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2017

24

May

RIta Ora TIts in a Dress of the Day

Rita Ora thinks she’s fucking Beyonce…or something ridiculous…but let her be an inspiration to all you low hanging fruit with low hanging tits, knowing that she has the ability to use those tits to get a record deal, what I assume is a hit song or two, and a celebrity that no one really knows our understands…but they recognize her name..it’s like name a Rita Ora Song, I don’t fucking know but I run a titty site on celebrity sluts, if anyone should know it should be me…but then again, I’m not really a fan boy into these women, I just like the click bait…because other people are…

I AM A LOW HANGING FRUIT TOO!!!! Together…we should rot and turn into alcohol…

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She went to another event, bitch thinks she’s really important… she’s like Beyonce…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

24

May

Big Girl vs Big Girl the Charlize Theron / Eva Longoria Edition of the Day

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Here’s a little, or should I say big, contest of who do you think would win in a Wrestling match….big girl Charlize Theron who has grown into her tall model frame, or little Mexican luchador, who for that longest time pretended she wasn’t Mexican due to being ashamed of being Mexican…unless it got her jobs….Eva Longoria…

Both cultures are gnarly at best, South Africa the white people who destroyed the native black people…and Mexican who you’ve seen the drug cartels and know what they are capable of…..so it’s a toss up….

Both girls much bigger than their old self, maybe menopause, but Theron is darker, she’s got the taste of blood, her mom killed her dad…which is on another level…where as Eva Longoria grew up in Texas and just likes eating BBQ like Jessica Simpson…

I figure who cares since they aren’t actually wrestling, but it’s still amazing to see how thick a bitch can get when told being thick is ok…this would have never happened 20 years ago…

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Posted in:Charlize Theron|Eva Longoria|SFW

2017

24

May

Barbara Palvin Thick Titty Grab of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is pretty fucking thick, I guess this is what happens when you pull a Hungarian chick out of poverty and allow her to have access to all the great foods the world has to offer because she’s been made famous for being a titty model in lingerie for an evil brand…

That is assuming her handlers in the sex trade that work with Victoria’s Secret give her any money…

Or maybe this is just what happens to the hot busty 18 year old when she turns 21 or 22 or whatever NON 18 year old age this one happens to be….

It’s like when the hot chick from your high school with the titties you watched in gym glass…is no longer a teen…but a mom…that looks like a mom…who is easy to fuck to live out that High School fantasy…only you don’t want to fuck it…because of what it’s become…

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Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2017

24

May

Naked Halpin Sister of the Day

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Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin are apparently sisters, they are in this together, taking on the instagram world of self promotion the right way, because they are in it together, creating a fetish for people who like fucking sisters, or sisters who fuck, the kind of incest far more normal to jerk off to than dads fucking their daughters…right..

I don’t know if they are actually related, but they are free spirited, hip, current, and topless together, as sisters should be…

I do know that anyone with a penis, has known sisters they want to fuck, or see fuck each other, at least I know that every girl I’ve dated with a sister, I’d look at the sister and think, damn, why did I get the shitty sister, the other one is so much better, I’d like her to sit on my face, while the one I date eats my ass, how can I make that happen….well..it’s hard to make happen, because most sister aren’t like these sisters, willing to fuck each other for money, and really that’s a flaw in society…we should raise sisters to feel it is ok to lick each other’s asses for the benefit of men watching on everywhere…it does great in porn.

Posted in:Joanna Halpin|Sarah Halpin

2017

24

May

Hana Jirickova Tits for Vogue of the Day

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I don’t like fashion unless I can jerk off to it – because fashion – like porno – loves naked women…naked tall skinny women – and even though fashion is designed by gay dudes, made for rich women, and women aspiring to dress like rich women – the tits are always exposed…because of art, or naked body form, or that clothing is meant to cover you, so in contrast of that, without fashion you are naked, in what I think is more about clickbait than anything….SHOW tits, don’t call it porn, MAKE real moneys…

The model is Hana Jirickova…she is Czech, which is the location of all of your favorite porno, the girls are the hottest in Czech Porn, and I guess when they are tall enough they throw them into this…Vogue erotica…weird.

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2017

24

May

Hailey Baldwin is Number 1 in a Nonsense of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is number one in a nonsense arbitrary clickbait list that was clickbait before clickbait existed – Maxim’s Hot 100 – because humans are retards and the list concept of digesting bullshit content is out control…

Hailey Baldwin is a scam, her family is in the industry, she’s a golden child who has managed to find the Kardashians / Jenners / Hadids to leverage….

It just took the family publicists to make that magic happen, the scam of the scams…keep the 1 percent 1 percenting – which is why content is such shit lately – the talent has left the building and the entitled kids of the talent are taking over

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

24

May

Subway Finger Bang and Other Videos of the Day

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Monk VS Porn

Jewish Man Beaten Outside LA Synagogue

Manchester United….Singing Drinking Songs Against ISIS

Argentine TEGU of the Day

Dude Steals the last Payphone in New Jersey

89 Year Olds Shouldn’t Drive

Insane RApe Attempt of the DAy

Woman VS Skateboarder….

Vagina Weightlifting is Everything

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You know…no matter how hard I try, no matter how much a girl complains to me about her period as an excuse to no have sex with me, or because they have totally no respect for me and want to disgust me with unnatural uterine lining shedding and pussy bleeding, you know they would never dump on guy they want to fuck..

Not one single girl has every agreed to let me give them a gynecological exam…despite it being my passion and/or hobby…

It’s pretty hurtful and you know what…they don’t even care.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Broken Ariana Grande – Greeted by her Boyfriend and Dog on the Runway
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Bella Thorne Went to Cannes with Scott Disick to Fuck
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7 Generations of the 911 Porsche. I like this Car
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Kerri Walsh – Strong Girl Playing Volleyball
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J.Lo and A.Rod – Milking It
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Kendall Jenner Showering in a Bikini
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Very Important – Words we got from Weather
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This is where Harry Styles Fucked Pretty Much Everyone….
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No One Cares About the Largest Margarine Sculpture
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2017

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always get dirty looks on the street when dealing with panhandlers, who I hate to begin with because they make more money than me and are fucking lazy, because “Passer BYs” get mad when I start negotiating with them to do things…like “i’ll give you 5 dollars to pull out your dick and piss on that lady”….or if it’s a girl “I’ll give you 2 dollars to eat my asshole after I take a shit on your pussy”….and other great ideas that yes, I think pay equity doesn’t exist for panhandlers either…maybe all the women drug addict bums should start a fucking union or movement…but they can’t seem to get it together…and organize themselves so it’ll just have to remain like that….and while it does…..Here are some steplINKS

Jessica Simpson is Fucking Weird on Ellen Talking About Cum in her Uterus….
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Becoming Bond Trailer – To Celebrate Roger Moore’s Death
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Lindsay Lohan is Doing a TV SHow
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Kendall Jenner Bra Top….
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Rebel Wilson Eats Dog Food Because Rebel Wilson is an Animal
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Largest Margarine Sculpture Ever
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THE REAL TWIN PEAKS – TWIN PEAKS STARS TOPLESS
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Drunk Guy Passes Out on a Car and Owner Doesn’t Notice
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Anja Rubik – Tits
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Arianna Grande Cancels Tour
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Mariah Carey Big TIts Keep Fucking
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Alexandra Daddario is So Fucking Basic
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Big Cleavage Elizabeth Olsen of the Day
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Ariel Winter – Pig in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Katy Perry Explains her Taylor Swift Beef
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Rock Bouncer Competition of the Day
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How to Escape the Cops
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Jennifer Garner in Lingerie of the Day
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Elle Fanning Slutty in Cannes…
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Nicole Kidman – Robot Face
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Katie Holmes – Robot Face – But Like Black Cock Down
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The Man Scarlett Johansson Fucks
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Olga Kurylenko – Worth a Fuck
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Kate Beckinsale Hot at the Billboard Awards
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Melting a Padlock with a Hair Dryer
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Cash Me Ousside Girl is Going on Tour
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Kimberly Garner – SLut
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Titty Bounce
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Orlando Bloom Fucked a Waitress Out of a Job
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Stella Hudgens – Bloated for a Brand
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Jennifer Lawrence – Nipple Dog Walker
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Big Titty Shake
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Russian News Bitch Surprised by Dog
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Zack Snyder’s Daughter Committed Suicide
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amazing Girl Masturbating on the Balcony
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Cringiest Porn Scenes Every Attmpted
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Huge TITTY SHake
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Huge Fucking Booty
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Another Huge Titty Shake
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Raven Rockette’s Got Great Bush
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Great Masturbating
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Hot Pics of Marisa Papen’s Hot Bush
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Some Naked Chick
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Hot Greek Pussy
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Robin Wright Tit Grab
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Reverse DILDO
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Cam Girls of the Day
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2017

23

May

Bella Thorne’s Heartfelt Message of the Day

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I liked the contrast of Bella Throne’s “sincere” shout out to victims of a concert bombing and her ass….

Because…

We live in a bullshit world, where everyone pretends to care about things, whether it’s terrorist attacks, or suicide bombs, or major accidents…

It’s become common courtesy to say “My thoughts and prayers are with the victims”…and really the only reason people do that is to save fucking face, in between posts about themselves….and the only reason people care about these things is because they think “damn, that could have happened to me”….because we live in a self involved, disgusting world, where humanity are self righteous cunts and that’s about the extent of the attention span they have…

It’s like “if I don’t do it people will judge, so give a shout out, between my regular whore postings…

I don’t think you need to stop living when things like this happen, but don’t bother pretending you care, younger generation, we know you’re too into yourself to notice and if you do post any insincere caption to go along with the incident…you’re only doing it to avoid criticism so that you can lie to yourself into thinking you’re a decent human…

None of these people are decent humans, but Bella THorne’s ass is good to look at…which is about the depth she’s got going for her….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW