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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Apr

Britney Spears Pulling Down Her Pants of the Day

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Britney Spears posted a picture of her casually pulling down her pants, I guess to remind the haters that she’s skinny like a meth addicted mother in a trailer park, who still has the tits she got when she was stripping…..where the meth addiction happened….only the Britney Spears version, where she’s richer than god and still “stripping” her soul on stage everyday to finance the empire and keep her parent’s dreams alive…

It reminds me of when retards get horny and if you know any retards, you’ll know they just pull out their genitals everywhere, all dumb faced and drooling….

Maybe she wants you to know she shaves her cunt, because there was a time when she was unshowered and disgusting, which I fucking loved because of pheromones and the dirtier a bitch is the more animalistic and exciting it is….but it’s probably laser, you cant’ expect a medicated mental case to get that close to razor blades…I guess it could be waxing too and whoever got that job is an unsung hero…and I wish it was me…even though I love bush. I am so conflicted.

Here are some hot pics of Britney in Concert….

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2017

Apr

Mena Suvari’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simpler, because the world was always relatively shitty, but I guess a time when we had limited options.

Or maybe Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did….I guess American Beauty was it….

She’s making a comeback, I just trolled her instagram where she’s got very few fans, but that she updates…and not only is she doing a celebrity episode of American Ninja warrior but she’s also in a show with Alicia Silverstone called American Woman…

BECAUSE apparently she can’t to things without the word AMERICAN in it….Patriotic.

Well, here she is looking less Alien than usual, maybe it is the hard nipples distracting me, or maybe it’s the angle, or maybe it’s the fact that she’s got so much fucking make-up on, we’re talking layers of make-up that make me think she may actual be an alien and her mask is falling apart….

Or she’s human and just getting old…but hard nipples happened regardless…and that’s what actually matters….because she’s still Mena Suvari and that means she still matters to me…

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2017

Apr

Hot Bitch in the Club And Other Videos of the Day

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Fucking in the food Court

Newsreader Caught Daydreaming…

Landslide in India…

Sewer Explodes

Tire Almost Hits Mom With Stroller

Suicide Bomber of the Day – Fucked Up…

Indiana Jones Fail

Another Day in Detroit

Some Idiots from Boston

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2017

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s always so sad when you miss love opportunities when you’re at a party, or an event, or even walking in the park, and instead of flirting with the smiling babe, you’re swiping on your hook-up app…talking to some fat chick who you are trying to convince to film pee videos for you, since she’s fat and logically – desperate enough to do it – because you forget that these apps giving her a steady stream of pervert in the mood to fuck…boosting her ego and fucking up the who hierarchy of humanity….

Not that I know anything about girls smiling at me in real life, interested in sex….at a party, or event, or walking in the park…most people cross the street and clench their purses and probably assholes when I walk by….but I did follow a girl with a hot ass in leggings for a few blocks thanks to her dog taking frequent stops and it did feel like it could have been romance if I wasn’t a creep….

But I assume that it is an issue for some…

Thanks god for World War III…so we don’t need to worry about any of this nonsense…

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Henry Cavill in Superman Suit
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This is How the Backstreet Boys Live
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Tennis Ball Boy Fails
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Britney Spears Hot in Concert
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Korean Hangover Cure
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Weird Redbull Sport of the Day – TWItCH and Ride
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Annoying Tomato Man
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Dog Protects Squirrel from Cat
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I can’t believe Iggy Azalea has this House..
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Janet Jackson Dumps Billionaire Husband After Giving Him a Baby
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Cyclist and Car Collide
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The Rock and Vin Diesel in Love
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From street Dog to Couch Potato
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Circular Runways…a think of the future?
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2017

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

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It’s still my birthday, send nudes…of you or of every vagina you have ever known or that you come accross.. Thanks….for the well wishes.

I’ll be at the strippers because I got drunk and passed out last night before getting to the strippers and birthday without strippers is like Pam Anderson without Hepatitis, or Lohan in a Burkini….it happens…but it is meaningless…

Again, it’s my birthday – send nudes….preferably peeing videos…it’s my new thing…peeing videos are the new gaping asshole.

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Meghan Markle Shut Down her Lifestyle Site…
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Iggy Azalea’s 4 Million Dollar House…..
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Caroline Vreeland Big Tits With Sluts in Bikinis…
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Jenna Jameson is a Mom….
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Natalie Portmam – Baby Mom Walk
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Tori Wilson is Ripped!!
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Stephen Colbert Undercover as a Tax Specialist
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Victoria Beckham on the Cover of a MAgazine
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Some Bill Burr Animation….
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Feel Like Kate Upton’s Husband in Pig Eating Ice Cream Erotica
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Crazy Parkour RAce
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Phoebe Price – in See Through Pants…..
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Gordon Ramsey – Raped Hand….
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Daisy Ridley Lookin’ Good….
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Hydraulic Press Crushes Anvil…
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Mel B’s Abusive Husband
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Scarlett Johansson Calls Out Ivanka Trump….
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Jessica Alba – Looking Pissed
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Joanna KRUPA Cleavage
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People Love Seeing Paris Hilton
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Charlize Theron No Longer Hot Charlize Theron
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Brooke Burke Tits…..
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Karlie Kloss in a Tight Dress
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Charlie XCX Performing
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Dakota Johnson – Endless Bikini
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Some Monster Named Billie LOURD in a BIkini
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Chantal Jeffries in Some See Through Top Showing OFf her Push Up Bra Tits of the Day
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Imogen Thomas Big Tits in a Green Bikini
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MENA SUvari in a Tight Dress – Not Showing OFf her Booty
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Rose McGowan Fingering Herself for my Bday
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Heidi Klum in a Bikini
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Diane Kruger Cleavage
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10 years of Kim K Sex Tape….
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J,Lo and A Rod Talking Marriage….
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When You’re Born without Sympathy & EMpathy….
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Big Tits on a Slut Pulled Out…
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Naked – Cam Girl and Her Big Tits….
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Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Magazine….
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Cockblock of the Day
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Lesbian Bondage….
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Girl Masturbatinng in Car
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Blowie on the Beach
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Dude who Fucks Up Orgy…..Jerking Off…
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2017

Apr

Bella Thorne in a Bikini Stretching for Social Media of the Day

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It must really be my birthday – because Bella Thorne is in a bikini stretching…

Or maybe it’s just like every other day, because Bella Thorne is always in a bikini…and really that would be a shitty gift because I find her totally uninteresting, not so fun, just a random girl who gets a lot of attention because she’s on TV and has a team…when she’s not all that hot, not all that deserving, not all that great…but she exists..

I think half or more of the reason I post her silly bikini pics is really just parody..or is it satire….I am mocking the situation because I know creeps jerk off to her….and by creeps I mean old guys like me…because I am old…and staring at her in a bikini…judging her young half naked body and saying it’s not good enough…when really it is…it is better than good enough because it has all it’s limbs and no visual rashes…

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2017

Apr

Liz Hurley in Bikinis of the Day

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It’s my Birthday and Liz Hurley is old as fuck, so I can relate to her as I try to understand her sexualizing herself….in bikinis, to sell bikinis to moms, because I can’t imagine young people being into her or knowing she exists because she’s old….but still hot enough compared to the 20 year olds who fatter and more disgusting than this…but she is still old…which usually offsets being “fit”….

Liz Hurley made a life for herself as the Hot British chick, and I guess has no choice but to continue that through fitness and diet on World Health Day…because if she looked like she was actually 50 years old…she would cease to matter…and I guess no one, except maybe me, enjoy no mattering….like listen to your body, fatten up, sag, rot…what are you doing playing with science…you’re not god…why you trying to be god…it’s just like any rich girl who only fucks rich dudes…thinking they are the most important and that nature’s rules don’t apply to them….

Good tits though…

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2017

Apr

Bella Hadid Sour Face for Terry Richardson of the DAy

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Bella Hadid is in this photoshoot for Terry Richardson, maybe because she wanted to get molested by a photographer who was really tried by the media and lost jobs by the media trial because no bitch every got him charged with Sexual Harassment, they just made stories and that was enough to ruin him……girls who don’t get their way are so quick to call rape…..some girls like it like a little demented rich girl wanting to soak through her panties when being told what to do with herself in her underwear by some old rumored pervert….to speak to her daddy issues, or maybe to feel edgy – like she’s not some white washed candy coated bullshit personality who doesn’t deserve a career, but has a career thanks to being a full of shit marketed to the media whore who loves every second of it…

I think it’s safe to say why Terry got as far as he did, because despite Bella having that troll face that looks jacked up on BOTOX FILLER SHIT, she always looks like she’s sucking on lemons, but in his pics…she is likeable…

He may not be able to take a technical photo, but he knows how to get people, even vapid useless puppets like this Hadid to feed some emotion into the mix…even if her only emotion is “more money, more fame, more followers, more face injections, more cleavage, less bra, I’m an icon, I work hard”…..bullshit…

I guess the pics aren’t that great, but they are better than nothing…

Status seeker trying to find legitimacy Hadid…or maybe she is delusional and just likes that his name has the word Rich in it….but probably more a groupie situation…

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2017

Apr

Kate Hudson Walking Down Stairs in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Old timer Kate Hudson is out celebrating my birthday in a bikini top, not showing off what I assumed was fake tits a while ago, because I guess that was a false alarm and something to talk about, because when it comes to Kate Hudson, spoiled hollywood slut who fucked everyone trash from her Romantic comedy roles that don’t require any acting skill to be in…..you need angles…otherwise I just keep going back to how Owen Wilson tried to kill himself because of her…it’s really all that I know that she’s accomplished on her own, without being coddled or give the opportunity from her mom…not that that matters, take what you can get, build that family empire…it makes sense and I am all for it…but I prefer my spoiled celebrity kids to be more naked…and broken…than successes of their own…really…

It’s my Birthday…I shouldn’t be wasting my time posting this bullshit…BUT I AM…yay…

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2017

Apr

Selena Gomez and her BBC Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

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It’s my birthday and Selena Gomez went out of dinner last night, where she was being a little nasty to the paparazzi hiding her face like she was hiding a herpes sore…or a black eye from a volatile relationship…or a big black dick to the eye…because these girls are fragile man..they have the money, the team of people, the support, the constant work, the fans, the staff of trainers, psychiatrists, the best money can buy…of meds and drugs and good times…they don’t need to work another day in their life…but they are fragile man…and fragile things like abusive people who take advantage of them like K-Fed….not to say The Weekend is that guy, that would be racial profiling and I’m not that guy…he’s Canadian and good…and both are using each other because it’s good for business…and pissing off Bieber…the other Canadian she put in her….because she’s got a Canada fetish…weird…

She’s such a broken thing…hiding like she’s scared….but it’s nice to see young love, or in this case emotionally fucked up and needy things hounding her man so he can’t breathe without her there…all looking boring…maybe hiding her LUPUS he probably hopes hospitalizes her for a few weeks so he can get a damn break…she’s needy and her vagina flexible…

Why So angry little LUPUS monkey…?

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