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2017

13

Mar

Nicki Minaj Performed with Drake in Latex of the Day

Apparently doughty Nicki Minaj performed in Paris with Drake because they have a song or two together, as she’s the manipulative female rapper who either fucks her way into the hip hop world, or pretends she’s edgy and black to compensate for her being a manufactured bullshit act, that rappers eat up because they all like that mainstream stamp of approval…because the world is filled with groupies looking for shout outs…

Well, her weirdly shaped, plastic surgery ridden body wore latex looking shit, something that contained her pussy smells….while escalating her pussy smells…thanks to not being breathable and the whole thing wasn’t very erotic, unless you’re into coddled white as fuck black girls playing black girls showing off their fat tits and cameltoe….exciting…right..fat tits though…

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2017

13

Mar

Rat Cow’s Underwear for a DKNY Ad of the DAy

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Rat Cow is a girl, if you can even call her that, who I like to rant about because I find her such a bottom feeding leech trying to get herself as famous and relevant as possible, which annoys me, because she’s a titty model, basically a sex worker and that’s fine, but don’t try to intellectualize it. It’s like pornstars pretend taking 10 dicks for 1500 dollars is for some higher purpose, or intellectual purpose, or artistic purpose…because they need an excuse to take those 10 dicks that is more than just not having a dad, being raped as a child, being narcissistic freaks who fucking love themselves so much and being fucked by 10 guys….

Now Rat Cow is not a porn slut but she could have been if she wasn’t so egotistical and fancy, figuring if she goes to the right events and hangs with the celebs she’ll get in regular movies and the nudity shit is just a necessity to her marketing because her tits are fucking awesome…

I hate to admit that I am a fan of Rat Cow…but I love to hate her and that counts for something, I also love her body as I fucking feel confused as to why DKNY would hire her to be their bird face with big its, or body…walking her dog in lingerie…maybe a little shameless on their part…definitely…get those followers..not to mention she’s more than a Glamour model because she attends fashion week and red carpet events like the Grammys…and Academy Award viewing parties…FANCY AS FUCK….escort I can’t afford…

Here are the edited shots:

Here’s the BTS

Here’s more…

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2017

13

Mar

Alexis Ren’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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I think Alexis Ren realizes that her face isn’t all that great, because her best work involves her body, which is an insane body, a thin body, that’s been jacked up with fake tits body, but that still is thin as fuck, with a great waist to hip ratio that is is consistently hard to find as women become more and more fat as fuck…fascinating – not really – but this selfie, with camera face, looking like she’s starved herself for a few days…is lovely as fuck…and a little racy too…I mean she’s a girl who posted softcore erotica porn for married women…all grinding up on her dude who is no longer her dude…to cash the fuck in…in the weirdest thing that’s succeeded in social media in a while….

Not too exciting..but that body…good..

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2017

13

Mar

Doutzen Kroes vs Daphne Groeneveld in the Towel Series of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes and Daphne Groeneveld both let creepy overpaid fashion photographer who has been doing this “towel series” with models on his shoots…like a creeper who brings towels to the shoots he’s being overpaid to be at…like some kind of towel pervert…with his own personal creative / fetish intentions when clients are paying him and the models to be there, yet he instead makes it about his fucking self…it’s like hey get naked, put this own, let me take pics, make them black and white and put you in my book….getting paid…double dipping…something these girls are probably not strangers to…I mean double dipping is how they paid their rent before actually making that model money..if you know what I mean…and if you don’t ….either do I really, but assume it has to do with taking rich cock to finance their fancy fucking lives on yachts and shit…

All this to say, Towel series…not too inspiring, exciting or good…they both look the damn same…but whatever…

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2017

13

Mar

Olivia Hold for GRUMPY Magazine of the Day

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Olivia Holt is a Disney Starlet who is 19…straight from the means streets of Mississippi…sold to the executives at Disney who either molested her as you’d assume they do when they cast these girls….you know you have to be some kind of fucking pervert to want to work so closely with kids…look at bus drivers, camp councillors, daycare teachers, scout leaders and couches…ALL creeps….

Sure the execs at Disney have bigger business in mind, make money off these people, and the parents want it so bad they’ll do anything to make it happen…but I think that’s just more reason pedo shit goes down…

That said, she’s in GRUMPY magazine in a bra, which we can assume is a Disney owned publication to hit the hipster market of nude modeling….to help give their talent they cultivate a venue…named after everyone’s favorite dwarf….

All marketing…all the time…

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2017

13

Mar

Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is an it girl….that I write about as often as she pops up – which is often because when you’re a robot or genetically modified, you’ve got the energy necessary to get into as many shoots a fucking possible…

She’s been marketed hard by Victoria’s Secret, the team who created her, probably in more ways than just her public image…seeing as she’s a robot – or genetically modified – mostly human created in a lab by a homosexual biologist and a lesbian egg….where they could tweak the DNA to make the girl into something spectacular…and either sell her to Victoria’s Secret but they were probably funded by Victoria’s Secret….like self driving cars…lab created models…good for business..the FUTURE…

She posted these pics of herself on her instagram, part of her marketing hustle..and I’m into it..not because I am a weirdo nerd into robots…but because robot or not…she’s hot and that’s good enough for me..

Elsa Hosk..the titty model turned VS model also posted some slutty VS pics on her instagram…

Here they are together…sluts…

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2017

13

Mar

Kendall Jenner – Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Just when you figure the Jenners are going to disappear. Like their joke, prank or troll that put them on the map in the first place, fizzles…you know assuming the general public will realize that they are a fucking scam, a joke, not a real model….but rather a skinny enough promo model from instagram with a huge following thanks to her whore sister and the empire and staff they have running her shit…leveraging each one to build the collective unit to make billions of marketing dollars….you hear teen girls at the mall you’re at buying panties for strangers talking about what Kylie Jenner was up to that day…which if you were wondering involved launching a new cosmetic…cuz she uses a lot of cosmetics….and Kim was seen wearing YEEZYs…because people follow these people, love these people, watch their shows and feel connected to these people…

So when I see a girl pretending to be a model, but getting paid to actually be a model, because people and brands are fame whores…

I don’t get it, but I’ll stare at her lingerie shoot, even if it’s not hot…because my life is pathetic and whether she’s a model caliber to me….despite being a celebrated model to the world…her in her lingerie is probably a better way to stare at her…

This is as good as she gets, best hair, make-up and lighting and remains…average at best, but rich and people love rich…here’s rich…

Kylie Jenner was in spandex or a tight outfit while this Kendall thing was going on…

She was also at a restaurant in a fake see through outfit…

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2017

13

Mar

Loulou Robert Naked in a Bathtub of the Day

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I don’t know who Loulou Robert is…but she’s naked in a pretty cool, hip, artistic and exciting bathtub popping that booty…and sometimes a good bathtub is all you need on a Monday Morning…or maybe it’s the naked girl, no matter what she’s naked in that makes your monday a good one…and I guess it’s not quite Monday Morning at all…this whole Daylight Savings time is some government playing god conspiracy robbing me of an hour….because the government are legal criminals…right…that’s what this is about…the government..

Apparently LouLou Robert is an actress or something from France and France is very magical when it comes to romance, eroticism and tits…so keep it up france…

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2017

13

Mar

The Kids Choice Awards Happened You Fucking Perverts of the DAy

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Since kids don’t watch TV anymore, they are more into the whole instagram and youtube thing, I wonder who actually watches this Teen Choice awards, I am assuming the event is presented as a wholesome, let’s celebrate vapid talentless dancing monkeys exploited by their parents…and make them feel like being robbed of their childhood to become weirdo fame whores is actually something that should be rewarded – with an event that doesn’t matter – to make all these old creeps more money…while dad’s who jerk off to Disney Starlets in slutty dresses watch and pretend they are doing research, to connect with their kids…and in some cases their kid’s friends…with a ROOFIE peanut butter sandwich…. when they get caught…

The highlight reel includes….

DOVE CAMERON – Some busty Disney Kid showing off her tits…

Creepy Mariah Carey and her monster tits….old and weird…but a MEME thanks to lip syncing on TV….

: , Los Angeles, CA – 03/11/17 – Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2017 -PICTURED: Mariah Carey -PHOTO by: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com -VIF98811 Editorial – Rights Managed Image – Please contact www.startraksphoto.com for licensing fee Startraks Photo New York, NY Image may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image. If you violate our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damages.

: , Los Angeles, CA – 03/11/17 – Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2017 -PICTURED: Mariah Carey -PHOTO by: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com -VIF98805 Editorial – Rights Managed Image – Please contact www.startraksphoto.com for licensing fee Startraks Photo New York, NY Image may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image. If you violate our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damages.

: , Los Angeles, CA – 03/11/17 – Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2017 -PICTURED: Mariah Carey -PHOTO by: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com -VIF98788 Editorial – Rights Managed Image – Please contact www.startraksphoto.com for licensing fee Startraks Photo New York, NY Image may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image. If you violate our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damages.