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2017

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As a bush lover and advocate. Something consistent in my posts since I started this. Because I have always loved bush and have never understood why girls bikini wax….in an era where the majority of young pussy really hate bush because they are bred that way and those who like bush, or have bush, are usually not the kind of bush you want a girl to have, because it comes with some retard agenda who thinks she’s doing some feminist protest, and likes talking about it, like she’s some kind of martyr because she “doesn’t” get a bikini wax…Because not getting cosmetic procedures that cost money, time and are ridiculous is protesting is not just being “natural”….it’s political…

It makes it hard to find a nice bush to invite to come over to wash…you know a slow long lather…like you get at the hair dresser…because your dream is to open a chain of bush grooming centers…it speaks to your soul…

Life is full of disappointment…

Here are some morning LINKS….


Lindsay Lohan Did a Burkini Photoshoot of the Day
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The Weird Clown Doing a Cover of Johnny Cash…
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Chance the Rapper for Mayor
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J.Lo and A Rod on a Date for Hispanics…
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Shia Labeouf Sells One Ticket…
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Schwarzenegger Out Promoting Movies
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Lazy Cat.
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No One Cares About Heath Ledger
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Mel B’s Husband is Calling her a Liar!
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Tyra Banks has Quite the House…
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TBT – Snake Ate a Porcupine
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2017

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The key to romance is telling a girl how you’re so frustrated that all these people, not just dudes, but everyone are so out to fuck. The porno generation of young people who don’t want to be bogged down by relationships, so that they can fuck anyone and everyone they can. You know guys and girls are into it because of instant gratification and monogamy being boring for their short attention spans…

So you long con her, you spend a week or even two weeks telling her how you want meaningful sex, and to build a life with someone, and all those things they may have seen in Disney Movies they also grew up on, along with the porn…you know to get into their hearts and heads a little…

Eventually, she’ll start believing you, and sometimes it just takes one dude at the right time to fuck her over one last time before she turns to you…the nice guy….the trustworthy guy…the guy who believe in ROMANCE…because he’s older and wiser…

So you go over, get her drunk, fuck her for a week or two ..and never talk to her again, because fuck that romance shit, the one thing these young people are right on is that sex with the same person sucks…just ask my wife…now that’s not to say it’s good with anyone else, but if it only happens a dozen times before you disappear…it can’t be all that bad…

That’s my advice to you. Play romantic, to trick her into fucking you, before leaving her for the other 10 girls you are running the same game with…because romance and love is a wonderful thing…for about a week or two..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Rick Ross Gets No Jailtime
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Melanie Griffith Says She Didn’t Know Her Surgeries Fucked Up her Face
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Rachel McCord Shows a Whole Lot of Pussy
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Alec Baldwin on Banging Nikki Reed in a Movie when she was 17 – SEX OFFENDER
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Salma Hayek Tits at a Bullshit Event
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Kate Hudson’s Beach Bikini
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Jessica Chastain Cleavage
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The World’s Most Relaxed Cat
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Some Long Haired Bitch Doing THings in Reverse
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Heath Ledger Trailer
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Cadbury Drops Easter from their Eggs
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Marvels Defenders has a Trailer
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Diane Kruger Old and in a Dress Showing Tit
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Paris Jackson – Hard Nipples
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Eva Longoria Tits
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Kristen Stewart Tits
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Late Night Comedians – Do Trump
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I am Heath Ledger – The Trailer
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Rachel McCord Bikini Photoshoot
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Kaley Cuoco Nipples
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England’s Smallest Castle is For Sale
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Barry Manilow is Officially Gay
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Some Kristina Loken Chick’s NUdes
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Cats Discovering Toilet Paper
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Rick and Morty’s Szechuan Sauce
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David Schwimmer’s Divorce Is Not Exciting
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Australia’s Dan Bilzarean
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Weird On Set Pranks…
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Breaking Down Breaking Bad’s Pilot
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Michelle Pfeiffer in a Magazine Looking Hot
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Katy Perry Googles Herself Looking Hot to Deal With her Insecurities
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Old Man Retired Right
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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LESBIANS!
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Some Slut Showing Tits….
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Swinging Syphilis….
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Smoothie Enema
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Girl SHowing off Pussy
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Hot Naked Model – 3
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Lucy Li – Huge Tits
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20 Questions with Some Porn Chick
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Neighbors Catch this Jerking Off Bitch
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Hot Naked Model – 2
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Girl Playing with a Girls Tits Romantically
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Some PORNO LOLZ
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Hot Naked Model – 1
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Find Local Girls TO Fuck RIGHT HERE
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2017

05

Apr

Bella Thorne Posts a Bikini Picture of the Day

I guess Bella Thorne got the vibe that her momentum was slowing down a little. I didn’t do a post on her for at least a day or two, which means that she hasn’t put any smut out there for perverts like me to stare at and sexualize to the point of putting it on my website and writing bullshit that doesn’t matter about the pics…like about how I’ve never fucked a redhead – or how redheads have super strength due to their species being left out in the woods to die after they were born and their parents assumed they were product of the devil…..which makes sense….

So she posted a bikini picture on her social media…an old pic probably, because she’s in Canada and not in a bikini, Canada has that effect on women…but pull one from the archive like it’s fresh, the perverts won’t know the difference, recycle that shit…even though I KNOW….and when a girl not in a bikini posts a bikini pic…she’s doing it for the likes…oh…I just checked…apparently these are some fresh bikini pics from the hotel pool…good hustle…I like it.

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2017

05

Apr

Kate Hudson’s Bikini of the Day

Kate Hudson is in Hawaii, I assume terrorizing Owen Wilson who lives in Hawaii, because his trying to kill himself when they were dating, is probably the most extreme a man has gone for their love, when she probably only ends up with people passing through who are more important, rich and relevant than her…or the occasional right place right time dude who just happens to be around when she’s in the mood to fuck…which we can assume is often…and where dude thinks “this could be a lottery win”…as he bows down to his lord and Saviour – Kevin Federline…

Or maybe she’s just on bikini vacation to remind you all that she’s still the rich brat who got herself a career of her own like a HADID….thanks to her family connections and her hard work…that allows her to hang out in a bikini as often as she wants because she can….but the fitness entrepreneur pushing 40…is looking 40…so I can’t see this being anything she’d be bragging about, but more her not giving a fuck, because she’s made it and who cares what people think….as her ass flattens and sinks into retirement age…she knows she had a good run.

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2017

05

Apr

Chloe Sevigny Upskirt of the Day

I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts….especially when they were willing to die for their slut….while now AIDS and AIDS jokes are far less fun or funny…because it’s no longer a death sentence…

She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them…

Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE ….

Well now she’s flashing her ass on the street in a short skirt…because that’s all part of her fashion, fashionista, hipster, celebrity, artist bullshit she’s angling…

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2017

05

Apr

Dakota Johnson Butt’s Still in a Bikini of the Day

Dakota Johnson is still in a bikini in Miami…in fact, she’s been in 10 bikinis in the last few days, because she’s clearly working with the paparazzi to get press, to get in to the media, to promote 50 Shades because 50 shades of a waste of my fucking time because the story and the sex in that shit is too lame for me, and the fact some weirdo internet woman make hundreds of millions off it is too irritating for me….

So they are like “hey Dakota, we’re going to send you to Miami, not to mourn your dad’s only relevant role in his career, that put miami on the map, making him the ambassador of miami….and you the princess of miami….but to GET paparazzi bikini pics for people to stare at your ass, hopefully want to fuck you, and go buy movie tickets to jerk off in theater like PeeWee Herman. THink of this as foreplay, yes we don’t advocate people jerking off in public to you, but if it happened it would be a good sing that at least someone finds you hot, plus they paid for the ticket to make it happen, and we need all the ticket sales we can get”……

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2017

05

Apr

Ali Michael Nipples of the Day

Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked.

She has never really hit that big – but she still exists and she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…and she is still trying….

She’s just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….but in trying to break through…at 26….the chances are she’s as “at her peak”….as possible, but it is possible that the friends she’s made being a scenester means she may be involved in more….maybe movies…who knows it’s all so incestuous and repetitive..and it’s all based on who you know…and we can assume she knows or has known some important connected people in her 7 years doing this…

This shoot has some nipple, I just like it because it is horror themed, which I am into and a whore in horror, how could you go wrong…at least as a spectator staring at pics of random girls I don’t know all day…like ME!! Hard to be a hater when you’re not the one putting in the work to make this magic happen, but not really…we call it being in the peanut gallery…I don;’t need to produce garbage to know it’s garbage…I just need to look at it and wonder why people bother producing shit like this…seems like a waste of time…..

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2017

05

Apr

Amy Schumer is a Fat Treasure Troll in a Bathing Suit for a Magazine of the Day

Not only is Amy Schumer not very funny, but she’s also really unattractive, but for some reason, a reason I call a scam some powerful people are in on, she’s managed to find a celebrity, a fan base, a group of people who find her wonderfully clever and funny….

I don’t remember watching too much of her comedy, I don’t think I’ve seen any of it, yet I know who she is, which means someone is pushing her onto us like she is a Lady Gaga or Katy Perry song….

I do know that I just find her fact irritating to look at so I can’t imagine ever really caring to hear what she has to say, but I have seen some jokes and they were sex jokes about either all the sex she gets, or the bad sex she gets, or blowjobs she gives….while knowing that is either a lie, or that she’s just another case of fat girl who thinks dude likes her for her, and not because he wants to bust a nut…and she’s available….or in recent years, he’s an opportunist and she’s a sad broken target – get in there and cash in…

But I guess Hollywood needs this type of relatable monster for the monster women of the world to have some sort of icon to look up to…..like the white Aziz…a bigger bitch than this bitch…but I guess together they remind us the world likes laughing at bitches…

I do know that because of her Netflix special getting down voted by trolls who hate her, according to her, because she can’t be seen as shit….she’s changed the whole format of Netflix so that people can’t down vote shit they hate…trolls…what a fucking whiner.

I will say the biggest joke I’ve seen of hers is everytime she’s in a bikini…it’s LOLZ for everyone.

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2017

05

Apr

Elsa Hosk Possible See Through to Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk is an old timer model because she’s pushing 30, but only a recent player in the Victoria’s Secret scene, probably in the last 3 years, which I guess in a 10 year career of a model is the equivalent of 10 years of her career, and really it’s the only years that matter, where she’s getting paid – because prior to VS she was doing titty photoshoots like a thirsty instagram girl…only in her case, it worked on a bigger scale than most instagram girls, who really only get sugardaddies out of the whole thing….

She’s at an event, apparently you can see a tit, I don’t see a tit, I see what looks like a trashy, old, tired, rough around the edges, Russian despite being Sweeden, Titty model that pulled a scam and got into VS because Candice wanted a break and this one looked most like her…but who knows….

Here are some of her lingerie pics for the Evil Panty Emperor…..

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2017

05

Apr

Soo Yeon Lee Ping Pong Tits of the Day

Soo Yeon Lee is a table tennis champion….and nude model….making her pretty fucking amazing to me…not because of the table tennis thing, although I like a girl with skill…but because she’s hot asian model…she goes by the name PINGPONGGIRL on instagram. You know her….

She’s a reminder that I have not lived life right, that one of my biggest regrets in life, is that I never banged an Asian woman…which is a pretty ridiculous concept, but I just don’t meet asians outside of the convenience store and the chinese restaurant I go to when drunk. I don’t know their inner scene, what badminton clubs they are part of, and even the really white ones who you are not as asian as you’d want them to be to live out your asian fetish….are too rich and smart to fuck with me….it’s a real fail…they are snobs…and I guess the only way to solve that is go to Asia where I can buy one for 20 dollars or less…SEE DREAMS DO COME TRUE>…

This winner, Soo Yeon Lee, the Table Tennis Champion is fucking hot…think like all asians, with nice little tits and long legs, it’s like fuck…I love asian women as much as I love asian food…but I never get to eat them….like I eat asian food…they just don’t right swipe me on TINDER and that’s

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