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Jessica Alba Scratches her Derek Jeter Herpes of the Day

Caylee Cowan Whore on the Red Carpet of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Hot Tits in a Bra in NYC of the Day

Hawaiian Baby is the OnlyFans Model of the Day

Stephanie Termont is the Instagram Of The Day

2017

May

Sandra Kubicka for Some Some Swimwear of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is Polish…which is convenient because she’s the kind of girl you’d want to hire to Polish you…with her mouth, maybe her hand, and a little spit drying it, to make sure she’s worthy of her 1000 dollar by the hour money…you know going above and beyond for her client…

Yes…I am implying a girl from Polish, who stills speak Polish, living in Miami with work visas and shit is a hooker…because Miami is the land of hookers…why the fuck would this one be a unicorn totally unscathed by that..

Did she come to Miami and never go home – REFUGEE….did she seduce a rich man with her tits – HOOKER….is she a celebrated model no one’s heard of who can afford her own shit…SO MANY questions..but she did get a job posing in bathings suits and here are those bathings suits she’s posing in…

She is hot….

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2017

May

Nicki Minaj is a Little Much of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is a monster…such a big booty freak….but people like her, I just don’t know any people who like her, but apparently people like her, she sells out shows and shit, and people sing and dance along to her lame raps that would be more interesting if they were rapes, because sometimes I bitch is better off when she shuts the fuck up for a bit.

I don’t know what this shameless booty shoot is about, maybe it is a tribal ritual she is culturally appropriating, but in a believable way, because she’s an actor, who was picked out of acting school…

BUT I know it’s weird…which is what she wants you to think – as she tries to remain compelling like the back GAGA she was hired to be.

I don’t like it. Not one bit.

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2017

May

Charisma Carpenter Cropping Faces for All of Us of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter is such a kind soul or maybe she’s a clever narcissist because she knows that she’s old, as fuck, and her face is mangled, as fuck, and really quite possibly herpes ridden, as fuck, because she’s a disaster and girls need to get by after not working in a decade or more….

Hot body though. Which is what we should all focus on.

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2017

May

Karlie Kloss Does a Bridge of the Day

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I’m tire(d)

Karlie Kloss wants to know the position that she likes to get in for Taylor Swift when she Taylor is in the mood to stare at pussy before eating it out….because she likes to see bitches she treats like a barbie struggle before making them cum….or maybe this is why Karlie Kloss does to try to get Taylor to notice her amongst all her other groupie sluts who are stealing the attention she once had for Karlie in her weird sexual deviant weirdness…WEIRD….

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2017

May

Bella Thorne’s Workout of the Day

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The two Bella Thorne stories I’ve heard, since Bella Thorne is all the rage or her PR people are just hustlers, is that her homies at Disney would hate her right now, at least according to her, because everything she is doing is so anti-Disney…but if you were to reference past Disney stars…they are all whores…which is why the rumor that Disney producers fuck the kids…is a real thing.

If anything Disney team, they are such an insane corporation, you know dark and manipulative…and I’m sure once you sell your soul to them, they run you for life…and they are behind this whoring. It’s current they want to monetize. She is the puppet…

The other story is that she’s fucking Scott Disick, who fucks a lot of low level and mid range instagram models and always have. He did knock up the Kardashian but I’ve been told be at least three sluts that they live in different parts of the house and it was part of the show…makes sense to me…milk one whore, knock her up for the story, get richer…and turn around with that fame from being a Kardashian and fuck all the groupies…while getting drunk with your Demon money…

The last story I heard is that she’s showing her nipples, it’s part of her hustle…which is good for me, desexualize that shit…be a feminist….I’ve been fighting for nipples to not be considered porn since I started this site and I turned my back on so much money when blogs mattered because of it….real dumb in hindsight.

ALWAYS sell out when you can because you may never have another chance.

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2017

May

Bella Hadid Panty Flash of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a rich kid who gets a lot of work from brands, who would do it for free if the brands were smart enough to not pay these idiots, but they don’t realize that if you all pay these idiots, they price themselves at a certain level, when all they really wanted was to be considered a model, they don’t need the money, so paying them is just dumb….

So now she’s an official model, despite looking like a plastic surgery ridden cam girl…not that I have anything against cam girls…but you get what I’m saying….she’s been created on all levels…and people like her because she’s got big tits….

I appreciate that she’s flashing her panties on the red carpet at Cannes, where one of her important friends invited her to whore out on the red carpet, to get attention to whatever this is..

I would just be happier if she was a little edgier in her putting herself out there, because she’s not a demure, elegant, classy girl…this is a ratchet little troll who is trolling you all…

But I still appreciate the panty flash..because I am a simple old pervert.. like her dad…who she was with and who filmed this pic of her posing like a fool…how does someone behave like this in public…HILAROUS..

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2017

May

Em Rat cow is a Groupie Bitch of the Day

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Rat cow managed to fuck her way, or in her case, show her tits her way to Cannes. Something I don’t think she’s been at before, but that she’s at now…and it’s not even for the porno event…it’s for the actual movie event…which historically has encouraged lots of hookers to keep the international film buyers happy…so I can assume that’s the only reason she’s here, a novelty act, and invite…cheating on her boyfriend trying to secure legitimacy…and she’s managed to attach herself on like the leech that she is…Bella Hadid and Hayley Baldwin the rich kids who she wants so badly to be with so dreams do come true…

What awkward, lame, famewhore for attention behavior…on weird medicated twats that think they are more important than they are…there is zero authenticity to this friendship, it’s like a catty contest to leverage each other’s followers…like they aren’t strategic, vapid cunts who actually hate each other and are jealous of each other…

Seeing this girl on girl action in beyond weak, it’s like they saw it in a movie or something, but the reality is I know whores, party sluts, who are genuinely dirtbags and they fucking bring it…

This is some childish rich person imitation of that, because these girls have no flavor….

You know trying to hard to be the life of the party…while…you know if you ever saw them at a party they’d be sitting there on their phones all night…

I like the Hayley Baldwin worked her way into this one…but the funny is Rat Cow pulling this hangout off…this is like her big day – hanging with the young youngs….that’s why she posted it to her social media…groupie.

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2017

May

Couple Has Sex in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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NYPD – VS Bikes

Clearing Trash….the Right Way

Worker Falls 26 Feet onto his Back

Homemade Dildo Removal

House Gets Taken Out by Bridge

Ending Bullying

Mace VS Cop

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2017

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have been mourning the death of Soundgarden…

Not that ever liked Soundgarden….But I always like hearing about celebrity deaths from social media as the world collectively cry over a one hit wonder no one gives a fuck about…Suicide is stupid….

My only Soundgarden story is that I once snuck into high school dance because I was banging some freshly 18 year old and I felt the need to get drunk at her dance…and try to grope her friends while making her jealous after she told me to stop following her and that she had a boyfriend because she didn’t actually dump me…and wasn’t actually having sex with me…I just thought she was because I was doing a lot of 1990s drugs….I was in my mid 20s and had very little going on……1994…a hell of a year for a 24 year old pervert…but I will say this…I didn’t get arrested…I wonder where that bitch is now…probably fat or dead of Breast Cancer…

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Soundgarden Dude – Chris Cornell Died of Suicide – I just heard now because fuck the internet
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Gisele defends Tom Brady’s Concussion…
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War of Planet of the Apes Trailer
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Gigi Hadid in Space
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Em Rat Cow in a Bikini
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J.Rod Married A.Rod…
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Gnarly Hit and Run
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Julianne Moore in a New Trailer for Old Fire Crotch Fetishists
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Crazy Scuba Dive
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Picasso Stolen by Nazi’s Sold at Auction
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2017

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes you don’t see enough pussy definition in leggings when you leave the house…other times you do…not that there can ever be enough pussy definition…but when it’s pussy definition after pussy definition after pussy definition like the pussy is walking in a goddamn parade….it feels like magic fucking happened…and today magic happened…I would say I should leave the house more – but that just sets you up for being labeled a creeper or sex offender as you make eye contact with the girls after staring at the pussy definition…with a smile…because you love pussy definition…it has always been the “cleavage” of your desires…

I also saw a skirt get blown up by the wind…GOD is on my side today,because as you know there’s totally a god…don’t listen to science on this one….listen to the lunatic down the street protesting abortions and the teens finger banging in the park….she’s the one who has it all figured out..

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Bella Hadid an Hayley Baldwin Titties in Cannes
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Bella Thorne is Fucking Scott Disick
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Jennifer Lawrence Drunk STripper
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Miley Cyrus – is So Mature Now
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Hailee Steinfeld Erotica of the DAy
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Ariel Winter – CLEAVAGE….
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Iraqi Jornalist Deflects Video…
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Emma Stone and Steve Carrell Working Together in a Trailer
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Amanda Seyfried Mom Nipples…
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Alexandra Daddario – Baywatch Body
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Maria Sharapova – Magazine
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Rosario Dawson’s Cousin Found Dead by Rosario Dawson
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Rat Cow in a Bikini in Cannes
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Joanna Krupa Pokies
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Robbed in a Jewelery Store
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Mandy Moore Waist to Hip Ratio
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Gigi Hadid in SPace
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Crazy Fucking Hit and Run
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Jenna Dewan TAtum in a Bra Top
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Shooting Mom with a Nerf Gun
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Ariel Winter – Cleavage
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Scuba Diving Treasure Hunt
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Lady Gaga is a Monster
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Heavy Winds…
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Francesca Eastwood’s Shiny Pants
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Amy Schumer is Digusting and Single – But Rich
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Alan Thicke’s Widow and Sons Fighting over the Estate!
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Alien Covenant Flipbook
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Random Naked Chick Posing
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Tits in the Plane
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Slut in a Short Dress
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Just a Big Tit Sucks Cock
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Weirdo Outdoor Sex
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Awkward Girl Sucks Porn
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Chloe Submissive Chick
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Jordan Carver Big Tits
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Slutty Model Sofia Boutella
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Pussy Shitting Out Balls in the Pool
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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