP it doesn’t count….notorious, iconic, legendary…someone they should do a netflix docu series on like she was a nun killed by a pervert priest…

Rita Ora…famous for something, we don’t know what, but it all starts and ends with the tits…her tits…in a bikini at Cannes…doing bikini things for Memorial Day weekend…She wants you to remember her..

I guess this white dude is who she’s fucking now…he must be a DJ or Producer or something she can ladder climb…Brilliant..becauae it works.

She’s Got a Sturdy Rib Cage…and he’s got his Calvins…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

26

May

Replay: DrunkenStepfather x MyFreeCams SFW Cam Girls of the Week of the Day

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I watch movies over and over all the time…usually bad movies like Dirty Dancing or Cocktail, so you should watch my video of cam girls being cam girls doing cam girl things, like cam girls do…that aren’t always nude, but are always awesome, because young entrepreneurial girls make for a good fucking time…all the time….when they get naked most of the time….

Here’s the stepfather SFW cam girls video of the day of the week, motivate me to make more….

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