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2017

15

Jun

Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

Hailey Baldwin basically showed her asshole to the paparazzi in some sleazy paparazzi bikini photo that you know she creative directed and coordinated in efforts to try to get as much attention as possible before she’s too old for people to care about her existence…

That’s not to say people care about her existence, her own father is probably too busy looking in the mirror and reading the bible to avoid doing coke / crack to care, and she hasn’t worked as an actor yet…she just sort of flimsily hangs out like a vapid socialite she shouldn’t be…because Stephen Baldwin shouldn’t be that rich…

That said, fun bikini pics though..

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2017

15

Jun

Bella Hadid – Nipples of the Day

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I have a friend who is way too into Bella Hadid….

He thinks she’s the hottest weird faced girl in the world…because he is addicted to instagram and she looks like instagram looks in all she does…

She’s like a Kylie Gender…and everyone else in the mix with fake faces and a good waist to hip ratio…only she’s Arab…not the daughter of some tranny freak…

She posted this selfie cuz her shirt is see through, something that should remind you to go outside because this is how all the young youngs are dressing nowadays and we like nipples in white shirts for social media, in life, always….keep the trend alive you trendsetter thanks to the general public being the fucking worst…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Eniko Mihalik did a nude shoot..

Big news…because Eniko Mihalik has done nude shoots before…

But as we all know with nude shoots…they are always fresh and exciting even when we’ve seen them before because as a people…we are capable of jerking off to recycled nudes over and over…sometimes for years and years…

As you know being a creepy pervert still wacking off to memories exes, or of High School…not the one you volunteered at to check out the girls…the one you went to..30 years ago…we are capable….of not much…but of jerking off to nudes…even old nudes…more than once..

FETISHY

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2017

15

Jun

Ronda Rousey Panty Flash of the Day

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Sometimes the proof of a god…comes in the form of wind blowing up skirts….

Sure it could be just the wind, a natural and scientific phenom, and the upskirt is just a coincidence because you’d assume if there was a god Rousey wouldn’t be the ass flash he’d want the people to see….but maybe God has a good sense of humor, you’d have to ask the priest who raped you in the name of god about that….he seems to have a real understanding of what God is actually about…you know as he is the one who channels his invisible to the people…

That said…Ronda Rousey ass…ok…

Posted in:Ronda Rousey|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan of the Day

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I am a Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan…..

I’ve never met a celebrity kid I didn’t like….not that I’ve ever met any celebrity kids, but you know what I mean, as a general rule, even the most terrible is still worth watching because they have this weird internal conflict from being spoiled as fuck, knowing they have really famous dads….which gives an entitled ego….while hating themselves knowing they aren’t as famous as their parents and that people only pay attention to them because of their parents…not to mention, since they have celeb parents or parent, they often times look good because of solid genetic modifcation…two hot people making some super human through breeding…like they are horses…yet still hate themselves while knowing they look good because they aren’t their parents…not to mention their parents are often times narcissistic assholes so into themselves that they have no time for the kids, but throw money at the kids, making for a very weird situation…I generally want to have sex with….

But this LILY ROSE DEPP girl…she’s fucking great…I don’t care who her parents are, or how bratty she is as she does the LA thing, and I’m not some closet case Depp fan…I just know a hot 18 year old rich kid when I see one…and for that reason alone…I suggest we collectively jerk off to her like we were Edward PENIS Hands…no homo…

She’s flashing panties, which isn’t as much of her soul as I’d like to be looking at….but it’s good…she’s good…

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Ariel Winter is Dumpy of the Day

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In case you were wondering….Ariel Winter is still dumpy…

I hope you weren’t wondering that….because I like to think you’re a sophisticated person not even aware of who Ariel Winter is….

You know the kind of brilliant mind who comes to visit my site for my compelling, yet flimsy, useless, yet inspiring, commentary that doesn’t fucking matter….you know as part of your thesis on where the internet has gone wrong or some shit…because you’re smart…and focused…driven and an earner…you have yachts and you fuck models..

Unfortunately, you’re more white trash, woman hating, half retard pervert who still has cable, and who doesn’t know how to read, but instead just knows how to spell “show me your tits” and “send nudes”…..to girls who ignore you because they don’t know how you got their number…and find you weird…when you stare at them on public transit, the mall…or at the shitty job you work…

You know exactly who Ariel Winter is because you’ve been jerking off to her pot belly and newly shaped tits for her young adult life…

Creep.

Well, you’ll be glad to know she’s in a crop top, that’s really a regular size shirt, but it can’t quite make it past her belly and she can’t admit she’s an XL not a XS…you know…girl problems…

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2017

15

Jun

Madison Beer Forgets To Show Her Tits of the Day

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Madison Beer is some stage parented, social media entity, that has been pushed out there by her mom because they new she had potential as a skinny girl with big tits to lure people like Bieber into signing her – as long as he saw her….so they turned to social media and hustled..creating her personal brand that has done so well for her that she feels like she isn’t obligated to show her big tits that happen to be the only thing people actually care about when it comes to her….weird really..

I guess this is what happens when people become bold…confident…cocky….entitled…less eager….comfortable…and test what happens when you think you’re unstoppable…..

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day

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I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened

We are in the ERA of BRUCE / CAITLIN GENDER….And bikinis are always shameless and cute….clever family….

Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Nipple Video of the Day

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Sometimes, we just need to watch a video by a girl about her pierced nipples to really understand the meaning of life, art, humanity, existence, the plight of the feminist woman, and body modification as a commentary to one’s self expression…

You know, the whole free the nipple to desexualize the nipple and protest American establishments like FACEBOOK that ban the nipple, and make the nipple feel like it is some sort of freakish second rate citizen that deserves to be left in the basement….

I know, you are so progressive as a person that you don’t see these nipples, but rather just the cross tattoo on her wrist you are trying to understand. Is she religious, or is it a tribute to a priest that raped her, or maybe a tribute to a dead relative…or maybe it’s ironic…we can just never quite tell..

Posted in:Videos

2017

15

Jun

Bella Thorne Envies Opportunist Lesbian Relationships of the Day

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Bella Thorne, who ultimately doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things – posted a #GOALS picture of Kirsten Stewart who has really taken this role as lesbian pretty seriously and even dresses the part…because these actors, even the bad ones, have no real identity and everything they do is a fucking parody..and her Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend, who is a fucking scam social climber that I don’t even know how she got into that VS world as a promo model, because she was doing low level hipster shit for so long, and I guess part of the reason was friends she made and fucked from Barbara Palvin to Miley and now this A-List shit….she’s a fucking Anne Heche 2.0…milk the broken lesbian…but you can’t cuz she’s not lactacting…but try…she’s broke on the inside. K Fed her…

Reminding us that Bella Thorne is a retard…broken Disney Kid who supports and edorses lies…

Here she is dancing awkwardly…on IG Story…because she’s awkward…with her new hair color..