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2017

22

May

Anja Rubik Topless in Cannes of the Day

Anja Rubik is a big model from Poland, who lived in Canada for a minute, but didn’t call me when she was here to fuck, which makes me hate her…but then again she may have been 10 when that happened….so I can’t be mad, even though at 10 she was likely 7 feet tall. Models….

She’s been in the game forever…or what feels like forever and she’s shown her tits before pretty much all the fucking time…so this isn’t new…but still tits…

She’s done all kinds of model work from High Fashion shit to hipster fashion shit to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…and now she’s in calles….showing her tits.

I wonder how rich the guys she fucks are? Well she’s in France wearing FRANCE Bikinis…

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2017

22

May

Amber Heard On Her Knees for Aquaman of the Day

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Amber Heard is whoring for Aquaman – this is because Aquaman is going to make her money – which is one of the criteria for things she is willing to whore for…

She is also whoring for Elon Musk, who I am convinced is Evil, presented as caring about the environment, because you must fuck them from the inside, and while he’s evil from my perspective, she’s the black widow about to eat whatever soul he may have…girls…

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2017

22

May

Jennifer Lawrence Dog Walker with Nipples of the Day

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Nipples are so mainstream…even Jennifer Lawrence, Hollywood’s sweetheart, the highest paid dumpy body – who looked good in her nude selfies – but who doesn’t really interest or excite me or anyone I know – yet they still dump her in big budget projects, over and over and over like she is some hero to the industry, a prodigy, a natural talent, in something that I don’t even consider an artform…acting…it’s more about just being an asshole, no shame, making a fool of yourself than anything else really…acting…

But her nipples are hard…as she walks her dog, I like that they looking like GOOGLY eyes…it’s more erotic when one nipple aims up to the heavens and the other to hell…it’s some kind of metaphor – whatever the fuck metaphor means…

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2017

22

May

Elizabeth Olsen Nipples of the Day

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I think I see the Third Olsen Twin, or would it be triplet, since she is made from the same sperm and uterus, but was the back-up plan the parents got to cultivate knowing that the other two would have made so much fucking money being exploited that they would fall off the scene and do things like create a billion dollar fashion empire..it’s their thing…making money…while this one can just stroll in, late for the party, disheveled and showing nipple, I think that’s nipple…because nipples are so mainstream…and everyone gives her work because of her last name…and the most interesting thing about her is that she actually looks human, whereas the twins are some scraggly shit you can assume comes from fighting over momma’s milk…assuming they were breasfed and not just taken to the Full House Set…who knows..

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2017

22

May

Becca Hiller Big Tits for Purienne of the Day

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Becca Hiller is some LA based Norwegian model who probably has her work visa because the US Immigration may not like Mexicans, but they hand out these O-1 visas for people with “exceptional” ability like it was fucking candy….all it takes is being a model…because your president likes models so much he has a Model Agency and it’s how he funnelled his wife into the country…before grabbing her by the pussy…

So Becca Hiller gets to live the LA life while being passed by rich dudes who offer her fun experiences…which is ok because her tatters are so big there’s enough for every.

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2017

22

May

Kylie Jenner Nipple of the Day

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Nip gang is a real thing, everyone on their nip hustle, showing nip because it is slutty and empowering, unless a creeper website posts the nipple, then it is misogyny – as feminists don’t shut up and are never happy..much like lesbians…

Well, I love nipples cuz they feed babies and babies are the future generation that will be killed off by robots..which i like…knowing especially when they are Kylie Jenner babies because take those things out back and dumpster them…something Kim would have done with Kylie before pawning her off to her mom to train to make money…

I don’t know why when she posts nipple on social media it’s ok, when other people post nipple it’s porn, when she’s the most vulgar pile of shit around…WEIRD WORLD>

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2017

22

May

Elle Fanning Hard Nipple of the Day

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Elle Fanning is 19 year old sold by her parents….the second string talent….Plan B…after Dakota lost her shit for being put out there at a young age, you know the getting a puppy before your old dog dies, so that you don’t feel as sad when it dies, the money grubbing parents who like exploiting their kids version…

Elle Fanning is not wearing a bra, has a hard nipple, in an era where nipples are celebrated, while I remember when nipples were considered pornography….so thank god for that change…otherwise where would I be….not looking at Elle Fanning’s hard nipple in Cannes…that’s where…

Either way – QUirky

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2017

22

May

Hilary Duff VS Sarah Hyland Legs of the Day

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Hilary Duff vs Sarah Hyland Legs

Dramatically different – like four of Sarah Hyland’s legs fit into one Hillary Duff leg…yet for some reason, a reason I call being inconsistent…I would want both wrapped around my neck while their vaginas make mashed potatos on my face…you know just to see what they taste like…probably…other dudes…HOMO…

That said…here’s a good THIS VS THAT to jerk off to….Child Star turned Grown Up LEGS…CLICKBAIT…

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2017

22

May

Talia Storm Looking Good of the Day

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Talia Storm is some Scottish singer with a PR mom who I guess put PR into work like most publicsts would when Talia Storm was young, and pulled whatever scam she pulled to get Talia Storm into the mainstream, not that I’ve ever heard of her…but I know she’s written articles (or her mom has as her) and bookes (or her mom has as her) and that she’s just getting love because in Scottland…blonde tanned bikini babes don’t happen, so when they do – you either sell them off to Page 3…or put them in a bikini in Cannes depending on how low level you want them to become…

She’s 18..and good…

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2017

22

May

Sara Sampaio Butt Shot of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret model – who was hired to replace Adriana Lima, both of Portuguese descent, is in Cannes, because it’s the Euro dream, something someone from the asshole of Europe would never dream of attending, because the only Portugese famous person before her was….there has been none, maybe the local fisherman or some shit…or maybe Ronaldo, I mean he’s Portuguese but doesn’t count…because of Soccer…

Point being, she’s flashing her ass…in her Romper, which is better than the ROMPHIM which is a real article of clothing that men are wearing, same concept…but with more testicles…not very big testicles..or maybe overly huge testicles…but still weird…

THAT SAID…I don’t mind that we’ve seen her named before…and her ass cheek aren’t as racy as when you see teen girls dressed like this…but it’s still…ass cheek exposed…as it should be…for all to see…because some of us don’t get laid by hot chick and appreciate the “off gassing” or being the creeper enjoying something a girl is wearing – not for us – and that they give us dirty looks about – but that I still get to take in….NICE>

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