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2017

26

May

Very Important Rita Ora is in a Bikini of the Day

If you’re interested in the very illustrious, important, amazing, talented, superstar who you have no idea why you know who she is, like the girl that walks into the bar and you are sure you know her but can’t place a finger on her, only to remember seeing a group of guys show you a gangbang video they shot in the bathroom of the bar a few months earlier, double penetration and all because with out DP it doesn’t count….notorious, iconic, legendary…someone they should do a netflix docu series on like she was a nun killed by a pervert priest…

Rita Ora…famous for something, we don’t know what, but it all starts and ends with the tits…her tits…in a bikini at Cannes…doing bikini things for Memorial Day weekend…She wants you to remember her..

I guess this white dude is who she’s fucking now…he must be a DJ or Producer or something she can ladder climb…Brilliant..becauae it works.

She’s Got a Sturdy Rib Cage…and he’s got his Calvins…

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2017

26

May

Replay: DrunkenStepfather x MyFreeCams SFW Cam Girls of the Week of the Day

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I watch movies over and over all the time…usually bad movies like Dirty Dancing or Cocktail, so you should watch my video of cam girls being cam girls doing cam girl things, like cam girls do…that aren’t always nude, but are always awesome, because young entrepreneurial girls make for a good fucking time…all the time….when they get naked most of the time….

Here’s the stepfather SFW cam girls video of the day of the week, motivate me to make more….

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2017

26

May

Nicki Minaj in Cannes of the Day

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Nicki Minaj isn’t enough of an attention seeking fame whore – because she’s not hanging out with Kendall Jenner…but the bootleg Hadid, who is the hotter Hadid, but more importantly, her pussy grab isn’t her fisting herself.

You know how Cannes is supposed to be celebrated…France moves…

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2017

26

May

Tina Kunakey Tits of the Day

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Her name is Tina Kunakey, I’ve never heard of her but apparently she’s some Italian model and who fucks old rich dudes, which could really define any model and here are her tits in a top in Cannes…because I like them….it’s memorial day – and I like to remember that black girls never fuck me…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

26

May

Bella Thorne Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Bella Thorne wants you to see and remember what she looks like after fucking a Kardashian, not a Kendall Kardashian, but the husband of the other one – who Kendall is with, who has shat out his babies, and who is also in Cannes in what we can assume is just fame whoring for everyone trying to get attention to their damn selves, scandals, tabloids, bikinis…because it’s memorial day weekend…remember this…it’s what it’s about….Bella Thorne getting fucked by old rich perverts…who could be you but you’re a failure…

Here are the Kendalls…Kardashians…BIKINI WARS…sexy

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2017

26

May

Em Rat Cow Naked in Cannes of the Day

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Rat Cow posted a topless pic for Memorial Day weekend, to help you anticipate how exciting she is as a person who shamelessly gets naked on the internet because it makes her a lot of fucking money.

She’s so ridiculous…overrated…

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2017

26

May

Ariel Winter in Leggings of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s ass is in leggigns and I don’t know how I feel about the whole thing, because fat girls in leggings, who have vaginas that eat said leggings are not necessarily magical…but when they are trolls they very well may be…out of storybook, and not just one her stage mom created, rags to riches, sell your child to the man, but one with more slutty thick necked leprechauns…you know..that dudes jerk off to because they are weird…

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2017

26

May

Charli XCX Does Instagram of the Day

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Charlie XCX is so edgy…so extreme…so in a bikini or her underwear on the internet for attention like she’s supposed to be, because what else are you supposed to do to stand out, unfortunately…not kill yourself, or each other, because these people are all teh fucking worst…

Who the fuck is Charli XCX anyway…doesn’t matter…exactly…

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2017

26

May

We Get it Diora Baird – You’re a Lesbian of the Day

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Diora Baird is an irrelevant actress – who is really into the Anne Heche approach of lesbianism, where she just kisses her girlfriend all the time in pics, you know coming to terms with dudes disappointing her, mainly producers and directors who only gave her one job, and now…this lesbo thing…is working out great, people love it…keep it going…she’s an actress and thus all she does…is bullshit.

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2017

26

May

Chloe Bennet Has a Frenchie of the Day

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Chloe Bennet wants you to know who she is…because Chloe Moretz (see previous post) is not the only Chloe in these parts…

She’s on a show called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…..which sounds terrible, one of those “Why the fuck does TV put money into this low budget shit shows”….because there is no creativity in the world…”

But then I realize it’s Comic Book shit…and that makes money…There is an audience…virgin losers who need this shit…to have purpose…and connect with something…nerds with social issues…LOVE THESE shows…and the babes they cast on them…

Well – She’s got a Frenchie…and it’s cute..

My favorite thing about Frenchie’s is that they have anal on the first date, that doesn’t even need to be a date….hot.

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