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2017

22

May

January Jones Red Swimsuit for Instagram of the Day

Single mom January Jones is in a bikini…I don’t know what she’s thinking, I guess this is her natural habitat, you know whoring…because how else would she have got pregnant, probably with a married film producer, definitely someone rich, who pays her to keep her mouth shut…because it happens all the time…the sugar baby, even when she’s got money of her own, is fucking the married dude, and boom, she gets pregnant and in a fit of rage or to spite him, or because she’s old and knows it’s a good baby daddy move…she keeps it…

Well…it’s a more interesting storyline that anything else she’s done, except maybe these bathing suit pics…this is her racy public peak…

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2017

22

May

Robin Wright Penn Hard Nipples of the Day

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Robin Wright Penn probably doesn’t like being referred to by the husband she was once married to, who she made big breasted daughter Dylan with, that was her past and like all divorcees, she’s ready for new beginnings, turning over a new leaf, being her new self…and I guess that divorced happened a while ago now…but I don’t get over things, and like to label women by the cum they’ve had inside them, and I know she’s for sure had other cum in her, maybe even more famous cum than Sean Penn’s, but he’s fucked everyone, probably the dirtiest…from Madonna to whoever the fuck else he’s fucked…he’s been in the scene a long time…so I’ll ignore her achievements and reduce her to that…because that’s why women take the man’s last name in the first place…property of….style..don’t blame me, blame tradition that I choose to follow…as a conventional human that I am.

I don’t know why I am posting old lady mom tit…I guess it’s a fetish..

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Posted in:Robin Wright Penn|SFW

2017

22

May

Lea Michele Happier than her Dick Fell off and Other Sluts at the Billboard Awards of the Day

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I saw that the Billboard Music Awards were happening on social media because I sometimes check out social media when trying to find content to jerk off to – because instagram may be marketed as a publicly traded company – a subsidiary of facebook – but it’s porn…every bitch is naked or half naked on the shit….some doing splits…or in the shower…just trying whatever they can to get naked enough to not get deleted to secure likes…it’s a weird era.

Lea Michele and a bunch of other washed up, played out, irrelevant people were at the show, because that’s what happens when you pay them to be there, and offer them awards in their petty lives..

I can’t imagine it being any good, but for some reason seeing Lea Michele celebrate Celine Dion is doing very little for her defending her case that she’s not a gay male, and for some reason…it’s the highlight of the Billboard music awards to me, even though Rita Ora and her dumpy not famous ass, wore a thong….and Old Lady Beckinsale wore something see through…FUN…but not really, I prefer my couch.

Award shows are ridiculous…and irrelevant… but here are the sluts who believe…

Hailee Steinfeld Celebrated her Booty

Olivia Munn – Garbage – But Celbrated her Booty

Nicole Scherzinger- Tranny – But Celebrated her Tits

Madison Beer – Celebrating her Youth

Rita Ora – Who – In a Thong – Why? Ok…

Kate Beckinsale – Also in a See Through Outfit

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

22

May

Tina Deli by Anastasiya Lazurenko for Purple of the Day

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There’s a new Deli in town, that’s a reference to Xenia Deli the other Deli who is no longer a Deli because she upgraded to sugar baby of a billionaire…

I’ve made all the Deli, Jewish Deli, Deli meat jokes I can about that one and I’m totally going to do the same with this one…

I don’t know Tina, but appreciate her showcasing her DELI meat pussy for FASHION..that’s a bold intro. I also like that this is shot by a girl in a girl on girl show your pussy cuz it is empowering for fashion erotica…that I support…because they pretend it’s not erotica…with their silly hair cuts / tattoos / etc…But they forget – THEY ARE NAKED…and men jerk off to Naked no matter how “free spirited” they are pretending to be…

I am into it.

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2017

22

May

Kendall Jenner Face of the Day

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I ate lunch next to Kendall Jenner once and she really wasn’t all that eventful, but it was possible that it wasn’t Kendall Jenner as I don’t wear glasses but need Glasses and it could have very likely been a skinny dude with long hair that people were swarming around and I just assumed it was Kendall Jenner, but I will say this.. she may not be all that exciting and her family must be taken out, but at least she’s the best they have to offer, she’s made a legitimate career out of it without having to be the whole to the dumpy sister, and really she’s done well for a girl with a dad who has serious fucking metal issues, so serious he cut his dick off…

Not everything has to be negative when looking at what represents all evil in the world, I mean just look at her face, that level of make-up is crazy….is that even Kendall…keep in mind we live in a world where movie make-up can make realistic zombies, there’s no reason why it can’t be used to make an average at best look radiant…I like the word radiant…I should use it more often..

Either way, here’s Kendall in Cannes, because she can’t let opportunity or exclusive events pass her by…so classy, so elegant…a lie

Where are the bikini pics….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

22

May

Bella Hadid in Cannes in a Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid is an overrated, second rate at least in comparison to her sister, while trolling the fuck out of the rest of the world by being deemed the look, the model, of the year, and all it took was some simple PR and Marketing, because the public are consumers and will buy anything they are sold.

Her face made out of plastic, her body pretty skinny, and watching her in Cannes, because she is a trashy rich girl with access, is good because she’s in a sex position and I can imagine being ridden by her, the only sex I have due to obesity…

I just know she’s likely far more dull than this when she does fuck, because narcissists usually are, they are too in love with themselves to give their all, unless they are trying to prove themselves and because if she’d be sleeping with me, she’d be medicated.

Romance.

More but with NIPPLE

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

22

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Weirdo Cooking Show of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking weirdo…with brown looking teeth….and her raspy voice and doughy injected face….but I find her inspiring and you should too..

Because there’s nothing more erotic than a woman in the Kitchen, doing domesticated shit she probably never saw her own mother do, because they were Hollywood trash living the life of luxury early on in her life, and I guess cooking brings her peace and serenity and is therapeutic, not as much as all the medis she’s on…but therapeutic none the less..

She is the goddess Lindsay Lohan looking for nromalcy while being Lindsay Lohan…and for some reason I always like when a bitch cooks..I call it being a dude…with mommy issues…

She’s so hot, I like to start everyday with Lohan

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

22

May

Car Wash Dreams and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Naked for Jahovas Witness

Sex in Public of the Day

School Employee Lifts Kid Off the Ground

Girl Catches on Fire at a Wedding

Street Dentist in India

Woman Beater of the Day

Worker Jumps over Wage Dispute

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new pick up line is:

“could you dress me up in diaper and bonnet and introduce me as your baby?”

But I only use it on single 40 years old women who have never had kids, but always wanted kids, because I like to mock them for failing as women….

It’s the long weekend here and I am pretty sure I am dying but Here are some morning stepLINKS…

The Rock and Tom Hanks Announce Presidential Campaign
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Jean Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris Training Together
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Elephant Hunter Crushed by Elephant
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Danny Morais Ass Paintinh
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Charlize Theron Slutty in Atomic Blonde….
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Do Porn Stars Have Sex with Fans
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Amber Rose Heard Tits..
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Trent Reznor Selling Bev Hills House
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Sea Lion Take Girl for Swim
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The Cheapest Private Jet You Can Buy
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2017

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls these days, only believe what they can find on google.

I was telling one girl who was smoking in the park that girls who smoke get grey vaginas, because I’ve fucked heavy smokers and they all had grey vaginas….and she looked at me like I was crazy….so she googled it and found nothing on the very obvious fact I stated, and I said it was probably because people don’t realize their vaginas are greyer than when they started…only to have her pull out every single pussy selfie she had…on her phone, which was about 12, from the last 3 years she had that phone and together we compared and contrasted only to realize that smoking may not make pussy grey, but it’ll get a smoker to show you her cunt and there’s nothing but good in that!

Here are some morning links.

Rat Cow’s Titty Window Dress
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Talia Storm Hot Ass in a Thong In Cannes
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Laverne COX naked Selfie
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Trent Reznor’s Beverly Hills House
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Alexandra Daddario in a Yellow Dress
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Jordan Fowler and the 4 Second Knock Out
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Amber Heard – Gold Digger Sugar Baby in Aquaman
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Netflix Does Dark Crystal Prequel
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Rumor Has it Wonderwoman is Good
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Talia Storm Lookin Hot at Cannes
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Michael Jackson – Searching for Neverland Creepy Trailer
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Porsche GT3 – BRINGS the NOISE
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Alex Rodriguez of the Day
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Another Crazy Body
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Pixie Lott Titties of the Day
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POV Footage from some Disney Avatar Ride
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Eiza Gonzalez Tits of the Day
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Bass Solo with Pinky
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Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini
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Crazy Bikini Body
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Ann Wilson Doing Some Black Whole Sun Rendition – I have No Idea Who That Is
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Lucy Hale Flat Chested Chest
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The Creature and Special Effects of Alien Covenant
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Lin Manuel Does Ducktails
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Ava Sambora’s ass in a Red Dress
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See Through Model Rocket Engine
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Jessica Chastain at Cannes
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The McKayla Maroney Booty Dance
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Elizabeth Gillies Young Tits
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Slutty Slackliner
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Robin Wright – Topless and Old
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Pippa Middleton Gets married
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Tom Hardy Plays Venom in New Spiderman
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Taylor Swift and Katy Perry Fight Featuring Ruby Rose…
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Spring breakers is Making a Comeback with a Sequel
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Girls Have a Bikini Fight
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Perfect Tits…
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Some naked Bitch with a Dildo
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Pussy Wipe
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12 Girls Caught in the Act
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Jaime Hammer Chick Naked
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Amazing Huge Tits
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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